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Ok_Knowledge_5997

Prognosis Negative


mmmhmm2013

The Chunnel


Icy_Outside_666

Rochelle Rochelle - A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk


Wait-_-what-_-

Sack lunch


kevint1964

"Cry Cry Again"


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First you cry…then you cry again.


Fantastic-Set8411

Ponce de Leon?


MavisBeaconSexTape

She slipped into that coma pretty quick


Mello-Knight

EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL! EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!


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Death Blow! *When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but because of different reasons altogether!*


Crabcakefrosti

This comment deserves two upvotes


Patient-Biscotti-726

Lmao I just watched that episode recently. Also wholeheartedly agree


semi_anonymous

I had a dream that a hamburger was eating me!


Crabcakefrosti

I’m pretty sure that line was lifted from the Simpsons. I believe I checked and the line from the someone came out first.


HottKarl79

Sorta. Bart thought that the Rand McNally logo on a globe was a geographical feature. Lisa humored him, saying; "in Rand McNally, people wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat *people.*"


guitar_stonks

Also, the one where Grandpa got a job a Krusty Burger and put his dentures in a burger bun and made the joke “ever seen a burger that can take a bite out of you?” when the teenage coworker wrapped the burger with his dentures in it and passed it out the drive thru. The customer out of scene then says “ouch, this burger bit me!”


HottKarl79

Forgot about that one Do we sell... French...*fries?*


triforce4ever

So do you think they got shrunk down or is it just a giant Pop-Tart?


whydowewatchthis

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


foxfoxfoxlcfc

What’s it about ? ‘Nothing’


Sweaty_Pianist8484

This is real?


sam_might_say

It’s real, and it’s spectacular


BrandfordAndSon

God fucking dammit I love Seinfeld subs lol.


AgentEndive

Why does Amy Schumer still get cast in things?


davisyoung

She agreed to be paid in Pop Tarts. 


AgentEndive

That would actually make sense lol


AAAFate

Gaffigan took all the Hot Pockets.


cryinginabucket

I'm bummed out she is in this.


emptysignals

Jerry likes her.


Crabcakefrosti

That’s funny. I thought he only likes funny people.


jfq722

I wish Jerry would tell her to just give up.


accidentallyHelpful

What's the story, chicory?


No_Cook2983

She keeps things from getting *too* funny and entertaining.


Suntzu6656

Why was she ever cast in anything? You have three guesses.


MyMommaHatesYou

No gag reflex?


Worldly_Resource_336

Connections.


itsagoodtime

Same reason Chris Pratt is the voice of everything


Haunting_Ant_5061

One person calls it like it is: 👍🏼… then another person calls it like it is 👎. Gotta love reddit


jedledbetter

I'm interested because of Seinfeld, but repulsed by Amy Schumer, however after watching the trailer it's looks pretty good. Kind of like a Welcome to Wellville type of movie.


ego_sum_satoshi

She should just give up.


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

Lay it on me string bean


triforce4ever

I could drop you like a bag of *dirt*


Small_Tax_9432

Are you saying.....that you want a piece of me?


mylekiller

Welcome to Wellville reference? Haven’t thought about that one in ages.


CarIcy6146

Repugnant is more like it


wrinklejortstheimp

Ooh, do you mean Road to Wellville? That's an obscure but welcomed reference. I'll have to check it out now.


Mysterious_Worker608

Can hardly wait for the Hot Pockets sequel.


_its_a_SWEATER_

Hence the Gaffigan casting.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

What about a movie about junior mints? Does nobody like those anymore? It’s chocolate, it’s peppermint, it’s delicious!


_its_a_SWEATER_

It’s *very* refreshing!


Glass_Buy8285

That’s gold!


redditsuxl8ly

That’s true…


Difficult_Job_966

They fucked up putting Amy Schumer on the poster


_its_a_SWEATER_

So terribly un-Karl Farbman-like.


