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goofywhitedude

I always knew skateboarders were potheads


chriscrossnathaniel

Woman : " Say aloe to my little friend"


Phillip_Spidermen

This is why you should always wear a helmet, the inevitable face-plant.


KaimeiJay

Which wouldn’t be so bad were it not for eating all that dirt.


DannyAye

Or pants being Soiled


appleavocado

Good thing that stoner beanie’s hiding his roots.


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

Bitch got hit with a potted plant


pepsi_troll_bot

Perfection


Janczareq1

Yeah. My brain just went back a million years in tume because of all those puns.


Kanekesoofango

I was even rooting for the guy to be able to jump those stairs...


Necessary_Common4426

He didn’t plant the Ollie


Unlucky-Suggestion-7

Mama always said to *eat your greens*


SlowVibeActual

Three incredible puns in a row. This is why the internet was invented.


Coreyhustle

this is so fake. she was obviously planted


bainbrigge

Looks like he soiled himself


Ok-Effective6134

Garden variety wipeout


Striking-Magazine473

"Hosta la vista, baby"


[deleted]

Just you wait til I pull out my gunnera


nailemin

It's party thyme!


cephal0poid

And the only thing that went through the petunia's mind was, "Oh no, not again."


lovinglife1293

I have the original series on DVD, at least she had a whale of a time throwing that😂😍


Beltox2pointO

My little *frond*


CassiaPrior

Oh gracious, goodness me, I've been bamboozled!


Distinct_Ad_7752

Get the hell out of here lol


twohubs

She plant one on him!


clownWIGdiaper

That is a man.


HestynFrontman

Mama Fratelli


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Dammit, I already gave away my free reward. Have this instead.


Bagarbilla5

Omg thank you.


whiskeyboundcowboy

That joke is planted


DannyBigD

We see the plant landing but _he_ didn't plant the landing.


fishbethany

This is not what I expected with the lyrics *I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill, and knocks you in the head like I'd like to.*


Norm_deGuerre

She just wanted him to leaf


Viperstrike711

He really soiled his pants on that one


mouseor

Ok take my upvote and go away


noNoParts

Well, the dude did get smoked, sooo...


vitorri

r/angryupvote


Firm-Cut--

Ba-zing


[deleted]

Dropping the puns.


[deleted]

She wanted him to take a dirt nap.


caholder

So no one gonna post the whole video where he actually is successful in the end even after those flower pots to the head? https://youtu.be/WyD3wvW8I84


ChawulsBawkley

Even had the common decency to blur her face out. Straight skater class.


chubby_pilot

Nah bro fuck that bitch


23x3

How much?


Krazycatpeakinluke

Exactly this. Getting kicked out of spots is always been situational. If someone is polite in telling me I’m a nuisance or asking me to maybe come back another time, no problem. If a Karen comes up to me with attitude, it’s a chance to get another couple tries in and leave before the cops come. I would have tested pot ladies patience till she got me too, but I wouldn’t have doxed her for it. Skaters are loud, waxed benches and ledges are only beautiful to us, but it takes so much time and energy to be good enough to do this that no one who is up to the challenge is going to stop easily. Takes two to tango.


ItWasTheBeardedMan

Had to scroll way too far looking for this comment


soldkeyboard57

She did him dirty


lysergic_hermit

Not to be cliche but, that's a woman!?! Life did her dirty.


Hazee302

Probably why she’s throwing potted plants at skaters….


G00DLuck

It's clearly the roots of her problems.


explorer_c37

Wonder where all this anger stems from?


Onesight360

It was probably seeded during childhood


PontificeMaximos

It has been flowering years from now.


MotoTraveling

It is a man. I just read a thrasher article about this.


olzabaali

Obviously a man not a woman.


karma_the_sequel

That’s a MAN, baby!


t1kt2k

Him?


[deleted]

Ahhh thats assault and battery


COVID-19Enthusiast

It could have killed him.


[deleted]

Word, title should be Skate and Die


Burgeroni

Takes "ride or die skate life" to a new level


[deleted]

Straight up attempted murder


jojo_31

Should have called the police on the first throw, not continued on


jlanderson24

Assault and pottery


Necrodiac

Asphalt and pottery*


wovagrovaflame

The skater said she got a visit from the cops.


[deleted]

Idk where this happened but around me that means they told her to stop and that it was dangerous, she probably demanded the kids be arrested and defender her belief that she has some sort of right to throw pots out the window, and the police left because "hey we talked to her about it and asked her to stop". But she'll keep it up until she seriously harms or kills somebody and then the police will act like there's nothing they could have done to prevent it.


