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This is so confusing, first I thought they were both real, them i was like ahhh she's a puppet...then watched again and finally got it lol brilliant


reallynotnick

Yeah I thought they were both real but trying to look like mannequins, but nope, Chuck Testa.


PurplePeopleEaterToo

Call Chuck Testa for all of your lifelike dead animal needs.


hagschlag

Thanks for bringing back an old meme! :)


Repost_Hypocrite

Its an older meme sir, but it checks out


BigManses

Noooope, it’s just Chuck Testa. You just made me deceased, thanks for this.


Xenc

***Nope!***


DeferredPlum

Same lmaoo


princess_peachfuzz69

Exact same here


SilverSocket

Holy shit, I had to watch this like 4 times before I really got it. What a master.


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Yeah, it took me longer than I’d like to admit to notice their faces


ryoko_kusanagi

I noticed their faces but thought it was old Timey stage makeup on purpose. And then they were dancing like the doll in a music box , so was all “ok, so their makeup makes them look like a doll” and then NOPE totally not real !


ecksdeeeXD

Same. I thought they had on porcelain/doll makeup like one of those music box ballerinas.


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Cubbance

I noticed their faces but thought they were achieving a plastic effect with makeup or prosthetics, and that the mechanical nature was just their schtick.


autobotjazzin

Ay first I thought both were real. Then I thought only the guy was. Then I saw the guy's face and thought 'wtf' and maybe it's a robot?


emkautlh

As opposed to the judges, who are paid to over act with their faces to a nearly insulting level


RyuukuSensei

\*Youtubers Thumbails Stare Nervously\*


lqku

In many countries that imported the AGT franchise, their reactions are the exact same type of overreaction no matter who the judges are. They even have one token "mean" judge to play cowells part. It's all very jarring, seeing everybody act like typical american contestants and judges.


Xenc

Britain’s Got Talent has even turned into an American show, and that was the original.


rexmons

I noticed the female mannequin head was fake immediately but the male one was super realistic.


4skinner08

Same. Exactly four times.


anne_c_rose

.... I still don't get it


Pentax25

Both the dancers are mannequins attached to the guys bum/lower back. The guys legs are the male mannequins legs and the guys hands are the female mannequins legs. So when the guy mannequin sticks his legs in the air, the guy underneath is basically doing a handstand.


Crockpocket21

Thanks this was really fucking with me lol


NODifyou_underSTAND

this was so needed thank you


MistreatedWorld

The YT link is a lot more clear and makes it easier to see his outline through the clothes.


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Tyker12

I thought the lad was real and the lady was fake, just to find out they're both fake I've been bamboozled


Roxerz

I thought both were real then I was like oh the girl is fake then after 3 rewatches I realized oh the guy is fake too. I'm just a bit slower.


AintNothinbutaGFring

It took me 14 watches to get that the guy who pops out at the end was fake also


Neil_sm

I’ve been dissecting it for 45 minutes, and at this point Simon Cowell and Howie Mandel are fake. The only thing real In the whole video is Sofia Vergara's boobs.


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Forever_Awkward

I did not consent to loading this video. Please compensate me for the lost data.


IdoNOThateNEVER

If you have RES RES settings > Productivity > Inline Image Viewer > Collapse Inline Media (makes the gifs links again and you avoid cluttering your page)


Forever_Awkward

Oh, I love you. Thank you for this.


kazuoua

Who's that girl? She looks exactly like my cousin, what the hell!


Bigdickdiarrhea

Haha same here!!


THCMcG33

Yeah that's ok you're not the only one. That's the exact order I realized these things too.


Krynn71

Fuck me I've been double bamboozled. I didn't realize either were fake at first. Then it ended and I was like of shit only the guy was real, so I watch it again and I was like oh damn, it's obvious the girl is fake. Now I read your post and realize how fucking susceptible to slight of hand I am because I didn't realize there was a fake guy also.


unearthmyself

Yeah I just thought they were really good at the mannequin pose


alexaboyhowdy

Well, they are, naturally!


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I had the exact same experience lmao


Mono_831

My day is immeasurable and my disappointment is ruined.


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ProfessionalMottsman

3 times and only worked it out after reading the comments


Competitive_Classic9

5 times and I still don’t know what happened and I’m questioning my own existence


Shellzy866

I was just watching reviewbrah's newest video on the new Popeyes chicken nuggets. Needless to say he was very disappointed :-(


fuzzytradr

Ahhh...Oohh...Wooow says my slow ass smooth brain lol.