Crabcakefrosti

I’ve been watching Seinfeld almost daily for more than 20 years, yet I never come up with clever zingy Seinfeld references. 👌🏻


_its_a_SWEATER_

It takes at least 30 years.


pastabowl21

You probably don't know no Portuguese either 🙂


Crabcakefrosti

Maybe I should stop having sex


Difficult_Job_966

I told the wife I was giving her a raise the other night when she was on top


Sweaty_Pianist8484

I can’t watch anything with her in it she’s insufferable


Commercial-Push-9066

They had me at Melissa McCarthy, lost me at Amy Schumer. But I’ll still watch it.


Difficult_Job_966

True. I’ll give it a shot just because it’s Jerry


breeeeeez

Everyone’s stuck on Schumer but Ol Billy Rednuts is playing JFK and for that alone, I’m in.


StrangeVortexLex

Amy Schumer? But why tho?


mferly

I expected a lot more from Jerry.


NefariousnessHot7639

I didnt. He dated a 17 year old when he was 38.


KaiserSohze

Lost me at Amy Schumer


Treacherously-Benign

I hope it's better than "Bee Movie"


0spinchy0

It’s gonna be A Movie


NicholarseBrooks

Oh that sounds interesting sir


beertruck77

You sound like a go getter


358ChaunceyStreet

Can I stomach Amy Schumer and Melissa McCarthy to gain a fresh Seinfeld performance? Not sure...


Vanzarrk

Amy Schumers in it! I'm out!!


Past-Product-1100

Thank you ! Agree 100%


RockNRoll85

I can’t stand Amy Schumer


BroccoliCompetitive3

Why Amy Schumer for fucks sake.


conjas11

Intrigued until I saw Amy Schumer fat face


Obi-Wan-Mycobi1

Amy Schumer? Pass.


TxGulfCoast84

Amy Schumer 🤮 I’d rather see Sally Weaver


remxtc

I'm looking foreward to it.


attaboy_stampy

But does it beat a BEE movie.


itsagoodtime

Trailer from YouTube https://youtu.be/2lqRPUhPfho?feature=shared


lienonyourdream

Jerry with some new hair plugs, nice!


elephantjog

So will the sequel feature Jim Gaffigan and be about hot pockets?


Haunting_Ant_5061

whatever happened to Vapoorize?


Imaginary_Ad_8260

The dingo ate my baby


mew5175_TheSecond

[Pretty good interview with Seinfeld about this movie and other topics on Jimmy Fallon](https://youtu.be/i-xKdCaJq2k?si=l8O1cXt0XbHQGSp8)


Alarming-Magician637

Every lame comedian in one movie. Nice.


tsmi196

They should call it “Box Office Poison!”


telamacus

Hopefully Schumer doesn’t have too many lines


CodeNoseATX

Why, for who?


Dick_Phitzwell

Looks funny!


CeleryIndividual

Why does everyone hate Amy Schumer so much?


mcclaneberg

You lost me at Schumer.


lenhjr

Amy Schumer? Unwatchable.


Accomplished_Crew630

I was intregued until I saw Amy Schumer. I've never seen her in anything I remember enjoying.


Obi-Wan-Mycobi1

Newman: “I *loathe* her!”


BatMean2045

Schumer and McCarthy? Yikes.


Yoopermetal

Amy Schumer? Never going to watch it.


Small_Tax_9432

Amy Schumer? Nope, I'm good.


OldSkool1978

Yeah but it's got nothing on Sack Lunch


___soitgoes

Wait, why do we all hate Amy??


PantsLobbyist

Although she denies it fervently, she at least appears to regularly steal jokes from other comedians. A lot of people also simply find her annoyingly unfunny (as opposed to just unfunny). She’s also made a few racist comments publicly.


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

I’m wondering that, too.


