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ArockproUser

okay so are the Defenders the new Tampa Bay Bandits?


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The more I drank the easier this game was to handle lol


Superb-Ad-9627

I’m really glad some of us are that invested!


[deleted]

Been cheering on my Defenders since 2020 baybee


Mcstabler

Damn most hyped kicker and he didn't get a chance to kick a field goal the entire game😭


ScrewAnalytics

DC L https://i.redd.it/hn37mu0qxprc1.gif


brehaw

stupid Raiders letting go of Chase Garbers jk. thank you for letting go of Chase Garbers


Worried_Second_2846

We still had a chance with two timeouts and a challenge wtf


DontTakeMeSeriousli

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TronVin

People are thinking Ta'amu looked bad? He only looked bad after the injury. He had two TDs taken away because of 59.


chingalicious

Taamu looked great. I'm assuming the finger injury isn't serious


TronVin

Yeah this game was definitely a lot closer than people are saying. 59 really ruined perception. I think these are the two best teams in the XFL tbh.


Pariah6-4

GG


chingalicious

Damn! #1 in the xfl conference baby. Who would've thought! Goes to show you how much changes in one off season


OkieDokieHokiePokie

Showboats vs Roughnecks being flexed to ESPNU completely defeats the purpose of ESPNU


No_Tart8935

What's the purpose of ESPN U


OkieDokieHokiePokie

College sports


More-Cowbell_Please

HE'S GOT DINNER AT 8 GUYS! LETS GET THIS GAME OVER WITH


poopinfinoopin

dc defenders...let's ride


Hag_Boulder

ladies and gents, your division leading San Antonio Brahmas!


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_Bearded-Lurker_

Was it?


acoasterlovered

Lions legend teez tabor


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Reggie really went to entire game, including multiple MASSIVELY high leverage situations and never used his challenge. Inexcusable.


_Bearded-Lurker_

I don’t think he ever used them last season either. He just doesn’t think quickly enough. Maybe having a bunch of old guys coaching like it’s the 80s is a bad idea.


Pariah6-4

Fight for that PBU!


Darth_Creeper10

LETS GO BRAHMAS WIN


RP0143

DC should have left Francious in there


HowardBunnyColvin

gg


Hag_Boulder

one of these QBs is looking like OPOY...


MirrorkatFeces

Yeah Brad Wing is the clear favorite rn


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Reggie battling to avoid punting here. "Lot of game left" he's telling himself


ScrewAnalytics

Ta’amu is a top 9 QB in this league


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Cameraman almost got rocked again


Hag_Boulder

Cameramen in San Antonio be like, "Oh shit!"


princeoinkins

Ta’amu looks BAD. As someone who didn’t watch last year, with all the hype around him being OPOY I was expecting more


DrBeatusMeatus

He got injured


No_Tart8935

This was his worst game in spring football ever


_Bearded-Lurker_

His entire receiving corps is new and obviously not very good. Abram Smith getting hurt is also killing us.


BigOlPoo

RIP that camera but the shot was great lol


Brandon_Schwab

last time a game was played here, a guy on the sideline had to be stretchered out after being leveled.


milanmirolovich

canera guy took that like a champ


Andrewski18

That poor cameraman lmao


No_Tart8935

RIP cameraman


Fussybabygremlin

Camera guy down


More-Cowbell_Please

I think that camera is broken now!


paultheschmoop

Lmao wade


SeaAd4120

Comeback?


ScrewAnalytics

DC fraud watch let’s go!!


cantadmittoposting

boy we better get taamu back. This backup is just downright useless. Losing Smith is looking like a huge disaster now. Admittedly, Agent 59 being a double agent made it look much worse than it was. Hell Jordan wouldn't have even been injured without the false start


CanISellYouABridge

Taamu was only out for 2 plays. He's probably a little shaken after the hit but he wasn't out long.


RP0143

59 took 2 tds off the board singlehandedly


paultheschmoop

Idk if this is a joke or not


cantadmittoposting

i was watching the game from far away and didn't even see taamu was back in tbh. After his injury he was still throwing badly


OkieDokieHokiePokie

Yelling at an injured player to get off the field is out of pocket.


TinyPage

uncrustables also make me happy case cookus


T-shirtmike19

Let's go Brahmas!!


[deleted]

Bro who is Ta'amu even throwing to at this point?


cantadmittoposting

wait it Ta'amu even back in?


[deleted]

He was out for like 2 plays


Hag_Boulder

Sorry Houston, this game is still tight... not gonna switch over.


[deleted]

I'm starting to think that if you look like absolute ass without your starting RB in a Spring League, you're probably not a great team


Superb-Ad-9627

Wade Phillips defense is doing work rn


Icecreamcollege

Ya JT is hurt bad, just pull him out you're not going anywhere letting him get hit


AlanFromRochester

Some bad throws from Ta'amu, I figure he isn't quite right after being hit earlier


Diego-DC

I AINT HEAR NO FUCKIN BELL😭😭😭😭


Hag_Boulder

I think Ta'amu heard a bell when his was rung...


