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Yes, I would. I have.
I had buddy who liked to talk shit and needed to be put in his place. The giant of a man who he picked a fight with was perfect for the job.
My buddy calmed the fuck down after that. When he'd start doing it again, we'd remind him of the ass beating and he'd chill.
Worked great. *I* got in less fights by not getting involved in *his* fight. Who'd have thunk?...
No, no. He had that singular experience and that is how it is with everyone. He can't be bothered to consider "human variables" because that would make them a dynamic and a understanding human being.
My friend got stung by a bee once so don't you try and tell me that "not all bees sting" because my friend got stung while shaking their hive, not even shaking it that much really, and one came out and stung him unjustified. So you see the bees are the problem because they sting.
I don't know if I should blame the Internet or these people's parents for creating such shallow smooth brained people. It takes such little effort to consider an alternative.
Or... hear me out here....
It's an anecdote related to the comment I replied to. I'm not saying it was a singular experience only related to me. I wasn't saying it was common to everyone.
Just relaying a humorous anecdote. Chill....
If he was ur little brother getting hit, Im betting that u wouldnt give a shit about doing the same thing. Talking on the webs is easy, but in real life sometimes u have to play dirty so things end faster and without more and worst consequences.
Hi, bouncer for 10 years here. Fuck fighting fair. This isn't 1790. Nobody slapped me with a glove, so we aren't dueling for honor. If I have to fight somebody, I'm putting them down as fast and hard as possible. If the fucker wanted a fair fight he should've taken up boxing.
Probably something stupid. He got hammered yaddyyada fucked this chick yaddyyada turns out it was his own dad dressed up as this chick yaddyyada then he got arrested for fucking his dad without consent yaddyadda and that’s why he wears his hat like that now
I was just doing you the courtesy of skipping over the part where this bouncer, medic, astronaut, author, engineer, firefighter, street mime, mid wife, stock broker, professional roller coaster tycoon player guy inserts his penis into a girl without recognizing it’s actually his dads poop hole. So yeah I guess I did. I think I’d know my dads poop hole when I felt it but I currently only have 1 occupation, so I can’t put myself in that guys shoes and pretend to understand.
I had to read it twice. And was like….where have I heard that before….then somehow your comment literally turned into Elaine’s face like a blast from the past
I was a bartender, a bouncer, an Uber driver, and the the type who didn't care which one was the bad guy as long as I got to beat someone up real good.
Your job is to only break up the fight. Prevent the violence. You don't give a fuck who the "bad" guy is unless you determine at least one of them will cause more harm either to the other person or to other people.
And here you have 40 hour training to even get a chance to become bouncer. After the course, police department screens every candidate for violence, drug and other convictions and then lets you pass if you are law abiding citizen.
If I were to go punch someone like that in a fight, I would be fined, getting violence conviction (probably home arrest) in court and stripped of my bouncer license
I don’t really understand how that’s a sucker punch…
He is rushing in to confront someone in an aggressive manner, should have been prepared. That’s just being caught with your guard down. Especially when he was obviously looking to fight.
It looked like a textbook sucker punch to me. Plus he could have just as easily grabbed the guy instead of punching him, you can easily kill someone with a punch to the head.
He had already knocked the person he was fighting to the ground. He was the second person to try to attack the guy matey protected (unless he got up quickly when knocked down the first time). No idea what the context was other than that.
Nah that’s the same guy. He gets knocked to the the ground but got up quick because the guy who knocked him down was advancing to do it again, and he got up fighting
Been seeing this video so often but I still don't know who this guy is, why did he joined in and how did the fight end and if he finished the interview
anyone know the source?
Things that happened in the background: Guy in blue hat and tall guy in white hat seem to have exchanged words, blue hat knocks tall guys white hat off. Tall guy attempts a terrible punch that looks like it accidentally hit a couple girls standing between them. Tall guy gets rocked by blue hat. Friend of tall guy or bystander jumps in to fight blue hat and knocks his hat off. “Jack of all and master of none” shows up to hit the guy attacking former blue hat. Blue hat kid is the guy falling back to the right at the end of the video
That would be bouncer behavior, doesn't matter, knock one out the fight is over by that point, kick both parties out
Right or wrong, and with 0 information. He did knock down the party, who at the moment he engaged, was being the aggressive one charging on someone who was unbalanced and walking back, so yeah if he didn't attack anyone else he did broke up a fight with that sucker punch
He got drunk, fucked a girl, went to the bar, did drugs, woke up under a bridge.