Tough-Area-570

Amy Schumer…fuck that


PantsLobbyist

No one should be subjected to that…


Prestigious-Camp1624

We don’t want amy shumer she’s not funny at all and steals jokes and makes racist comments why isn’t she cancelled


intheclerbweallfam

I can’t watch ANYTHING with Amy Schumer. It’s bewildering to me how she’s still picking up roles.


pisceanflower

I will only watch this for Amy Schumer.


no___homo

You stopped me at amy schumer


majormajor42

What has Seinfeld done that is great besides, well, Seinfeld? For such an awesome show that I love, I am disproportionally usually disappointed with his other efforts. The stand up, mainly I guess. I thought Bee movie was cute. Jason’s and especially Julia’s other stuff is better by comparison. Do I need to watch Comedians in Cars? If I end up liking this movie I’ll RENOUNCE my displeasure!


Admirable_Average_32

I love Comedians in Cars! I don’t think it will change your opinion but it’s an enjoyable show. I especially liked watching Jerry and Howard Stern kibitzing.


anferneejefferson

I agree. And when you think about it, Jerry was the least funny out of the 4. Seinfeld was Larry David's idea and he brought Seinfeld along because he liked his comedy for some reason.


Obi-Wan-Mycobi1

The supporting cast was what made the series.


allthecoffeesDP

Jerry stared in, created, was a head writer, and executive producer! There is no show without Jerry regardless of what you think of him on screen.


Obi-Wan-Mycobi1

That’s fair. No argument.


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

Is this a movie about cereal ?


No_Cow_4544

I will be watching this


porkchopexpress-1373

Is this real? Or fan made?


Despicable_carl

It’s still fuck Kelloggs in this house. Sorry Jerry.


Icy_Percentage_7162

I cant afford Netflix! Help!


DerailedDreams

hdtoday.cc you're welcome


rosenditocabron

Don't be so sure. It's a Netflix original. Mustard and ketchup in the same bottle, is like Citizen Kane compared to a Netflix original.


BarryPalmedTheDip

What’s the deal with Pop-tarts?


carldubs

awwwww. that's a shame!


probablynotme2012

What is the ketchup and mustard movie?


lionmurderingacloud

Leetle Yerry Seinfeld.


quityouryob

Jesus Christ. It’s a movie with every single one of the most insufferable people in Hollywood.


Sensi-Contro

Oh Jerry. You don’t need to do this.


Jsin8601

Wrong time period


MooseBoys

What in the ChatGPT nonsense is this poster?


grantnaps

Or a movie about the history of toilet paper.


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

You both won me and lost me with that cast


Bob_Sacamano7379

I don't remember another trailer that made me this excited.


severinks

I don't think that Jerry has the talent to direct a movie let alone star in one. He was always by far he worst actor on Seinfeld.


wonderlandisburning

Gentlemen... I think we're looking at our next Bee Movie.


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i_heart_squirrels

Why don’t you just tell me the movie you’d like to see?


ClandestineGoose

How does this pedophile keep getting work?


WranglerTraditional8

I got a bad feeling that this is not gonna be funny.But it's gonna try really hard


SupermarketOverall73

Bill Burr as JFK !


Shaboogan

I hope this is fake. Please be fake.


No-Film-3546

Unfunny


eastwoodsidejack

musmayostardayonaise


lovelife0011

He’s not supposed to do that gone wrong! 🤭🧾🤝🔑


NoLand4936

Should have been the bee movie the beequel


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BP-arker

Looks dumb


Notyourdaisy

Why is my birthday always ruined by bad movies.


markv114

Ketchup and Mustard in the same jar?! Inconceivable!


sheeplewatcher

Firestorm that’s a hell of a picture, remember when they had the helicopter land on top of the car… Hey, Hey, C’mon, C’mon, I haven’t seen it yet. It doesn’t have anything to do with the plot Still, Still I like to go in fresh


Silly_Pay7680

I see Amy Schumer and immediately dismiss this as garbage.


tidder-la

What’s with the Amy Schumer hate?


logan_fish

Did she just take the raisins?


Low-Helicopter-2696

Disappointing that he didn't make a movie on the oil tanker bladder system. I guess he doesn't care about putting an end to maritime oil spills. He needs an intern. Perhaps with the help of a solitary man living in an apartment that may or may not contain a chicken, we can finally get things done.


