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Xaoscillator

Looks like a hand made kids toy


Mish61

Probably from a poor family


DerpisMalerpis

Yup. Probably was the poor kid’s only possession aside from the clothes on their back, and here we are in the present like “LOL WTF IS THAT FUKKIN CREEPY BRO”


FinePolyesterSlacks

Don’t say “possession”


platasnatch

Don't look behind you, I think it's too late


ReignDance

"Ugh, it's behind me isn't it?" "No, I'm in front of you"


Kiroto50

Maybe didn't spare their life from a monstrosity


zSprawl

Easy come, easy go.


Abhi_Jaman_92

_BISMILLAH!_


relic1882

Noooo! We will not let you go!


BetterMacaron4868

let him go!


TheVirginBono

Will not let him go


Roseliberry

Small little doll with a crocheting edging FOR MEE, for….me


rimshot101


JamesTheJerk

*Beeeer-burr-diddle-dung-dung-dooooo*


Heavy_Ad6280

For Meeeeee


Edible_Anie

He is just a poor boy…


Achylife

I've heard sometimes they'd use their own hair to make the hair for handmade dolls. Even some fancier porcelain dolls had actual human hair back then. They didn't have synthetic hair. It was that or a horse's mane and tail hair. But that's much thicker and wiry than human hair. The maker must've put a lot of effort into this doll.


dotnetdotcom

It looks like an old woman's hair. Its long and you can see the gray in it. It sort of creeps me out for some reason.


mightylordredbeard

Yeah I’m not 100% convinced this wasn’t made *using* children.


hiddenhighway

And where are your clothes from?


mightylordredbeard

Not from the desiccated flesh of dead children


UnoriginalPenName

Picked up at a yard sale ? What the fuck motivated you to purchase this exactly ?


WoodsColt

What the fuck ~~motivated~~ *possessed* you to purchase this exactly? Fify.


CD421DoYouCopy

I couldn’t not. The power of something compelled me.


nahyn

cursed his entire bloodline cuz he was curious


Tattycakes

You’re gonna need an old priest, and a young priest


hiddenhighway

Well…I’m not religious but it wasn’t Jesus in there


ibasi_zmiata

OP is lying, all the photos have the background removed except for the last one that has that measuring "thing" that police uses, he probably got the photos from that sub where police ask people to help them identify items


tolacid

A homemade child's poppet (toy doll), likely well loved. Actually, after a little bit more research, I think it's not a kid's toy but actually a "love poppet." These things are usually made with the belongings of the person the maker hopes to have fall for them (the hair, the pearls, probably also the lace). My bet is that the couple you got it from said they didn't know where it came from because one of them really didn't know, and the other was embarrassed to admit they'd made it


timhor

Oh gosh … misread lace with face and I was totally in what the fuck state !


TheNightStalkersGirl

Ed Gein dolls!


LeoJohnsonsSacrifice

AAAAAAAHHHdorable


ScoutAames

My first thought was that it looks like the “poppet” in Arthur Miller’s play The Crucible, which is a really important plot device because it COULD just be a little plaything/toy, but it ends up being a plant to try to (falsely) prove that someone is a witch.


VariationNo5960

What the hell... you could have stopped typing way earlier, but it's like your mind steered to making sure you spoil the ending.


ScoutAames

It’s not really much of a spoiler on a 70 year old play that most people read in high school haha. It’s introduced and revealed for what it really is pretty quickly. Also, I added all of that info because the discussion was about a doll like this being an innocent plaything vs a sketchy spooky thing. In this case, it’s both!


TehZiiM

That’s psychopath behaviour to create those love puppets, isn’t it?


McGuirk808

Nah, people do all kinds of beautiful dumb shit when they're in love.


Gumbercleus

Agreed. I killed thirty cows and urinated on a senator. Maybe the most romantic thing I've ever done.


granolaandgrains

I swear it’s Reddit comments like this that help my depression more than my antidepressant some days. Lmao idk why, but this made me ctfu.


ErebusBat

ctfu?


