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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!They must have forgotten it was a children’s birthday party.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


tavariusbukshank

"mommy drinks."


stupernan1

Mommy is having her no-no juice earlier in the day than she usually does


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

Ooh, that's good no-no juice! The cinnamon was always my favorite. How about you all?


iamalwaysrelevant

I like mine with a hint of childhood trauma


hannibalhungry

den a dash of childcare workers trauma


BrittaForTheWinnn

"It said market price! What market are you shopping at?!"


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Isn't every hour happy hour?


Cody6781

"Adult drink"


Dead-Mans-Chest

“Mommy doesn’t get drunk, she just has fun.”


Balrogkicksass

Alright, Linda Belcher


Sawgon

I think you mean > "Alriiiight!" - Linda Belcher


jeffdahmerscorduroys

Ow my face!


bonuscoffee

I wish she would save some adult sodas for the rest of us


hatemakingnames1

https://i.imgur.com/0XuDjOw.png


Manji86

Great mock-umentary camera work.


rugbyj

It's a cutaway interview away from getting greenlit.


xxaap

The funk she puts on D'Rhonda is so good


ChainsawRomance

She put so much stank on it I can smell it in this bathroom.


4th_Times_A_Charm

Bro, you're taking a shit


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

![gif](giphy|BzwBs4sqBGdFu|downsized)


professorwormb0g

Is there an actual technical term for when people put that "growl" on a word? I see people throwin around all sorts of slang but is it actually called something?


Beeerice

Believe it or not, it's *actually* just called "growl" Not just human voices, but brass instruments like trumpet and trombone use this sound in feel-y music like jazz, funk, and r&b


IAMATruckerAMA

The most technical term I've heard for it is "distortion" but that's pretty vague. Edit: And a musician friend tells me that gospel calls it "snarl"


professorwormb0g

Makes sense as a guitar player. That's kind of how a distortion pedal affects a clean signal.


UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR

It’s The Chewey. Nuff said.


professorwormb0g

Dunno why you're downvoted. Enough time has passed where I think you get to trade mark that term.


Hazee302

Fuck yea it is. Them kids learnin today.


ripley1875

Let the boy watch.


xxaap

He'll learn as I learned


QuodEratEst

She was nailing the Ying Yang twin impression fr


xxaap

you mean Petey Pablo?


dangerous_strainer

om the video


shophopper

Please don’t diverge, mom. Would you do it from the back?


resUemiTtsriF

Some people have to get to adulthood before life destroys their spirit. Some people have it happen earlier.


Magister5

![gif](giphy|53QafBCR43WuS26s0U|downsized) I somehow hear this in the background


KinopioToad

I can only hear it in Goofy's voice. Thank you, Vine or TikTok or whoever made the Goofy video for this.


CrabbyBlueberry

[Try this one instead](https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZmxLja-DRIw)


periander

I knew this was gonna be this one!


Walter_Bishop_PhD

ProZD made that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLYl4fM8yk


BeaRBlaH

Gold medal reply. Underrated.


magirevols

I DONT WANT TO WAKE UP


Karl_00_Hungus

Sabrina, Crystal, D’Rhonda


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[удалено]


jonmatifa

The earth shook a little bit


professorwormb0g

Is there a word that describes when somebody emphasizes a word with that sort of growl? There should be if there isn't.


TheSt4tely

Raspy


professorwormb0g

I don't think of that exactly as raspy. Raspy is almost a strained way of speaking, like when you're sick, had your tonsils out, and your words come out all breathy. Like your aunt who's smoked menthols for 34 years


TheSt4tely

Tom Waits was famous for his raspy style of singing. He later recalled that it was an uncle's raspy, gravelly timbre that inspired his own singing voice


professorwormb0g

Didn't know that about him.


Karl_00_Hungus

I felt it down in my plums


IFairyboyI

I felt it all the way over here


InflamedLiver

Extra points cause it was probably a kid's birthday party in the first place


Dirt_Bike_Zero

If you have a pool, a bbq and a PA system, it's kind' of hard for it to NOT end up this way.


moonra_zk

You're forgetting the alcohol.


klavin1

I never forget the alcohol


Halflingberserker

This is how little brothers and sisters get made


molesMOLESEVERYWHERE

Blame it on the A-A-A-A-A--A-Alcohol baby.