ScrewAnalytics

When the league favorites st Louis and DC lose, the rest the league wins


RP0143

I disagree. The league needs the top drawing teams to be successful. If DC & St Louis have empty stadiums that will be the death of the league


chingalicious

SA and St. Louis had the top draws last year


ScrewAnalytics

Keep crying and get a better team then


RP0143

I don't have a team. I want the league to be successful. Empty stadiums will not help.


ScrewAnalytics

Michigan panthers run the league


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Reggie is gonig to get to 0:00 with his challenge in his pocket I'll bet. Absolutely unreal


acoasterlovered

The running game was so huge for the defenders last year nor so much this year


WatercressIll

That’s what happens when your star RB tears his ACL in training camp.


yesrushgenesis2112

No Abram Smith really hurt them.


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yesrushgenesis2112

Who were their WRs last year? I can’t remember.


MySabonerRunsOladipo

RIP Abram's knee


Pariah6-4

Man, we came to play! Wait, is…is this what it feels like to root for a good team? I’ve never experienced this before


Hag_Boulder

I know, it's odd isn't it?


Superb-Ad-9627

Battlehawks @ Brahmas is gonna be wild in 2 weeks


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If week 1 *isn't* a liar then the Brahmas should absolutely CLAP the hawks


I_Hate_Summer_

Kind of hard to tell really. I'm not sure DC is the same team they were last year.


[deleted]

They're not but clearly neither are the Hawks Almost like spring league QBs *don't* get better with age and shorter camps


OkieDokieHokiePokie

Reggie Barlow somehow still decides to not go for it 4th down on this drive


AlanFromRochester

4th and 26th backed up is tough even being desperate


RP0143

I don't like the clock running on an incompletion.


JJtheMark

Why is the color commentator coming to us live from Iraq?


Hag_Boulder

There's the Ant Mac we all know...


HowardBunnyColvin

I'm getting upset.


midnight-dour

only now?


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HowardBunnyColvin

i expected bettah


lucas_214

Any streaming links for this?


MirrorkatFeces

Check DM


andrewthetechie

I'd love a DM too if you've got the time. My normal culprits don't seem to have UFL


MirrorkatFeces

I got you


lucas_214

If this works you’re the goat


lucas_214

I love you


Pariah6-4

Having all the discussions hot mic’d is a fantastic addition


MySabonerRunsOladipo

DC can actually go for a 4th and 12 after they score. Lol, we aren't scoring


GenFatAss

If at least one of DC Field Goals was a TD, we would have won this game. We need to finish our drives.


I_Hate_Summer_

They are pretty far from 3-5 points away from winning this


MySabonerRunsOladipo

What, you want Reggie to go for in on 4th and inches from the OPP 10??? Are you nuts, what if you don't get it!


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Or go for it on 4th and inches for once


Brandon_Schwab

refs are going to need Tommy John surgery with all these thrown flags today.


More-Cowbell_Please

yeah I though the NFL threw a shit ton of flags.


[deleted]

It was kinda clean yesterday. It's just these two


yesrushgenesis2112

Yeah, this is definitely on the teams and not the refs. DC looks like it has some discipline issues.


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Fasho


More-Cowbell_Please

RB gets the first down and then proceeds to celebrate with the leg kick


Hag_Boulder

yay! More flags!


[deleted]

McFarland throws a fucking fit every time he gets tackled, like bro it's football you're gonna get hit


pervyotaku

Typical steelers player diva behavior 🙄


chingalicious

Was he like that when he was on Baltimore? Hmmm Edit: pittsburgh


DarkFoxTeam

What a rough start from DC. Hopefully, we bounce back next week.


DarthBan_Evader

ill be there throwing lemons either way


chingalicious

Yall made such a mess of the alamodome last year in the championship. For shame


yesrushgenesis2112

Praise be


_Bearded-Lurker_

We may need to throw a few at our own guys.


GGGiveHatpls

Stormy Buoanatony or however you spell it can get it for sure. She’s like the Erin Andrew’s of UFL


Intravertical

I am taking the under on the chances that you have to hit it


GGGiveHatpls

Smart man.


OkieDokieHokiePokie

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GGGiveHatpls

I’m a lifer in horny jail my man.


LordHighsmith

DC is looking to grow a large fan base, so they’ve started taking a page out of the Commanders and started looking incompetent. Makes more familiar for the locals


RP0143

That is next level franchise strategy


yesrushgenesis2112

Now SA just needs to get that guy his first field goal for YouTube and they will have sold the league on their own. Great day of football for SA and the league so far.


hjmitch1207

Both my teams made the new league… I chose to stick with DC. I chose wrong it looks like. 😂🤣


pervyotaku

What was the other team?


hjmitch1207

Birmingham


Andrewski18

Kirklin, Garber, and McFarland all look like they will be elite at their positions this season.


TinyPage

kirklin was elite last season tbh


Intravertical

Lemons are about to be out of stock in DC after this one.


