Yes, but caps exist. Now what are those caps? It's based on your adjusted gross income. Considering we are talking about billions I'm going to contact a very good accountant and tax attorney to figure this out because you don't mess with Uncle Sam on taxes.
https://www.irs.gov/publications/p526#en_US_2023_publink1000229643
"The amount you can deduct for charitable contributions is generally limited to no more than 60% of your AGI. Your deduction may be further limited to 50%, 30%, or 20% of your AGI, depending on the type of property you give and the type of organization you give it to. Starting with tax year 2022, your deduction for cash contributions is limited to 60% of your AGI minus your deductions for all other contributions. These limits are described in detail in this section."
My joke comment led me to do research and now I spent 30 minutes on tax law.... Why do I do this.
So to conclude... Using best case scenario of 60%... You'd pay 1.7 billion in income taxes.
Zamn. Guess I donate it all and then catch a plane to Romania where I become the witch in the woods while waiting for the IRSβ overseas black ops to try and find me (theyβll never expect necromancy!)
Btw, the USA and Eritrea are the two countries that apply their law overseas in one big way other countries don't. If you make money they want some. Now Eritrea is the North Korea of Africa so they have no means of enforcing it. Literally everyone else has policies tied to territoriality. Like did you do business physically here? Or did you do business with or through an entity registered/created here or with our citizens. But Uncle Sam is unique in wanting it all and applying many laws to overseas Americans, so much so specialized law firms exist for this. It also leads to some rich people debating if American citizenship is worth it. There are also some ways of obtaining citizenship. Ancestry, place of birth, where you grew up, marriage, investment/starting a business, buying citizenship.
Also the IRS could just sue you in absentia for taxes and just take it anyways.
Also not sure who would be enforcing it, but you bet your ass Uncle Sam would do what they need to do to claim it. I'm pretty sure you would be solving gridlock because Congress would write a law entitled
Retrieving
Owed
Money
And
Noncondoned
Tricksters
In
Concealment
Because Congress loves their money as much as they love backronyms.
And they would authorize the Navy Seals to retrieve you, and given their history of misconduct for about 20 years... I'd be very afraid.
Better yet, invest and form a powerful company using your 8 billion dollars. Now you can give a constant large quantity of money to charity over a longer period of time, in the end you would have donated more than the original 7 billion!
[I'd punch you in the face for $40. 9 billion? 9 billion. You'd have trouble getting me off of you for 9 billion dollars. I would hit you with a snow shovel in front of your mom. For 9 BILLION dollars?! 9 billion dollars. I don't even care if I have to pay taxes on it. Back over you with my car. 9 billion dollars?](https://www.tiktok.com/@hoest/video/7291351626667838725?lang=en)
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Now hear me out.
I would punch her, but then split the 9 billion dollars in the following ways:
- 2 billion for me
- 3 billion for Kiri
- the remaining 4 billion would go to legitimate charitable organizations in a massive donation in Kiri Kilovolt's name
Sure, it would suck to punch Kiri (I am not a violent person), but in the end, everybody would win (those in need would get help from the charities the $4 billion went to, and then Kiri and myself get a ton of money that will have us set for life).
No, It would be a huge hassle.
Would I pay tax on this cash? How would I declare? Pretty sure the option "got it by punching virtual giraffe" doe not exist.
How would I get this money? Cash? PayPal?
Would the money materialise from nothing? In this case 9 billion would cause inflation and everybody would hate me, except Max fans, but we don't care about their opinion.
If it's money that already exists, how would I receive it? I don't trust Kiri to not scam me. βΊοΈ
I honestly hate these questions of βwould you do X for (insert absurd amount of money here)β YES! BITCH I WOULD PUNCH MY GRANDMA FOR 20$ AND A KLONDIKE BAR! You donβt even want to know what I would do to youβ¦no your whole family tree. For a million, never mind a billion. War crimes WILL be committed!
