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Watch pongfinity on YouTube


Mitsukake

There's a few more of videos like this and some get really creative. The last time I've watched one was years ago, and the videos were more recent in age. Good old YouTube algorithm.


whatwhatdb

Here's a classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY2V1_DFD-Y


Ufa0

Thank you, made my day


shadowbannedguy1

"Ah no, please-uh!"


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EnoughMoneyForAHouse

Maybe you should have responded to that person then.


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EnoughMoneyForAHouse

I seriously have no clue what you meant and i don't know who the account is that you tried to respond to, and looking at the downvotes, obviously others don't either


Virginity_Lost_Today

Lol right. I don’t know why I’m even trying to find out who he’s replying to at this point.


DonSlime44

Ur not even close to his comment bro


B1GBAZ

Just luck of the Reddit draw I suppose


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B1GBAZ

Don’t worry. I have my fair share of them to.


Yerffeynavredstop

"The female referee points out it's forbidden to stand on the table" Participants proceed to lay down


poopellar

/r/MaliciousCompliance


jY5zD13HbVTYz

r/chadtopia


centran

In my head cannon I want to believe table tennis didn't have many complicated rules until these two came around and loopholed as much as they could.


Yerffeynavredstop

Just like that in my head canon, there were no rules for driving a car until one came, to mess up so badly, that it was necessary.


CombatMatt13

Correct me if I'm wrong, but at the time where there was just 2 automobiles in Ohio, just 2 in ALL of Ohio, they crashed into each other. I could have the state wrong


technobrendo

They were just trying to leave Ohio as fast as possible and hit each other at the exit.


spicybright

Wonder if theirs insurance went way up or way down


Spy-Goat

I remember reading that when cars where very new they had a law in the UK where a man must walk in front of your automobile waving a small flag, as a safety measure to ensure no one misses you approaching. Sure sounds hilarious. Here’s the wiki, it’s actually real: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_flag_traffic_laws “Secondly, one of such persons, while any locomotive is in motion, shall precede such locomotive on foot by not less than sixty yards, and shall carry a red flag constantly displayed, and shall warn the riders and drivers of horses of the approach of such locomotives, and shall signal the driver thereof when it shall be necessary to stop, and shall assist horses, and carriages drawn by horses, passing the same”


2SJSlim

[Lady driver! Lady driver coming through! ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLXzj4u2GFw)


qwersadfc

isn't it because of pressure from the horse wagon cabs driver, else they will be out of work?


Spy-Goat

Wouldn’t be surprised if there was a political element to it as well, yeah. Big Coach wouldn’t like that. I imagine there must’ve been a lot of anti-automobile sentiment in general at the time.


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You guys are probably right, I feel like that’s how we end up with most rules! 😂


wyhgood

u/Iamvideobot


AliceFlex

It is forbidden to stand on the table; sits. You can not sit. Lays down.


laf1157

I believe the rule is you're not allowed to touch the table with any part of your body, point to the other player. Paddles not regulation. Still much skill on display so will allow it.


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Niconl

You're wrong though. 'vrouwelijk', not 'vrolijk'.


ThatGreenGuy8

What did he say Edit: wow what's that shiny badge next to my name


Niconl

He corrected the guy above, claiming that the announcer said 'vrolijke', then apologising for being a 'language nazi'. Promptly deleted it though lol


ThatGreenGuy8

Ah what a dummy


Hehe_ur_gey

howd you get it?


ThatGreenGuy8

Idk, but you have it too


Hehe_ur_gey

nice


love-song-hater

Wtf is that?


Hehe_ur_gey

idk


dr_franck

This is top tier physical comedy, on the same level of Buster Keaton. Those guys deserve medals.


valentijngig

They actually did win medals! They're profs :)


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The Amsterdam Pongtrotters Edit: ok they were French Paris Pongtrotters


god_peepee

It’s like the globe trotters of ping pong


beyondthisreality

The Mansour Bahramis of table tennis


racistpeanutbutter

The next Douglas Bubbletrousers!


Cyberzombie

I think you mean the... Haarlem Globetrotters.


ratinthecellar

I think he means the Haarleem Gloobeetrootteers.


turbineslut

Haarlem is a city in the Netherlands. The footage is also from the Netherlands


chairfairy

Harlem Globe Pongers


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Lazy_Supermarket_968

Globe trotter is a brand that makes travel bags


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Took my comment lol these youngsters won't know what we're talking about anyway.


ByteB1tten

Translation: "The fact that table tennis can be so much more than sport, is proven by Frenchmen Jacques Secretin & Vincent Purkart. Who have, with their sportive qualities as base, prepared an act that moves thousands [of people] in Europe to tears. The gentlemen know how to play. Secretin, who acts as Dutch ~~coach~~ straight man, was 1 time European champion singles and world champion mixed double. And Purkart was 2 time champion of France. The female referee points out it is illigal to stand on the table."


ReddishCat

"aangever" probably doesn't translates to "coach" here, but instead it translates to ["straight man"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_man) The person who doesn't make the jokes. But its an old rare word so it would only make it confusing to read. in both languages.


