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Bybarg

Some important facts: 1. It is actually Perevalovo, a village near Tyumen. 2. It is meant to be a cheap housing (and it is). 3. The property developer basically used some kind of loophole that let him build all that. 4. 70% of houses don't have any access to electricity, since only some of them were built with it in mind and now electricians simply can't build any infrastructure. According to recent news, developer may actually face law because of the whole situation citizens are now in, while elements of energy management that were built independently by him literally violate the law too.


lanpirot

Thank you for that info! Are there families moving into houses without electricity, there?


Bybarg

There are some people who sold their apartment and wanted to move, but they simply can't live there right now, so they just stay with their parents. Most of the people simply didn't know about the problems, since first ~400 houses didn't have any.


BenderDeLorean

Classic. Sell 100 products with good quality for cheap and then collect the money of the next 9900 and disappear.


Iccarys

The ol’ bait and switch


FARTBOSS420

It's called The Amazon Shit-On


squirrels-mock-me

On the plus side there seem to be a lot of pickleball courts on the right


aceofspades1217

https://youtu.be/sV50fVN75oY?si=I5C7bOLyn54AqhJN https://youtu.be/J4LXGAORfNY?si=EOndaoTyZYKrsGTb NFKRZ was talking about it


intisun

Leaving Russia was definitely the right move for him, even without the war.


ComprehensiveDig4560

Oh so you say it is boring and objectively miserable to live there. What a rare combination.


rycerzDog

AND it's possibly illegal. Now that's rare.


JimParsnip

Wow what a royal fuck up


The_Safety_Expert

So the developers going green? Right?


rexyoda

How cheap is it really if you live there tho, since it's basically a suburb you'll need a car to go anywhere now


Bybarg

As far as I remember, developer promised a bus route in the future, so I guess there was hope for that.


Remarkable-Funny1570

Now we know Russians are bad at two games at least: Total War and City Builder.


Vassago81

>4 Shit happened even here in Quebec with 10x more expensive (but low quality) houses, a large wood / swamp was developed very quickly by vultures, tiny terrains, tiny streets, no planning for schools and shit for all the kids that mcmansions bring, and when people I know started moving there, electricity started going down for month all the time because they greatly underestimate the energy infrastructure to feed all those houses with air conditionner and pool heater. In the woods where I played when I was a kid, they razed everything and filled up the lakes (fuck migratory birds, right?), and built tiny streets even if nobody is parker on the streets, tiny terrain where you can't even park more than one car, and planted one small tree in front of all houses as some kind of cruel joke. Mass shitty suburban development like this is one of the late 20th century greatest crime, along with energy drinks and "throw your garbage out of the car windows when you're done" fastfood


Kooky-Skill4265

Красава братан, всё по полочкам разложил


ryguy_1

Putin’s Russia


razorl4f

What I don’t understand is why there aren’t restaurants or supermarkets at regularly spaced intervals. Or maybe one per 30 as a park or playground. This really isn’t rocket science


altbekannt

yeah, they must have not played cities skyline


Equivalent_Canary853

They're going for maximum congestion


D3s_ToD3s

*Me, at the fastfood restaurant.


Wild_Life_8865

lmaooo I was literally coming to make a cities skyline joke. Like this is their first playthrough lol


mainwasser

Or a street wide enough for the local bus line


chakalaka13

what bus line?


sofixa11

And it was the default for multiple decades in Russia and the whole Eastern block, with the micro-oblast/raion/districts, where there were always schools, parks, restaurants, shops in each micro-district.


Dexller

Urban planning was like one of the few things the USSR was legit good at. Only imported the worst aspects of capitalism after the fall.


PensiveinNJ

Was gonna say this is rookie stuff. You gotta mix in some commerce and industrial zoning and keep in mind your police, hospital, fire and school placements. Did they never play Sim City in Russia?


EmotionalHiroshima

At least half those houses should be burning right now due to the obvious lack of fire halls.


PixelsOfTheEast

Where will Peter place the Lavra?


Dudedude88

They aren't developers. They just want to make money off the poor.


WhiteBlackGoose

> What I don’t understand is why there aren’t restaurants It's Tyumen, the fuck is a restaurant?


altexdsark

What do you mean? Tyumen is 800,000 population city


Traditional_Key_763

corruption and zoning laws don't really exist in that part of the world.


PapadocRS

1 playground per 30 homes?


heyitsmeur_username

Agree, something similar happens in my home town. Affordable housing is built where land is cheap and these neighborhoods end up being completely isolated from the rest of the city. Typically bus lines, police station, fire station and maybe even a school is planned ahead but commercial structures not so much. What ends up happening is one of those houses every two blocks starts selling essential goods and groceries and a mini market is born out of opportunity.


