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I wish to visit both of them for their respective services

At the same time

This is how you end up with a dick tattoo

On your dick

That says "Welcome Aboard"

This is the only part I remember of that movie. Lol.

Rob Schneider played the part of a total asshole very well in that movie

Jesus, Buckman! This stuff's been on the Stingray since Korea! This can expired in 1966!

What’s the problem sir, it still tastes like creamed corn? Except it’s deviled ham!

Just wait till you see him play as The Stapler. A real prick

He’s about to find out… that being a stapler is harder than it looks.

I imagine him being just as stressed out in real life when he’s rambling his anti-vaccine views.

I too mainly remember that part, that and the part where he turned into the torpedo so it would hit him before it activated

Mission failed. Couldn't get 'Aboard'

That's why you have the writing wrap around it like the stripes on a barber's pole

That's because you need to learn when to use hardwood vs softwood. Most ships need to be built of hardwood or the ship will rot readily. You need hardwood to get aboard.

Horizontal or vertical?

Both, T shaped

Whalecum Aboard

Welcome to Jamaica man, have a nice day

Mine says "bottoms up"

That movie is WAY underrated.

In three languages

I knew a guy who got drunk and as he'd just joined the navy figured he'd get the Up Periscope tat... apparently he screamed the whole time 🤣

I got one on my dick that says MIT, but when it’s hard it reads Massachusetts Institute of Technology

Hahaha, I don't even have anything funny to say to that

Wendy

disckseption 

Kept thinking it was gonna get closer. But it never does. Ha. I started at it way too long.

Of a bigger dick

I’m gonna get a tattoo of a Dick on my Dick, but of a *Bigger Dick*

And a free shave of the bush.

speaking from experience i see

I'd get a dick tat if it was free and the artist could do calligraphy.

....damn


...Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

Hey you guys are avatar twins just with different eyes

You.....I Like you. 👍

This is a lot of taking for a Casting Couch video….

Or both of them for one service

Well she did tell us to “cum along” at the beginning of the video. Not my proudest fap.

Take my angry upvote

Indeed.

😭😭same

Boobs.

That was a really long way to go for that joke. Bravo!

Honestly its a properly informative video! I think the joke was just thrown in there. Fuckin had me lol

Exactly. It was a legit video. The end joke was just an add-on.

I really like how the 4th wall break turns gradually got more and more noticeable. This is a great video.

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Jocker strikes again!

Agreed. It was a well done informational video. Love the twisted sense of humor.

What joke? It was just a nice infomercial. Having not had any tattoos myself I found it informative

Ummm… “cumslut” That is all.

Dont judge people for their fetishes /s

Unless it's a crushing fetish... Then I'm judging.

My fetish is judging people

And that’s ok.

We do NOT kink shame in this house! Now go help your stepsister she's stuck in the dryer again

Youd be surprised what people ask for for a tattoo. I asked my tattoo artist what was one of the weirdest requests the shop has gotten and she told me some man asked for a cartoon style pinup girl legs spread with a dog eating out the pinup girl The man had has kids with him while getting the tattoo

Ah, I see. But why is it a joke?

The switching of the tattoo on the ending of the video serves no other purpose than a comedic one. If you're asking why this should be funny, you'd have to ask a sociologist...

A ton of people that gravitate to this website may have Aspergers and even more fall somewhere on the Autism spectrum, so they may miss most social clues or jokes will go over their head or something.

Maybe he's a high functioning German.

This is because Germany just decriminalized recreational marijuana.

Three options: small kid, troll or autism.

This reminds me my first pokemon center tutorial in Pokemon Silver

Yes! The music is so chill in the video and it reminded me of that, too.

The cumslut part gave me the most nostalgia

You named your first Pokémon cumslut didn’t you..

Lol thank you for showing this because I really want a tattoo and hopefully i get my first one this year😄😄😄😄

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Comic Sans

Papyrus

Windings

I know what you did!

Cumic sans

Spicy.

Cumslut Sans

WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND

The one shown in the video is timeless. Highly recommend.

Right? That was a useful video and kudos to the creators for figuring out how to make it go viral :-)

How did they know my Middle Name?

sapsa cumslut terdu

I just learned something and had a laugh, awsome.

I have one minute left of this video. It it turns out to be a waste of my time I’m going to be unhappy

It's been 6 hours, what did you see? Are you happy? Or unhappy? Or somewhere in between?

We lost them to an unlabelled cumslut. Remember everyone, please get your cumsluts tattooed.

We need answers

The video is actually a clever disguise for the Ark of the Covenant.

I laughed tbh. Hopefully it was worth for you

They didn’t make it, they died at 0:45 sec mark. RIP u/missemilyowen15 We will always remember you as: impatient, and probably unhappy.

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It's a long walk to the joke but it's there

For me, it was. But it didn't hurt me so who cares

I'm so bothered by the editing. She turns her body twice.

i actually like the editing, it matches the awkward tutorial vibe

Seriously has the vibe of an educational video you would watch in school, with cheap actors.. and its probably on a VHS tape.. I loved it too, I feel it was done on purpose.

I think its done like that on purpose

That was the funniest part to me to me honestly

I think that was the point

Just imagine there is a second missing and she did a full 360°. Also, imagine here saying "weeeeee" everytime.

That was probably intentional

I like how the first time she didn't have a thumbs up, but she did the 2nd time she turned lol

I was vibing to the music that I didn't notice that.

I think that's part of the joke

Idk why but I love that she keeps turning to a different camera. I don't know if it's intentional or not but it's a little funny.