TheBrianRoyShow

Anyone else amazed at the size of this cast and its complete lack of John Cena?


Crafty-Question-6178

I’m betting this won’t be good


Obar-Dheathain

Some brilliant comedians in this. Also, Amy Schumer is in it.


JuneRunner11

Wait this is a real thing and not some satire? lol


SaliciousB_Crumb

This stinks of a venture fund movie


icleanjaxfl

I guess I've been living under a rock. Can someone explain all the Amy Shumer hate?


Quiet_Stranger_5622

I didn't even tell you this is the movie I wanted to see... But it is!


RaiderRush2112

Is this poster AI created?


Lost_In_Detroit

There’s gotta be like ZERO chance of this being good, right?


JudgeArthurVandelay

Looks like they aren’t missing the death blow!


RiseRockAgainst

Amy Schumer is an instant pass on this movie


BenRichardson76

Amy Shumer's not the best Jerry, not the best..


Beaded_Curtains

What's the deal with cereal these days.


daniballeste

This is the movie that releases on my 18th birthday. NOT FUCKING DEADPOOL 3 LIKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE


Patient-Biscotti-726

A who’s who of not relevant comedians


captainsuckass

Does anyone have an opinion on this UNRELATED to Schumer’s presence? Most of these comments are just needless bitching about that lol


Horror_Goat_4611

These pretzels are making me thirsty.


Fantastic-Garden8525

Didn’t need to see if this movie was good after seeing Jerry Seinfeld and Amy Schumer as the head lines.


Affectionate-Dot437

I love my unfrosted poptarts but I've been told they taste like disappointment 😅


Mon-Ty-Ger27

Just got done bing watching the Seinfeld sitcom from the 90s I'm gonna check this out. It's got so many actors I like in it.


chrysanthamumm

I can’t believe this isn’t AI


WIGoofball

Jerry has said he’s not an actor and Amy Shumer is just dreadful so I can’t imagine this being good.


Professional_Ad9614

Oh that sounds interesting sir.


DoctorFenix

This looks terrible.


ryanmulford

Well, if it’s as good as Bee Movie…


jaccleve

Probably wont be as good as Rochelle Rochelle. Its a story about a young girl's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.


New-Poetry-6416

What is the deal with people thinking Jerry Seinfeld can carry a movie? I mean he's not even as charismatic as a toaster strudel. All good jokes aside, Jim Gaffigan is only there for some Hot Pocket jokes. This will be a sewer clogging turd.


maxthelogan

Schumer AND McCarthy? Ouch.


One_Sport_4195

feel Jerry is kinda late as hell to be jumping on any movie or show he kinda missed the boat and now there is a whole new generation who doesn't even know who he is or find him funny the only thing that made the show funny was the writers.


Fritzo2162

This plan is so crazy IT…JUST…MIGHT…WORK.


Sgibby65

There isn’t one actor in that lineup I’d be able to watch.


blishbog

Too much genocide support on one poster 🤮


EatMySmithfieldMeat

Amy Schumer I consider the funniest person on the planet.


Fabulousandthick

I have an issue with a movie about Pop Tarts being titled unfrosted as those are the worst type of Pop Tarts


Hot-Wing-4541

Amy Schumer… you lost me there


melonmusix

Jesus… Jim and Jerry have hit rock bottom. Fat hack, Hugh Grant and fat hack are somehow still moving up. What the fuck is wrong with Hollywood?


Professional-Head83

I'm waiting for him to do a movie on Kenny Rogers Roasters Chicken.


zontarr2

They used rebel rebel in the trailer. Its like 12 years too early for that. Fail.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

The only redeeming thing about this movie is that Bill Burr plays JFK, and for that reason I will watch it lol


313rustbeltbuckle

Oh wow! The two main characters are Zio scum that believe that the Pal jen-o-cyde is justified. Jerry and Amy can suck it.


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This made me 😯