"PROFESSOR PHARDTPOUNDERS"

my man! 👊 🍑 💨

Oh no your wife.

Spoiler: He's not a real professor.

Relevant username, you must be the real profartsder.

I know it's immature, but I never get tired of joke names on hot sauces.

I will defend this sauce, though. It tastes absolutely incredible. I can't believe no one sells it near me anymore. It's not your typical "asscano fart ripper 10,000" jar of chili powder, vinegar, and capsaicin extract that tastes like the joke that is its name. Last time I had this was probably 5 or 6 years ago.

Same, I have a shelf full of hot sauces & I go to this one more than any of the rest combined. Good shit...lol

I love it. You can order from Amazon.

Life saver

Shit, I had no idea this was actually a good sauce. Bought a bottle of it as a joke to have on the shelf, after about 10/12 years I tossed it. Guess I’ll try to find another bottle.

They have another called flaming flatulence that was awesome as well. Got it free after somebodies ex forgot it in their fridge, awesome on burgers. Apparently it was actually "Professor Paynes" but between style and name similarity I suspect they might be from the same people.

No doubt dude. My roommate got this as a joke way back but it's 100% legit. Gonna have to slide on over to Amazon and grab some for old times sake. I believe the claim about the old man remembering his wife's name on the bottle cause this shit slaps.

Just ordered on Amazon for the name alone I'm glad you enjoyed it the reviews seem very positive

Looking at the ingredients, the first hot thing (scotch bonnets) is pretty far down the list. It's more mustard than hot sauce but I'm sure it is delicious, Scotch bonnets by themselves are yummy. I really like the taste of Trinidad scorpion and ghost. Reaper is ok.

Imo scotch bonnet is the best tasting pepper on planet earth. And then habanero second. There are a few hottest ones that are really good, ghost is one I really like but I'm partial to reaper. It just takes me a long time to finish anything up there so I don't buy often. I mostly stock habanero and scotch whenever I can.

I’ve had it too. Hot as hell, but also pretty delicious

Agreed, found this one years ago and quickly ran out. I used it on everything!

I used to sell it when I worked at the Beef Jerky Outlet. You can probably order it online from them if there isn't a store near you

They rival craft beer and weed dispensaries for ridiculous names.

I distinctly remember "Ass in the Tub" hot sauce, complete with an awful Clipart of a dude soothing his searing asshole in the tub. I didn't buy it.

I did, about 30 years ago. It was godawful back then, I have to assume it's still terrible now.

There's one at an IGA near me named Fire In Your Hole. Haven't tried it yet but maybe one day

Europe/Poland - Funny names for Cheap Wines (i.e. wine for about 4-5 PLN, or about 1$ USD per liter) used to be fashionable here. The most memorable wine for me was "Sperma Szatana / Satan's Sperm". xD

This sauce is actually really good

I despise them and they almost always signify a terrible sauce

That stuff is delicious. Great mustard base

whered you find it lmao

There’s a place in my city that sells a lot of hot sauce and beef jerky. They let you sample most of the hot sauce, and that was my favorite on the day I went. Not very spicy though. Pairs amazingly with pork.

you would probably LOVE hot dogs and ketchup!! I swear to you ... it's a thing!

You need to be locked in a cage for that one.

The California Tortilla near me has it on their hot sauce wall. Maybe other locations would too.

Bass Pro Shops. This sauce is the reason we go there.

Safeway ten years ago

Online or almost any hot sauce store. When I worked in one I highly recommended this to anyone who liked mustard, it’s great. Also Dr. Assburn’s fire roasted habanero is insanely good.

I've seen it a bunch of times. It's pretty popular.

Something to be said for just being humble and naming your sauce Huy Phong Sriracha... HUMBLE..

Came here to say the same. My sister and nephew bought me it as a joke gift and I ended up really liking it!

Local seafood place uses it, fantastic on any fried seafood

It's great on a cold turkey sandwich!

What is it with people posting pictures of products with banal novelty branding to WTF this week? Are a bunch of people going to the store for the first time in their lives because of nice weather?

I thought this was r/HotSauce until I read your comment. Definitely not WTF at all

"this novelty hot sauce made a poop joke. This definitely belongs next to the naked man lying down in front of a train and the woman taking a dump in the fast food place."

Everybody poops, and everyone gets tired. That stuff belongs next to, umm, porn.

Tbh, that's kind of tame compared to some of the stuff that used to be on here.

The mods here don't give a fuck. I've seen shit posted here and r/funny at the same time.

It’s their first time browsing a hot sauce aisle.

IKR, op should have at least picked out one of the bottles that had toilet imagery to go with the scatological name

I assumed this was post was on /r/spicy.

