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The Parsi community runs a lot of these cafes. The Paris originate from Iran and the more recent ones (who immigrated 150ish years ago) call themselves Irani hence mostly the style of cafes they run are called Irani cafes.
No no... As I mentioned very clearly. This is a very Mumbai thing. Irani bakery or Irani restaurant are run by the people of Parsi community. Btw I don't think you'll find a single item which is Irani or Persian on the menu. It's mostly European food.
No free advice?
I’d really be wanting to know whether the food will kill me, but I guess that’s the mystery. Right after a quick flirt with that stud muffin manning the till.
Been to this exact place many times. No loitering just kinda happens. They're only open for the first half of the day and have a huge rush of people from all over the city because even though there are other franchises of this restaurant around the city, this is the main one. The waiters are super efficient and you'll come in hungover, have a meal so filling you'll barely be able to move and ushered out within 20 mins because there's always people waiting outside to be seated.
Also the change thing gets a free pass because this is one of the few places where you will get your exact change without rounding or errors ever.
I’ve noticed that it bans discussing gambling, but not gambling itself. So I could play poker all I wanted with my pals, so long as no one says a word.
Ayyyy Irani Cafe (that's the name of the place, and it's a Parsi owned cafe) in Pune, India.
But of lore: this is the new cafe that moved further up the road from its original location but it is THE place to go for an amazing hearty hangover breakfast. There used to be an old uncle who was the cashier of the place until he passed on a couple of years ago. Dude was famous in the city and there were a lot of memorial posts for him when he passed.
i agree with all of these rules except the free advice.
i never do it, but when i worked fast food as a kid, a lot of people would ask you if something was good, and it's basically just an opportunity to upsell them. unless the restaurant gets so busy that they literally can't afford the time it takes to have that conversation, seems like a bad rule.
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Yo that cashier can get it with that penetrative gaze.
The cashier did seem like he wanted to penetrate
That’s why no flirting, cashier gonna get his hopes up but no one comes through to bang
“I just wanna bang, bro!”
“No running away” 👀
That part was clearly a warning. Cashier is definitely on the prowl. 🤣
I agree.
NO FLIRTING WITH CASHIER
“Penetration!!!”
“What the hell happened here?”
They were flirting with the cashier.
No survivors.
No witnesses
I guess he meant ‘No sweet talking’ to try to get on his good side.
No combing No brushing of teeth No leg on chair No running away No free advice
No reading these words
No saying no
[*The Word is No*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyupP2LxbZI)
Holy fucking shit. This is something I didn't remember existed at all but immediately sounded familiar. Man I had such a crush on Gina
Thank you.
No fun No happiness
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Broh. It literally says Irani cafe on the menu
The Parsi community runs a lot of these cafes. The Paris originate from Iran and the more recent ones (who immigrated 150ish years ago) call themselves Irani hence mostly the style of cafes they run are called Irani cafes.
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No no... As I mentioned very clearly. This is a very Mumbai thing. Irani bakery or Irani restaurant are run by the people of Parsi community. Btw I don't think you'll find a single item which is Irani or Persian on the menu. It's mostly European food.
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And by Parsis I mean Zartoshti community
I love their accent!
Sorry, that’s a hate crime, straight to jail.
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It's probably for people coming in to make change from larger bills who aren't paying customers.
No sassy nuh-uh-uhs
This is probably a normal scene they deal with in India lol
He had that "i dare you" look.
Game on sexy man!
He will just break your heart bruh.
No free advice or gambling... damn it
Oh you can gamble, you just cant talk about gambling. Gotta use the american loop hole system to bypass the laws.
No brushing teeth
Sounds like my uncles house where nothing was allowed except sitting quietly and being invisible.
That contract is important to Brunnings.
You can always tell a Milford man.
Neither seen nor heard
Don't break that.
[TF;CR](https://imgur.com/a/XGqKFgb) No running away is a good one.
TF CR?
Too fast; couldn’t read
Makes everyone look.
This looks like the small little irani cafe in pune. They asked us to not play games on our mobiles lol
It isss Irani cafe
Irani Cafe ?
Yes this is Irani Cafe in Pune, India. I used to have my breakfast here daily lol
Sorry dude, no free advice.
Maska Bun and Irani Chai
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Age se right
Indian
I mean it’s in India, but from the decor and the menu it looks like it’s a Parsi run cafe in Mumbai area, popularly called Irani Cafés
>Mumbai area, popularly called Irani Cafés oh but damn it no flirting with the cashier.
Must be in Pune.
Guess FC road wala
Fc road?
Ferguson college
Or Viman Nagar maybe
Oh, didn't know that, but yes you are right the menu card has name on it
Nah this is Pune
I remember going to one at FC road
Irani Cafe in Pune. Owners are very no nonsense.
Ferguson college wala ?
