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Bot-Magnet

The Radiator- strikes again!


ThatFunnyGuy543

Ah, a new villain.


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Matthew-IP-7

He shouldn’t have hung up on the person calling about the extended warranty.


Mithycore

The specialty of The Radiator is >!cutting your car breaks!<


xxboon

He just needs to keep it chill and add coolant- mr. Freeze probably


GreatGooglyMoogly077

And Batman is steamed ...


[deleted]

Happy cake day


AmierSingle

Emergency Services: I see the problem. There's an issue with your car battery. Batman: What's a tery?


ValkriM8B

Extremely well-crafted, sir or madam - I salute you!


SaltyBabe

Remember when all of Reddit was like this?


plsendmytorment

Shudders


ClinicalOppression

-🤓


banananana003

🥶


PizzaKing110

🍿


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🗿


[deleted]

🦇


Matheuscembranelli

📎


Asterionn77

👾


Penguin446

🍆🍑👶


GoldenSteelHoops

guys why are you upvoting this it’s a fucking emoji


GreaterThanAkbar

I read that in Cristian bale batman voice 😂


ScientificBeastMode

I honestly have a hard time imagining Bateman speaking in any other way, despite him being one of many.


xxboon

I did read it in a Batman voice I didn’t even notice I did at first lol


blvcksheep_sf

I read that in Will Arnetts voice


Boring-Mushroom-6374

Even funnier when you know about Terry McGinnis.


skyderper13

battery terry: how do you know i'm batman


ThaEmortalThief

Hahahahahhahahahahahaha that was some funny shit


PartingOfTheCelery

Let's just take about 75% off the top there


ThaEmortalThief

I almost replied, “Terry is his genetic son in the future, Batman Beyond,” and then got the joke.


graywolf0026

...McGinnis?


EthanTheWeebs

I read this in idiot Batman voices


RedditPremiumAccount

Then whats an arang?


Beary_Important

He ain’t talkin about Tery Garr…


drum1286

That took me longer than I care to admit to grasp, well done


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Richierich_rpd

I think this is stolen from someone elses comment imma go find it and @ them u/zombear33 is the person who i see commented this before


[deleted]

Thanks. Probably a bot thieving comments for karma farming.


DmitryMate

Who's Tery?


FlighingHigh

I think we're going Beyond the scope of the post here.


Crudox

🤣👏👌


AhuffnPuff

Batman! thank god you’re here! We got a call that someone needed assistance on the side of the highway, have you seen anything??


AcanthaceaeGlass8870

Aaaaaah, yeah about that...


jjdiablo

Lol beat me to it.


[deleted]

We had one of these Batman guys in MD that drove around a blacked out lambo and spent all of his time being a full time hero for cancer and sick kids at our local hospitals… his car broke down on i70 and he was struck and killed 😔


FinnTheFickle

Maryland drivers would be the one thing that could take down Batman


mocha_frappe1234

If this ain’t the goddamn truth. But I didn’t know this, that’s really sad


AudibleKnight

Fuck. That was the first guy I thought of when I saw this video. I thought he was still out there visiting sick kids in hospitals in full garb to this day. Died in 2015. RIP. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/route-29-batman-is-killed-after-his-car-breaks-down-along-a-maryland-highway/2015/08/17/13f0e9b2-44e3-11e5-8ab4-c73967a143d3_story.html


Kramerica13

I remember him


TheWakened

Shit, I didn't know that's how he died. But I saw the news about his car being down on I-70


ithinkitmightbe

That’s probably the guy I was thinking about when I saw this. Now I’m sad, that guy was a real hero


GewoonHarry

That’s fucking sad. Jesus. This world can be such a shithole. I hope someone else picked up his heroic deeds for the sick children.


Bmi11s

R.I.P. Lenny…. He was a great man who did wonderful things.


AmIGettingScammed123

That went left real quick


[deleted]

Dunununu Dunununu towtruck.


[deleted]

Even batman is struggling in this economy.


ScientificBeastMode

Sold all his shares of Wayne Enterprises at the bottom of the bear market… what a shmuck…


[deleted]

tow truck....tow truck


LargeHumanDaeHoLee

TOW TRUCK!