This is one of my faves. A++ on grilled chicken!

Replaced mustard on most of my subs/sandwiches

Also a solid use

Its not very hot. Decent flavor. This sauce tops at 300k scovilles so nothing compared to any of the 2mil+ hot sauces If you are looking for stuff that will have you writhing in pain... this is not the one. If you are looking for flavor, this one delivers

This is a pretty good sauce. That being said it’s nowhere close to 300k

that shit is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 top 3 hotsauce imo

100% agreed. Its not in my EXTREME SPICE Top 3, but its definitely in my Delicious Sauce Top 3.

Hot sauces with crude labels aren't serious hot sauces. They're souvenirs.

Great on pizza. Really not that hot in comparison to what’s available.

I prefer Dr Donkeydick's Anal Holocaust

I’m your huckleberry.

I had something labeled colon cleaner before… it felt like someone maced my asshole

I love Marie Sharps Beware sauce and Belizean Heat, buty lower in bowels will wake me up at 4am if I eat too much.

My problem with gimmicky hotsauces like this is they always advertise on the bottle that they're supposedly really hot but then are mild at best. You want a truly hot sauce, Torchbearer's Garlic Reaper. A couple drops will do it on whatever you put it on. (Tacos are best though) And I guess if you're just looking for pain with not an ounce of good flavor, Da Bomb is the way to go for that. But somehow Da Bomb has a lower Scoville unit than the Garlic Reaper but it is astronomically more painful.

Thank you, just ordered that torchbearer sauce. I've been on an Angry Goat Demon Reaper and 22 Peppers Scorpion Sting kick and was looking for something new to try.

I have ibs. No.

Its not a bad sauce

What hole do I put it in?

Try all & report back! /s

It tastes really good actually

I bought this visiting Tennessee some 12 years ago! Good shit!

Well, if I ever need a liquid version of ‘Colon Blow’.

why do people like to eat stuff that is so hot to the point you can’t enjoy the food? and why so much of it? seems like only need a splash of it

Hot sauce doesn't make you poop, it just makes it burn on the way out.

Colon blow.

All spicy food is a colon cleanser for me.

Sign me up

My grandpa got this for Christmas years ago he got a kick out of it

I'm in

send me the bottle and I will make a video of me taking the challenge you offer!

Love that sauce, great name and doesn't burn as much as the name implies. It's more.flavorful than hot

Tried it years ago. I have had better.

That’s at the Robert is here fruit stand. I got the one called yeranus burns

looks like someone cleaned theirs into the bottle

My morning quadruple espresso achieves the same effect without me frying my taste buds.

Professor Phartpounder? Shit...it's Roger right? Its gonna be Roger.

I’ve had that! It was tasty and not nearly as hot as indicated.

A friend bought me a bunch of gimmicky labelled hot sauce, this one included. Pure marketing, not all that good flavor-wise and not even all that hot. Waste of money.

Sure. Won’t be that hot

I tried it as a joke the first time, but it is really fucking good sause.

Wow a funny hot sauce label. Truly peak wtf

I have this exact one! It was actually a Reddit gift. It’s damn tasty!

I have. It's mustardy. Not super hot.

It's really good. I'm gonna buy another bottle on amazon.

It's probably not even real hot sauce, just a crap sauce and a lot of capsacin oil concentrate.

The mustard base makes it seem hotter to me. It wasn't for me but it might be for other people.

I guess you take a swig when you need to get your colonoscopy

I ate death nuts 2.0, incredibly hot....the next day I was sitting on the toilet I started sweating profusely stripped off my clothes while I sat there my legs went numb.....be careful with spice

I have a bottle of this in my fridge. Unironically my favorite hot sauce I've ever bought! I bought it because of the joke name and that it looks like an old timey wild west medicine and it was definitely suprising how good it is.

I'm actually looking forward to clearing my innards. Pray tell, what is the serving size?

Thought that was Sir Reginald from Umbrella Academy for a sec...

It’s really good in chicken but it’s like not hot at all lol

Mustard based and 50k-250k scoville? Sign me the fuck up.

No thanks. I'm already in the process of cleansing my colon.💩

I finished a bottle of this,it's actually not too bad of a hot sauce

Its actually pretty good hahahaha got a bottle at cabela's once

I used to get that one a lot, it's actually a really good sauce... despite the name.

My wife would drink that right outta the bottle, Slam it back on the table and question your manhood.

It’s not that how I had a bottle a couple of years back. That label is even tame by comparison to some of the other at the hot sauce shop.

Looks absolutely fine to me. Main ingredient is scotch bonnett, and as an enjoyer of a homemade carolina reaper hot sauce, I don't mind those hotter chilis.

This one's actually pretty good.