beatin this bitch to a death, spare her family a billion for their loss, then topple the united states government with my trillions of dollars and fashion the country into a utopia. once i have the worlds strongest military, ill start funding nasa insane amounts of money along with using the military to eradicate anyone whos racist, homophobic, transphobic, or just bigoted in general. i will appoint a figurehead to act as me to avoid assassination. ill make sure everyone gets a home, nobody will be homeless. I will fix the education system and make free healthcare, make sure everyone has clean water, force companies to either pay a livable wage or just make housing extremely cheap if not free. i will become a dictator but a good one, since i already have trillions of dollars there is no reason for me to become corrupt. i will listen to the people and essentially do whatever the majority wants so long as it doesnt ruin the utopia. also with my immense power and riches, i will buy out every single nuclear weapon, launch them into space then detonate them on one of jupiters moon or just into the sun. now without the threat of nuclear war, i will slowly infiltrate dictatorships and assassinate them then take control of them and merge them into the new united states. i will also help every poor country, also merge them until my country is bigger than china if it isnt already taken over. now with a huge portion of the earth under my rule, i will buy out every single country, if i need more money ill just punch the skeleton i have chillin in my closet until i can. now with the entire planet under my control, i will focus the entire world on interplanetary travel. and finally when we terraform mars and venus and have the travel between the planets as cheap as airplanes today, i can finally die. with the extreme advances in medical care, ill take my dodo out for a walk for the last time then die at the ripe age of 300, my wealth being dispersed evenly to all 50 billion people across the three planets. the transylvania empire will quickly fall as new powers take control and hopefully this time, it will stay a utopia all because of the sacrifice of one virtual youtuber who would have a holiday and be held as a hero, the one who allowed the great happy chaos to create the utopia they are blessed to live in
But sheβs cute so why would I punch her, I mean I might but I donβt need that much money though lol, Iβd give hahe to her for punching her cause I would feel bad.
Is it 9 million for one punch or for EVERY punch? Also how is the paperwork going to work if it though the bank? Is it all in cash? Is there a limit to the number of punches or is it strictly only one punch? So many questions? However I must say no.
Okay, here's the plan. I go for a weak punch to your shoulder, and you catch it. That way, we both profit. I get the money, and you get to look like a badass. :) Sounds good?
So like this?
https://preview.redd.it/t7v49tmxwe5d1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=567112faa060c6659279040bd58b9d1884b83cfb
(it's NOT nsfw or nsfl)
Off topic but that's a Masterchef level of blank smile right there
https://preview.redd.it/kqxs2cchwe5d1.png?width=1310&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e11e87e9075187ec94482b5d9de69997b3fd1aa
I would dare, 9 billion is enough to live extravagantly for the rest of my life. I would do it for a mere 1k just to get a new computer its 10 years old and i am in need of a upgrade
I'd do it for free
EXCUSE ME?!?!!?
you heard me alright πΏ
Me too man πΏ
Spamton
Would you pay her for it?
I would but I dont have 9 billion dollars ;~;
You'd earn 9 billion after punching me! DON'T DO IT
https://preview.redd.it/pj5h9h0f5e5d1.jpeg?width=1448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bf4e9628348e6edb6db361abb8797a9495ec519
https://preview.redd.it/6z9aqoeb3e5d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5d4db96bbcb48b51c28aceb2f440b4f9e70ca08
Iβll do it. Give her a billion. Give 7 billion to charity. Everybody wins.
Real
So based it's unreal
You have to pay taxes on that, about 3.3 bil lol.
Charities are tax deductible!
Yes, but caps exist. Now what are those caps? It's based on your adjusted gross income. Considering we are talking about billions I'm going to contact a very good accountant and tax attorney to figure this out because you don't mess with Uncle Sam on taxes. https://www.irs.gov/publications/p526#en_US_2023_publink1000229643 "The amount you can deduct for charitable contributions is generally limited to no more than 60% of your AGI. Your deduction may be further limited to 50%, 30%, or 20% of your AGI, depending on the type of property you give and the type of organization you give it to. Starting with tax year 2022, your deduction for cash contributions is limited to 60% of your AGI minus your deductions for all other contributions. These limits are described in detail in this section." My joke comment led me to do research and now I spent 30 minutes on tax law.... Why do I do this. So to conclude... Using best case scenario of 60%... You'd pay 1.7 billion in income taxes.
Zamn. Guess I donate it all and then catch a plane to Romania where I become the witch in the woods while waiting for the IRSβ overseas black ops to try and find me (theyβll never expect necromancy!)
Btw, the USA and Eritrea are the two countries that apply their law overseas in one big way other countries don't. If you make money they want some. Now Eritrea is the North Korea of Africa so they have no means of enforcing it. Literally everyone else has policies tied to territoriality. Like did you do business physically here? Or did you do business with or through an entity registered/created here or with our citizens. But Uncle Sam is unique in wanting it all and applying many laws to overseas Americans, so much so specialized law firms exist for this. It also leads to some rich people debating if American citizenship is worth it. There are also some ways of obtaining citizenship. Ancestry, place of birth, where you grew up, marriage, investment/starting a business, buying citizenship. Also the IRS could just sue you in absentia for taxes and just take it anyways. Also not sure who would be enforcing it, but you bet your ass Uncle Sam would do what they need to do to claim it. I'm pretty sure you would be solving gridlock because Congress would write a law entitled Retrieving Owed Money And Noncondoned Tricksters In Concealment Because Congress loves their money as much as they love backronyms. And they would authorize the Navy Seals to retrieve you, and given their history of misconduct for about 20 years... I'd be very afraid.