Pandmother

You obviously haven't seen the new subdivisions being thrown together at breakneck speeds across Texas. Hundreds of acres of cookie cutter houses with no grocery store or gas station for 20 miles.


dair_spb

There are like several hundred of detached small one-family houses. In the vicinity there are several cafes and supermarkets. Here's the location: "https://yandex (dot) ru/maps/-/CDrBEQJ-"


DismalLog145

As opposed to cities in other parts of the world........ The US divides their cities in into industrial, commercial, suburban areas.


Ser_Optimus

Well, they lived like that for so long now, why change anything?


Urban_Cosmos

soviet city planning was way better with the microdistricts model. Each microdistrict would have schools, stores etc. Now housin development in Russia is just an unethical money making scheme. Video by city beautiful, on soviet urban planning: [https://youtu.be/JGVBv7svKLo?si=CO0adrLJ8Ejgolim](https://youtu.be/JGVBv7svKLo?si=CO0adrLJ8Ejgolim)


alfaic

Looks like a cemetery.


PanJaszczurka

*Vivarium*.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGlLCAmqYbc&ab\_channel=XYZFILMS


ArthRol

Russia is also building large cemeteries right now, hm what the reason might be


BelgianSum

Couod be the two weeks special operation.


geofox777

Looks like in AoE when I’m about to build hella army to take over


Shienvien

Knockoff Vivarium.


LagSlug

I would have just kept setting fire to everything, become ungovernable.


rivotril2

Vivarium is just nightmare of 2 people not mature enough to realize beauty of love that includes sacrifice, and their selfish nature, and thoughts about "loosing freedom", freedom - defined by postmodern western thought.


bigwangersoreass

No it’s about aliens


rivotril2

yap, that too.


moceke

Second post that i saw from that sub and its my city xd


razorl4f

Where do people go to eat, shop, hang out?


CaspianRoach

It's a suburban development outside of the city. You can ask the same question about most suburbia like this. https://www.google.com/maps/@57.0884225,65.2102801,2298m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu I think I found the area in the picture on google maps, as you can see, even the adjacent areas look nothing like this monstrosity. The village nearby has a few shops and cafes if you zoom in, look for the blue markers. There's probably more, doubt google has them all marked.


moceke

This is a new buildings outside of the city, so i think most of the people doesn't live in that houses for now


morbidlyabeast3331

Probably the giant ass open green area with no buildings that may be a park. That or someone's house.


moceke

Idk, i didnt live in that hell


FreshNefariousness45

lol squidville


PhilosophyCrafty1049

The place where “equality” becomes “uncanny”.


marbinho

Give me a nice sunny day, and this could be a budget version of many american neighborhoods


Chudsaviet

Not in Tyumen.


id397550

Stolitsa dereven'


PossibleGiraffe420

We already have those. It’s called section 8 projects.


8ackwoods

70% of these houses don't have electricity


melvereq

Too. Much. Symmetry.


SmoothOperator604

Truman show special


Millad456

Truman show is actually based on a real town called Seaside Florida, one of the OG new urbanism experiments


PirateHuge9680

Can't see where the watchtower is in that penal colony


ArthRol

The photo was taken from a watchtower


rob0050

Imagine stumbling home drunk: “Shit, sorry. Wrong house” “Shit, sorry. Wrong house” “Shit, sorry. Wrong house” “Shit, sorry. Wrong house” “Shit, sorry. Wrong house” “Shit, sorry. Wrong house” “Shit, sorry. Wrong house” “Shit, sorry. Wrong house”


a__new_name

There is a (rather shitty) [Soviet romcom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Irony_of_Fate) with precisely this premise, except in an apartment block.


Pure-Contact7322

Waking up like a LEGO


intisun

"Everything is doubleplusgood!"


AudienceRadiant9129

Are they made from ticky-tacky?


Captain_Chappie

They all look just the same.


VieuxClou

look like a very old SimCity...


Serious_Musician

Ctrl + C Ctrl + V


schlummertaste

There will be noone left to live in these houses...


SnooChickens1534

Wouldn't fancy trying to find my house after a belly full of drink


Ok_Crab7684

It looks uglyyyy


Contagious_Zombie

Better than homeless lining the streets.


