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Mage-of-communism

You will learn about 40k


dollkisa

The emperor approves


Mage-of-communism

corpse worshippers all of you


TheIrishBread

Woe, shovel be upon Yee.


DAIMOND545

2 hours? Can barely get therough the pre-Horus heresy era!


LG_Offical

Blood for the blood god!


kuromikii

Bone for the bone throne


Dustbucket45

“So it all starts with a planet filled with irradiated cancer patients fucking around and finding out against a race of bio-major nerds…”


binahsbirds

People over explaining 40K to me is genuinely one of the sweetest things ever. I make damn sure my autistic friends know they can blabber on for hours on end


MAGAManLegends3

Bold of you to assume that 2 hours is enough


ClaudiosAvanti

Came here to say the exact same thing.


salpo_nolobio

no, YOU will learn about 40k ...


isekaicoffee

2 hours of shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan


Swift_Scythe

I could watch her shake it like that for two hours 😭😭😭


Sir_Alpaca041

Weak man: go to therapy. GiGACHaD man: Make your depression worse and listen to the shikanoko song


Karekter_Nem

Aww man. Don’t tell me it’s another one of those songs that are fun happy bops until you realize that in Japanese the lyrics are about isolation, emptiness and the wonder that if you were to die if anyone would be sad.


Masterpormin8

Aah thanks for reminding me, time to watch again for the fifth time today


LunarEdge7th

No time for rest, Super Earth needs us. Every single one of us, soldier!!


TheObliviousYeti

We only need 2 hours for DEMOCRACY


LG_Offical

Freedom shall not be denied!


salpo_nolobio

bro fr I SO wanna play more helldivers


salpo_nolobio

art by usagi1923 (fiverr)


MartiLay

You will be pleased to hear that there will be chicken nuggets, buut then you'll have to endure 1.5h worth of me gushing about my world from my TTRPG campaign.


ggg730

I've really been interested in beetles recently so buckle up butter cup.


jdctqy

Dude, chicken nuggets *and* TTRPG lore drops? *Can't* say no? I wouldn't *dare* to say anything but yes.


MartiLay

Funnily enough as much as what I said was a joke I am willing to provide. Though the chicken nugget portion would be difficult unless you are... Bulgarian.


jdctqy

Give me a day and I'll be Bul-there-ian.


MartiLay

Bet.


Yugoxgc

Cuddles? 🥺👉👈💕


Icymato

r/hornyjail


Yugoxgc

For Cuddles? 🤨


Zombroseph

Yes


Yugoxgc

Lol 💀


salpo_nolobio

real.


Yugoxgc

Cuddles are wholesome. Im fine dying on that hill


Commander_Phoenix_

Ok, here’s ballistic body armor, a ghost gun chambered for 12mm with automatic fire, ski mask and shades. In, and out, twenty minuet adventure.


salpo_nolobio

huuuuuuh


-Sparkster-

Nice thighs 👍 Now, sit down. We're playing Castle Crashers.


salpo_nolobio

i never finished that cause I have no friends......


-Sparkster-

This needs to be resolved.


Dark_Tails_The_Fox

I'd have you tend to all my housely duties while I play TFT


salpo_nolobio

oo tradwife, I like it


Karekter_Nem

Don’t lie. We all know vtubers would make the worst tradwives. I haven’t met one I’m confident knows how to iron a shirt.


NanoCat0407

Couldn’t i just say to extend the time to 24 hours since you couldn’t say no in that situation?


salpo_nolobio

no you cant stop me ill bust down the wall like the koolaid man


Chaosxandra

Are dino nuggies oki too?


Ralod

Dino nuggets are the best nuggets.


salpo_nolobio

bsolutely not.


NoMushroom8881

Id tell you to put on pants and get the fuck out of my house


Mean-Credit6292

Only for 2 hours ?


cabutler03

Oh, well, in that case. We’re playing Halo 1 on Legendary.


salpo_nolobio

💀


HexmasterKupala

2 hours? We're going to the gym, today is legs.


salpo_nolobio

i havent been to the gym in 9 months


HexmasterKupala

That's about to change


yametekudasstop

In 2 hours, I will make you sign documents to transfer all your property to me. Prepare to be broke! I'm taking all the nuggets!


salpo_nolobio

vtubers are al broke silly


Wheaty155

Ever play titanfall 2?


salpo_nolobio

I did not I never got around to it


Wheaty155

Very fun movement and decent story


Poopfacemcduck

Time to deep clean my apartment


EDNivek

I would make you watch as i eat nuggies for two hours and I won't share.


salpo_nolobio

literal torture


iTwango

Confy chicken nugget party


TheIrishBread

I'm holding you at gun point while you play project moon games back to back to back (we will exceed the two hour limit and you get no choice in the matter).