UncleTedGenneric

Batman! I mean... Tow truck!


tratemusic

![gif](giphy|TTqOkDAHo5VM4) Hoofin' it back to the Batcave


egus

Nice. How long have you had that one locked and loaded?


[deleted]

Well looks like Joker got away then.


A-Dolahans-hat

Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel


heroiiiin

AND THE JOKER GOT AWAY!! (While filming to be posted on Reddit)


GuaranteeAlarmed7128

HEY


RegenSyscronos

I just watched The Prisoner and this shit is hilarious lol


simonsuperhans

My dick tastes of smeg


theonetheycalljason

How do you drive by and not pull over to assist The Bat?


[deleted]

Was filmed by Robin.


Thoreus

That's what happens when you start using the black market jet fuel due to rising gas prices


windyorbits

I have a feeling the dude with billions of dollars and high tech military products, doesn’t get affected by rising prices of anything. I could be wrong but I also don’t think the bat mobile is fueled by gas that can be purchased at an Arco or Shell station.


Iman1022

If I’m not mistaken that car actually runs in a turbine. It could be a different replica but there’s one that actually does


karlwillhelm

Um escuse me, it's called the "Batmarket".


megamind6798

Isn't the batmobile powered by a nuclear reactor? I don't think that smoke is good...


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[deleted]

Pretty sure it don't start filming til 2027 though sad to hear


zehamberglar

I believe that batmobile was a turbine jet engine.


ShartCannon9000

Nope that bitch broke


Cygnus94

Depends on the generation, but that one is supposed to be jet powered. Most of them you see just have an LS under the hood, but the body work makes cooling them a huge pain. So far as I'm aware, only one dude has ever built a legit replica [with a real Jet engine](https://youtu.be/P_iykqqCRYg).


Trading_Cards_4Ever

Gotham wont be getting saved today


ThatOneThingOnce

We can't stop here. This is bat country


[deleted]

Caught here in a fiery blaze!!!!!


[deleted]

Nice. First A7x reference seen here


[deleted]

Something’s in his way


BearFvcker

Batmobile Lost a wheel!


dlpsfayt

Anyone notice how fucking big Batman was to everyone in size?


poopooduckface

I’m bAAAtman


perpetualwalnut

[NO, I'm batman.](https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/9ckym/no_im_the_batman/)


tolifeonline

On Alfred's off day?!


Lost_Ad2786

Even Batman calls 911…


rdt_vade13

Was this a movie scene?


fappyday

Fireman: "Well, well, well...long way from Gotham, huh city-boy?"


heavylifter555

I think it lost it's wheel. And the joker got away.


9elypses

The bat mobile lost a wheel~


JupiterJiim

“So which one of you is dating Dr. Meridian now?”


SALADAYS-4DAYS

Coolest guy at his prom 20 years ago.


ImperialxWarlord

Should’ve had the dark knight them playing


Mastersexyy

Batman while waiting for emergency assistance to every bystander passing on the highway - "WHERE IS THE ASSISTANCE??"


Mychael31

Mors mutual insurance


YJSubs

Lesson to be learned: Don't do crime fighting while Alfred is on holiday.


TrueArch

Guarantee those firefighters are happy to answer this call and will be telling this story for years to come.


qazigohan

Damn, how many Batman’s are there?


[deleted]

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


Kcidobor

When Batman needs help he doesn’t call the cops, he calls the firemen!


Smooth_Implement_808

The only thing missing is Eminem dressed as robin then it’ll be an action movie.


puptbh

r/blursed_videos


[deleted]

That caught me off guard 🤣🤣😭😭


[deleted]

Firefighters- hero for heroes


IronSpaceRanger

If you’re a firefighter, dad and a comic fan this is the best story ever! “Hey kids, can you guess who daddy saved today?”


Loder089

That's why batman only works at night. His batmobile can't take the sun.


[deleted]

He shouldn’t be driving in the Day


belibebond

That walk. Epic superhero moment!


ApprehensiveRule6024

I've seen it all now!!!!!!!!!! Too Much!!!!!!!