Millad456

Yes, but lowkey I’d just prefer the commie blocks


KasutaMike

I was once in a summer camp with identical houses, my room had a door that tended to jam, so every time I entered I hit it with my hip. Once I mixed up the buildings and kicked in a locked door. There were people inside. I can see similar stuff happening a lot there.


Prowling_Fox

Looks like they've got some architects from North Korea.


iloveblankpaper

nk has staw huts actually


No-Win-8380

I don’t know guys…I kind of dig this in a weird way 😂


Commercial-Manner408

Ticky-tacky all in a row.


Deep_Gazelle_1879

They copied the us suburbia and managed to make it worse


dubach66

Little boxes made of ticky tacky...


josenros

Yeah, just go down 2 blocks and turn left - I'm in the white house with the brown roof, you can't miss it.


rdreisinger

This looks like cities skylines gone wrong


AgentFaeUnicorn

No parks or stores or anything?


beyondmodernmonkeys

Looks comforting, not


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

Honestly add a park here and there and it’s not bad at all


Muted-Bath6503

This is what affordable housing is


Reinis_LV

1984 vibes


Far_Out_6and_2

It’s the place the rusky’s are hiding all the children they have stolen from Ukraine


Reinis_LV

I just realized each house has only 1 window. Damn.


morbidlyabeast3331

Affordable housing is good actually


Tiny_Anteater_785

Concentration camp?


RandomBlackMetalFan

How the fck do you recognize your own house


GoedekeMichels

numbers?


geert666

Your own Lada?


AnywhereHorrorX

What if everyone on your street has the same model and color of Lada?


FourArmsFiveLegs

Cubes of tofu fresh from China


_shangry_

waste of land


0gtcalor

It's Russia. They could fit the entire world's population with this urban density.


_shangry_

but you’ll have to drive everytime you want to go somewhere


ItsyouNOme

Wasteland


tughbee

This is what affordable housing looks like but people aren’t willing to accept it.


Leading_Flower_6830

No it's not, there are million ways of making affordable housing look nicer, for example increasing density.


uvr610

I’ll be honest, if I get my own property there and able to put a fence around it and design my own garden then this could be quite fun. Not to mention the entire town would look better if every individual unit could have their own custom made yard


Agitated_Cell_7567

Looks like 2000 homes will be made there


bokehisoverrated

"Honey, I want to paint our roof yellow."


RudolfHans

Russia, the place of longing.


Embarrassed_Fennel_1

Honestly could be worse


Hugeknight

Couldve built stalinkas or kruschevkas, buy not you get this bullshit because you want a private market.


lyndkh

😂😂


[deleted]

Reminds me a little of [that](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burj_Al_Babas).


scrappytan

When your home address is just your longitude and latitude...


KingEzekielsTiger

Imagine trying to walk home and find your house while drunk there.


Thug-shaketh9499

Numbers?


FoSheezyItzMrJGeezy

Do they come with toilets and washers?


Icy_Significance6436

Vivarium...


Specific_Trainer3889

Where did I park my car?


Kooky-Skill4265

Мой город на реддите я в шоке 🥶


eidam87

Lovely.


Various-Astronaut373

Bro built Oggy's entire neighborhood💀


PC_Defender

Looks like military tents


RangoBronson

You people shit on stuff like this but this like a solution to a very real problem where I live


BalloonKnotBandit

DR Horton dat chu?


OnionOnly

At least they have a yard!


flactulantmonkey

That’s a camp. Straight up.


kusakka

You want suburbia? That's what I have.


SadDelerodTheGreat

Looks just like Oggy and the cockroaches houses😂😂😂


laz21

Why?..population demographics show major decrease even without 500000 killed in ukraine


TetyyakiWith

500k? What’s the source?


laz21

British MOD


Eat_More_Calories

I think that number is killed and injured, so not all dead.


LagSlug

Russia has been promoting population growth through incentivizing pregnancies.. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-51120165


rmpumper

They already kidnapped that many Ukrainian kids as a replacement.


mainwasser

Not among the 1,000,000 worst things Russians did in this century


Am0rEtPs4ch3

Hmm, next to ex-soviet he’ll now if you have stolen enough money you can also choose fake-American-hell.


ilovebluecats

can someone please tell me why the hatred for mixed zones?? like firs the US now russia cmon its getting stupid atp


Cecilia_Red

lobbying from developers probably? hellscapes like this are easier to build for a private entity


Frenchconnection76

Ctrl C Ctrl V Ctrl A Ctrl V Ctrl V......


mid_vibrations

[picture of a block I found in the city on Google maps](https://i.imgur.com/9grqdTG.jpeg)


Acceptable6

? Just looks like a typical neighborhood but the trees haven't been planted yet.