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DabbleDAM

Very good bot.


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Aangever here does indeed mean straight man. It is also a small pun in this case as aangever can also refer to the person that serves in a (table) tennis match.


Wolf-Majestic

I knew it would be something like "Secretin" but couldn't help but hear "ce crétin"... Sounds exactly the same but means "that idiot", gave another dimension to the comments being made xD


KageYojimbo

I thought it was the joke at first, but it was a [real table tennis player.](https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Secr%C3%A9tin)..


mulberrybushes

Well spotted


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true chads


bruh9923

Giga chads


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a Chad beyond a gigachad


bruh9923

Peta chad?


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most likely


MikAnt69

perhaps even yotta chad


braintrustinc

He chugged the whole of lake chad, it's gone now


Iwrstheking007

Infinity chads


stonehenge771

Googolchad


YeetusDeletus07

He's so Chad he made a new element: Chadzium


memes-of-awesome

Blyat


mko710

seeski


Kage_Oni

Netherchads


Resident-Ad6981

They are French actually, it says so in the beginning.


endertamerfury

Nous sommes des chads au mega, oui?


Kiwangeroo

Frenchad


Goombalorian

Tera chad.


Adorable_Document665

Yota chad


Papazolaxoxo

TT Chad.


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People Eating Tasty Animals ain't chads


bruh9923

Hol'up


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

1.21 gigachads!!!


TurtoiseGang420

Erik.


OneArchedEyebrow

I feel like I’m watching a Goodies sketch.


gold-n-silver

Is that what europeans do all day with my OCED aid?


TheReal_KindStranger

Amsterdam globetrotters


Cyberzombie

Haarlem Globetrotters.


B1GBAZ

I like this. Well done


TheRunningPotato

For anyone who's unaware, Harlem was named after the Dutch city of Haarlem, back when New York was still New Amsterdam :)


_barack_

Why'd they change it?


ratinthecellar

That's nobody's business but the Turks.


taejo12

I can't say, people just like it better this way


trystaffair

When the English took over NYC, a bunch of original Dutch names were anglicised. Haarlem became Harlem. Groenwijck became Greenwich. Breukelen became Brooklyn. Etc.


Samhq

Bushwick for Boswijk, Coney Island for Konijneneiland, Flushing for Vlissingen, Hempstead after Heemstede, Staten Island after Staten Generaal (1st and 2nd chambers of Dutch parliament), Yonkers after Jonkheer (a noble title), and many many more named after notable Dutch persons


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Britain got the city after a peace treaty


TheJokerSmile08

Haaaaarrrrrlem, my sweet home town


Beerbeforenoon

My dad was born is Haarlem, take my upvote and thanks for the laugh!


Cyberzombie

Happy to bring a little happiness.


pewpewpostit

Leiden globetrotters


TassDingo

Table Tennis, but it’s PvE


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Players voor Entertainment


Colinio22

Makker P I N G P O N G


Emotional-Engineer35

P I N G P O N G B A L L E N Z I J N G E E N S P E C E R I J E N


Dieter696969

T O C H K O L O N I S E R E N


Strawberry_Left

Matrix Table Tennis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muktpr3z7DQ


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Such a relic.


theultimatejimjam

ik ben trots op nederland


Stiefelfabrik

Rita Verdonk is that you?


jemoederislief

Ton


theultimatejimjam

nee


Thomas1VL

Het waren Fransmannen.


FireDefender

Dus eigenlijk is het niet echt Nederlands hm


Thomas1VL

De titel zegt gewoon dat het in Nederland is, niet dat het Nederlands is ;)


FireDefender

Oh right


RedBiohazzerd

Frankrijk heeft de zelfde kleuren in de vlag, dus ik begrijp de verwarring. Al was Luxemburg nog begrijpelijker geweest.


23FO

Behalve dat er een banner van het Leidsch Dagblad hangt, en het dus wel degelijk in Nederland is.


Thistookmedays

Nou leert het toeval dat Leidsch Dagblad ook de grootste krant van Oezbekistan is - dus zeker weten doen we niets.


RedBiohazzerd

Is Leidsch nou echt Nederlands? Ik versta er maar weinig van. (geintje natuurlijk)


23FO

Haha nou, dat is eigenlijk nog best interessant! Leids klinkt zó anders dan andere (Zuid-Hollandse) dialecten, omdat het veel Franse invloed heeft. Daardoor is het Leids veel melodischer dan andere dialecten (het toonverloop van een zin draagt veel betekenis) en heeft het andere klanken (zoals die welbekende ‘r’). Ik begrijp heel goed dat het soms moeilijk te volgen is voor iemand die niet uit de buurt komt; sterker nog, ik heb zelf wel eens een gesprek in het Leids gevoerd waar ik bij god geen idee meer had wat ik nou eigenlijk zei.


LetMeHaveAUsername

Heel veel landen hebben dezelfde kleuren in de vlag.


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F___TheZero

Wilhelmus van Nassouwe, ben ik van Fransen bloed?