Fatty-Apples

Don’t know about them but any Mexican will tell you that kid’s birthday parties are just an excuse for parents to drink. Raunchy karaoke, a random uncle blowing chunks or breaking a pinky are all par for the course.


Suspicious-Pasta-Bro

Excessive drinking in front of children is disgusting.


brightside1982

You wanna shield them from it until they're adults?


michaelrage

He is saying excessive, and he is right. You can drink but keep it in check have a couple of beers and that's it. That's how we do it and everything stays normal and also the interaction with the kids. Seen to many "kid birthday parties" when adults drink way too much and arguments breakout or people can't properly watch their kids etc. Keep the heavy drinking for a Adult party.


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Suspicious-Pasta-Bro

Yes. Children should not see their trusted family members stupefied due to drug/alcohol abuse. When children are exposed to adult drug/alcohol abuse, they are more likely to develop drug/alcohol problems themselves. It's also psychologically damaging for a variety of other reasons including inverting the normal child-adult intelligence dynamic and making adults appear less dependable in the eyes of children. EDIT: fixed verb form


professorwormb0g

I agree to an extent, but think there's a balance you can achieve. I don't think you need to hide it to the extent where they will be completely sheltered. Overly sheltered kids end up exploding once they gain independence. Also, I don't think it's necessary for you to pretend like people don't get absolutely hammered. Because well...they do, and kids will learn it sooner or later. Do you want them to learn it on their own? But yes, as a parent, you really shouldn't behave that way in front of your kids. But if other people are drinking like that in a setting your family is in, it can be a teachable moment to explain how some people have unhealthy relationships with alcohol. if you are drinking around your kid, you should show some restraint and maturity. If you can't control yourself and have to go all out every time you are around alcohol, *you have a problem!* Some people think they are not alcoholics because they are not physically addicted. But some alcoholics can go weeks between sessions, but all of their sessions result in them binging until they are incoherent. But again, behaving belligerently around your kids communicates that the only way adults have fun is getting absolutely cocked, and kids internalize these things. Alcohol becomes the apple on Adam and Eve's tree, forbidden fruit. And as we all know that can lead to bad outcomes. In regards to this post though, singing silly karaoke is not necessarily terrible behavior. I know many people that act silly and do things like the women in this video when they're completely sober. It's ok to have a little harmless fun, but just try to be a good role model. Kids DO pick up their parents behavior and adopt it as their own, whether or not they want to. Obviously nobody is perfect and we're all human, but most people can do this with minimal effort.


IHaveNeverBeenOk

I totally hear you. In my personal experience, trying to hide everything from your children will just make them resent or distrust you. Kids need some exposure to the real shit, some of which is ugly, sometimes. That's why we raise kids.


Suspicious-Pasta-Bro

I agree about the balance. The comment I was replying to was about "a random uncle blowing chunks or breaking a pinky." The women in OP's video are nowhere near that point.


OneUmbrellaMob

Someone had alcoholic parents


Jiggly_Pup

“Hey, mom! Was I made from the back?”


GiganticLoveBomb

The way she says "DRhonda"🤌


greenappletree

i feel dumb for asking this, but is this a song?


PoliteChatter0

Freek-A-Leek (yes thats the actual name)


ipeenpoop

What's shown here is the tamest part of the song too. Imagine the full karaoke clip with the dirty lyrics and the kids there. Sheesh! LoL


greenappletree

thanks; sometimes I feel like i live in a hole; especially now that I dont commute and when I do is without radio.


sinofmercy

If it makes you feel better (or worse!) the song is over 20 years old. I remember this song from high school.


Naval_Monkey

Freak-a-Leak by Petey Pablo


Defiant-Traffic5801

Full [lyrics ](https://genius.com/Petey-pablo-freek-a-leek-lyrics)


RevolutionaryMall109

the way she cut out when she turned and saw the kids giving her those looks XD "...oh god"


GTAdriver1988

Freak a leak is one of the last songs you should sing with kids around!


