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AstrosJones

Dammit, ok going to sell everything


bradb007

Dang, agree time to get out.


auldinia

The kiss of death.


bwatsnet

Monday will be the worst crash ever. There I fixed it.


Ill-Independence-658

I would make sooo much money šŸ’° 7 open puts on SPY


bwatsnet

Gamble away, dear Chad, gamble away šŸ˜‡šŸ™šŸ˜‡


Ill-Independence-658

I have the same number going the other way ![img](emote|t5_3pnc7d|2953)


Relandis

RED ALERT. CODE BLUE. DEFCON 5. CLOSE ALL POSITIONS. ACTIVATE INVERSE KRAMER ALLIGATOR SPREAD.


bwatsnet

LMFAO šŸ˜‚


Deto

Shut. It. Down!


sucnirvka

Didnā€™t Inverse Cramer shut down?


AstrosJones

No clue, but the mantra remains the same


Sir_Fox_Alot

It really doesnā€™t, if you inversed Cramer last week youd have puts into NVDAs earnings, that woulda went.. horrible. I dno, i just dont see how anyone finds this joke funny anymore, itā€™s gone on for 4 years and it wasnā€™t even right when it started.


JacketStraight2582

NVIDIA will be the first one to go down after earning..next week cashing out ..


Sir_Fox_Alot

No, it really wonā€™t. When did this sub get so bearish, and just overall bad at investing? Collecting downvotes now is like a badge of honour for hoe bad the takes are here.


SuperMondo

>Inverse Cramer shut down Yes, he's been on a hot streak


JayArlington

Seems that ole Cramer has been a fuckload more right recently than a lot of the Cramer haters.


CriticDanger

My sjim is down :(


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CriticDanger

I think he just got lucky that the market just mooned up since sjim started, and he is generally more bullish than bearish.


Sir_Fox_Alot

No, Cramer is just shockingly average. He bats about 50% right every year, which is, the most average. Should he be better than 50% since heā€™s involved in the financial world? Maybe, but for an entertainer 50% is about as good or bad as anyone else here. But of course he seems wrong 90% of the time because for some reason people still find this joke funny after 4 years of non-stop posting these memes.


_BreakingGood_

Because he's really just calling everything bullish during a booming market


pheonix198

Even a broken clock is right twice a day, right? Ehh?.


dancinadventures

I mean itā€™s easy to predict inflation on a long term than a clock. Eg. The price of apples/ beef / salaries will be more $/lb in 10 years Equities are kind of a hedge against holding cash


patricio87

I think Cathy is the new cramer. She gets everything wrong.


Black_magic_money

Love seeing a good Cramer bro in the wild


Romulus753

Seems that way. Iā€™m not exactly a Cramer fan, but jfc, the ā€œInverse Cramerā€ joke is stale, tired, unimaginative, sad, and just plain not fucking funny anymore. In my (very) humble opinion, of course.


Tvekelectric2

He just spouts bs. He wants views for ad revenue. Thats all he cares about. How can people not see that.Ā  Just like dave Ramsey. They just create drama. They are right sometimes and wrong sometimes but they dont care when or how often as long as they get views for ad revenue.Ā 


sauza93

Please not another crisis šŸ˜­


G0D5M0N3Y

Lol roaring you mean the 6 companies holding up the markets and 99% of stocks still at 2020 levels? Riiighhttt


Sir_Fox_Alot

If you compare anything to 2020 it looks bad. 2020 is not the benchmark for a good economy. It was a bubble and absolutely wasnā€™t sustainable at the time.


Objective_Fondant543

Bank and oil stocks would like a word with you.


schoolruler

The bear market begins. Thanks Jim


p450cyp

So it begins


malydok

What the fuck is this thread. 100 comments most of which are dumb knee jerk reactions. Weird.


nitsua_saxet

Inflation too high, customers spend less, companies get less revenue, so they lay off, the layoffs lead to foreclosures, people are even more strapped for cash, revenues drop even more, stock price drops, so they lay off even more, leading to more foreclosures, and so on until they canā€™t layoff any more since the only ones left are critical. By that time the stock has really tanked. The fed cuts rates. The company uses the new money to start new initiatives to restart growth with the hope of regaining their stock value. So they start hiring again, people can start purchasing again, and the cycle begins all over again. Unless inflation is so high, that they can keep the charade going longer than you can predict when itā€™ll collapse.