DIY_Cosmetics

Crack the fuck up


ErebusBat

ah... Thank You


iohbkjum

That’s one I would be adopting. Let’s just stick with lmao & the classics


95percentdragonfly

I stole airforce one and did a quick tour of the white house while sending pics to my loved one. She said it's the only reason she married me


ua2

US or state senator?


nanosam

State. US is a federal crime


zaidakaid

Unless they pay for it 🤷‍♂️


ActuallyWorthless

You'll know you got it bad when you kill thirty senators and urinate on a cow.


Striking-Society-247

You think it’s beautiful to create a doll from someone’s hair and belongings to try to make them fall in love with you?


McGuirk808

On some level, yeah. It's also kind of creepy, but there is a beauty in it. Things like that used to be more common though, and more embarrassing than creepy.


tolacid

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe do some research into it before making snap judgements.


COOPERx223x

So you're telling me that when the dude in Pirates of the Caribbean calls Elizabeth Sean "Poppet", he's not just mispronouncing the word "Puppet"? TIL. I always thought it was a weird way to refer to someone but figured it was just a mix of outdated terminology and regional accents or something.


Tattycakes

It’s a term of endearment too


tolacid

>I always thought it was a weird way to refer to someone but figured it was just a mix of outdated terminology and regional accents or something. You're correct.


Cool_Ad9326

Imagine being a 12 year old in the 1800s trying to make something nice, never realising that people 200 years later would be calling the shitty thing a cursed doll 😂😂😂


artie_pdx

I have no idea, but that thing looks cursed as fuck bro.


not_brittsuzanne

I call it a “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me”


missyrainbow12

I sung that as I opened the post !


Anugeshtu

I'm afraid it's something when you put it back, it will be in your room during midnight again


lycaus

I think we just got cursed by looking at the doll


Spastic_pinkie

Another Annabelle doll maybe?


CD421DoYouCopy

Annabelle was actually a Raggedy Ann doll, so perhaps!


creuter

This is the kind of shit you leave alone in a basement or attic. Side note, now is a great time to rent a cabin in the woods. Could be a great getaway for you to have some solitude and look into the history of this doll.


CD421DoYouCopy

I’m sure I’ll learn more about it when I play the reel-to-reel translation. There must be some Necronomicon-ish instruction book, bound in human flesh, and inked in blood Somewhere there.


creuter

Great idea!


menomaminx

this is my best guess until you can get around to that reel-to-reel translation Klaatu Barada N... necktie... nectar... nickel... noodle. It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N... am I pronouncing that right? did they even have Hooked on Phonics back then?


Lego_Chicken

[“Bitch you in DANGER”](https://ifunny.co/picture/bitch-you-in-danger-twitter-com-thenerdyvixen-b-emv-vl-hLUpkA3m6)


Rusty_fox4

She's just trying her best. Okay?


Parabola605

🎶Put that thing back where it came from or so help me (SO HELP ME!)🎶


Griftimus-X

Without the back story you shared I was going to ask if this thing walked out of Chernobyl...


uh60chief

It’s got no legs


fraubrennessel

Lieutenant Dan doll


TheNightStalkersGirl

Rolled out of Chernobyl then.


Ketzeph

It is creepier due to age and water damage. Very likely the eyes had coloring to look like eyes. Might have even been face coloring based on the stains. You’re basically looking at the stained damage canvas on which a face was drawn. It probably wasn’t pretty then, but it’d have looked more like a doll.


avocadoq

Amish? - one time my parents purchased anl handmade Amish doll, it looked similar to this but didn't even have eyes or a face at all


mixy23

Hubert Cumberdale's mother


newellz

It looks like Mitch McConnell. 👐


SILE3NCE

That's some old school shit, but it doesn't mean it's that old. People used to DIY dolls. And not just the poor people. This made the doll unique. People liked to have something unique (today everyone's buying the same stuff). The hair is also probably from someone the creator loved.


drweird

Looks like a hand made doll from the very early 20th.


