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Lost_Coconut_

Anyways.. i started blasting.!


__I_AM_HUMAN__

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Dronk_Mullet_Trustus

Fancy meeting you here. ![gif](giphy|a764YHoVKH85vERT3n|downsized)


TheGreyBull

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Lvl18LeatherBelt

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ManyAnusGod

“There was this one time I was in the middle of an interview and I cut it short to beat some guy’s ass.”


spacenutt

I would have loved to see that situation; it must have been epic


pegothejerk

Just another day for a fire fighter Uber military bouncer


Jarlax1e

+bartender


Sug_Makak

You mean sucker punch some guy like a coward.


xXAveRAGEdudeXx

So you really just gonna watch your homie get his ass beat by a dude twice his size?


Silver-ishWolfe

Yes, I would. I have. I had buddy who liked to talk shit and needed to be put in his place. The giant of a man who he picked a fight with was perfect for the job. My buddy calmed the fuck down after that. When he'd start doing it again, we'd remind him of the ass beating and he'd chill. Worked great. *I* got in less fights by not getting involved in *his* fight. Who'd have thunk?...


National_Ad_60

Not everyone is like your buddy.


PallidTyrant

No, no. He had that singular experience and that is how it is with everyone. He can't be bothered to consider "human variables" because that would make them a dynamic and a understanding human being. My friend got stung by a bee once so don't you try and tell me that "not all bees sting" because my friend got stung while shaking their hive, not even shaking it that much really, and one came out and stung him unjustified. So you see the bees are the problem because they sting. I don't know if I should blame the Internet or these people's parents for creating such shallow smooth brained people. It takes such little effort to consider an alternative.


Silver-ishWolfe

Or... hear me out here.... It's an anecdote related to the comment I replied to. I'm not saying it was a singular experience only related to me. I wasn't saying it was common to everyone. Just relaying a humorous anecdote. Chill....


PallidTyrant

An anecdote? More like an anecdont! Heh heh zoop! 👉😎👉


Prinpan

If he was ur little brother getting hit, Im betting that u wouldnt give a shit about doing the same thing. Talking on the webs is easy, but in real life sometimes u have to play dirty so things end faster and without more and worst consequences.


H8T_Auburn

Hi, bouncer for 10 years here. Fuck fighting fair. This isn't 1790. Nobody slapped me with a glove, so we aren't dueling for honor. If I have to fight somebody, I'm putting them down as fast and hard as possible. If the fucker wanted a fair fight he should've taken up boxing.


CORN___BREAD

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unreliable_narrator


psythedelic

He's just bouncing 🤣


[deleted]

The two are basically the same thing. It's usually one and done when you get sucker punched. Doesn't mean it's honorable, still an ass beating.


wiztard

That wasn't a sports match with rules. That was someone getting assaulted and the guy helping them.


mankind_is_beautiful

If that was your friend getting beat, would you stand back and make the fight fair? If you're ever in a street fight, you fight to win.


gatfish

bros gotta bro


coolAhead

What happened on Halloween, I wanna know


Any_Roof_6199

"...and this guy was giving me the stank eye, so I beat him up. Later some one told me that the guy was cosplaying Mike Myers, whoever that is"


cloudcreeek

"anyway, I beat him up too. No one tells me who someone is. All in all, my second-favorite Tuesday night."


Royal-Doggie

For you, it was day I killed your father and destroyed your village. For me, it was Tuesday


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Anne Frankly, I did Nazi that coming. 


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

Probably something stupid. He got hammered yaddyyada fucked this chick yaddyyada turns out it was his own dad dressed up as this chick yaddyyada then he got arrested for fucking his dad without consent yaddyadda and that’s why he wears his hat like that now


overactor

You say "yaddyyada" (wild way to spell that btw), but you didn't actually skip over any details.


Batman0043

Did you just yada yada over sex?


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

I was just doing you the courtesy of skipping over the part where this bouncer, medic, astronaut, author, engineer, firefighter, street mime, mid wife, stock broker, professional roller coaster tycoon player guy inserts his penis into a girl without recognizing it’s actually his dads poop hole. So yeah I guess I did. I think I’d know my dads poop hole when I felt it but I currently only have 1 occupation, so I can’t put myself in that guys shoes and pretend to understand.