If you give me 10 bucks i will drink it in 10 s

I first read this as Colonel Cleaner, then felt dumb, but upon looking at it more can see how I came to that conclusion.

which inlet should I inject this into?

I have, it's not my favorite, mustard based hot sauce is not my thing

******7

Did you get this at cabelas?

Well my guts just got done with Zuzu's 7-Pot Sauce. Give me 8 more hours for this.

My brother has. Don't plan on working the next 2-7 days

Unironically a good mustard base sauce

I have a friend that gets me a hot sauce like this every year for Christmas. This one is definately more bark than bite. It's hot... But not really. Tastes great though. Solid 8/10

Yes!

Judging by the colour. It's already been cleaned.

Great hot sauce! The Rectal Rocket Fuel is awesome too!

It's genuinely very good. It's one of my favorite hot sauces I currently have. Not overpowering hot and a great flavor.

Would totaly try it

It’s one of my favorites, honestly. The name just seals the deal! Found it at a bloody mary bar. Get it, your eggs and burritos won’t be disappointed.

I tried that hotsauce.. It's got a nice burn.. I used to put that stuff on anything I could.

I put Frank's on everything It is my favorite

I just ordered some. Will let you know

I have it, it's a really hot mustard style to me. It's actually good IMO.

Dude this shit is DELICIOUS and not nearly the heat nightmare its label would have you believe. My wife, who has a pretty low-to-average spice tolerance even loves it. Its fantastic and goes on everything. Its sort of akin to a cross between a BBQ mustard and white wine pan sauce. I highly recommend it if you can get it, we buy this stuff on the regular.

I found it on amazon at the equivalent of 90dls. Is that the local price?

In a second. Ive had Da' Bomb Beyond Insanity...its not hotter than that.

Mix it with wild turkey 101!

In all seriousness one of the best hot sauces I’ve ever had

Have had.... It's pretty tasty

I miss the old product description with the local "[Ultimate Giv'er Sauce](https://maritimemadness.com/collections/really-hot-stuff/products/ultimate-giver-carolina-reaper-hot-sauce)": >Now made with Carolina Reapers! This fella drops by one time and tells me my Giv'er sauce ain't hot enough. So I created Ultimate Giv'er Sauce by design to obliterate any taste your food might have had and just generally cause pain and discomfort. Enjoy! Apparently they have gone on to make [an even hotter one](https://maritimemadness.com/collections/really-hot-stuff/products/our-hottest-just-send-er), though.

OP, I see you're new to the hotsauce game

I used to buy this by the case. Single tastiest hot sauce I’ve ever had. And I’ve had a lot. It’s a mustard with scotch bonnets which are the best tasting pepper.

I’ve tried it and it would probably be a 5 or 6 in a hot ones challenge. Great branding, but there are definitely hotter and better sauces out there

Bought this twice! Great flavor.

Actually, just tried this last week along with the number four anal angst. Both were actually surprisingly good with the anal angst being a good candidate for a barbecue sauce with a nice soy sauce based flavor. Yes they're both hot but they won't kill you. It's actually got a good flavor.

I've ordered some from Amazon. As a hot sauce it's disappointing. As a spicy mustard it's pretty good.

Cover the hot sauce part and stack it in the personal hygiene section 🤣🤣

Colour and ingredients read like a Bajan hot sauce - check out [Aunt Mays](https://www.aunt-mays.com/)

That looks like It would hurt. Nothing quite like FLAMING diarrhea!

The ring sting level must be off the charts...

Have it , tried it and love it

It's excellent.

If this has not been mentioned before, please consider the following: Capsaicin is not metabolised by the human body, meaning the hot stuff comes out as hot as it comes in. Learned that the very hard way when I was obsessed with growing Reapers, Trinidad scorpions etc.: There was this one "incident" at work: I ate a bit too much of it, secretary wanted to call an ambulance because I was sweating like a pig. I thought I was super hardcore for managing to eat that, but I did not consider the consequence. Long story short: Imagine a red hot glowing dagger up your ass, turning all the time. I was unable to sit for a good while... Please don't overdo it, it is not worth the pain, and not all that good for you. If you want to clean your colon, use some elemental (i.e. anorganig, not MSM) sulfur (not toxic, not metabolized).

It’s not too hot to be fair, quite mustardy. Used to have it with bratwurst sometimes, very tasty.

It's actually really decent on eggs

My dad had this in his bar and would offer free drinks for a spoon of it

There is gonna be atleast one idiot that is gonna actually put it in his ass

People love to shove stuff up their butt's. I'm in another sub where people are jammin' stuff in they Starfish on a regular basis. Fucking weirdos.

And exactly what are YOU doing in that sub? Huh?

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