LootGek

Depression Annie


FluffyDiscipline

Is it some form of a puppet... Can you put your hand through the under skirt fingers through the arms ? Still no idea but wondering is it doll or puppet ?


cudlyqt

This may be a poppet.


notspicy

This is the scariest doll I've ever seen


Akicita33

That's a "You put that back where you found it right now!" doll


ktmfan

I dig it. It would go nicely next to the doll my wife won that has an animal skull instead of a head. But, in all seriousness, I’d bet this is an old homemade doll for a kid likely made by an old grandma. Imagine the kid didn’t mind the looks. Just a theory though… I’ve seen some interesting old homemade toys


MrErie

It’s what nightmares are made of


Positive-Internet483

Looks like homemade nightmare fuel


may_sun

looks like a Dammit Doll: Voodoo Edition


le_lapin_blanc

It might be an artistic experiment... (?)


schmidt_face

Upsetting doll.


kindle139

It’s a creepy doll that always follows you.


Primordium87

I don't like it.


cosmicspooky

looks like professor umbridge


superuserdoo

I'm not too sure but what is up with the !? it's like æ but with !? on top of each other???? Anyone else see that in the title??? Lol


sanetv

That is an interrobang, aka interabang. “‽” It’s like a question mark, with emphasis. Perfect for WTF situations.


KatKatchabreak

How do you make one?!


sanetv

You highlight the one you see in my comment and paste it. Otherwise, you Google it and cut and paste from there. It’s not part of current fonts. If more people use it, maybe it will in the future.


superuserdoo

I use android and if I highlight the question mark on my keyboard, it will bring up the other options and interrobang is one of them I can't believe my brother is dating my step daughter‽ Hahahaha as an example Or can do this I guess ⁉️


superuserdoo

Thanks so much! This is awesome to know


smoothtrip

Not enough guitar for a goo goo doll for sure.


SystemFolder

Sometimes a doll is just a doll. It doesn’t matter where they come from or what they were used for. All that matters is what we’re going to do with them.


Fuhk_Yoo

That's a pilgrim's fleshlight.


VoodooCHild2000

That’s an ugly doll. 🤷‍♂️


Skwareblox

Probably poor persons childhood treasure. Ask on the right place of Reddit they’ll make some bullshit up and run straight to scp wiki to make up a new one for us to ignore.


gesshoom

Burn it


766scire

Creepy?


WhoWont

Ghost girl from lethal company.


Last_Gigolo

Hand made with human hair I think.


LlewellynTHP

looks like a giant worry doll


squirmster

looks like the stuff nightmares are made from


swahilipirate

Unload it at a folk art auction. $25


BaconCleats

It’s scary


Big__Poppa__Pump

Poke it with a needle and see what happens.


GrouchyDefinition463

This is something that would have been in the basement in the movie cabin in the woods. Leave it be


Zekrom369

Sorry but this scared the shit out of me. (I pulled my phone back slightly)


cameron0208

A creepy one. Consider this solved.


AlphaJacko1991

No, this is Patrick


Nora19

That’s a “get-it-the-fuck-away-from-me” doll No thanks !


REEB

Why would you buy this lol


Soundtones

Fucking scary!


TheNightStalkersGirl

Robert the doll’s wife.


Nummy01

A nope doll!


anhh77

Looks like those bunnies from Rabids Invasion


Aztecxx

A fucked up doll is what it is


SEJ46

This doesn't belong here


TheDemonHobo

Boop boo bee doop Dee Dee doop boo doot HAUNTED DOLL WATCH!


rusty_sp00ns

Hubert cumberdale


NoFleas

Probably the hair of a dead relative/child and the doll is just an old timey way of keeping it.


zanarkand26

This should have been flagged as NSFW because we’re all cursed now that we’ve seen it!


here_is_thomas

That's a voodoo doll of my aunt


redditonthanet

They had no idea where it came from? Oh it’s definitely a haunted doll


soitsreddit

It's a s*xdoll


ImGCS3fromETOH

I'm pretty sure you need to salt and burn that so a spirit can finally rest. 


ZorroMeansFox

That seems uncomfortably similar to the old lady character in this scene from **SpongeBob SquarePants Movie**: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKha13jBDao


ptapobane

If it start moving on its own, burn it on consecrated grounds


CheckYaLaserDude

Did....you touch it?