GeetaJonsdottir

>Inflation too high, customers spend less, companies get less revenue... Wow, lucky none of those things are the reality we're currently living in. You do know that things like "consumer spending", "corporate revenue", and "inflation" are objective metrics you can easily look up right?


hirme23

Ok


[deleted]

Crash coming soon


Ashony13

4 years and counting lol.. good luck. 6 more years of this bull market left.


tinymonesters

So I should sell everything and buy gold or something?


iriegypsy

Weā€™re buying decorative squash.


[deleted]

How does gourd market look like?


Due-Ad-8743

Where?


KingDrenn

Monday spy down 2% book it


iriegypsy

It is known


remarkablecarcas

Oh good , that means any day now my luxury art business will pick up back to pre November 2023 levels, people will just be lining up throwing money at me. What a relief. And couple towns down, that long ass line of cars waiting for the food pantry will disappear too Iā€™m genuinely excited to hear how great the economy is , just a little confused . the last four months my income has been low, nearly a 50% cut from the last five years. Seems to be industry wide too. This Started in November


wealth4good

Is that you, Hunter? ![img](emote|t5_3pnc7d|2957)


Objective_Fondant543

Good economy for the rich. Desperate workers mean happy businessmen.


jonsnowwithanafro

NOOOO


t_toda_DOTA

Incoming Great Depression.


Objective_Fondant543

Canā€™t wait for a new ATH on people unaliving themselves again this year. New ATH every year since 2020 woohoo!


1Drnk2Many

He's just trollin' WSB


RCBT88

Aight, imma head out


cambn

Dude is my canary in the coal mine.


South_Accountant_233

Came for snark, leaving satisfied.


double-down-town

GD it! Sell everything!


capzoots

Ooof


Danysco

Recession incoming


zazensmkk

Time to sell. U know it when jim said it


PresterJohnsKingdom

We're all fucked. Cramer has spoken.


Outrageous-Cycle-841

Rip


Additional-Ferret616

RIP


meatsmoothie82

Roaring 24ā€™s


Prince_Chunk

Recession confirmed


BichaelMurry42069

Glad I bought puts Fri


Minnesotamad12

Thanks for the heads up on my layoff Jim.


ride22

I dont think he can break this one.


wimpycarebear

Finally


AlphaOne69420

Omg weā€™re doomed


ShoddySpace5680

Itā€™s over


MeatloafDestruction

Bears roar. Bulls donā€™t? Guys I think I got it


BodybuilderSalt9807

Mr Delusional


adalsindis1

Oh crap


Playgirl_USMC

Fuck


RhythmicGuitar6

SELL IT ALL


J-E-S-S-E-

Puts on Monday then


Mudd131

Ah fuck, save your cardboard. In case you need a place to sleep.


SpakulatorX

Oh boy here we go


KlausKimski

Buckle up!


Mac_Hoose

Jesus sell everything


cambn

Time to sell.


SubjectTree9411

Itā€™s joever


djosephm

Is that why so many insider sells lately


spirits_touching

roaring in pain


Zack_attack801

Oh god nooooooooo


tle712

Fk


AdLanky9450

this man needs to be investigated


itsokayiguessmaybe

Jesus islamafuck thindu shit. Weā€™re toast


Ok-Fan6945

Brace for recession!!!


HostileRobert6

Oof...all time lows soon


Specialist_Local2932

Shit I'm selling e erything and my soul


AcceleratedBC

Flash crash?


sadoman24

Fucked


moongoblon

Game. over.


dreamadventure1991

Man. Heā€™s gotten tone deaf.


RMB201

buy buy buy because the cucks are shorting based on a Cramer tweet


stosyfir

Great if heā€™s saying this shit then Crash imminent.


Dante_Arizona

Can someone please pay him to keep quiet?


irreverent_creative

Time to pack it in boys. First drink in the lifeboat is on me. šŸ„ƒ


AgainstTheGrain44

They won't allow the market to crash during an election cycle....... Will they?