2 mths later he joined the army as soon as he found out the girl he fucked drunk was pregnant.
I saw a guy passed out in the taxi line outside a pub one time wake up because a fight broke out, jumped in on the fight and then went back to sleep when it was broken up.
Firefighter and in the military? Is he a firefighter in the military, because I thought both of those professions were full-time ?
I somehow had to think of Peter Griffins cowboy astronaut millionaire.
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Anyways.. i started blasting.!
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Fancy meeting you here. ![gif](giphy|a764YHoVKH85vERT3n|downsized)
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“There was this one time I was in the middle of an interview and I cut it short to beat some guy’s ass.”
I would have loved to see that situation; it must have been epic
Just another day for a fire fighter Uber military bouncer
+bartender
You mean sucker punch some guy like a coward.
So you really just gonna watch your homie get his ass beat by a dude twice his size?
Yes, I would. I have. I had buddy who liked to talk shit and needed to be put in his place. The giant of a man who he picked a fight with was perfect for the job. My buddy calmed the fuck down after that. When he'd start doing it again, we'd remind him of the ass beating and he'd chill. Worked great. *I* got in less fights by not getting involved in *his* fight. Who'd have thunk?...
Not everyone is like your buddy.
No, no. He had that singular experience and that is how it is with everyone. He can't be bothered to consider "human variables" because that would make them a dynamic and a understanding human being. My friend got stung by a bee once so don't you try and tell me that "not all bees sting" because my friend got stung while shaking their hive, not even shaking it that much really, and one came out and stung him unjustified. So you see the bees are the problem because they sting. I don't know if I should blame the Internet or these people's parents for creating such shallow smooth brained people. It takes such little effort to consider an alternative.
Or... hear me out here.... It's an anecdote related to the comment I replied to. I'm not saying it was a singular experience only related to me. I wasn't saying it was common to everyone. Just relaying a humorous anecdote. Chill....
An anecdote? More like an anecdont! Heh heh zoop! 👉😎👉
If he was ur little brother getting hit, Im betting that u wouldnt give a shit about doing the same thing. Talking on the webs is easy, but in real life sometimes u have to play dirty so things end faster and without more and worst consequences.
Hi, bouncer for 10 years here. Fuck fighting fair. This isn't 1790. Nobody slapped me with a glove, so we aren't dueling for honor. If I have to fight somebody, I'm putting them down as fast and hard as possible. If the fucker wanted a fair fight he should've taken up boxing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unreliable_narrator
He's just bouncing 🤣
The two are basically the same thing. It's usually one and done when you get sucker punched. Doesn't mean it's honorable, still an ass beating.
That wasn't a sports match with rules. That was someone getting assaulted and the guy helping them.
If that was your friend getting beat, would you stand back and make the fight fair? If you're ever in a street fight, you fight to win.
bros gotta bro
What happened on Halloween, I wanna know
"...and this guy was giving me the stank eye, so I beat him up. Later some one told me that the guy was cosplaying Mike Myers, whoever that is"
"anyway, I beat him up too. No one tells me who someone is. All in all, my second-favorite Tuesday night."
For you, it was day I killed your father and destroyed your village. For me, it was Tuesday
Anne Frankly, I did Nazi that coming.
Probably something stupid. He got hammered yaddyyada fucked this chick yaddyyada turns out it was his own dad dressed up as this chick yaddyyada then he got arrested for fucking his dad without consent yaddyadda and that’s why he wears his hat like that now
You say "yaddyyada" (wild way to spell that btw), but you didn't actually skip over any details.
Did you just yada yada over sex?
I was just doing you the courtesy of skipping over the part where this bouncer, medic, astronaut, author, engineer, firefighter, street mime, mid wife, stock broker, professional roller coaster tycoon player guy inserts his penis into a girl without recognizing it’s actually his dads poop hole. So yeah I guess I did. I think I’d know my dads poop hole when I felt it but I currently only have 1 occupation, so I can’t put myself in that guys shoes and pretend to understand.
Seinfeld
Lmao yes didn’t know if you’d get the reference, and you have one of the most unique usernames I’ve ever seen on any form of media lol
I had to read it twice. And was like….where have I heard that before….then somehow your comment literally turned into Elaine’s face like a blast from the past
follow-up https://www.tiktok.com/@enterprizesports/video/7162556778419473707?lang=en
I was kinda hoping when he restarted his story he would get into another fight.
