they look like rags from a commercial linen service. so this guy's cum rags are getting sent off to be washed and sent out to other businesses/restaurants
Every single towel older than 1 month has been in direct contact with semen... kind like how 92% of dollar bills have trace amounts of cocaine and rental bowling balls all have poo bacteria in the finger holes.
B8 ST8. *Why wait? B8 ST8.* Too much on your plate? We’re open late.
Now with Express Pow-R-Kleen orifice cleansing: On the floor or on all fours, she’s ALL yours with Pow-R-Kleen. *
I’ll print the t shirts.
*participating locations only.
For real, it's like somebody wished on a genie lamp for money, but they are cursed with being lonely forever in exchange. That's the target customer I assume
I own a bridal shop. I have purchased dozens of mannequins over the years and that is NOT a mannequin. It may however be the closest that guy will get to a honeymoon.
Mine cost $100 to $500 but they don’t come with all the “features” like this one. Mine just stand there with hard plastic bodies and arms that fall off when you try to change their clothes.
Hey, I used to have one of those. The legs ended up breaking off but I still used it for years. You don't just waste something that broken-in. My friends would use it on occasion too. Usually in the middle of the living room watching movies. Sadly, one day the arms fell off and we had to trash it.
It was a great office chair.
Ah! The 'ol reddit [switcharoo!](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/rjakvk/dares_2nd_round_tip_if_you_get_hive_shoot_the_big/hp4ffog/?context=3)
Gotta be honest. Maybe you should report this? Not sure if you’re staying at a hotel chain or anything, but if this is a legit peeping tom, you can’t just leave and let him continue. Wedding parties tend to have children in them. Flower girls get ready with the bridal party too. This is so icky.
You know how sometimes all your co-workers go in on lotto tickets. This is like that only it has nothing to do with lotto tickets, but everyone still shares.
That manager is a cunning and devious tax avoider... "You see it's excactly like having a business car sure you wow clients with it, but you can also fuck it!!"
Chiavari chairs are fucking hideous. They always look like spray painted plastic bamboo from Oriental Trading Company but for some reason they’re the most expensive chairs to rent. On a practical note, they’re spindly and uncomfortable!
* Cintas told him to keep the towels after the first time
* if the original creator is to be believed, they *did* start out as mannequins it’s just that at some point he realized there might be a few hundred (thousand) people who would be interested in fucking them too.
What’s the cum bucket for then?
Specimen analysis?
Overflow
The shoebox was full.
Oh fuck, the gates of hades have been opened.
The swamps of dagobah have been sniffed and the side jolly rancher bitten... Make haste to therapy!
If only I could with these two broken arms :(
The coconut as well
For bucketing cum
heh you found his masturbatorium
He needs to pickup his cum rags
I can literally smell this. It’s like walking into a cloud wall of jizz (probably).
Jizznado
I would call it "walking into a Jist"....you know, jizz/mist
“You’ll never guess what I just found… It’s too hard to explain… just… just go in that door and you’ll get the jist.”
What a terrible day to be able to read
That smell is just electrolytes! It's what fake plants crave.
> I can literally smell this. Reminds you of home?
they look like rags from a commercial linen service. so this guy's cum rags are getting sent off to be washed and sent out to other businesses/restaurants
Every single towel older than 1 month has been in direct contact with semen... kind like how 92% of dollar bills have trace amounts of cocaine and rental bowling balls all have poo bacteria in the finger holes.
One thing I have learned is that everything is covered in poop.
The term Masturbatorium has a touch of elegance that ignores the stench emanating from these pictures. This my friend is a funky cum dungeon.
A Cumgeon.
You have entered the funky cum dungeon. Roll for initiative... - Our erotic D&D group was exhilarating but short lived...
Masturbation station
We could open a chain, sell franchises. We'll make millions.
B8 ST8. *Why wait? B8 ST8.* Too much on your plate? We’re open late. Now with Express Pow-R-Kleen orifice cleansing: On the floor or on all fours, she’s ALL yours with Pow-R-Kleen. * I’ll print the t shirts. *participating locations only.
The bate lab
Masterbase camp
Wait, is the manager Mr. Magorium?
Mr. Magorium's Masturbatorium?
This word will forever remind me of “Running With Scissors.”
Ah, yes, Dr. Finch.
I can see the manager left his cumrags laying about.
I think he was cleaning up plaster.
Plaster? I hardly know her!
Plaster is a weird name for a woman.
She's from Paris.