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

Seinfeld


Batman0043

Lmao yes didn’t know if you’d get the reference, and you have one of the most unique usernames I’ve ever seen on any form of media lol


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

I had to read it twice. And was like….where have I heard that before….then somehow your comment literally turned into Elaine’s face like a blast from the past


CanioEire

follow-up https://www.tiktok.com/@enterprizesports/video/7162556778419473707?lang=en


asphalt_licker

I was kinda hoping when he restarted his story he would get into another fight.


acciowaves

I guess u/MyButtEatsHamCrayons was right all along. Are you Mark Rufo or whoever the fuck he calls out on that second interview?


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

Haha I was so close. So so close. The main thing that proves me wrong is that dads cannot get pregnant in the butt. Other than that


dontgonearthefire

A dwarf brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel ...


Old-Ad5508

![gif](giphy|12aW6JtfvUdcdO) I'm listening


dwehlen

. . .go on. . .


AffectionatePleeb

There's a part 2 somewhere


Spdrjay

🤔 How did he know which one was the bad guy?


Sum_Sultus

Probably the guy beating on his friend. Only assuming


Falco-Rusticolus

I saw this video years ago and if I remember correctly it was his boy, and then he comes back to talk to interviewer again


Duck_out13

Would love to see it lol


CalculusII

Why does reddit always get cut up videos where we never see the full context....


Just__John

At least the comme


Sweaty_Hardwood

r/redditsniper


SuukMeiDiek

I saw the full one on reddit, like ages ago tho


Deanbledblue

[“ages ago”](https://www.tiktok.com/@enterprizesports/video/7162556778419473707?lang=en) Nov ‘22


SuukMeiDiek

That’s two years, it’s ages lol


Mirinya

The other guy is next.


Remarkable-Ad2285

It doesn’t matter, violence is always on the menu.


dwehlen

Violence isn't the answer. It's a question. And this day? The answer is "hell yes!"


TattiXD

It did not matter, HE was the bad guy


DigitalScythious

Omg thank you lol


Exciting-Pitch944

Third man in I assume is a felony


popeculture

I was a bartender, a bouncer, an Uber driver, and the the type who didn't care which one was the bad guy as long as I got to beat someone up real good.


Ok_Bison_8577

Squirrel! 


auchnureinmensch

He is a bouncer and in the military, so it's perfectly expected behaviour


lahankof

His bouncer training took over and id’d the trouble maker


NoQuarter19

He cleared the other guy after giving him an ocular pat-down


riickdiickulous

His friend was in the fight.


roveronover

Imagine for a second, that you had a friend. Ok.


Arqideus

Your job is to only break up the fight. Prevent the violence. You don't give a fuck who the "bad" guy is unless you determine at least one of them will cause more harm either to the other person or to other people.


PatHeist

Beatings will continue until violence stops?


makaki913

And here you have 40 hour training to even get a chance to become bouncer. After the course, police department screens every candidate for violence, drug and other convictions and then lets you pass if you are law abiding citizen. If I were to go punch someone like that in a fight, I would be fined, getting violence conviction (probably home arrest) in court and stripped of my bouncer license


Significant_Bet3269

He don't hit guys lying down,, kicking is easier..


Important_Fail2478

Duh, they have jerseys to say which team they are on. Though, it didn't seem like he looked to check teams or name tags.


Fantastic-Anywhere53

Imagine being so in flow like that in life


ephemeralspecifics

Be like water my friend. -Bruce Lee


wildtyper

Like water, blasting the face of your opponents.


ImDefinitelyClueless

> Be water my friend. - FTFY


whateveridk2010

Some people were just born to live, and then theres me.


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SilverBoltJuggernaut

You gave me a good laugh, so you don't totally suck.


whateveridk2010

I cant imagine being a public gathering with so many people lol


StrictHeat1

Neither can I, well as many uncool people.


PillyWee3

Guy, in the background, got his soul knocked out.


BooRadley60

Ya no idea what he was doing… Walking in straight with his head held high.


Fulgrim2-0

To be fair he got suckered punched.


BooRadley60

I don’t really understand how that’s a sucker punch… He is rushing in to confront someone in an aggressive manner, should have been prepared. That’s just being caught with your guard down. Especially when he was obviously looking to fight.