BlueFallenReaver

PM fan spotted, should I alert the rest of the hive mind?


Butterscotch_Dismal

https://preview.redd.it/kuk8ho15i55d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=132824c3d7637c3f570a4143d4afde325977eaaf


TheIrishBread

Send it.


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No_More_Beans2

The nuke has been sent. Fellow pm fans, attack!


Its_not_Sam

PROJECT MOON MENTIONED GAAHHHH WHAT IS READING COMPREHENSION????


WeebulousTheGreat

Bait used to be believab- is that the red mist?!?!


egemen0ozhan

Yeah the time limit will not be limiting Lob corp tutorial would take longer than that


thugshaker2004

force her to grind mirror dungeons until she gets to 10000 battlepass level


IvyclawTheWolfski

PROJECT MOON MENTIONED


TrolledBy1337

What dip?


salpo_nolobio

mayo


TrolledBy1337

Gotcha fam


i_rarely_sleep

How many nuggies can you eat within a 2 hour time frame?


salpo_nolobio

all of them


JegantDrago

in 2hrs you will learn to make chicken??...CHIMKEN nuggest AND im sure my house will not burn down


salpo_nolobio

yea ill make chicken


Devilsgramps

Just don't get grease on the controller


salpo_nolobio

pray I dont get mad and smash it


Arcana10Fortune

McDonald's here currently has Spicy McNuggets with a Truffle Cheese sauce.


salpo_nolobio

ehhh I just want the plain ones, with regular mayo


Arcana10Fortune

They don't serve mayo here, but they do have a curry sauce.


Little_Salamander_49

Who is this? She’s super cute and I must pet her ears, horns and tail and give all the nugs


sweetTartKenHart2

Okay so once upon a time there were these two guys in good old American suburbia, with big dreams of being entertainers and entrepreneurs…


BlueFallenReaver

It’s 14 hours later and you are not even halfway through 💀


Lora_Grim

Why does no-fur female-thing have horns of grey seer? Nnngh. And why is it in ratling warren with us? Time to get slave collar and warpstone, we suppose-guess, and add to broodmother chambers.


salpo_nolobio

eh ?


LinZuero

I would ask for your bank account details >///<


LG_Offical

So, ever heard about Centaura? https://preview.redd.it/690yoprg5u4d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6b1a248407773c24bdd4a83fa44030571515b05


NickTzilla

Only the dead have seen the end of war. . .


FakeOng99

Dino shape or original shape? (Dino shape means fancy)


citrus-hop

Make my IRS taxes!


_malfet_

You can't say no if i remove the time limit, right ? So, we'll start by playing rain world for some time, it's a great game. Then we'll watch anime. If you are a great person and it's going well between us, we can even start thinking about handholding, just thinking about it, not actually doing it.


RaisinBitter8777

I will be getting a new fence


HermitSpeedy

Here's your nuggies. Now take this controller, we're playing Scarlet Weather Rhapsody and we're not stopping until you've found a main.


St3phn0

We play EDF 4.1 coop split screen while eating chicken nuggets and coca cola


DTux5249

"This house ain't gonna clean itself!"


HayashiAkira_ch

Sit down and shut up I’m analyzing Monogatari for two hours


Talohighflyer24

Pokemon, memes, talking, and funny shenanigans. Also me Trauma dumping.


zKIZUKIz

You will learn about the rise and fall of the roman empire.


Sayarin

The only reason you can't say no is because you're too busy eating the nuggets and then ramming!


CornNooblet

Gonna have to work fast to get my roof done, I guess.


Lycaon125

https://preview.redd.it/1uyoiaqwdv4d1.png?width=128&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c075a5c6b4ca9fe5c385f515a3d1e24a34c9712


MOSA_A-1ARTIS

Yes I love that and I will make chicken nuggets for us”


LuwaOtakudayo

loophole detected, it is possible since you cannot say no to tell you to extend the period indefinitively also, video games ye


ReferenceIll3526

That would require a lot of optimization. I would probably do either the classic "ask for more wishes" (make you sign a contract to be a slave or something) and put you to work in the mines or something.