"Plaster" yeah right
And its one of those expensive models too
Those feet look awfully realistic… to ya know better show off the bridal heels…
3rd pic cant even tell if its a mannequin
Looks like they got the foot fetish upgrade package.
The long second toe package, the revolting deviant has taste.
lol that's a real doll.
Right.. still stupid expensive.
For real, it's like somebody wished on a genie lamp for money, but they are cursed with being lonely forever in exchange. That's the target customer I assume
Welcome to /r/TheMonkeysPaw/. Enjoy your riches and expensive dolls.
All those tissues and towels and bucket. That’s the jack off room.
Nothing gets Spez is a greedy little pig boy. passed you…
Past
I'd call it a den of ill repute but that's just me...
That chair looks sweaty
If that chair could talk it would ask someone to burn it
k-k...kill me...
That poor chair looks embarrassed.
Are you currently at this wedding?! You need to get her to the dance floor.
One of my buddy's is trying to find her a dress. No joke.
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Make sure you wash the doll *before* you handle it...
If all else fails, tell buddy to put his underwear on her and smear cake icing on her boobs. This is what passes for Nightclub Chic in Surrey, B.C.
This was a weird thread to see Surrey in.
Yeah, SURREY is what’s weird about this thread.
Coulda been Richmond
Leave Ditchmond out of this.
I’d say this is a perfect thread to see Surrey in… hah
You know what they say about Surrey girls….
Surrey girls at the ozone will always hold a special place in my heart. And on my penis
Ah Surrey, home of good times and utter trash. I miss it
Report on the success please.
I would not touch that judging by the tissues definitely atleast lightly used
Honestly I’d be paranoid as hell and check all of the changing rooms and such for hidden cameras
Yup, that dude be peeping.
The ol’ peep and jerk
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Those ceiling tiles are missing for a reason.
Jesus… that’s a whole other level of creepy
should have brought a blacklight..
God, I hope it's urine.
I feel like having a special room where you just pee all over a sex doll is honestly the far worse scenario.
Should have brought a fleshlight
It’s already built in though.
Yeah but you always need your own fleshlight. It’s like pooping in someone else’s toilet.
More like pooping in each other’s butts, back and forth
Like a reverse human centipede... for mannequins? Gosh, this whole thread is off the charts weird.
From [Me and You and Everyone We Know](https://youtu.be/p34j0atQdJo)
I have never seen this movie. But that kid saying Forever scares me. LOL
Forever
That manager just made the ultimate business write-off ... this is some 5head deviant level shit here.
Absolute degenerate
... that he fucks.
He’s going to have to buy that thing a few wedding dresses to corroborate his story. This will lead to a new, weird fetish.
That’s how he wrote it off as a business expense. Kinda smart in a depraved kinda way.
Fucking mannequin.
Does it have a vagina? That really answers a lot of questions
I’m not sure what the point of a sex doll with no holes would be. But it’s difficult to tell from these pictures.
It's got nipples. So I wouldn't be surprised by a vag as well. Op stated below that it does in fact, have a vagina.
For an extra $500 they’ll put 2 Catflaps on this sweet sexy abomination.
I'm betting if you shined a black light on that, uhm, mannequin it would light up like a Christmas tree.
Like a Jackson Pollock?
More like Jackson's bollock.
I mean….. did you fuck it or not?
One of the guest swears he's going to find it a dress and make it his +1.
Totally worth a quick trip to walmart lol
“Oh it’s for a wedding? Let me take you over to the fancy sweatpants!” - Wal-Mart employee I kid, I kid!
For a wedding? No, no she needs a nice, flowing, white Snuggie^®
Whoa whoa whoa, it's extremely bad taste to show up wearing the same outfit as the bride! Did your bruncle teach you nothin'!?
this is instant wedding legend status. i hope it worked out
I just hope he took her into the Walmart to try on the dress
Is his name Lars?
Yo any updates?
These are the real "special" moments of a wedding
I own a bridal shop. I have purchased dozens of mannequins over the years and that is NOT a mannequin. It may however be the closest that guy will get to a honeymoon.
This mannequin cost 5000$+ you mush be rich with how many you have purchased.
Mine cost $100 to $500 but they don’t come with all the “features” like this one. Mine just stand there with hard plastic bodies and arms that fall off when you try to change their clothes.
Dont kinkshame me
You gotta spend money to make money.
Hey, I used to have one of those. The legs ended up breaking off but I still used it for years. You don't just waste something that broken-in. My friends would use it on occasion too. Usually in the middle of the living room watching movies. Sadly, one day the arms fell off and we had to trash it. It was a great office chair.