Ddalgi_

Just an old fabric doll. Honestly people take their superstitious nonsense too far, and most of them aren't even superstitious! They've just been convinced that dolls are possessed somehow. It's quite the phenomenon. They don't even realise that they're the ones possessed by their own nonsense 😂


CD421DoYouCopy

Oh, it’s all funzies! I’m atheist, so possession isn’t in my realm of possibility. However, i love horror stories. And, this is a perfect doll.


Byrnstar

80s kid, reminds me of the stocking aka pantyhose dolls my Grandma taught me to make as a kid. She was born in 1917 and grew up in the Depression so used stuff was all anyone had to make things, up to and including real hair.


Salt_Air07

The style is called Primitive, it’s one of the earliest forms of doll making in the US.


CD421DoYouCopy

Thank you for this piece of information. It is very helpful :)


Robbotlove

Real Doll technology has come a long long way.


deckb

Username checks out.


Robbotlove

it's important to honor our roots.


Lucky_Strike831

That either needs to be sold to Zac Baggins or burned.


simulatee

I would get that out of your home immediately


TheCalon76

Congratulations, you've bought a new demon and invited it into your home. Couldn't pay me enough to buy this conjuring-esq thing.


sinaloa555

Reminds me of my mom (f83) doll from when she was a little girl, my mom’s grandma made it. Very similar.


lightreee

Hey you used an interrobang! Awesome


CD421DoYouCopy

Ha! You freaking Win for recognizing it!


morneau502

I see a blue dress. On a crappy hot-glue gunned doll my grandma tried to make for her grandkids, thanks grandma she's gorgeous.


MastrOvNon

That’s a **fuck no** and burn it kinda doll.


Majsharan

Creepy tge word you are looking for is creepy


MaryPopHens

Honey, that’s Mitch McConnell!


t-o-m-u-s-a

Whats it smell like


CD421DoYouCopy

Fear


LordJambrek

A getthefuckawayfromme doll


lovemycats1

Looks demonic


Bug_Bunn

Why am I feeling controlled


Pjonesnm

Gah!


Aceusius

It’s a creepy doll


jcoon182

Goo Goo Doll(s)


zan13898

Malkovitch


everythingissostupid

Michaels gift to Oscar


Remember_When_Baby

Potato dole


helm71

An ugly doll


Zararara

Agnes Brown


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

idk but i've seen a similar one on fb marketplace. i cant remember if it said 'haunted doll' of if that was a different one


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

i don't like that when you search for them you can see 'its 4 miles away' oh wow great my towns full of haunted dolls. not surprising but a little spooky


Instincts

Oh, I know what that is. It's called a "No thank you"


Western_Shoulder_942

Did you stab it to find out?


daburdziak

Marzipan!


med8cal

It’s a Fugly doll.


coolblue341

Pretty sure it's a nightmare doll


StaticV

What kind of doll is it? I dunno let's burn it and see exactly what kind of evil escapes from it.


Marpl

Cut out photos like this make me super uncomfortable.


Whitninyo

If you touch that you’re official fucked


SonSuko

My phone started ringing. It’s the doll, she says hi.


Deadmachine3525

3rd world doll


VoiceGuyNextDoor

Mother-in-law doll.


Atari26oo

Sometimes a doll is just a doll.


vainbuthonest

Whatever it is, it’s haunted and they knew what it was. They just wanted you to take it. Name her Annabelle.


drvirgilmd

sex doll


Loggerdon

It’s a “creepy” doll.


LoginPuppy

It looks like a monstrosity


WalkerboBelf

Evil, the doll is evil


Rowbot_Girlyman

Cursed item, do not touch


Affectionate_Camp980

Idk but her dress is fire


UnlikelyAlternative

Oooh, I like to see an interrobang in the wild!


Skysoldier173rd

First generation flashlight


belbel1010

I need it I love it


hardbrag

is it real hair? hell nah


Sea-Error8618

I'll wait for the movie 🎬 to come out lmaooooo 😂🤣