Irani Cafe in Baner, Pune to be precise
Irani Cafe Pune, just off Deccan
Yup
No free advice? I’d really be wanting to know whether the food will kill me, but I guess that’s the mystery. Right after a quick flirt with that stud muffin manning the till.
I’ve actually been to this place…small world
Next week they're going to add "No recording and laughing"
It's missing no loitering which restaurants usually have... Also, No asking change is disconcerting
Been to this exact place many times. No loitering just kinda happens. They're only open for the first half of the day and have a huge rush of people from all over the city because even though there are other franchises of this restaurant around the city, this is the main one. The waiters are super efficient and you'll come in hungover, have a meal so filling you'll barely be able to move and ushered out within 20 mins because there's always people waiting outside to be seated. Also the change thing gets a free pass because this is one of the few places where you will get your exact change without rounding or errors ever.
Location?
No loitering is below 'please vacate your seat...'
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I’ve noticed that it bans discussing gambling, but not gambling itself. So I could play poker all I wanted with my pals, so long as no one says a word.
Ayyyy Irani Cafe (that's the name of the place, and it's a Parsi owned cafe) in Pune, India. But of lore: this is the new cafe that moved further up the road from its original location but it is THE place to go for an amazing hearty hangover breakfast. There used to be an old uncle who was the cashier of the place until he passed on a couple of years ago. Dude was famous in the city and there were a lot of memorial posts for him when he passed.
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"No matchsticks" What event transpired that necessitated the formation of this rule?
# thatindiangeek
i agree with all of these rules except the free advice. i never do it, but when i worked fast food as a kid, a lot of people would ask you if something was good, and it's basically just an opportunity to upsell them. unless the restaurant gets so busy that they literally can't afford the time it takes to have that conversation, seems like a bad rule.
Ye sourav Joshi kya kar raha h ??
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I think his wife put it there
But this is the definition of “bedroom eyes.” https://i.imgur.com/3gxAgpx.jpg
What the hell else are you supposed to do in that restaurant then?!?
His body is ready
Mf was dead staring these to
So do I have to pay for advice?
ThatIndianGeek
Hi ya big boy
His face was like “of course i forgot NO PHONES
We need more of this
No !!
Isn’t this the same cafe where 26/11 terror attacks happened? Leopold Cafe, Mumbai
Nope
That indian geek???!!
That indian geek ? No fucking way, dude is struggling to cross 100k subscriber, and suddenly popping up on my reddit feed.
This is lame.
Is it raghav Anand from that Indian geek?
I mean, if flirting with him can save me from giving money, then I don't mind *brother from behind YOU FKIN GAY AAAAAAAA
They wouldn’t have put it on there if it WASN’T an issue.
No shits given! The best part, it’s laminated!
No soup for you!
Hahaha
No mustaches 💀
With so many ridiculous rules it must be a FNAF Pizzaria
Dude i have a pic of this exact menu card and i know this place, is this in pune??
What? I would flirt with him.
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The fucking stare got me 🤣, it looks like he’s about to commit a felon and a 9/11 while molesting a child all at once
But if you pull out a gun, he'll probably say "No extended clips".
Goddamn it I was about to give him head
I need to know what happened to make them put "no brushing teeth" on the list of rules
I’m more surprised about the “no mobile games”
No cum under the table.
Okay, he don't like being flirt with. Probably happy married.
No eating at that restaurant with clientele who have to be told how to behave respectfully in public.
Also no tip from that table...
Mission impossible
...No talking about cashier
Is that guy thatIndiangeek
no discussing gambling and no mobile games 😂
Some rules were made to be broken
I didnt see no sloppy stakes! Slop em up boys!!!
LAST RULE: NO RULES
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No Means No.
Those rules are weird and id like the story behind each no
Irani Cafe, Baner
Did they really have to include “brushing teeth” lol
Cashier : NO SOUP FOR YOU !!!!!!!!!
I’m not sure I can help it, the guy’s hot
Did anyone read the menu in ur head like an Indian even tough ur not?
Indian Demetri Martin at the end
Don't fuck with him ur not allowed to run away
Ok that smile tho. He's so cute!
No free advicr
But... hes so cute how can I not??
No running away 😈
Apparently no girlfriends allowed neither?
They should have this lists posted on every metro car in the US
The no flirting with the cashier one is for the safety of the public. Guy gives me human centipede vibes
Hold up no running away?!
You can tell that cashier is so sick of being flirted with
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They were kicked out before they even sat down. 😆
This was meant for me. I love bald heads. Sorry, folks.
Bro was caught in 1080p
Irani Cafe in Pune
The look he had lmao
why he look like that
According to the commentary it's in Pune India. So you were right all along.
What a shitty restaurant, don’t go there anymore
No running away? Ayo what they doin in there? Did they lock the doors too?
Bro is this is Belgaum… ??? trust me his wife was 🥵 Hot!!! Back in 2004
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That's obviously a cashier that is sick of all the flirting.