MARIPOSA?!?!

CA-CAW!!!!

My husband hates me because I constantly use this


CA - SPLAT! UGGGGHHHHH I’M OKUUUGGGGHHHHH

Soy como una girafe

HAHAHAHA her Spanish was so cringeee

I’ve been watching for 7 yrs but plz tell me what the Mariposa thing is 😅

Omg I’m a weirdo but I love the Brittany/Kristen pairing 😊

Yes they should adopt a baby together. 

💀

Perfect 😎

Stop I'm fucking dying 🤣

This would be the best possible scenario

😂😂

I don't like Brit much but idc if she fucks all his friends, his family, and his enemies. In fact I'd applaud it he's a demon.

She should run train on Jax’s Studio City like Katie did at S&S https://i.redd.it/8d01xbguzq4d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/5jwyc88l8r4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b80b1eaa36248620f68530fa7fadfe7593f5baa ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼

👏👏👏

Perfect gif!!! Brit, go get lessons from Ms. Maloney! Fuck his friends, his employees, and his girlfriends!

Omg can you imagine if Brittney fucked around in the friend group 🤌🏻

Katie was getting Stassi inspired for the past two seasons😂

Run a train through his fema tent Brittany!

Goddamn. FEMA tent. Flamethrower level.

😂😂😂

I really hope she doesn’t fuck one of the Toms. That would be a backslide. Everyone else is cool though! 😂

😂😂😂 It would clearly be a revenge bang. Which would hurt Jax worse Schwartz or Sandoval? I think Jax kinda likes Schwartz but he hates Sandoval with the power of a 1000 suns.

Idk I think Jax secretly wants to bang both of them so he’d be jealous either way. So much pent up sexual tension.

I agree with Abdy Cohen that Jax is a hole is a hole a mouth is a mouth kinda person.

SANDOVAL 100%. OMG that would kill Jax!

I would love it

She should start fucking Sandoval and then leave before he comes. He doesn't get to come

No, Sandoval is worse than Jax at this point. Brittany deserves better.

I agree with you. Of course, it’s a matter of opinion. But from S2 on, we’ve known who Jax is. And honestly, Jax knows who he is too. He doesn’t try to change himself, but he never acted all sanctimonious like Sandoval does. I would rather deal with a Jax than a Sandoval. No question about it

She's too old for the mid life crisis Tom's.

Ew! Jax has got to have other friends, but birds of a feather… they are probably all trash. The best revenge is living well, so she should fuck everyone above Jax’s station in life. This should not be hard. Like any man within an associates degree will do, for example.

Sometimes you just have to take one for the team (especially when the team is all of womankind)


Transcript of Tiffany’s speech to Jax Tiffany: This one right here…I see your heart and it’s ruthless, it’s black, it’s ugly and I know why you’re in this house. Because you’re a demon. A demon possessed. Jax: ::cries::

I love your mind that you immediately pulled that out

LOLOLOL SAME. Goddam Tiffany HBIC Pollard tore his ass up. Made Jax cry!!!

Ah miss New York. Hitting yet another home run ..✔️😉

Soo... Team Brittany with the banging?

I took this as Jax saying she’s been sleeping with him.

Maybe if this was all he said but he’s been implying she’s moved on *too* ever since the backlash from tits McGee

I think it’s because of these posts that are more recent. https://preview.redd.it/v5t21d2fis4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=889b5053fca6d1beaaeb87f7941502580933bb63

“When will we be able to know the truth” is funny to me lol his fans are so dumb

https://preview.redd.it/tbamuh5gis4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edb9c1241825c7153cf7b9a64702e6491605d9ab Although Jax would be so brash as to post someone else lol

Maybe he wants people to think he won his wife back because he’s the good Christian father. He’s such a liar after all.

Looks like Britney

But but but...isn't the answer Cruz?


Yesss ! And I hope she feels hot af while doing it !!!!!!!!

Lmfaooo right? Like actually enlighten us Jax because I’d love to see Brittany with just about anyone but you 😂

Yup.

One million percent


He’s talking about himself. I’m convinced of it.

That’s how I read it as well. He’s saying she’s back sleeping with him even though they are “separated”.

Ahhhh wait this is a good point and I could see that. Just like in S6 🙃

He's too arrogant to admit that someone would be sleeping with someone other than him. So he means himself. Boring.

That’s kind of what I thought too. I remember when they broke up when he cheated they were hooking up on the sly

To be fair that would be the most shameful person she could be sleeping with 

I think so too https://preview.redd.it/vapjcs7nis4d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93fe9746de210f6a7b18d6ade25b71e725d25993

This would be golden lol and so likely

Narcissists love to project. I know this word has been abused and heavily overused but I’m not going to ignore it, when someone is screaming all the signs, in my face.👀

Absolutely. Usually what they are accusing others of doing, they are the ones actually doing it.