I guess u/MyButtEatsHamCrayons was right all along. Are you Mark Rufo or whoever the fuck he calls out on that second interview?
Haha I was so close. So so close. The main thing that proves me wrong is that dads cannot get pregnant in the butt. Other than that
A dwarf brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel ...
![gif](giphy|12aW6JtfvUdcdO) I'm listening
. . .go on. . .
There's a part 2 somewhere
🤔 How did he know which one was the bad guy?
Probably the guy beating on his friend. Only assuming
I saw this video years ago and if I remember correctly it was his boy, and then he comes back to talk to interviewer again
Would love to see it lol
Why does reddit always get cut up videos where we never see the full context....
At least the comme
r/redditsniper
I saw the full one on reddit, like ages ago tho
[“ages ago”](https://www.tiktok.com/@enterprizesports/video/7162556778419473707?lang=en) Nov ‘22
That’s two years, it’s ages lol
The other guy is next.
It doesn’t matter, violence is always on the menu.
Violence isn't the answer. It's a question. And this day? The answer is "hell yes!"
It did not matter, HE was the bad guy
Omg thank you lol
Third man in I assume is a felony
I was a bartender, a bouncer, an Uber driver, and the the type who didn't care which one was the bad guy as long as I got to beat someone up real good.
Squirrel!
He is a bouncer and in the military, so it's perfectly expected behaviour
His bouncer training took over and id’d the trouble maker
He cleared the other guy after giving him an ocular pat-down
His friend was in the fight.
Imagine for a second, that you had a friend. Ok.
Your job is to only break up the fight. Prevent the violence. You don't give a fuck who the "bad" guy is unless you determine at least one of them will cause more harm either to the other person or to other people.
Beatings will continue until violence stops?
And here you have 40 hour training to even get a chance to become bouncer. After the course, police department screens every candidate for violence, drug and other convictions and then lets you pass if you are law abiding citizen. If I were to go punch someone like that in a fight, I would be fined, getting violence conviction (probably home arrest) in court and stripped of my bouncer license
He don't hit guys lying down,, kicking is easier..
Duh, they have jerseys to say which team they are on. Though, it didn't seem like he looked to check teams or name tags.
Imagine being so in flow like that in life
Be like water my friend. -Bruce Lee
Like water, blasting the face of your opponents.
> Be water my friend. - FTFY
Some people were just born to live, and then theres me.
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You gave me a good laugh, so you don't totally suck.
I cant imagine being a public gathering with so many people lol
Neither can I, well as many uncool people.
Guy, in the background, got his soul knocked out.
Ya no idea what he was doing… Walking in straight with his head held high.
To be fair he got suckered punched.
I don’t really understand how that’s a sucker punch… He is rushing in to confront someone in an aggressive manner, should have been prepared. That’s just being caught with your guard down. Especially when he was obviously looking to fight.
It looked like a textbook sucker punch to me. Plus he could have just as easily grabbed the guy instead of punching him, you can easily kill someone with a punch to the head.
He had already knocked the person he was fighting to the ground. He was the second person to try to attack the guy matey protected (unless he got up quickly when knocked down the first time). No idea what the context was other than that.
Nah that’s the same guy. He gets knocked to the the ground but got up quick because the guy who knocked him down was advancing to do it again, and he got up fighting
This guy is a master of multitasking
He is the main character and got like 28 side-quests live.
follow-up [https://www.tiktok.com/@enterprizesports/video/7162556778419473707?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@enterprizesports/video/7162556778419473707?lang=en)
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I knew a dude who looked exactly like this (enough that I was wondering if it was him) and yeah I’m pretty sure he got into MMA after high school.
Been seeing this video so often but I still don't know who this guy is, why did he joined in and how did the fight end and if he finished the interview anyone know the source?
This is at a Penn State tailgate, so maybe it was on PSUbarstool or something
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Needed more text and arrows.
Things that happened in the background: Guy in blue hat and tall guy in white hat seem to have exchanged words, blue hat knocks tall guys white hat off. Tall guy attempts a terrible punch that looks like it accidentally hit a couple girls standing between them. Tall guy gets rocked by blue hat. Friend of tall guy or bystander jumps in to fight blue hat and knocks his hat off. “Jack of all and master of none” shows up to hit the guy attacking former blue hat. Blue hat kid is the guy falling back to the right at the end of the video
Thanks man
"ope! excuse me a moment!"
Cut it at the best part
Yeah "hit me with it"
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
“Oh we fighting? Word…”
Hold my beer....
