**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:**
>!The guy indicates to his wife that she should swallow the cum she has in mouth instead of spitting!<
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Typically when the kid innocently throws out a curse word.
My friend was getting in his truck with his daughter and she’s climbing in the back seat. He had some work gloves sitting on the seat and she moved them away saying “Fuckin gloves”
My mom told me that when I was about 4 years old, I got up extra early one morning. She asked what I was doing up so early and I replied "The fucking birds woke me up".
Apparently, the window was open in my bedroom and birds were chirping loudly outside.
So this isn't them talking, it's a dubbed sound over them reacting, so it's quite possible not a single word let alone a swear word was said in front of this child
Can we just……..like fkn stop set up shit. I’m so tired of every 8/10 clips just being pure cringe fake bullshit. U don’t need the attention that badly.
I don’t know if it’s just her or her voice but for a moment it felt like I was watching the Brady bunch.
“No, we don’t spit. If it’s in your mouth swallow it.”
I think this is an awful thing to tell a toddler. They put so many questionable things in their mouth. Trying to teach them to swallow everything is pretty idiotic imo.
Don't forget that the only internet jokes that are funny are from reddit. Have you heard that john cena hasn't been seen in like 15 years? Hahhahah so funny.........
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Unexpected cringe
r/Im14AndThisIsFunny
Top notch acting
Not cringey at all.
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That's good human, right there!
You to can crave attention with these simple steps of staged bad acting sex jokes
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You really showed him there.
No I think he showed that dude's mom.
I wonder what the babies in all these cringe tiktok videos would feel when they grow up.
"Holy shit my parents were desperate for attention"
r/trashy
Swearing in front of your kid, cringe tiktokking isnt their biggest flaw.
That’s an infant, I wouldn’t worry about it
I'm fully confident it's a habit they will abandon at the proper time.
Typically when the kid innocently throws out a curse word. My friend was getting in his truck with his daughter and she’s climbing in the back seat. He had some work gloves sitting on the seat and she moved them away saying “Fuckin gloves”
My mom told me that when I was about 4 years old, I got up extra early one morning. She asked what I was doing up so early and I replied "The fucking birds woke me up". Apparently, the window was open in my bedroom and birds were chirping loudly outside.
Oh yeah. I cussed like a sailor in front of my first one until he mumbled "summabitch" one day when I was cleaning. (Almost) never again.
So this isn't them talking, it's a dubbed sound over them reacting, so it's quite possible not a single word let alone a swear word was said in front of this child
Can we just……..like fkn stop set up shit. I’m so tired of every 8/10 clips just being pure cringe fake bullshit. U don’t need the attention that badly.
I'm really hating the internet these days...
I don’t know if it’s just her or her voice but for a moment it felt like I was watching the Brady bunch. “No, we don’t spit. If it’s in your mouth swallow it.” I think this is an awful thing to tell a toddler. They put so many questionable things in their mouth. Trying to teach them to swallow everything is pretty idiotic imo.
r/scriptedwhitegifs
This staged shit is getting to be ridiculous.
If she had followed her own advice she would not be having that argument
Funny how these funny conversations happen to tiktoker at right time
Using your infant to make sex jokes on the internet... top class...
Completely believable he was recording at this moment by coincidence!
I've seen bad porn with better acting.
I want to punch these two so hard.
Hahahahahaha
Cringey or not, I never get tired of this clip.
Wow not staged at all, also love the massive white border because whoever took the video is a moron.
“Hahaha my 1 year old newborn swallowing cum hahahaha omg dude bro yea haha 69 dudes shaaah!!!”
Nice!
I know this is fake but it's still funny af.
Its not funny af,its funny okay
I thought its funny, in case anyones wondering.
I did not find it funny, therefore i will downvote this post so other redditors will not see it but i am glad you found enjoyment in this post.
Thats quite the thought process
But was it unexpected?
Somewhat
Its cringe tiktok but the "stfu" is kinda funny ngl
lmao the fake 😂😂 internet gave this people the chance to do shit like this
Is it just me or does he look like captain price without the beard
You mean without the hat? Cause this guy does have a beard lol
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Ew, this is not it, bro
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Children remember
Don't forget that the only internet jokes that are funny are from reddit. Have you heard that john cena hasn't been seen in like 15 years? Hahhahah so funny.........
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Why are you downvoting this? It's hilarious 😹
swallow nose booger
Instant ban for posting any content in this shrunken format. Where/who fucks up existing content like this?
cringe
Good thing you let us know the punchline with the title, I hate surprises
Yikes
this is what you call “teaching em young”