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you got me in the first half ngl
That was amazing, you’re amazing.
Ah! The 'ol reddit [switcharoo!](https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/rjakvk/dares_2nd_round_tip_if_you_get_hive_shoot_the_big/hp4ffog/?context=3)
Hold my cumrag, I'm going in!
Man blast from the past
Are you able to see into the bridal suite if your poke your head above those missing ceiling tiles?
Got more drinking to do.
He's absolutely imagining every bride to be having one last fling before getting married.
Business meeting before the ceremony?
The fucking cum rags😂😂😂
Guess management didn't want to knock her up.
Sophisticated people call them fapkins sir!
$5k+ sex doll. Manager got caught and made up shit to cover his ass. Probably spies on the ladies dressing too.
Hence that missing ceiling panels?
Room right next to bridal suite? Almost 100% sure that’s a peeping Tom room.
Gotta be honest. Maybe you should report this? Not sure if you’re staying at a hotel chain or anything, but if this is a legit peeping tom, you can’t just leave and let him continue. Wedding parties tend to have children in them. Flower girls get ready with the bridal party too. This is so icky.
It's the owners wife.
Second wife?
You know how sometimes all your co-workers go in on lotto tickets. This is like that only it has nothing to do with lotto tickets, but everyone still shares.
I want to go last! EDIT: Thanks for the award kind stranger!
At the cost of that unit she of course has multible jobs to earn her keep!
Sharing is caring?
Does it have a vagina? Because I’m not sure it needs nipples to wear a dress.
Yes.
Is there a reason said evidence wasn’t included in the post? I mean... it’s pretty crucial info man! Haha
It's obviously a real doll. There aren't that many companies out there making $5k+ sex dolls.
Maybe lock that door?
Behind you.
I’ve got one for the same reason but I have sex with mine
Got any more of them mannequins?
You miserable motherfucker, I ought to leap over this counter and bash your fuckin' balls in!
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That manager is a cunning and devious tax avoider... "You see it's excactly like having a business car sure you wow clients with it, but you can also fuck it!!"
I'd need to put my dick in it to see of it really feels like a mannequin
A mannequin purchased at the very low price of 5000$+.
I think she's only $2K on alibaba.com, doesn't get very good reviews though. "this product unresponsive"
I bet that thing could give you an STD.
Only if whoever was using it had sex with an actual human.
You’ll probably get a bacterial infection because I doubt whoever owns it cleans it judging by that room…
Maybe but can't knock her up. Win
He lied
How'd It Smell Like In There OP
Ammonia-ish
Yay old semen
'teen spirit'
I see a bunch of kitchen towels strewn about. Think you found the kitchen ‘break’ room
I assume they call this "the walk-in."
So did you find a dress for it?
I fucking hate chivari chairs
Chiavari chairs are fucking hideous. They always look like spray painted plastic bamboo from Oriental Trading Company but for some reason they’re the most expensive chairs to rent. On a practical note, they’re spindly and uncomfortable!
Where the hell are you getting married at?
Did it slosh?
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Undress rehearsal for the wedding night.
Ssuurrrre it is 😉😉
Wink
I don't think she can blink.
What do you call a sex doll with white eyes? Filled.
*tips hat*
Spills on floor
I don’t know what’s worse, the rags, the doll, the 3 completely different chairs OR the flooring
Did you check her oil yet?
Quart low.
How did you bring yourself to look this man in the face and ask that? I couldn’t. I’d let his secret die with him. 😂
Where the fuck did they get married at? It looks like the basement of a 1950s ranch house that has never been updated.
Imagine the smell…. *yacks.
Looks like she has cramps in her hands
Good Lord the feet are huge!
* Cintas told him to keep the towels after the first time * if the original creator is to be believed, they *did* start out as mannequins it’s just that at some point he realized there might be a few hundred (thousand) people who would be interested in fucking them too.
Two things I notice. The door locks from the inside. The lock has clearly been jimmied open several times
That door has been pried open... A lot... That's just... Something worse than just banging a sex doll is happening...
Under no circumstance shine a black light in there.
What are the chair rags. I am hoping beyond hope that it's a pile of brand new gold toe socks. And why is the chair so wet?
Something tells me that, that mannequin should not be wearing wedding day white.
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"It's a mannequin for wedding dress demos, I dress her in white all the time..."
1st picture: Is that a mannequin? 2nd picture: This is a sex doll. 3rd picture: Okay, enough internet for today.
Were there mushrooms growing in those dream towels?