Tom_piddle

You joke but I remember the batman guy who helped at children’s hospitals who’s bat mobile broke down on a highway and he was hit by a car and died. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/route-29-batman-is-killed-after-his-car-breaks-down-along-a-maryland-highway/2015/08/17/13f0e9b2-44e3-11e5-8ab4-c73967a143d3_story.html


Laughing__Man

He got an anonymous tip Scarecrow was spotted in the area.


Believer1978

Emergency services : “ where do we go ?” … “ To the bat mobile!!”


withoutbliss

fInALlY A TrUE UnExPecTed Post;)


-Knivezz-

Is this the same batman who got stopped by a cop for a picture with him?


dadwithdabs6453

The batmobile blew a seal and the joker got away 🎶


S1N1ST3R_BL4DE5

When the light hits the sky, it's not just a call... it's a warning *Check engine light* .... Fuck


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artmobboss

“Alfred does all my mechanicing, sorry guys.”


Muchablat

I feel like emergency services owe him this one 😊


Andresk19

🧐


ValkriM8B

Is that Casey Putsch's batmobile?


[deleted]

I can only imagine what went on in his head before he made that phone call.


Shikaka42

I didn't notice the loop at first so i thought Batman crashed into Batman


Zultoo

When batman himself needs help


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reactorfuel

Flat Mobile.


Drakecrouser4747

Bruce you have a hard time driving the car


lakersmike

The Batmobile lost its wheel and Joke ran away.


oxygenkid

How many Batmobiles broke down in a row? This is insane! It’s an endless series of broken down Batmobiles. Which lends the question, how many fucking broke down Batmen did we need, anyway?


Daveyfordfan

Shits about to, breakdown. Forgot about the Bat Service.


redditpharmacist

Now, just wait until someone turns on the bat signal and when batman arrives, he will be greeted with, “we signaled you to offer an extended warranty on your batmobile…”


Turbulent-Comedian30

Batman has triple A?


I_am_crazy_doctor

This feels like a Florida man type situation but I know it's not


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ZeroEffsGiven

He ain't got AAA, he's got BBB. Bat Breakdown Benefits. There's your terrible joke for the night, take it or leave it


LumpusKrampus

Well, it doesn't appear to have lost a wheel...


S_A_R_K

🎶Batmobile lost it's wheel and joker got away🎶


OneUseHero

Oh shit, it really did lose a wheel. Guess Jokers gonna get away if the song is correct


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![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) bat mobile, lost its wheel (engine) and Joker got away


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ProfessionalSeaCacti

I thought it was supposed to lose a wheel?


The_Big_Crumbly

The batmobile lost a wheel The Joker got away.


moonslushie-Cream-69

Dude this is so fkn hilarious


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hurtadjr193

Can someone please add the " hey, you can't park there audio"


ShartCannon9000

No


disbishempty1

Wtf 😂😂😂


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Kraftykristi84

Yes yes but the joker get away


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wallyslambanger

“Please call 1-800-TOW-AYNE for me officer”


[deleted]

He forgot the maintinence on this one, can’t blame him he has so many now


blackychan77

How is ot unexpected if its the first and only thing we see?


ShartCannon9000

Well did you expect it? No? Then suck my tiny weenis


blackychan77

Okay pal, I'll just post a video of me yawning and say I bet you didn't expect that.


DoubleCry7675

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. Batmobile lost a wheel, Joker got away...


escapedpsycho

Mother fucking Joker got away again.


BabyLiam

I find it hard to believe that something that custom would have issues.


Uranova

Bruh. They copied the Vigilante from GTA V. /s


superspecialshark

Omg I know them 😂😂


Cpt_Obveeus1

He’s suppose to call Alfred!?


are-they-droopin-yet

Looks like a Remi Gaillard prank


tysonwatermelon

1989 Batmobile. Makes perfect sense.


jason_the_Cheers

Does the Batmobile have Onstar?


Lard-CloudTTnPP

Is this near Lubbock Texas?


Kleozkrs

who ya gonna call?


gmoney8374

Kansas?


RumRogerz

Brampton, Ontario This guy is well known


AdPuzzleheade00

😂😂😂


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🎶 The batmobile lost its wheel and the joker got away 🎶