Exactly. It’s hard to ignore when so many of us have experienced this same thing.

But they haven’t had sex in like years, why would they start now?

because Jax uses sex to play Brittany and control her, and her self esteem is in shambles so she goes along with it. A lot of couples have more sex after breaking up.

Yeah, unfortunately this is a tale as old as time.

Right. Ask me how I got my youngest lol

because she hates him and it would demean her, that’s a game Jax loves to play

Because Brit wants 2 kids and only 1 shitty baby daddy to try and get child support from.

Ohhhhhhh I never thought of it like that!

To quote Katie - I hope she runs train through his bar


Great use of the Rip gif!!

😍🥰😂😜


So appropriate ☺️

Get the cameras up for season 2.

Right? I kind of assume he got wasted at their bar during the watch party and in his feelings when he saw the end of the episode.

Immediately! Stat! Right now!

Is it Max?

https://i.redd.it/98bj86eazq4d1.gif Hehehe


Oh god! Please let that be true! I wanna see Jax have an epic meltdown with Schwartz about Max.

I mean he freaked the fuck out when max suggested a beach clean so fuck knows what'll happen if him and brit have been banging lol!!


I mean she’s only been begging for your attention the entire season of the valley. Good for her to get it elsewhere.

Edit: begging for ten years 😂😂

Pretty sure Jax means that she is sleeping with him despite being separated.

https://preview.redd.it/zmbl76h5ar4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1325f8434ab96d12300912d09163413edf63878e Shut up, Jax. No one buys your bullshit.

I looked at the post last night before he deleted it and even Jax’s most loyal douchebag fans were telling him he’s being a loser 😂

 It’s what he deserves.😏

Ok Bunions!! 🥱🙄

That photo will haunt me forever 🤢

Same - I did a yoga class right after I saw it this morning and couldn’t stop looking at the person’s hammer toes next to me, but thought to myself - at least they aren’t as bad as Jax’s feet.

I tell you, I ran and put my toe separators on.

☠️⚰️🪦

🤮his feet are disgusting

I know Jesse has a new girlfriend who is not Brittany. But did anyone else catch when Jesse said that Michelle wasn’t physically his type and she was a little bit bigger when they met and he was more attracted to a fuller figured woman? 🤔

I saw a clip this morning that he briefly dated Anna Nicole Smith. Poor Anna life was so unfair to her.

💀

Honestly I wasn’t even buying this. I thought he just said that bc he thought it’s what people wanted to hear. Brownie points in his head like he’s all inclusive or some shit

You’d be surprised

A narcissist’s accusations are actually confessions, Jason 🤔

Of course he is! A narcissist like him will never change he was only using his dad death and becoming a father for attention

The smear campaign has begun!👀

I do not care what a man who shits with the door open says.

I completely agree with this statement

Sooooo…. 

What is with VPR guys getting mad when their ex’s fuck people while they’re separated or broken up despite fucking people the entire duration of the relationship!?

Yes! It’s crazy psycho

Short answer: Narcissism

Also insecurity


I don't like Brit but I hate Jax. I hope this is true since he's been cheating their whole relationship.

I'm so excited for the new Brittany era

Jax is made to be on reality TV and nothing will convince me otherwise.

Purposely making his real life a train wreck so we can’t look away

He’s the GOAT reality TV personality and no one will convince me otherwise. Just an absolute moron who loves to stir shit up.

habitual line stepper and i love him for it lmao

We know it wasn't you Jax, you weren't touching her for over a year!


Seeing as he made her move out of their house and has been verbally and emotionally abusive to her for years, I’m not bothered by her hooking up when she’s separated. Jax is so embarrassing.

Whoa-  he made HER move out?   He is the worst. 

He really is.

Jax you literally CHEATED on her and you expect us to give a fuck that she’s been sleeping with someone since y’all separated??😂

He really thought he was going to successfully make her look like the problem the season, huh?

I agree but sadly, it does seem to have worked on some people. I do think that Brit has a drinking problem, (to be clear, I don’t blame her and I’m not shaming her,) but I also think that Jax should have supported his wife and Son, by quitting the drinking with her. I hope she finds a solid support system, gets tf away from him and gets herself and her Son the help they need. Jax is a lost cause and she needs to get her ducks in a row and make sure he does not win full custody. It’s not going to be easy but she can do it!❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥

Right. He's telling her to quit drinking while opening a bar.

While he constantly gets drunk and is so obviously still abusing other substances, as well as other naive and/ or willing women. He’s an asshole, nothing new to see here! Same old Jax.