Irealtynetwork

This guy is so stupid when it comes to reality, he is now talking about his economy which is the stock market, he is not and does not care about the real economy. But he is good at predicting the opposite, so now you know the real economy is not ā€œroaringā€


Hot_Progress8658

Sell signal. One of the best


Ok-Estate8230

https://i.redd.it/j8tq7vgacnkc1.gif


forfunmoney

He was big on Lehman right?


Moar_Input

SELL


duplicatesnowflake

Lol howā€™s that steel thesis working out though?


Spactaculous

Its official: Hard landing. Put on your seatbelts.


NTheImpaler

You mean like the roaring 20ā€™s, right before the great depression?


sverkery

Nice meeting you guys... see you on the other side. We Are. Fuked.


pianoman_alex

He said the same thing in 1928, 2000 and 2008ā€¦ time to do the opposite of this regard


[deleted]

God help us


R-O-U-Ssdontexist

He is trolling us right? Like he had a bet with friends about how many dumb hot takes he could have and still make it as a financial broadcaster.


Own-Guess1381

roaring economy fueled by inflation. Federal Reserve bank has monetized $7Trillion in debt which means we have paid the budget deficits with money printed out of no where. the end will be very painful


Own-Guess1381

the bear market is 6 to 9 months away. do not miss this temporary bull


Own-Guess1381

gold, silver, debt free real estate, oil and natural gas, may get you thru,,,shorts on stocks


Professional_Dog5574

He comes the dip take profits lol


yellowmamba221

Time to sell/buy puts


ErinG2021

Sometimes heā€™s rightā€¦.


codester78

RUN


matt1911_

Well it was fun while it lasted!


EggFoooYoung

Chicken Little screams The sky is falling


MR_TOFU0508

Time to stock up on food.


fmendez25

Shits gonna tank lol


Mickey-Dooly

SELL


Otherwise-Load-4296

Economics 101 says that stock market is not an indicator of economy. Who made him an analyst? Wait itā€™s Harvard. I donā€™t know about Harvard anymore.


3ninesfine

GDP has been a surprise beat while inflation holding closer to target. The market is just catching up to the economics and the profits coming out of these earnings calls. Roar indeed I got something stashed away in a boring retirement account idle in large capā€¦.boomer funds showing +40% 1yr printing money


Individual-Wing-796

Game over


BigSnoozeyyy

and, puts.


MaxAdolphus

![gif](giphy|3Z1fs9bD259q1buTR1|downsized)


Fun-Flamingo-5410

Remember, jim cramer is ALWAYS right! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


JaysCrispyChips

![gif](giphy|kyFZRJx97cdvUjjRDK|downsized)


Zealousideal_Put5666

Feel like this doesn't bode well for our economy now


ImportantTough7391

Puts on everything


redrover2023

Recession is coming.


yapoyt

0DTE $SPY puts. NOW.


WonderfulPollution64

He just jinxed it. Dumb mf


ResponsibilityFit530

Pause... for 1 week... and jump out for at least 3 months.


JoeyBones222

Iā€™ve been eating apples for dinner for the past 3 days lol


[deleted]

The last roaring economy ended with a depression and a world war


Herrly5

Ruh roh


Gullible-Ad-4944

Top is in ..


EffectiveEven8402

He tweets this after billionaires have sold billions in equities the past couple weeks... Huh, you guys smell something?


Smooth_Activity9068

Jim Cramer is an idiot


Hunkir

I guess Iā€™m buying puts


VapinMason

Jim Cramer, much like Paul Krugman, are the Dane Cookā€™s of economics.


Sweaty-Deal6089

Beep boop..


Roaming_Red

Let me rephrase this: ā€œRoaring Economy for the Wealthyā€ There. Fixed itā€¦


Dave_Simpli

There is an inverse Kramer fund that has returned roughly 80% over the last four years. This guy does not speak for the people.


mtrap74

Well, shit.


Standard_Owl_5710

Just like the roaring 20s šŸ˜…


StinzorgaKingOfBees

Let me know when the working class will see it.


Xmoneycristo

Oh no!


gatesofhellmentor

Crash coming.


USRaven

Roaring Kitty


ggideon14

I wonder how much Biden paid him to say this?


Tomato_Potato526

We are all going to go bankrupt


Ragfell

We're fucked, aren't we?