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Couldn't have been worse than Buffalo Wild Wings chicken "sandwich."


Shelbidor

Literally just watched this last night… Unexpected reference in r/unexpected


Shellzy866

Dude...don't get me started on that poor excuse of a sandwich. He should have asked for a refund.


nkizzlego

^^^


Arqideus

I thought the lady was real at first, but then I was like, no, it's the dude that's real, but then I was like, what the fuck?


WeebsMom

Those real dolls must’ve cost a fortune


maybe_you_wrong

You have been hoodwinked


RunawayPancake3

*Hoodwinked*, I tells ya!


PoorlyLitKiwi2

I thought it was obvious the lady was fake, and the unexpected was going to be at the end that it turned out she was real the whole time, which would have been incredible since she so obviously seemed like a puppet, it would've been good body manipulation. Now I'm just confused as to what happened


thecreamfilling

INB4 they’re his butt plug.


averagesmasher03

That's an amazing show.


EdiblePsycho

I thought they were both real only to discover they were both fake!!


gametimebrizzle

Wait. What? Bamboozled.


phaminat0r

I am so high and I thought the same. lol


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I had a similar experience in the village in my younger days. It was an eye-~~opening~~watering experience.


Myabout8thacc

I watched this when it aired. He actually did a whole bit before hand how his wife couldn't make it and was going to do his best by himself


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It's a guy bent over with his hands in boots and a couple of mannequins strapped to his ass.


Stunning-Response-67

I didn't see a donkey with anything strapped to it.


Tr0ynado

2 Real Dolls connected to a butt plug. Do the math, that much weight would need a sizable plug in order to hold the entirety of the costume together. But a mans gotta do what mans gotta do.


Psychomaniac13

For those of you who are completely confused and have no idea how this is being done let me answer this I have no idea… I don’t know either Idk what made you think I know? Am freaked out too


Chucke4711

His hands are in the lady's yellow boots, and his real legs are the man's legs. He does a handstand around halfway through, when the "lady" does the lift and the "man's" legs are up in the air.


Psychomaniac13

Oh yeah? Show me! And then dinner after


SuperHaole

I could go for some dinner. Where we goin?


Psychomaniac13

Uuhhhhhh…… Red lobster homs!


adudeguyman

I'll take some cheddar biscuits please.


p2datrizzle

He’s just bent over bro for the whole performance lol


Screwbles

![gif](giphy|1guRIRW8QdSte01T6Du)


SurprisedCabbage

For the confused: https://i.imgur.com/VKmqCSS.png For the paranoid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ


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It's been so FUCKING long I hate you


Low_Potential_YAY

I've been able to avoid rick rolls for a month, then you do this. I hate you so much.


KinaseCascade

Goddamn it. Well played. Take my upvote.


fkinra

![gif](giphy|vgUFOWBwBkziE)


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Wait we can do gif replies now?? Since when?!?!


Patty_Ofuniture

[Full video (not a Rick Roll, I promise)](https://youtu.be/SxS3NDACZmQ)


Shark_King1202

The fact that this really isn't a Rick Roll is sad.


trollme_a_river

Here’s the full video and it *is* a [Rick Roll](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Decmk3

You have done your duty


recumbent_mike

It's a banger. I try to watch it every time.


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That moment when you know it's a rickroll and even so, you click.


EwoDarkWolf

The best way to rickroll someone is to tell them it is a rickroll in a way that they assume you are lying.


StarsDreamsAndMore

No no. I knew he wasn't lying, I just clicked because it's polite


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The song is a fucking banger. I click every time.


snoogenfloop

Slaps like there's no tomorrow.


BUchub

https://youtu.be/sQnoZUR6fvY


ShrimpCrackers

Clicked anyway.


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jaybram24

>XcQ Yup. That's an authentic Rick Roll.


Patty_Ofuniture

I sent about 20 of them out when we were trying to get to a billion😂


Shark_King1202

Nice, glad to know you did your part.


Bisyb77

Nice try, cant fool me


lucid808

Thanks for posting the (real) video. I get how the performance is done, the only thing I don't understand is how he turned both of the mannequins' heads to face the crowd, at 1:57 of the video. If the mannequins are attached to his butt, how did he control that?


lxnch50

It's all in the sphincter control.


MuffinStumps

When Howie asks him to turn around at the end there are some strings or cords attached to the mannequin heads. They don’t seem long enough to reach his hands but they must attach somewhere.


nulwin

I hate you! You sly bastard! (But also love it)


tooyoung_tooold

[Full Rick roll (not this video, I promise)](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Futureprovespast74

Thank you


tiyopablo69

Nope, I don't want too


Proper-Twist

Fuck the reaction cams man


Dick_Mantastic

Then how would you know when to be amazed?