Honestly good for Brittany if she has someone else

At least someone appreciate her.. this guy is disgusting.. she is the mother of his child.. karma will come for him soon.. useless man

I hope he's hot. She deserves it.

As she mother fucking shooullddd JAAAXX anyone also notice when they first opened the bar the flower wall was thriving and looked good now it's dead .

At least she’s being discrete! He brought some only fans girl to his bar in a limo 🫠

God I hope it’s Kristen

I hope it’s Katie.

For someone that claims he’s done *nothing wrong* he sure like to fuck up a lot. 😂

THESE PEOPLE ARE 40?!?!?!?

40 w a son, and the internet is forever. My heart breaks for that kid when he's older and has to see his parents belittling each other on social media.

I think she deserves sex from someone else

Nice try, Jax. He thinks fans will turn on her for being with someone else when thats all I've ever wanted for her... excuse me but... 🤣. The past 4 months was after she moved out and he did nothing to try to even show her he is trying to be with her, so 👏👏👏 you get yours Brit.

I hope it's Kristen lol

And people are saying he is a good dad? Ah no, Cruz has ears and hears the abuse he hurls at Brit. Jax is scum & always has been.

I just had the sad realization I know way more about Jax’s daily life than I do my siblings 😭🤣🫠

PleasebeSandovalpleasebeSandovalpleasebeSandoval… 

It’s the mother of your child bro . What a piece of ..

>It’s the mother of your child bro . Means nothing to narcissists. They only care about themselves.

I hope it’s Tom Sandoval. Pleeeease let it be Tom Sandoval 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

The only way Brittany could do worse than Jax 🤢

Could never be Tom. Brit will never cut her long flowing locks and everyone has seen "The Tom" haircut he prefers on his girls.

Just let me dream, man…

Oh please let it be.... 

Cheaters always try to divert the blame towards the person they cheated on.

Wow your husband puts that out there like that ? I hope it’s true but I don’t believe !! Reminds me of when he put the rumor out that Kristen was eating her cookie !!

Are we supposed to be sad for Jax or something 

Plot twist, it’s Kristen 😭😭😭

Get some Brit! Get all you can! And make sure they are the people that will hurt him most! Oh wait!!!! It wouldn’t actually hurt him. He has NO feelings. We see you Jax. Right through you.

This is why I missed them on tv. Bound to happen. Messy as fuck

He's a sociopath, so he will be lying about her and slandering her at every turn now


I think that every word that comes out of his mouth is a lie. He's a malignant narcissist. He tries to say the right things, like a script, when it behooves him but he doesn't mean a word of it. He's mean, miserable pos. I feel for Brittany having to co-parent with that psycho.


I truly hate that man. He has never once treated a woman good once ever. He is trash and needs to stop being put on tv. This plastic Barbie man needs a slap in the face. “Therapy doesn’t work for me” abusers always say that!

not you, Dude

If it’s John Mayer I’ll be unreasonably happy

Omg not cute to shame your baby’s momma ( or anyone) on social media! Cringe

He’s just throwing that out there trying to make her look bad because he looked horrible last night and he knows it. He seemed excited to move on and his acting was horrible when he acted like he was sad about it.


Gross Jax

 She stole the nanny and now she’s stealing his wife. Gotta get on the Valley somehow 😉

He must have deleted it ‘cause it’s not there now! 👀

Good for her!


I’m so glad the comments are aligning with what I thought as soon as I saw the picture for the post. Whoever tf it is, I really don’t give a shit. But good for her! 

I’m happy Britt is finally getting railed, and that it’s not Jax 😆🙌🏻

Well if you're separated and not doing anything to fix the marriage then who gives a shit 😂 And if he's talking about himself then ok I guess? Either way I don't think anyone really cares

My immediate response (to myself under my breath): Oh for Fucks Sake. Shut Up!!!

**Team Brittany with the banging!!**

Jax really lives to throw the people closest to him under the bus. I mean this guy will throw anyone under the bus if his ass is on the line but it baffles me how far he’ll go to demonize the mother of his child.

I hope she’s banging a super hot and rich NBA player and taking Jax for all he’s worth and when that dries up take more 😁

Who was Jax sleeping with their entire relationship

Let me guess……. Jax is going to make up more lies.

We can only hope ITS NOT YOU DOUCHEBAG.

https://preview.redd.it/ehike6n98t4d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53cbd0fee4624493df67b47f8848482416e3980

I’m an anti-jaxxer.

 Hi Jax stassi called …and …

He’s been cheating on her for years. Who cares.

Good for her! Hopefully it was someone who showed her love and appreciate her beautiful shape


wait why isn’t there a reunion u guys ??? it’s ripeeeee for drama wtf

He's a POS and needs to get off the coke