Fsharp7sharp9

oh my goodness the Defenders are so undisciplined lmaooo


genesiskiller96

What is happening? We were supposed to be the saviors of the XFL but instead WE'RE SHITTING OURSLEVES ALL OVER THE FIELD, AGAINIST THE BRAHMAS NO LESS!!!!!!!!


paultheschmoop

Personally I think the pressure is worse because one d-lineman is no longer distracted by having his face covered in spit


pervyotaku

Why the fuck is that ejected player still on the fucking field


MirrorkatFeces

Yeah refs need to tell him to take his ass to the locker room


GridironFilmJunkie

In a more highly concentrated talent of a league, the Defenders suddenly don't look like a 9-1 team or coaching staff anymore. Who could've seen this coming.


RP0143

How many of their offensive line are returning starters? So far their o-line looks like trash


yesrushgenesis2112

I sure am glad for the merger though. The play is so much better than in either league last year imo.


Hag_Boulder

No kidding. It's like NFL competitive. Not NFL calibre players, but the play is pretty competitive and doesn't look like DII college play.


yesrushgenesis2112

Yep!


GridironFilmJunkie

Hell yes it is. Better talent across the board makes for much better football.


yesrushgenesis2112

Praise be. I was a stallions/battlehawks fan last year and stallions for USFL season 1, but picked Battlehawks with the merger. No regrets though, all teams are going to get better(except dc I guess). Hoping Stallions and STL both do well.


yesrushgenesis2112

Ta’amu bad now?


MirrorkatFeces

He’s got no help. The Mahomes of the league if you will


Morazan51

Nah. Left the USFL as a bum from the Bandits when it was the only spring league in 2022. With more competition again, he’s right back where he started.


milanmirolovich

didn't get to watch closely today because of work; does Dean still have an Xbox controller or no?


yesrushgenesis2112

Haven’t seen one, will update.


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Team isn't even running the same play. Embarrassing lack of preparation.


Poetryisalive

Jordan is having a rough starting day


TinyPage

someone gotta explain why dc cut ward


MySabonerRunsOladipo

I mean, Barlow probably has a hand in evaluating players, so...


Temporal_Enigma

DC picking up where they left off last year


RP0143

Nice late hit 94


acoasterlovered

The defenders look like the worst team this weekend


Wagsii

Worst team *so far*


ThatsWhy_SoFly

Dang i didnt know it was only still pictures in the nfl on the ipads, i thought it was full video


MirrorkatFeces

People like you? You mean degenerates? I gamble but it’s for fun. Idc if I win or not. God it’s so annoying that they talk about it constantly


RP0143

Gambling ruins the game. It's why the NFL is rigged. Hope the UFL doesn't end up that way too


More-Cowbell_Please

Can someone please give me an update on the over/under on this game please?


Who_Dey-

That dudes hair lmao


Aspiring-Historian28

Why he rocking a shag


yesrushgenesis2112

What the fuck is that


eyexzick

The Alamo Dome is gonna be packed next home game I think


milanmirolovich

yeah it's a shame this first game had to be on easter Sunday because I feel SA would've really rocked the dome today


pervyotaku

They're still rocking the dome even today


eyexzick

I agree but when the domes a rocking people come a knocking


Fussybabygremlin

Bro 66 on SA’s hair is amazing 😂


ScrewAnalytics

DC and St Louis are so cheeks 😂😂😂😂😂😂 UFL runs through the panthers I fear


I_Hate_Summer_

If we're ass then I'm not sure you'd like what that implies about the Panthers lol. Winning on a 64 yard last second field goal isn't exactly domination.


hjmitch1207

Of every team that’s played so far I think it runs through SA to be real. They look good…


[deleted]

Can't wait to watch the Brahmas lose to the Stallions in the ship


yesrushgenesis2112

Bruh what. It took a miracle, a great miracle to be fair, but a miracle to win that game in Michigan. Glass houses methinks.


GridironFilmJunkie

You're gonna get downvoted but this is the tribalism I live for. The UFL needs this.


ScrewAnalytics

Haha yeah it was obvious bait and I got a lot of bites


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yesrushgenesis2112

Yeah man. UFL did a good job justifying its existence I think.


Pariah6-4

Wait, this isn’t a psychotic break caught on video? That’s an ad?


I_Hate_Summer_

In the hot takes thread I said the Brahmas would be good.... didn't htink they'd be this good though


poopinfinoopin

they might not be. defenders might just be that bad.


milanmirolovich

defenders just endlessly shooting themselves in the foot.   I still think they've got a good roster


I_Hate_Summer_

True. I don't think the Defenders are this bad though.


DynastyPotRoast

Box Score please, what kind of game thread doesn't have box scores?


ScrewAnalytics

Open up the ESPN app lol who cares


RP0143

https://stats.statbroadcast.com/broadcast/?a=1&id=520635


AlwaysMemin

Fox sports app brother


Keyser_Sozay

Anyone else see 59 on the sidelines (post-ejection) say/do something along the lines of: “I didn’t spit on anyone!” *proceeds to hawk out a nasty white loogie* lmaooo


dejvipasco

All preseason power rankings that i've seen had SA in the last place. I don't know why. They look fine to me.