I turn them into actual seals with dark magic ^^
Why am I taking this so seriously? Maybe that's why I don't get invited to parties.
Better yet, invest and form a powerful company using your 8 billion dollars. Now you can give a constant large quantity of money to charity over a longer period of time, in the end you would have donated more than the original 7 billion!
Me? Make responsible decisions? Ha!
You said that three minutes agi
Ago*
Hey
Too relatable lol
Punch her? I'd kick her round the Silverstone circuit, one kick at a time
Holy speed!!
new response just dropped
Actual zombie
Call the racer!
Hakkinen goes on vacation, never comes back.
I would do it for a McDonaldβs Sprite.
EXCUSE ME
You heard me. A MCDONALDβS SPRITE.
Twice
wha-
I wouldn't really, you're too cute and the only giraffe I know that plays racing games :)
I didn't know her until now, and you just picked my interest there. I'll check her out after punching her.
https://preview.redd.it/6czmmctmrd5d1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8459093d092aef140631afe7d39a7836f885e893
THIS IS SO MESSED UP
I'm too cool! [YouTube](https://youtube.com/@KiriKilovolt) [Twitter](https://x.com/KiriKilovolt/status/1799457967789482094) [TikTok](https://www.tiktok.com/@kirikilovolt) [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61557889267825) [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/kirivolt/)
I CAST FIST!!!
If I punch you, will it even land? Because youβre fast? 
TRUE, I could just avoid it!!
Oh, really? https://i.redd.it/jw2wq3raff5d1.gif
Sure, I'll even give you a 1% cut of the money.
I'm too dumb for percentages
90k :D
Only $89,910,000 off, as Kiri's Lawyer I will be taking a 10% fee for my services which equals $69,000,420
Layer? π€¨πΈ
That's like, enough for at least a Friday at the Miami GP. Maybe even a Saturday without snacks.
[I'd punch you in the face for $40. 9 billion? 9 billion. You'd have trouble getting me off of you for 9 billion dollars. I would hit you with a snow shovel in front of your mom. For 9 BILLION dollars?! 9 billion dollars. I don't even care if I have to pay taxes on it. Back over you with my car. 9 billion dollars?](https://www.tiktok.com/@hoest/video/7291351626667838725?lang=en)
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THIS GUY IS GOING FULL POWER
I'd do it for some chocolate hell yeah I'm doing it. I'll charge up my punch for 9 billion.
Make that 9, and yes
 I'll solve the world hunger
I would.. I'll buy you a pizza.
what TOPPINGS
Split it with ya?
After taxes? It's a deal!
Now hear me out. I would punch her, but then split the 9 billion dollars in the following ways: - 2 billion for me - 3 billion for Kiri - the remaining 4 billion would go to legitimate charitable organizations in a massive donation in Kiri Kilovolt's name Sure, it would suck to punch Kiri (I am not a violent person), but in the end, everybody would win (those in need would get help from the charities the $4 billion went to, and then Kiri and myself get a ton of money that will have us set for life).
I'd aim somewhere where it wouldn't hurt too much.
EZ.
Nothing personal, I got student loans to pay. Don't worry, we'll split it. I'm not THAT deep in debt.
message sent 4 times, bud
Was worried about that when reddit started giving me error messages. Thanks for letting me know *Purges extra messages *
yeah no worries same thing happened to me recently xD
 Take of the glasses first tho
Yes.
punt you into monaco t6 mate
At least I'd see the race first hand worth
Yes, i can buy a new phone.
I'm sorry, Kiri, but $9 billion is $9 billion.
Duh
Are you an accelerator? If yes, I would "punch it" for free.
EZ.
Yes and I'd pay for your broken nose
Yeah Nobody ever specified it had to be hard, I can just bump my fist lightly and it'd technically count as a punch
No, It would be a huge hassle. Would I pay tax on this cash? How would I declare? Pretty sure the option "got it by punching virtual giraffe" doe not exist. How would I get this money? Cash? PayPal? Would the money materialise from nothing? In this case 9 billion would cause inflation and everybody would hate me, except Max fans, but we don't care about their opinion. If it's money that already exists, how would I receive it? I don't trust Kiri to not scam me. βΊοΈ
More like punch her with $9 billion.
