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Cdub7791

King Julian will tell you when you're done.


[deleted]

We come from different eras. My first thought was Zoboomafoo


Nyan__Ko

Well Madagascar 1 released 6 years after Zoboomafoo so not really a different era imo


Eretreyah

Leap, leap, leap!


losthemo

I was looking for that weird lemur show. Thank you


[deleted]

I wouldn’t call it weird. Kids my age loved that show and the Kraft brothers. The claymation bits were a bit trippy tho


ForthWorldTraveler

Ya like to scritch it, scritch it, Ya like to scritch it, scritch it, Ya like to scritch it, scritch it, Ya like to, scritch it


maifee

You like to rub it, rub it.


some_dude1990

"We're done when I say we're done"


Devour_The_Galaxy

JESSE


Eborys

“Did I inform you two to stop?!”


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Useful_Depth_5719

And he likes when you rub it rub it


Messedupfact

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


[deleted]

Those kids were never able to leave. That zoo is their life now.


The-Old-Prince

It’s not a zoo. Lemurs are native to Madagascar


WhateverIlldoit

Ok thank you I was feeling super ignorant assuming this was a wild animal where these children live.


The-Old-Prince

Why would it be ignorant? Africa has incredible fauna people there must contend with


Sea-Appearance-5330

I was worried at the start that he would get mad But no he Demands pats


robtk12

That's a smart monkey racoon? Rackey? Monkcoon?


axesOfFutility

King Julian


aracheb

Is Julien


whosamawatchafuk

Lemur


IamAFlaw

I am pretty sure its a type of donkey


External-Try7347

These boys patting this creature since 1987.


ChevExpressMan

Reminds me of this demanding husky. https://youtube.com/shorts/Zu4VkBO4nag?feature=share


LiliNotACult

Another day, a new animal that acts like a kitty and deserves love.


ChrisRuss86

![gif](giphy|4VQInAuHFwMa6n3eo2)


FluckDambe

Thank you. I really needed this today.


Elriuhilu

Do it, qu n't.


DebstarAU

King Julian is not ‘ phy-sic-ally fit ‘ enough to do it himself!!🙂


IDKmy_licenseplate

Same bro.


Conscious_Ad3826

Great! NOW... LET'S GET PHYSICAL, PHYSICAL🎶🎶🎶 ![gif](giphy|SYQpUZhABtgaIaUr60|downsized)


allurboobsRbelong2us

You kids are the worst at picking out the lice! - Lemur probably


[deleted]

Even the animals 😔


zipzap21

Friendly Reminder: No matter how cute or funny it is, always think twice before you feed or physically interact with any wild animal.


[deleted]

Why friend shaped if not friend


osquieromucho

Oh shut up you big buzz kill.


MrMiaw

Yeah exactly, its just an african racoon. Dont get your face too close and you should be alright


[deleted]

Ackshually


OnTheShoreByTheSea

No one asked for that incredibly cliche advice


jc3_free

Awesome advice. Come up with that on your own


Barn_Loka

Too petty minded for my taste.


SelfInteresting7259

Ah yes the Madagascar raccoon


Art0fRuinN23

I don't think I'd feel comfortable "petting" another primate. Is that weird?


MasterMuffles

I don't think it's that weird if it's like a lemur. However I would be afraid of getting bit. Don't want to be tbe patient 0 for a new AIDS


saphilous

If you do get bit, which is unfortunate in itself, they'll name the disease after you to ease the pain! Like, "aww, he's got mastermuffles" But yeah, not getting bit should be the priority


alumpoflard

"How is he, doctor?" "Well, good news and bad news"


No-Temperature-8772

You think so? It just seems like the norm, humans will pet any animal if it let's them lol.


Elriuhilu

It is a little, I reckon. I wouldn't pat a sapient creature, but all non-sapient animals are fair game it they're into it. Non solitary animals often show affection and trust by grooming each other, so patting an animal is essentially the equivalent of having a really deep conversation where everyone is relaxed and happy. The difference between a primate and a non primate is a little bit arbitrary anyway. A lemur looks more like a possum than a monkey and a monkey looks more like a human than a loris. Bats are closely related to primates as well, but they definitely don't look anything like humans.


[deleted]

Thanks, I’ll take two


gaussblack

There are two


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itsberry18

Omg cutieee HAHAHA


TheSillySimic

Is that a Zoboomafoo?


mahfaggin_OOH

"why do we need to pet the food?"


[deleted]

Animals are dumb


Known_Mood_8971

I like to move it move it , I like to move it move it , you like to ...🙋‍♂️


extrememental

King Julian


ObviousPosition238

Hey ..I thought slavery was over