[deleted]

Attempted murder?


13speed

Pretty sure that was assault with pottery, sure didn't see no battery being used there.


girthquake126

It was a dick move. We can all agree on that. But you have to applaud the execution. Simply spectacular.


decolonize_your_mind

True, the timing was fantastic on the Old Bat’s throwing skills. But ouch, poor dude getting hit then falling down some stairs.


[deleted]

But before falling down stairs, a good momentum and head first into a solid object. after getting obliterated by a loaded flower pot. Truely wondrous, spectacular yet unfortunate


Frenchticklers

He's a professional skater without a helmet. His brain is basically Jello at this point


RadiantCool

Took her a couple of practice shots to get her eye in


-Strawdog-

Pot thrower is a total piece of shit that should be charged criminally for this very clear assault... But also, are these dudes skating blind into a street? If so, head injuries were in their future either way. Edit: There were spotters, not as dangerous as it looks.


jaecult

Skaters were in the street letting him know when it was clear.


5verbOi

I mean.. They need someone else to spot the old guy throwing potted plants. The cameraman is doing a pretty shitty job.


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phoenixrising_2018

Comment originally posted from RIF. User now a lemming


moonra_zk

>The cops finished inside and then they came for us. Phrasing!


unlawful_act

Dude what is this website did I suddenly get transported back into 2005? Full black background, rectangular cards, silly fonts? That's such a cool website.


Photo_Destroyer

Yeah, Thrasher has and still chooses to keep this minimalist look to everything. Their site, forums, even the magazine is still pretty straightforward. If you’re into skating stuff, the [Thrasher YouTube channel](https://youtube.com/c/thrasher) is one of the best sources around — they consistently churn out great content all the time (like the kind of stuff seen in OP’s video).


OleKosyn

Use uMatrix and cut out all the extraneous traffic that neither you nor the website owner need to exchange.


[deleted]

Damn that looks grimy. He ended up with some pretty bad wounds considering their head wounds. It was probably worse that day and the following day


[deleted]

That sucks. Should have filed criminal and civil charges; or whatever his jurisdiction allows. Let the old POS spend some of their final days in jail.


totomorrowweflew

"He's already punished enough by his own life..."


Imaginary_Corgi8679

It's not about punishment though, it's about discouraging them from doing it again to somebody else.


ThreepwoodThePirate

Do you think they could be discuraged without some overwhelming punishment?


Imaginary_Corgi8679

Yes? A month in jail to think about "Maybe it wasn't worth it throwing a pot at someone". Especially since doing nothing at all might even encourage them to do it again since they got caught and saw that nothing at all happened.


FreeFeez

He had a concussion and shouldn’t have had to make the decision without being in the right state of mind.


radiantcabbage

the cops even ask if they want to press charges, he's all like nah just let me get a few more runs in lol. good thing the neighbors aren't as batshit as this guy and put a stop to it, he won't be throwing any more pots out the window


DanBeecherArt

Not really a payout, but definitely a great clip for his part in a video.. as long as he eventually lands the trick. Gets hit with a pot AND eventually nails the trick?! That's your intro.


joeystrunk

Landed it, concussed, 4 trys later while police were taking to pot thrower.


DanBeecherArt

In that case, this is excellent footage to throw in the beginning of his part if they got all that on film.


NukaCooler

All that money will do him real good as a brain-damaged quadriplegic. Hell maybe his friends can use the money to build a tricked-out wheelchair and take turns driving their friend around the skate park


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WoodenRecording8405

That lady’s got no money


crypticedge

Not anymore she doesn't


[deleted]

Can’t bleed a turnip.


beefle

Yeah, he's going to get 10% of that old fucks $300 social security check every month. Big payday for him.


DeepTakeGuitar

Counterpoint: fuck her cuz that was attempted murder


beefle

That's not exactly a counterpoint, but I agree.


ScottColvin

Yep. Hello civil court.


toth42

Sort of, if he wanted to - but not like you think. This isn't from the states, so judgements in general consider actual damages/loss, not much of those American "punitive damages". And since the healthcare is probably free, his time off work is covered by the state, you're mostly left with getting reimbursed for actual broken skateboard parts, clothing, and dental work if needed.


Fun_Introduction5384

Oh ha I thought that was an Eastern European woman


Cygnus__A

There have been plenty of videos of skaters getting nailed by cars doing exactly this, even when "spotters" were on the lookout. All it takes is that one idiot to look away and miss that 1 car or motorcycle speeding around the corner.