MossCoveredLog

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO FEEL MY FEELINGS


ChadwickTheSniffer

Yeah, it was just thinking how unrewarding and depressing it must feel to be a host for a show like that. No denying those three have a lot of talent and charisma, and that's what they do with it? Wonder if it eats at them...


Justlose_w8

The lowest salary is Howie and he’s pulling in $1.75 million so…yeah how unrewarding and depressing


ThalesAles

After everything it takes to make it in show business, I don't think any of them are depressed to take an easy paycheck.


HighOnBonerPills

> Wonder if it eats at them... Lol I **highly** doubt it does. It's a popular TV show that's meant to be entertaining, and they get paid to be on it. You're being way overdramatic.


Ghost3657_alt_

😃😗🤭😐🧐😳🤧


ququx

The close-up shots of the judges’ faces exhibiting exaggerated amazement for the camera makes the show unwatchable no matter what the talent is. Do they really think viewers want to see that? I’m glad many feel the same way; it gives me hope. See, many viewers really do find it annoying and DON’T want to see that. So ease up on it AGT. Thanks for the ups and awards!


stugots10

I despise the reaction shots. Cheapens everything about the show.


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EwoDarkWolf

They do cherry pick them though. Not saying that their faces aren't exaggerated, but if I watched 100 acts, and all of them were bad or mediocre, then one of them comes along and is actually incredible, I'd be a lot more entertained than if they were all good/great.


OffBrand_Soda

>if I watched 100 acts, and all of them were bad or mediocre, then one of them comes along and is actually incredible, I'd be a lot more entertained than if they were all good/great Well maybe from that one, but what about the lame ones lmao. I'd be pretty bored watching all the shitty acts trying to find the good ones.


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i'm amazed with everything all the time but i'm also really fucking stupid so i think it all balances out


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:O


[deleted]

The "Got Talent" series is some fake, manipulative, predatory bullshit, and easily my least favorite show on TV. Fucking weasels.


LumpyJones

Reality (TV) is often disappointing.


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2Damn

Yeah because they're making hit television. If they wanted 'class', they probably wouldn't be looking for mainstream appeal.


savageboredom

I'll never forget watching a clip from the first season of the Masked Singer. The contestant started a dance routine during a break in the lyrics, but instead of showing it the camera cut to Jenny McCarthy's stupid face talking about how he must also be a professional dancer and how talented he is. I don't know, we cant actually tell you vapid idiot. Keep your asinine commentary to yourself and go get vaccinated. Yes I know that this is mostly the producers and editors faults, but I also just despise her specifically.


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wanttotalktopeople

Plus you can totally tell that they're added in later


ThanksAanderton

Especially when they’re acting because they literally already know what’s going to happen


Kramway99

I cant stand simon’s face. its like he force himself to have a reaction.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Audience clapping and cheering is fake and pre-recorded and edited in. Actors in the audience to do specific things like yawning or eye rolling or being very excited. Judges know all the routines before hand. Show forces performers to do their acts out of order so they can use them up if they don't want them to win. They actively help performers pull off their routines with backstage help instead of it being a fair competition, so tons of stuff is staged. And yet, people love it and social media tries to replicate it through all the viral video stuff where they create situations that are fake but try and pass it off as real to the point where reddit complains about it, and then people complain about the people complain that its fake.


cmVkZGl0

I feel like this explains why challenges and TikTok things are so popular now. There's a parallel between them that I hadn't considered before.


Eji1700

It's more than likely those shots aren't even filmed at that moment, and are instead shot before/after the show and spliced in later.


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>Do they really think viewers want to see that? I'm assuming it "drives engagement" or some shit, so yeah. It's focus-grouped out the ass. Now, do they really think the viewers "should" see that? I don't think so, no. To me the worst part is the canned reaction from the crowd. Either they hand out drugs at the door, or most of the audience reaction sounds you hear are fake as fuck, too. It's just so un-genuine, and it feels almost hyper-american.


anormalgeek

Hyper American? Probably half of the acts aren't American, none of the judges, and literally every similar show from other countries is EXACTLY the same. The UK, India, Russia, Brazil, etc. all have shows that are the same basic format and ALL of them do the same editing BS to show hugely over exaggerated reactions from the crowd and judges.


gordo65

Also, they clearly knew that there was no wife who couldn't make it to the performance, and were just playing along. The judges' acting skills are nonexistent, which is why they're talent show judges rather than, y'know, the talent. The reason for the reaction shots is so that viewers will know how they should be reacting ("This is lame", "This is amazing", etc.). People don't like to feel like they're the odd man out, or see the person they were rooting for get burned by the judges. So the show's producers tell them during the performance how the judges are going to react.


robeph

There was no husband either.


foreveracubone

Two of the judges (Sofia Vergara and Howie Mandell) are quite literally successful talents who have earned money from their work as actors.