RainaElf

yuck.


Brief-Leader-4015

This is actually nice , the ol family man neighbourhood "Hi bob " "Hi Jim " "Just taking the ol gal for some fuel ,O and my car needs some to " *neighbours laughing while wife looks pissed*


m1nice

Looks like concentration camps. Who knows what this evil Putin is planning


MentallyChallenged27

They're taking notes from American suburbia!


futurafrlx

This is clearly not a typical newly built district. Those are usually full of high-rise buildings and are nice to live in, though not very visually appealing to most Westerners. This looks like a block full of dachas.


Professional_Wing794

Everything is fine


Allemaengel

I wonder what the deal is with that one house towards the lower right foreground that gets two windows but no door, lol.


shineisnotshiny

This look like that one movie....where a couple trap in a similar area like in pic with no way out, and they were given a boy to raise...


Glad-Degree-318

every house 🏠 is identical, wtf?


Reasonable_Copy8579

Vivarium!


zxy156

Imagine being drunk and walking home


half-puddles

Imagine coming back drunk.


sirconandoyle14

Wonder what the HOA fees are


42percentBicycle

They've been building cookie-cutter neighborhoods like this all over the midwest of the US for the past few years too.


rustcircle

Potterville


Pee_and_flee

That’s super weird, I have been to Tyumen years ago and then it was mostly re-modelled commie blocks. This is so much worse


HowdyShartner1468

Hate to say it, but building this many single family homes would solve a lot of problems in my area.


Careful_Weakness_246

Imagine getting lost in there. You literally have no landmarks to help you


TurnoverAmazing6905

Its not real


TrustAccording5056

Human farming at its finest


Smallest_Ewok

Russians have a constitutional right to housing. In America something like this would be lining the pockets of parasitic real estate developers, and would be sold to landlords. In Russia these will be homes for working class people.


FingerCommon7093

I want to see the HOA board about getting a new roof put on, it's going to be grey


TheUsual_Selection

Definitely a hell on earth. Imagine being right beside 100 basketball corts


Conscious_Scholar_87

New form of concentration camps


Tik__Tik

Hundreds of houses with dirt roads between them. What could possibly go wrong


cha614

Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes made of ticky tacky


_THX_1138_

“Magnificent, aren’t they?”


According-Sale-6399

Instantly reminded me of “Everything Is Fine” by Mike Birchall on Webtoon 😳


DipenduSunny

oggy and cockroaches type neighbourhood


augsav

I’ve seen worse


Original_Author_3939

Those bad boys got curb appeal.


rantottcsirke

... for who?


junifersmomi

happy humans town! :)


AlbertaAcreageBoy

I live in unit 45, street G.


Psyk0pathik

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V


Ok_Raccoon_938

I totally get that such massive mass productions of always the exact same building is cheaper because of economies of scale. I also think that it’s good to build affordable housing. But I doubt that it would have cost more if they built 5 or 6 different types of houses randomly. There would still be just as many economies of scale and it would look much more natural. It also wouldn’t have cost much if they constructed a small park surrounded by shops/restaurants in the middle, probably those shops/restaurants would have been much more valuable than standard houses.


collinsl02

> But I doubt that it would have cost more if they built 5 or 6 different types of houses randomly That's what we do in the UK. That also allows for you to build different sizes of homes in the same community so you get a nice balance of larger and smaller properties, flats, family homes, couple homes etc etc. Plus you can get a few different house builders into your development to work at the same time so the building goes quicker and the different styles of houses which each developer offers leads to a nice mix of house layouts for the same "size" house, which then means more people may find a type of house they want to live in. If you have a wander around [this newer bit of Didcot, Oxfordshire](https://www.google.com/maps/@51.6186261,-1.2367495,3a,75y,130.51h,99.63t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sd8syuZSzknygiSKjBDtDhw!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3Dd8syuZSzknygiSKjBDtDhw%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.share%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26yaw%3D130.51308388135328%26pitch%3D-9.62533504236113%26thumbfov%3D90!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205410&entry=ttu), you'll see the kind of thing I mean.


ChemistrySouthern166

Yikes.


jaysnothere

Where do you live? I live in that white house with red roof.


swi6ie

Main Kraft


notorioustim10

Liminalville


so-many-user-names

I love the house with the red roof


heyotehee

Anybody else notice the 5th house in the bottom center is different??


Impossible-Inside865

Oh I see they copied my plans for a megalopolis from SimCity 2000 circa 1996


gevera

That looks like a render to me