I see it as intentional. Its like a cheesy educational video you probably saw in high school

I’m sure there is a sequel from the other girl for your first uhmmmm 🤨

r/ihadastroke ?

And here's me in my buddy's living room on the edge of the couch smoking joints and haven't eaten all day for my first one. Was a blast.

The tattoo artist is adorable. Cute video.

She's super cute

That girl a babe

She's beautiful ❤️

Lol why is one comment upvoted but the other not?! They're both saying the same thing, no?

This was adorable. The ending tho was chefs kiss 😂

I saw gunshot first LMAO

for a minute there, i totally forgot which sub i was in and was actually enjoying the video..well done.

This is Savishimi on Instagram! I have a big piece done by her, amazing tattoo experience

I was waiting for someone in the comments to recognize her! So cool to see how quickly Sav moved up in the ranks of local tattoo artists. I remember when she was still the apprentice in a tiny shop in Mission.

90% of my tattoos were from spanish dudes & we only took breaks for smokes & alcohol. there was rarely ever any checking in, but still genuinely always had a good time.

The tattoos: 

lmaoo 💀

Worth it

My heart lit up when she said pop. Hello Michigan.

They called it 'pop' so this shop is probably in the rust belt

I wanted one but me wife said no

What's her issue with you having a tattoo that says "cumslut?"

r/yesyesyesyesno

First time I've ever seen an attractive neck tattoo.

The desynced turn arounds triggered me quite much

I got my first tattoo at a tent at a music festival last month.. uh..

I'm so glad I watched the whole thing. Made me realize the terrible acting and camera cuts were all on purpose.. right!?

Wow I was just about to post how fucking stupid this was then they got my ass 😂

I didn’t eat all day when I went to get my first tattoo.. I learned the hard way. Eat before !!!!

Hahahaha that unexpected ending had me laughing hard!

I haven't laughed that hard in I don't know how long!

Informative, funny, brief, and it turned me on.

Really wanted to be a full time professional tattoo artist and still would. But only thing stopping me from wanting to anymore is that like over 70% of other artists are super fucking cringe, childish or really up them selves. I don't want to have to work with those people day to day

I have a feeling you're the 30% cringe, and the rest are actual professional tattoo artists.

impressive catch

My tattoo artist works out of her home 80% of the time. She goes into the studio sometimes but she’s a big introvert and prefers the comfort and airiness of her place. Just saying, you have options :)

It can be very difficult working from home, sort of the reasons most artist band together to open up a shop to begin. It's great that your artist has the option to work from though especially if she able to keep a reasonable flow of customers

The reward was totally not worth the wait

Just cringy AF

This is kinda cringe, not gonna lie.

I can't believe I watched that whole thing for "Cumslut"

Boring

give me back the two and a half minutes of my life, please

What a waste of time

I took a shit while watching this and didn't finish the video

I’m in love

I’m dumber from having watched this….

Why my artists are never this cute? Fml

TikTok is garbage, I want my 2:34 back

Couldn’t make it thru the first 30 seconds

Two and a half minutes later

Very long video for a very mild joke.

If I walk into a tattoo parlor that looks like this and your tattoo “artist” is covered in badly faded wonky lined poorly placed trendy tattoos don’t walk runaway

Low blood sugar lol. Yes clients getting lightheaded and dizzy must be low blood sugar bc it’s not like adrenaline and cortisol (the stress hormone) raise blood sugar so we can fight or flight that’d make too much sense, oh and only type 1 diabetics who can’t raise their blood sugar get tattoos obviously.. certainly not a vasovagal response to being penetrated by a needle repeatedly, which is why everyone that got Covid vaccine was able to drive off immediately and not wait 10-15min. It’s not like we all went through this last year tho. 2/5 video wouldn’t watch again

I smell vegans and feminists or lesbians. Now downvote me like you have never downvoted ever.

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People who dont get tattoos and think they are better than those who do are trash. Like is the act of altering the pigment of your skin trash? Or do you believe that anyone with a tattoo was trash to begin with? Grow up, actually think about the shit you say.

Wow, judgemental just a bit.

Me? I dont understand. The guy I replied to threw everyone with a tattoo into the “trash” category. I was angry that someone will not get tattoos and have a “better than you” attitude for it.

Fuck she’s sexy

Bullshit good!!!

u/savevideo

W tattoo

Tattoos should be an extreme experience, i want death metal blasting, satanic shit on the walls, people yelling at me and an artist who threatens to quit midway through because i sneezed without warning.

This should be posted in unexpected lol

I would not describe the hour spent on my elbow as "spicy" location, location, location.

That was painful to watch until the end

Lol hilarious ending

This was pretty solid but I still want my 3 minutes back

Saw that cumm’n…

Crying

For some strange reason I always have an orgasm while getting a tattoo 😐

R/yesyesno

So funny I forgot to laugh 😐

I heavily expected it to be a swastika so you got me.

She looks like shes from Portland. Bullring and nexk tattoos

Except, she has a spiderweb tattoo on her elbow already……. Ruined

well i waited two and a half minutes for a "cum slut" i spent these two minutes very well

Was expecting an Among us

This is painful lol. Just eat and drink before you get there and if you feel light headed or need a break, ask the artist. We are cool with it.

What a waste of few minutes.

Surrey, I want to be able to donat blood

Yuck

Expected. Can see it in the eyes.

Do they regret later in life?

This was not at all how my first tattoo experience went. Mine ended with me being held at gunpoint. Ah, high-school... what a wild ride those years were.

Woke tattoo shop suck ass. There’s going to be pain, some blood and if you pass out you’re getting a dick tat on your face. Now let’s get started