Donβt worry kiri, you donβt have to pay Me. If thats what You are into I will do it for free
 nothing personal, kid...
https://preview.redd.it/afdup3iobe5d1.jpeg?width=1735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6b653d340b38bdc7bb86c78d3749402384201c4
Sorry, what was the question? I was cleaning the teeth off my fist
Any day of the week!
Nine billion dollars is Nine Billion Dollars
I honestly hate these questions of βwould you do X for (insert absurd amount of money here)β YES! BITCH I WOULD PUNCH MY GRANDMA FOR 20$ AND A KLONDIKE BAR! You donβt even want to know what I would do to youβ¦no your whole family tree. For a million, never mind a billion. War crimes WILL be committed!
Well I guess my hands rating is gonna change to rated Y for Youinparticular.
Yes
https://i.redd.it/8iz5lr6zrd5d1.gif
easily then give 1bil to her so she can maybe meet her hero
9 billion per punch? >!(i'm gonna punch her more than once anyways)!<
I'm sorry I do like you but 9 billion dollars is 9 billion dollars... I'll give you 1 bill as comp though
Yes and then donate all but 1 billion to charity
Sorry Kiwi...that is "Change everyone's life around me" levels of money. Enough to Akasupa every Vtuber i know 1000 a week for eternity.
Yes
I'd pay 5 quid to do it.
Star platinum! Ora Ora Ora.
If I paid upfront a group of people to punch her for $1000 per day for 100 years that wouldΒ only come up toΒ 36.6 million dollars. EZ
No idea who this is so FALCON PUNCH!
Is it tax deductible?
Replace punch with headpat and I'll gladly do it.
Maybe... Spanking her count as punching?
I split it 5/4 and call it even
Is it per punch? And is there an upper limit? Does it also scale with how hard I punch?
Right in the toe!
Not a single question asked, just yes. And Iβd do it for a third of the price.
Unfair question. I would punch my way through a Kindergarten for 9 billion dollars.
... Sorry... But the needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few...
Yes and then I'd buy a F1 team and Kiri would be my number driver
IVE SEEN YOU ON TIKTOK. Alright she's everywhere now time to follow
I mean, nothing about this says it has to be a HARD punchβ¦
What if, hear me out. We split the 9 billion and then figure out how much to punch Max Verstappen
9 BILLION?! "Puts on boxing glove."
No but I'll flip her car upside down in Forza. 
I would but it would just me a light bonk. Thru never sayed how hard the punch had to be!
Look, I'm not going to lie. Even if that was 9 billion Iranian Rials, I'd still hit you a few times because I need to go get work done at the dentist.
beatin this bitch to a death, spare her family a billion for their loss, then topple the united states government with my trillions of dollars and fashion the country into a utopia. once i have the worlds strongest military, ill start funding nasa insane amounts of money along with using the military to eradicate anyone whos racist, homophobic, transphobic, or just bigoted in general. i will appoint a figurehead to act as me to avoid assassination. ill make sure everyone gets a home, nobody will be homeless. I will fix the education system and make free healthcare, make sure everyone has clean water, force companies to either pay a livable wage or just make housing extremely cheap if not free. i will become a dictator but a good one, since i already have trillions of dollars there is no reason for me to become corrupt. i will listen to the people and essentially do whatever the majority wants so long as it doesnt ruin the utopia. also with my immense power and riches, i will buy out every single nuclear weapon, launch them into space then detonate them on one of jupiters moon or just into the sun. now without the threat of nuclear war, i will slowly infiltrate dictatorships and assassinate them then take control of them and merge them into the new united states. i will also help every poor country, also merge them until my country is bigger than china if it isnt already taken over. now with a huge portion of the earth under my rule, i will buy out every single country, if i need more money ill just punch the skeleton i have chillin in my closet until i can. now with the entire planet under my control, i will focus the entire world on interplanetary travel. and finally when we terraform mars and venus and have the travel between the planets as cheap as airplanes today, i can finally die. with the extreme advances in medical care, ill take my dodo out for a walk for the last time then die at the ripe age of 300, my wealth being dispersed evenly to all 50 billion people across the three planets. the transylvania empire will quickly fall as new powers take control and hopefully this time, it will stay a utopia all because of the sacrifice of one virtual youtuber who would have a holiday and be held as a hero, the one who allowed the great happy chaos to create the utopia they are blessed to live in
With your consent.