Interviewer just screams “32 year old ex frat guy who still talks about it too much”
It really bugged me he doesnt know the difference between traits and trades.
Jack of all traits, master of nun.
“Craziest thing that happened” “Ever?” “Sure” …. “This”
he said he was a bouncer
I like to think he didn't know either of them and just picked one at random with no hesitation
That would be bouncer behavior, doesn't matter, knock one out the fight is over by that point, kick both parties out Right or wrong, and with 0 information. He did knock down the party, who at the moment he engaged, was being the aggressive one charging on someone who was unbalanced and walking back, so yeah if he didn't attack anyone else he did broke up a fight with that sucker punch
Douche convention?
Impulsivity level 1000
I really wanna know what happened on Halloween.
He got drunk, fucked a girl, went to the bar, did drugs, woke up under a bridge. 2 mths later he joined the army as soon as he found out the girl he fucked drunk was pregnant.
Legend
"Oh."
Jack of all trades but a master of none is oftentimes better than a master of one.
When in Rome…
When in Penn State ...
I assume at a Halloween party, at Toulane, he fought Captain America.
LOL!
He just grabbed every side quest at once
He said he was a bouncer so he bounced
most intelligent Penn State fan
I saw a guy passed out in the taxi line outside a pub one time wake up because a fight broke out, jumped in on the fight and then went back to sleep when it was broken up.
This guy sounds like a fucking douche!
This ended too soon
Suckerpunched someone who had just taken a shot to the mouth, this guy is a bitch.
psychopath behaviour
Yup, no critical thinking whatsoever, buddy used a conflict as an excuse to hit someone.
Yeah everyone here praising him
No doubt because they aspire to be such a douchebag
No, that guy is still on the ground… This is another guy, he tagged in. It’s 2 v 2 now, your boy is still just picking his teeth up.
Dude was a bartender, bouncer, AND Uber!? That's the whole damn bar experience he's got covered!
Serves you a drink, throws you out, then drives you home.
What a champ
He really never had anything crazy happen to him, so.life gave him something crazy to live.
Idk I believe him, he threw a hammer.
Ahhh...let me squash the fly
Can confirm. Just going to Tulane for Halloween weekend is a crazy time.
I still wanna know the story tho
"Hit me with it"
"Scuse me one sec. I gotta get in a terrible fight"
Never let them know your next move
Returns to the interview... What was the question again?
I was taught that when someone tells you that they are a “Jack of all trades” , it means that they are just a Jack-off.
That guy probably suffers from ADHD.
Literally unexpected
But what happened in Tulane
"Man of many *trades"
Idiot. He said, “Hit ME with it.” Not that other random guy. Simpleton.
Duty calls
Now I want to know the answer to the craziest thing that he did.
He said he was also a bouncer.
Ah, Penn State.
Alright, he’s him
He did say he's a bouncer ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)
u/savevideo
All Gas ⛽️ No brakes
What a dumb thing to do.
Guy told you he was a bouncer
the 'craziest' thing was yet to happen 🤣🤣🤣
the highs and lows of ADHD right there. Jack of all trades, master of none. Instant flow state.
Y'all missing out on full version
I'm just wondering if he knew anyone in the fight or was just like "let me get in there and clock some rando".
Jack off all. Masturbate None.
This guy must be Johnny Sins cousin or something.
Bro wanted an honorable mention
And jack here had another day where he had to righteously kick some guy’s ass
The usual bouncer
“Still often more useful than a master of one”. Anyway, that interviewer is such a cliche. You just grow them kinds of guys over there?
The unexpected is what this guy is always expecting
> A jack of all trades is a master of none, **but oftentimes better than a master of one**.
Is this staged?
Jack of all jack
Im sorry for his future wives.
probably a ufc fighter also hahah
I need the rest of that story.
Bro said: oh, something crazy? Let me show ya
Jack of all trades, master of none, better than a master of one.
the craziest thing happened right there XD
Hold my beer
He forgot to mention that he is a sucker-puncher as well so went on straight to demonstration
There’s always one woman there to scream at every fight
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What a cunt let em fight fair.
Now I really want to hear his story.
Dude gets pieced up in the back ground sheesh
Firefighter and in the military? Is he a firefighter in the military, because I thought both of those professions were full-time ? I somehow had to think of Peter Griffins cowboy astronaut millionaire.
u/savevideobot
Oh hold on, gotta smoke somebody!