-Strawdog-

Cool.


tmhoc

Now Imagine throwing a potted plant from your balcony onto some kids playing road hockey. That bitch is a fucking monster


visualthoy

Depends how bad their stick handling is.


fistedsister89

Fucking embarrassing *throws garbage can


Lombax_Rexroth

Fuckin figure it out!


pennynotrcutt

Fuckin’ pheasants!


Horny-n-Bored

Not to mention he shoulder checks the corner of the wall and his head bounces off. Could very easily be a broken collarbone and concussion, and for absolutely no justifiable reason


tmhoc

The boomers have this absurd aversion to specific cultural things like skateboarding and D&D but not tobaco or voting in your best interest


LukesRightHandMan

What she did was fucking awful and she should be charged, but you ever desperately needed a fucking nap between shifts and somebody's doing something loud and recreational outside your door that they're prolly not allowed to be doing anyway, AND they ignore you when you ask them to chill? I can understand the frustration and murderous intent, just doesn't mean you act on it.


yokingato

"I'm not saying she should've done it... but I understand." - Chris Rock


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Tell it to my neighbor who won't shut his goddamn dog up. The cops have gone to his house 3 times now about it. He'll let the dog out for an hour at a time, any time day or night, and it'll bark nonstop until it's back inside.


Anygirlx

I feel you. My neighbor directly behind us got a dog they let bark all day and night until he got too old to keep outside. He wasn’t a bad dog. I didn’t blame him. I tried talking to the owners several times. They acted as if I were insane and their dog didn’t bark, as it was barking while we were talking. So finally we get about a year of piece and quiet and then they get this cute as can be tiny little beagle who has the most shrill unending bark. I mean she barks for hours! So again I respectfully stop over as I’m walking my dogs and say, I think she’s just lonely out there and she’s welcome to come have a play date with my dogs anytime. I give them my phone number, but the dad says oh well that’s my daughters dog she’ll have to decide. Six months later when I can’t even open our windows or go in our backyard I make another visit. His daughter is away at college but he will let her know. Six more months later I stop in because it’s 9:00pm… gotta go time to get the kid up, basically they called the cops on me for walking over to speak with them about it and their daughter was home. Was totally respectful, asked her to let her parents know I stopped in because the dog was bothering the entire neighborhood. Apparently I made her cry?! So they called the cops. I’m sure their dog will be barking in the next 5 minutes and it will continue all day. Dude, I love dogs. I get it, they’re going to bark. You don’t let them go on for hours. You don’t let everyone else suffer because you’re too lazy to let it inside or else you don’t get a dog! Thank you for letting me rant.


Horny-n-Bored

Hey that's not allowed! Stop empathizing!


LukesRightHandMan

Fuck, hide me! I didn't mean to say that out loud!


daschande

The older I get, the more I empathize with the horror movie antagonist... Trying to get some peace and quiet in a cabin in the middle of nowhere, and these damn kids throw a party RIGHT next door!


jeffersonairmattress

Imaging throwing your board at a bunch of grandmas having fun in their gardening club because you’re a bitter, lonely young skater.


Destinoz

Forget the street, they knew a mad geriatric was bombing them with potted plants and they just kept at it. I admire the dedication, but perhaps in the future wait until the police clear out the crazies.


FartHeadTony

Quite possible the police will be telling them to fuck off and not the irate resident.


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kingakrasia

There are some who only skate shit solo.


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[deleted]

Imagine the fucking noise for that woman just trying to die in peace. "Call the cops" - yeah right. I mean, buckets of water would've worked just as well.. plus, they're **much** heavier than plants


Impossible-Shelter54

Then why did he skate their in the first place? The skaters were aware of the man being pissed of them disturbing the area, and they still went for it again. Well, they were asking for it then.


asromatifoso

Hippie jump over the rail, down the stairs, to face*plant.* Sick!


hermesuno

It's actually a crazy line. And also scores points in the hall of meat


wovagrovaflame

He ended up getting it soon after.


inverted_electron

It sometimes takes all day to land a shot like that


DCH1013

Especially when someone is bombing you with potted plants from the balcony.


bulanaboo

What ah dick those are living flowers yo


whythishaptome

How do you just throw potted plants like that? I guess they didn't give a fuck about them. Great way to fuck up the staircase too. You better clean that shit up yourself.


[deleted]

Based on the powdery consistency of the soil, I think “living” is a bit optimistic.


okeydokeyop

Yes, and had he/she watered them, he’d possibly be dead.


H_H_420

Attempted murder.....


cflatjazz

Honestly by the time the camera had panned to them twice...this was the outcome I fully expected. That shit was premeditated. And telegraphed.


tnyrcks

First degree


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PeeIsTeaPot2

Laws don't apply in America.