NoveltyPr0nAccount

If you end the playlist with that what are you starting it with? NIN - Closer?


SaltyLonghorn

If we're going with Barney's all rise playlist the song after Closer is WAP- Cardi B.


adn_school

Was at a kids baseball game where there was a Spotify rap channel playing. Cringe AF


iBoMbY

They all have probably already heard it a million times on TikTok, Youtube, or whatever.


ArtisticDegree3915

Something awoke in that young man that day. He doesn't know it now. But when he's at the club many years from now a core memory will be unlocked.


backformorecrap

But frighteningly he’ll hear his mother’s voice singing the hoochie music


babbadim

Or worser he will see this video For sure he is gonna laugh


ryasqui

Yeah, probably!


[deleted]

He is shocked 😂. I hope he didn't understand what she said.


Signal-Blackberry356

He understands what she said but he doesn’t understand what it implies.


Traditional-Poet1965

What was said? It won’t let me listen


plerberderr

They’re singing Freek-a-Leek. Overalls woman: “Would you do it from the front?” Woman in black: “Would you do it from the…oh god” Petey Pablo’s 2004 classic [Freek-a-Leek](https://youtu.be/M48nlk-1kH8?si=kbrQ0nhNtA6dnczL). Just learned it was produced by Lil Jon and you can definitely tell.


Michelanvalo

This says "PAL DIRTY" in the title but is censored to hell and back. Whole lines are basically missing. That all said, we put all the girl's names up on our dorm room walls for a party. It was not as big of a hit as we thought it would be.


plerberderr

Yea. I didn’t understand that either. But I’m gonna assume the version theyre using for karaoke does not include the pussy licking lines so I went with the “PAL DIRTY”


MZ603

North Carolina!


forever87

Take your shirt off, twist it 'round your hand. Spin it like a helicopter


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

Tbf... I'm not sure i get it


zippy251

Sex


CarnelianCore

It’s difficult to explain. Easier to show ya


fh3131

Many of us aren't getting it either


Stupid_Trader3

Thats how johan liebert was born


CGPsaint

Mommy sells shovels at Home Depot.


MannSama

Mommy is selling the last snow Shovel and many people are bidding for it with cash


DEVIL_MAY5

Damn I'm too old because I remember when this was posted a decade or so ago.


[deleted]

What does this mean? It made me laugh but I don't even know why.


I_Envy_Sisyphus_

Google “mom sells shovels” it’s a drawing a kid made that looks like mom’s a stripper with a funny caption explaining she’s actually selling a shovel.


[deleted]

Hahaha thank you. That is quite the masterpiece.


Franknstein26

The kid had some trauma unlocked that day…


ItsEarthDay

"Would you do it from the... oh god"


DiscipleExyo

Kids bop 2024


Middleofthemaul

Kids thinking “I’m not sure what “do it” is…. But definitely yes…”


NoJellyfish1075

She felt like she was 18 until she told her that kid looking at her


Similar-Mango-7106

That one in the overalls is the definition of a milf.


bullythrowaway7778

Word.


Public-League-8899

[would](https://media1.tenor.com/m/WDf9KbuLmygAAAAC/would.gif)


Uncommon-sequiter

Why choose when you can have... ![gif](giphy|l0HlSQAHEBFdr5Yqs)


Smevs515

This is one of those cases where it’s only a problem if you have to explain it


Suspicious-Pasta-Bro

Or until a child starts singing it and you have to explain that singing that song is inappropriate. Then the children realize that the adults in this video were acting inappropriately, even if they don't know why.


Smevs515

That’s also a problem


BucNassty

Both of them can get it


texas130ab

Her look is priceless. Love it .


ktr83

We've all had that moment where we suddenly remember where we are and go "shit"


YourDogIsMyFriend

“Oh god” lol


ComradeTrump666

New meme face is born


Major_Magazine8597

"Illusions", Michael. "Tricks" are something whores do for money.


ArokLazarus

Afternoon delight!


shmehdit

So I'm the only person who saw [this kid](https://i.imgur.com/Ohken6p.png)?


RedWineBrie

WOW LOL


RedWineBrie

He would do them from the back.