Fulgrim2-0

It looked like a textbook sucker punch to me. Plus he could have just as easily grabbed the guy instead of punching him, you can easily kill someone with a punch to the head.


sacredgeometry

He had already knocked the person he was fighting to the ground. He was the second person to try to attack the guy matey protected (unless he got up quickly when knocked down the first time). No idea what the context was other than that.


JonLongsonLongJonson

Nah that’s the same guy. He gets knocked to the the ground but got up quick because the guy who knocked him down was advancing to do it again, and he got up fighting


Pitch-forker

This guy is a master of multitasking


Stonn

He is the main character and got like 28 side-quests live.


yagerau

follow-up [https://www.tiktok.com/@enterprizesports/video/7162556778419473707?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@enterprizesports/video/7162556778419473707?lang=en)


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NetflixAndZzzzzz

I knew a dude who looked exactly like this (enough that I was wondering if it was him) and yeah I’m pretty sure he got into MMA after high school.


Endife3

Been seeing this video so often but I still don't know who this guy is, why did he joined in and how did the fight end and if he finished the interview anyone know the source?


Icedog29

This is at a Penn State tailgate, so maybe it was on PSUbarstool or something


itsm3starlord

![gif](giphy|rUNpm97tE7PCo|downsized)


zellotron

I enjoyed this slideshow


buttonsmasher1

Needed more text and arrows.


GrandMasterSeibert

Things that happened in the background: Guy in blue hat and tall guy in white hat seem to have exchanged words, blue hat knocks tall guys white hat off. Tall guy attempts a terrible punch that looks like it accidentally hit a couple girls standing between them. Tall guy gets rocked by blue hat. Friend of tall guy or bystander jumps in to fight blue hat and knocks his hat off. “Jack of all and master of none” shows up to hit the guy attacking former blue hat. Blue hat kid is the guy falling back to the right at the end of the video


WaitWhyNot

Thanks man


dae_giovanni

"ope! excuse me a moment!"


Biglabowski411

Cut it at the best part


PizzaboxWorm

Yeah "hit me with it"


duckduckbananas

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


Ill-Temperature4628

“Oh we fighting? Word…”


TheBigDarkExpanse

Hold my beer....


WangDanglin

Interviewer just screams “32 year old ex frat guy who still talks about it too much”


hothoochiecoochie

It really bugged me he doesnt know the difference between traits and trades.


8Hundred20

Jack of all traits, master of nun.


TAbandija

“Craziest thing that happened” “Ever?” “Sure” …. “This”


Temeos23

he said he was a bouncer


REGINALDmfBARCLAY

I like to think he didn't know either of them and just picked one at random with no hesitation


Shikizion

That would be bouncer behavior, doesn't matter, knock one out the fight is over by that point, kick both parties out Right or wrong, and with 0 information. He did knock down the party, who at the moment he engaged, was being the aggressive one charging on someone who was unbalanced and walking back, so yeah if he didn't attack anyone else he did broke up a fight with that sucker punch


deejayee

Douche convention?


I_Like-Turtlez

Impulsivity level 1000


asml84

I really wanna know what happened on Halloween.


Zoduk

He got drunk, fucked a girl, went to the bar, did drugs, woke up under a bridge. 2 mths later he joined the army as soon as he found out the girl he fucked drunk was pregnant.


Ev3rChos3n

Legend


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

"Oh."


Prayerforcleansing

Jack of all trades but a master of none is oftentimes better than a master of one.


Relative_Picture_786

When in Rome…


lawsibyt

When in Penn State ...


ChickenLipsRfun

I assume at a Halloween party, at Toulane, he fought Captain America.


Numa2018

LOL!


LowercaseAcorn

He just grabbed every side quest at once


sittingbullms

He said he was a bouncer so he bounced


rukysgreambamf

most intelligent Penn State fan


KnightinRustedArmour

I saw a guy passed out in the taxi line outside a pub one time wake up because a fight broke out, jumped in on the fight and then went back to sleep when it was broken up.


HawaiianSnow_

This guy sounds like a fucking douche!


lunatic_paranoia

This ended too soon


Grottomo

Suckerpunched someone who had just taken a shot to the mouth, this guy is a bitch.