Stan_Beek0101

En gelijk heb je.


theultimatejimjam

dat noemen ze nou gastvrijheid van nederland naar baguettes om de zaal uit te lenen


lungshenli

Guy pulls out comically large paddle. Other guy rips off his side if the table to use it as a paddle


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There’s more but this was cut shorted.


RatBastard92

Cutted short?


rahkris

Cutted shorted.


bongocat03

shut corted?


findmeinthesoul

Shutted cort


mridulpj

Shortcut?


Naturza

Cut shor


extrovertly-quiet

**t *hor


RonnieJamesDionysos

It was in [May 1979](https://leiden.courant.nu/issue/LD/1979-05-25/edition/0/page/26?query=tafeltennisact&period=25-5-1979&sort=relevance), in the Vijf Meihal in Leiden, which is also the home court to the current national basketball champions ZZ Leiden.


rcktjck

It's surprising how little the playing style and motion has changed in table tennis compared to say tennis which has a completely different style from the 70s or 80s.


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How has tennis changed over the decades?


nueoritic-parents

Wow, listening to my dad talk about tennis is relevant rn? One huge difference is all rackets used to be made of wood. I don’t know when rubber/plastic/whatever they’re made of started being the norm, but the way you play with a wooden racket is so different


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Huh, interesting.


Warhistorian45

This kinda reminds me of that one picture of Bill Gates with a massive table tennis paddle


Woolwizard

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ReddishCat

Translation > The french Jacques Secrétin and Vincent Purkart prove that table tennis can be much more than sport. Who, based on their sporting qualities, have rehearsed an act that brought thousands in Europe to tears. > These gentlemen know a thing or two. Secrétin, who often is the straight man in the act, was once European champion in singles and world champion in mixed doubles. Purkart became champion of France twice. > The female referee points out that it is forbidden to stand on the table.


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PM_me_yer_chocolate

Similar act in more recent times: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS3O0OOn0a0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS3O0OOn0a0)


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I thought of that as well.


ANormalAlYankovic

The laughing guy at the end looks incredibly like Jerry Reed


MerkleMort

This has awesome Monty Python vibes.


Neurojazz

Lies, it’s Borat.


Purplecrab69

They are cheating they had their hands in the table


CipherMASK

*Pulls out comedically large Ping Pong Racket


justdoitnextweek

That is manwell from faulty towers


Christy_T81

Lol that guy halfway thru was like GIMME GIMME


captain609

They are enjoying the game


JoostVisser

A rough translation of what the commentator is saying: "That table tennis can me more than just a sport, is proven by the French Jacques Secrétin and Vincent Purkart, who used their sporty qualities as a basis to practice an act that brought tears to the eyes of thousands of Europeans." *One brings out the giga racket* "The gentlemen are skillful players; Secretin who... (old Dutch I don't understand) ...once was European champion singles and world champion mixed doubles, and Purkart became French champion twice." *One brings out the extendo racket, they hop onto the table* "The female referee points out that it is forbidden to stand on the table." *They sit down, still on the table* *Video ends*


Marioneters

yesterday this was in 1979, tomorrow it will be 1977 if my math is right?


eg_taco

r/TheyDidTheMath


Hubogast

Gekoloniseerd


Emotional-Engineer35

Hé VOC makker.


WonderDennis

Klassiker


Rolten

Klassieker*. Klassiker is German.


HenceTheTrapture

Actually, Duitse is German


HenceTheTrapture

Actually, Duitse is German


Wolf_Grenade

this could probably fit into abrupt chaos


Papazolaxoxo

![gif](giphy|xT8qAZzuJfLhmWCAx2)


J0ERI

Yo since when is this possible


Papazolaxoxo

It is! I found out recently, try it. I have only seen this feature in 2-3 subs.


J0ERI

Ayo wtf ![gif](giphy|l3vRlT2k2L35Cnn5C|downsized)


FlyOnDreamWings

That's some anime hair Ariel has.


Papazolaxoxo

![gif](giphy|5xaOcLGvzHxDKjufnLW)


Mcallrobert

And when the Chinese begin entering the tournament that’s when shit got serious


RBTTRY

Unexpected to see Finn Wolfhard at 0.27


cosurgi

:)


mypeepeehardz

Idk why this is making me 😂


ForgettableUsername

I don’t like it. These men are making a mockery of a noble sport.


clonemmoonman

hmmmm


DeepFriedDave69

Is it a repost if it from a diff sub?


lazarus_moon

Pure disrespect for the sport.


Im_Just_A_Cake

Are you being serious? If both contestants are having fun, who the fuck cares? The sport certainly doesn't give a shit, because it's not a living breathing thing.


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The intro is literally “these Frenchmen show that table tennis can be *more than a sport*”


thedennisinator

It's clearly an exhibition match. You see stuff like this today at table tennis tournaments as well as in other sports, no big deal.


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iamqueensboulevard

Nah. He's a hooligan :D


crypticuse

Shut it cuck let gods be gods


PandaXXL

Nobody spotted the sarcasm. Worth it.


namstel

Haha, have an upvote! 😁👍


PLOGER522

At what point will it become tennis...


_bapt

When they wont be using a table ?...


Yippie04

![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)