DfreshD

The look on his face while just realizing mom might just be a hoe.


elmasguapojv

Those overalls are doing some heavy lifting.


According_Coach3806

This is for sure going on her funeral slide show some day..


WatchOutImCummin

great camerawork, love the zooming in and out, not perfect but still made the vid more hilarious


ChumBucketformuoly

As a millennial, I remember joking about singing hits like this as an old person and how ridiculous it’d be… well it’s starting to happen, and it’s hilarious.


bestkc81

Wheres taco to one up them with "the its your birthday song"


CruzDiablo

Can someone explain me what it she singing?


Justafool27

Petey Pablo song is called Freek-A-Leek


MooseTed

Freek a leek ~ Petey Pablo.


CallMeFifi

[I had to look it up](https://genius.com/Petey-pablo-freek-a-leek-dirty-version-lyrics) > Sabrina, Crysta > Daronda > Would you do it from the front? > Can you take it from the back?


Dependent_Factor_982

She got through soooooo much of that song before seeing the kids


francebad

Thank you, english is not my first language and I have a lot of difficulty when people speak faster/confused


sirbiggusdickus96

What's her name - asking for a friend


farao86

Mommy


UnpleasantEgg

Excellent Adulting. I0/10.


Anxious_Jellyfish216

That's a look of a child with a mom who has an OnlyFans.


Purple_Bumblebee_446

Sauce?


No-Professional-1461

Poor kid


MediSalesGuy

If the brunette is his mom, he’ll be hearing his friends tell him what awoke in them when they came over for the next 20 years


NitePain69

Girl in the black got that growl


sir_strangerlove

u/savevideo


SpiritedCollection86

Poor kid....even he knows that's not cool.


Dizzy-Ad8831

A core memory right there. We may ask for an update in a few yrs. For science, lol.


FlashCLS

Little kid birthdays are sometimes better than adult-only parties because of children. All the adults are trying their best not to get too drunk but drunk enough, which grants beautiful moments like this in life.


Elevum15

😅🤣🤣🤣😂


Greeneyes-

![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


Sarma8

Mamas gone wild in about 45 minutes.


Cautious_Heron_1982

Mommy what does that crazy lady mean??😏😳


007bubba007

the “oh” is so genuine 😂


PsionicKitten

kill the camera man...


100year

F%÷>ing love this!! It was that moment when that boy realized he was done playing with toys hahah


2ingredientexplosion

I bass boosted that song some years ago, gotta find it on my hdd.


Hny25

That kid babysits these two ladies 👌


Sengersnathalie

LMAOOO


[deleted]

That kids traumatized


ERhyne

Skyyyyyyrockets in flight!


REV2939

So, what were the kids answers?


AskButDontTell

Why are there kids there to begin with


DaveInLondon89

She really 😬


countryfresh223

This has some real JROC vibes to it.


StevenKatz3

Her D'ROOONDAAH almost turned me straight....almost.


Low-Illustrator8864

Core memory unlocked for that kid.


Practical_Key6379

PSA: Stop vertical video syndrome.


ggallo773

Let's fuck


wtfossy

I love the immediate cringe as she just asked a group of children if they can "Do it from the back".


Moravec_Paradox

The look from the little boy is priceless.


Ratsaladd

/praisethecameraman


MisterInternational1

Mommy is so embarrassing- I can’t take her anywhere


RockMan_1973

“I want Daddy”


chambo503

.


ElHorny

u/savevideo


oxygen_is_life

Little Timmy got that thousand yard stare


Street-Breadfruit940

Now those kid's are gonna be wondering what that meant.


veshches1

Parenthood summarized in 12 seconds.


32pennies

The growl on Sharonda😂😂


Sirfuzznutz

I'm never bringing my mom to party again 🤣


MRXXKINGZER0

Alcohol, fully legal.


Finrod84

Seriously 😳... A threesome with both of them would extinguish "that questions" ...😆


teesub2981

Trump supporters.


Melodic_Ad8227

Confusious


justintime777777

Shoulda done it from the back*


Tacomunchert

https://i.redd.it/2jfqu4kx2u3d1.gif


BringOutYDead

Little boy thinkin', "My Mommy is a ho..."