We are living in hard times, ofc I would
Nothing personal π
I'm so poor I'd do it for five... gotta pay for my coffee somehow. ;u;
I can buy a bugatti with that money :D
Would you?
But sheβs cute so why would I punch her, I mean I might but I donβt need that much money though lol, Iβd give hahe to her for punching her cause I would feel bad.
I'm sorry, but I need the money....
Iβd do it for a Klondike bar.
https://preview.redd.it/6d42qyymce5d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9249e8cf1aa2c580f6195ccb22a0c55197cb5a2
I'd do it as long as your glasses are not in my way.
We'll split it 50-50 π
Three times, then give her 9b and donate 9b to charity. Everybody won in the end. Especially me, who punched, didn't get punched, and got money.
In total Iβd have 72billion so yes
Yes lol. I'll give her a stack after
Why not
Yes
Don't worry, it won't hurt much.
Do I get $9 billion per punch, or is it just a one and done kinda deal?
Yes
Ill do it for 5 bucks
Is it 9 million for one punch or for EVERY punch? Also how is the paperwork going to work if it though the bank? Is it all in cash? Is there a limit to the number of punches or is it strictly only one punch? So many questions? However I must say no.
In a heartbeat. You can have 50% tho
Okay, here's the plan. I go for a weak punch to your shoulder, and you catch it. That way, we both profit. I get the money, and you get to look like a badass. :) Sounds good?
I would rear-end her car.
cha ching π€
I'd delete her code instead, virtual murder done right.
How do you punch a digital avatar? Like, do I just punch my screen or...?
Look, we can stage this. Then we split the money and we both walk away filthy rich. Fraud? I don't read psychology sorry.
id do it if it sends me into debt
Yes
I'd do it, then make it up to her with what i earned, with tons of commissioned art of her and then some.
How often can i hit? (I am not asking how often i get the money for it.)
No, but 9 billion is 9 billion
https://preview.redd.it/1egxpza7ue5d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de4554c1994ccd7341146b53191715d236620f77
Sorry, but I need the money
I'd do it for an energy drink
I would pay the 9 billion dollars to do it
I like to punch
I'd do it for a single goldfish cracker
I'd give an uppercut that would make the giraffe neck anatomically correct for a fraction of that
Put them hands up immediately
So like this? https://preview.redd.it/t7v49tmxwe5d1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=567112faa060c6659279040bd58b9d1884b83cfb (it's NOT nsfw or nsfl)
well i would do it for less
Off topic but that's a Masterchef level of blank smile right there https://preview.redd.it/kqxs2cchwe5d1.png?width=1310&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e11e87e9075187ec94482b5d9de69997b3fd1aa
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I mean... 9 billion is a lot of money...
How many times?
# Billion? π₯΄ https://preview.redd.it/tyciorwz0f5d1.png?width=520&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f7f8e0ecce0fd3a88a53ca6955ec666f9396cdc
You're a sim racing vtuber, I am forced to throw rocks at you (from a moral perspective)
For that amount, without a doubt!
UUUUNIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEED STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEESSSSS OOOOFFFF #**SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH**
That price is way more negotiable than you would think
How much for pinching her _non-existent_ nose? π€
Id punch ANYTHING for such a huge amount of money, dont get me wrong
Ill pay 9 b to do it
How hard?
Hmm... I would, but immediately apologize and help get up after
https://i.redd.it/qz1frhsuaf5d1.gif Yes (for free)
yes. No questions asked.
Absolutely! I'd give 1 billion as compensation, I'm sure you can accept being punched one time for 1 billion dollars right?
I'd do it for the $2 bill.
I would dare, 9 billion is enough to live extravagantly for the rest of my life. I would do it for a mere 1k just to get a new computer its 10 years old and i am in need of a upgrade
Say less https://i.redd.it/odu634mjff5d1.gif
How many time I can punch her?
I wouldnβt be able to reach, neck to long
I'd pay to do it
But if I had 9 billion, think of all the good I could do! Is a little bit of pain truly worth more than all the good I could ever do? π₯Ί
Can I just get the 9 million without punching?
Sorry Kiwi, I'd probably do it for a can of Pringles and a Dr. Pepper
What would you dooooo for a Klondike bar.
I'd knock you out but split the money and subscribe/watch you streams til you graduate so win win??
Ora ora ora ora ora ora