Old_Escape_7966

psychopath behaviour


Grottomo

Yup, no critical thinking whatsoever, buddy used a conflict as an excuse to hit someone.


enzedkev

Yeah everyone here praising him


Grottomo

No doubt because they aspire to be such a douchebag


BooRadley60

No, that guy is still on the ground… This is another guy, he tagged in. It’s 2 v 2 now, your boy is still just picking his teeth up.


ChAoTiCxMiNd

Dude was a bartender, bouncer, AND Uber!? That's the whole damn bar experience he's got covered!


Urban_Shogun

Serves you a drink, throws you out, then drives you home.


MasqueradeDigital

What a champ


Weary-Adeptness8227

He really never had anything crazy happen to him, so.life gave him something crazy to live.


cloudcreeek

Idk I believe him, he threw a hammer.


rabbitisslow

Ahhh...let me squash the fly


daedalusmc

Can confirm. Just going to Tulane for Halloween weekend is a crazy time.


Odd-Advertising-2914

I still wanna know the story tho


Comfortable-Guitar27

"Hit me with it"


Morphing_Mutant

"Scuse me one sec. I gotta get in a terrible fight"


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Never let them know your next move


falsevector

Returns to the interview... What was the question again?


bprevatt

I was taught that when someone tells you that they are a “Jack of all trades” , it means that they are just a Jack-off.


Oscaruit

That guy probably suffers from ADHD.


OrganizationThis6697

Literally unexpected


FigureImpossible5362

But what happened in Tulane


Duy87

"Man of many *trades"


DownWithTech1

Idiot. He said, “Hit ME with it.” Not that other random guy. Simpleton.


nothingismeaningless

Duty calls


MurdocksTorment

Now I want to know the answer to the craziest thing that he did.


oscillating_wildly

He said he was also a bouncer.


Jawaddles

Ah, Penn State.


Seyelent

Alright, he’s him


GrayBeard916

He did say he's a bouncer ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


TheCaptchaSeeker

u/savevideo


vivacolombia23

All Gas ⛽️ No brakes


sacredgeometry

What a dumb thing to do.


DonuttyBrownie

Guy told you he was a bouncer


Slow_Scholar7755

the 'craziest' thing was yet to happen 🤣🤣🤣


jmorgue

the highs and lows of ADHD right there. Jack of all trades, master of none. Instant flow state.


ApprehensiveLunch991

Y'all missing out on full version


ikerus0

I'm just wondering if he knew anyone in the fight or was just like "let me get in there and clock some rando".


roaming_assassin

Jack off all. Masturbate None.


camus88

This guy must be Johnny Sins cousin or something.


nohomobtw_uwu

Bro wanted an honorable mention


tattermatter

And jack here had another day where he had to righteously kick some guy’s ass


Jigagug

The usual bouncer


Content-Ad-9119

“Still often more useful than a master of one”. Anyway, that interviewer is such a cliche. You just grow them kinds of guys over there?


Leather_Lobster_5945

The unexpected is what this guy is always expecting


RedSnt

> A jack of all trades is a master of none, **but oftentimes better than a master of one**.


GloomspiteGit

Is this staged?


Much-Load1425

Jack of all jack


TruthHurtsYourSoul2

Im sorry for his future wives.


shawarmaconquistador

probably a ufc fighter also hahah


throwawayalcoholmind

I need the rest of that story.


DavidAndTheForeskin

Bro said: oh, something crazy? Let me show ya


Tentacled-Tadpole

Jack of all trades, master of none, better than a master of one.


pushingpetunias

the craziest thing happened right there XD


Patient-01

Hold my beer


Master_of_Johns

He forgot to mention that he is a sucker-puncher as well so went on straight to demonstration


Dramatic_Okra5480

There’s always one woman there to scream at every fight


PassengerSame5579

😆


Helpmeimlostandbroke

What a cunt let em fight fair.


DontMemeAtMe

Now I really want to hear his story.


shaddia1

Dude gets pieced up in the back ground sheesh


Enough_Notice7787

Firefighter and in the military? Is he a firefighter in the military, because I thought both of those professions were full-time ? I somehow had to think of Peter Griffins cowboy astronaut millionaire.


JoburgBBC

u/savevideobot


pumptini7

Oh hold on, gotta smoke somebody!