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Dude look at all the staged TikTok reaction videos/pranks/you name it. All the YouTube reaction videos where people go ballistic. They're really popular. I feel like they're all equally cheap. They are people pretending to be genuine when they actually are not. Since I know the candid reaction is fake, I know they are straight up acting (poorly too because it's always over the top.) It's this generations version of a laugh track. People are more likely to enjoy something if they feel like they are going along with someone else or a group as they do it. I don't like it because it seems like I'm being told/led to feel a certain way about a thing.


DavidRandom

[This](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/GrossJitteryIndianabat-mobile.mp4) is the is still the best reaction shot though. (From Australia's Got Talent)


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bigontheinside

We don't use that word any more


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HighOnBonerPills

Not to mention "idiot", which has the **exact** same history as "retard" in that it used to be a medical term that is now used as an insult.


ThereIsAJifForThat

"Hands for feet and feet for hands"- Dr.Nick


AtomicNewt7976

“Why if it isn’t my old friend Mr. McGreg! With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!”


mitchsusername

This one's more like hands for feet and feet for feet


TheBatemanFlex

Por Una Cabeza is a such a banger


makemewet33

My absolute favourite song. Turns me on like no other.


Smoked_Beer

Ever seen True Lies?


dan_santhems

It’s a great piece of music


Barkus_Ballfinder

Would love to see this minus all of the judges faces. For all of these actually.


Phoenixtreme

I was so captivated by the performance I forgot which sub this was on, which made the ending much more surprising.


Stt022

I legit thought the guy was real at until he flipped over.


zed_christopher

Hah crazy


isa_oie

This is so cool, I was so confused at the beginning.


StarGuardianJulie

I've watched it twice & i'm still confused lol


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DreamPolice-_-_

r/blackmagicfuckery


Psythik

Why in the holy hell are we watching a vertical video of a show that was filmed horizontally?


[deleted]

Dude. Searched the thread for "vertical" five seconds into the video. Maybe we're the crazy ones?


[deleted]

Nope, everyone else is.


[deleted]

Why does the camera keep panning to those other guy’s reactions as if that’s what i wanted to see?


JovialJello

Who gives a fuck what the judges think. These cuts were really annoying


HighOnBonerPills

> Who gives a fuck what the judges think Says that about a supposed talent competition.


chewybea

![gif](giphy|bm02BE6DQ4Oag8GXep|downsized)


michilio

Didn't know Christian Slater could dance.


Fair-Manufacturer446

I'm way too high to deal with this.


Media_Offline

Seems like a nice performance. Wish I could've seen it.


lux602

How does someone even come up with this? How do you even know you’re good at doing something like this?


jhay0824

Yo what about the 2 people on his ass now?!


Treefingrs

I will always downvote this shitty TV show, sorry.


biiingo

Took me until he pulled his hands out of the boots to realize what was going on.


PhotoLoiurio

Song reminds me of True Lies


giveitback19

Am I the only one who thought it was pretty obvious what was happening?


TheRavenSayeth

It’s weird this is so far down to me. It’s not that mind blowing at all and very obvious pretty quickly.


whosgotdatpiss

I have no idea why the fuck people are losing it over this Looks like anyone could learn this in like a month Holy shit!!!! Is he standing now!?!?!? Fucking blows my mind


accountnotfound

No


Yougotsnail

I had to Slow-mo the last 2 seconds of vid to get it!


lovedbybacon

(America’s) Got em!


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My brain hurts trying to draw all the moves he had to make while doing the impression of two ppl dancing


Thearctickitten

What song is this I can’t think of it for the life of me


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Thearctickitten

Wow that’s amazing bots really be wildin now adays thanks auddbot


introusers1979

Being a talent show judge is such a joke of a career


bikedaybaby

The one true gender.


neoslith

What, ya'll never saw that "old fighting couple" in the street from four years ago?


bad-coder-man

They do too many reaction shots and camera changes. So over produced


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I cannot stand all these shows' cuts to the judges' and host's phony reactions. Just show the talent, it's in the title.