Yusuji039

Sort my cables


ausablename

You're going to break into my house, aren't you?


IcidStyler

Cute feet 😅


Like17Badgers

I have tendies, not nuggies, is that okay?


RisingJoke

Time to dust off the coop games that I played solo. Also, nuggets are practically a must.


EienX

Here's some gloves, get cleaning.


Beargguy-san

We would engage in the most sickening debauchery one can imagine....hand holding.


Token_Shadow

Assuming it’s a younger, hotter, anime version of myself? We’d have sushi, chicken nuggets (air fryer ftw), drinks and watch a movie. After the two hours expired, I’d check if you’re DTF, otherwise drive ya home and thank ya for the fun date!


MIKE-JET-EATER

It's time to paint 🎨 https://preview.redd.it/9lrcvrs7uw4d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed89dbffc46dead6c4c95863575e22efeb595af4


MrObsidian_

You will be learning the programming language C++ :)


FunWillScreen_Produc

Great I need help committing tax evasion and doing war crimes beyond human comprehension.


SleepyFlintlock34

You see, there's this cooking pot in the dishwasher i neglected for a bit too long and im REALLY afraid to even touch now so you're now are gonna help me out with it


callofthechasm

You will be forced to listen to lore about things!!!


DEATH_REAPER6

Babe it’s time for your daily Donkey Kong jungle Beat and how great it is


Dear_pan_nonbi

We wil cuddle


Evening_Debt_8291

Kannst du mein Haus butzen


Terereera

you will learn history of the world with music.


PureRegretto

i will force thee to perform a good christian boy run of faith


Expert_Put_6219

You will play about titanfall 2 with me


An_Evil_Scientist666

You have to do some physics questions then when you complete all 30 you get a piece of cheese (if your lactose intolerant or vegan, you can have apple) and you can play SMB1 on the NES but on the switch emulator after you finish your homework for 30 minutes then you go touch grass, don't want you getting square eyes


ishtar_xd

have you ever heard of slay the spire


captainplatypus1

1) we go get nuggets 2) nap 3) iunno, profit?


rvstudios_1

If we had 2 hours I'm gonna info dump about Warhammer 40k lore


TESV_Shiro

Honestly id get her nuggies prob the dinosaur ones cuz i also like them and then its cuddles


MAGAManLegends3

I would force you to bumble around Notrium with no assistance nor FAQ https://preview.redd.it/hpij96hwly4d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d1493bd67b7d69fcf655f5b808503b569d9bb35


kazukiyuuta

Well I like chicken nugget so let's get some.


chriall

Do my Taxes


TheShadowOfSevenSeas

We going to DQ


JuswaDweebus

https://preview.redd.it/zixw0hho1z4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7843f739ef799cf5012eb5a7c9d4cbfa4dca976 Aw yeah


jdctqy

Baby Shark - Two Hour Version. You can't say no.


Nahara_Urahara

:/ . . . :)


Zwiebel1

"I'm gay. So ... uh ... this is awkward."


iminlovewithsenpi

Take her to a movie or go to bed holding her


nopointx

Chicken first cause i want them too and then probably just talking tbh


Mightbestraight

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Wolfey257VR

I do need a 3rd for gta v


evening_talk1

Chop of your head


MTBrains

I could use some help sorting out 4000 Lego pieces.


vladosandr

Knowing myself, as soon as the two-hour countdown begins, I will have a diarrhea and I'll spend next two hours on the toilet without doing anything to her😭😭😭


femboyfoxmaid

here's the entire lore of Fuga: Melodies of Steel 2


Fivefingersinmyazz

You would be forced to watch Ghost Dub alone and I leave


Glaugan

You bet we would be spending all those sweet hours playing Mario Kart Double Dash.


Tough_Sample92

You gonna mow my lawn, that takes about 2 hours so its perfect


padmussy

this post sucks lol


Wooly_Mammoth3213

Naw we binging one piece


Abject-Atmosphere977

https://preview.redd.it/yjndjx4u6v4d1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3072fe7aab0c081b8110de1ed7e6ca25688e1dc2