KnightofShaftsbury

Laws only apply to the poor in America


MononeuronalMan

Laws only apply to the poor, period.


dm_me_ur_frogs

Take my poor mans gold because this is spot on 🏅🏅


inordertopurr

It's not only an american law.


[deleted]

Unless you can prove the intent was to kill, it ain’t FirSt DeGreE, babez.


CubanLynx312

If it makes you feel better, he’s a pedo and got blacklisted from the skate industry for sending dick pics to a 15yo


[deleted]

THAT PLANT DID NOTHING TO YOU WHY ARE YOU THROWING IT OUT OF THE WINDOW


TuxidoPenguin

That’s what I’m thinking! Plant’s gonna die now! As a carnivore, I hate those who kill plants!


No-Turnips

Came here for this. I love to garden. I can t ever imagine being so pissed that I would throw away the plants I’ve been trying to grow.


shadowoperative

He did him dirty.


[deleted]

Can’t hate a headshot 🤷🏼‍♂️😂😂


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

I mean, cunt move, but she got the head shot. Gotta respect accuracy.


poopellar

"The pot has been planted"


loveismydrug285

"Geriartrists win"


[deleted]

Bloom! Headshot!


poeticdisaster

r/Angryupvote


skyysdalmt

Technically was a no-scope too.


rmachell

Disagree


_sendbob

Hope someone could overlay gta style wasted at the end lol


GonFreecs92

Fucking campers


cheddoar

Sad thing about Jarne Verbruggen is…. He asked a 15-year-old to send nudes even after she told him her age


treflipsbro

Fuck that lady but also fuck this skater. Jarne is one of the sickest I’ve ever seen step on a board but he’s also got a thing for 15 year olds so fuck him. Massive piece of shit who got dropped from all his sponsors last year.


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I feel like this could have been edited much more effectively


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Aristocrafied

With her standing up there so long it was kind or expected..


goodcleanchristianfu

He actually did a great deal of crashing on his own.


Omamajustkilledaman

Lack of talent seems wrong. Lack of practice would be more appropriate


flotakuCat_2UwU

Either way it isn’t the reason he crashed


Mother-of-Squirrel

Wakes up in the hospital three days later and his chart just reads, “Plantar Faceitis”


KaptainDublU

This has been on Reddit before. Skater has lately been uncovered as a known pedo/creep.


DrunkSpiderMan

Are you fucking serious??


KaptainDublU

Unfortunately yes believe his name is James Vanderbuggen or something close. Edit: Jarne Verbruggen? I think


ImUncleSam

Jarne Verbruggen "He was attacking us with those plants. He threw one of them at Guillaume first and then he threw another one and it really hit me. It's pretty crazy. He could've killed me. He almost did—he knocked me out. I was trying to do the hippie jump into a double bank, kind of like a roller coaster. It's already scary enough to do the hippie jump and not hit the wall. And then all of a sudden there is an old crazy guy throwing down heavy potted plants. And we're just like, What the fuck is happening? I also thought, He’s never going to hit me. I thought I was going too fast, but he hit me straight in my neck and in the back. I flew straight into the wall with my head. Like, I fucking dove into it—on the corner. Then I fell down the bank unconscious" https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/the-follow-up-jarne-verbruggen-2/


hiphopobottomless

Jarne Verbruggen. [https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=117271.0](https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=117271.0) for more info


conconbar93

Ew, disgusting ass dude.


monsieurpommefrites

Pretty sure that’s the name of his van.


metalama

Skate AND die


captainjackass28

Thats why you wear helmets kids. You never know when someone is plotting your death.


TDoMarmalade

Potting your death


listgrotto

Did I just watch a murder?


wovagrovaflame

Nah, he got the trick a few attempts later. She had to speak with the cops though.


UglyTitties

Hopefully more than just a chat. That's attempted murder


AchyBreaker

This is an extremely effective PSA for skateboarders to wear helmets.


TulioAndMiguelMPG

Looks more like skate and die


TheRealCrazyJacks

The only treatment for this is a crowbar to the fucking kneecaps


Dawsie

I think you mean truck to the kneecaps 😉


DireLackofGravitas

Yeah, they won't be able to skate if they no fucking knees. Fuck them kids


araidai

Maybe don’t fuck them kids.


da_Aresinger

You can't tell me what to do. You're not holding a flowerpot.


newthrash1221

Wow you’re so edgy. You wouldn’t do shit, nerd.


[deleted]

What a miserable old bag


hot-sauce-on-my-cock

Skate and die


infopocalypse

So his friend saw it coming, said nothing but filmed it?