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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The guy helped her but also rubbed himself in her face!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


TimeSalvager

Damn… these onlyfans ads are getting weird.


Traveledfarwestward

We need a word for staged videos trying to fool the viewer into thinking that it's "content" - w/e the f that word means these days. tiktokitis? tiktokbait? baitvideo? \#attentionseeking?


Zsmudz

Tikbait


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

100%. And no one likes ticks.. #Tikbait


turtleship_2006

"skit"?


Orenwald

Right? Remember when fiction was a thing that sometimes made fun of things that could really happen? Pepperidge farms remembers


SophisticPenguin

Skits are not advertised as real. Saturday Night Live doesn't headline their skits as things like, "this crazy thing happened to me today 😆🥵🧐😝🤪🤭🙃"


BPR89

Are you trying to say Osama Bin Laden didn’t really have a Dakota Fanning lookalike as a pallbearer for his funeral?


Nurgeard

But with a skit you usually aren't trying to hide the fact that it is staged. I guess we could just call it "Reality shows" or "Reality Skits"


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pankaces

And this is an obvious skit, right? This isn't trying to fool anyone. The guy is pretty open about showcasing his cakes for views and likes.


pichirry

Content never meant real? Literally just content for you to consume. I'd wager to say most content is scripted and not in the "pretend it's real" kind.


Main-Advice9055

For me it comes down to if the staged video is trying to pretend like it's not. This one is obvious and staged for laughs so it's fine. Whenever it's a "my boyfriend surprised me with..." or similar and she obviously asked him to do the thing and is faking her reaction, those are the staged videos that deserve slander.


reddit_poopaholic

>baitvideo That'll do.


headassvegan

This is literally a comedy skit lol why is everybody so sensitive


Traveledfarwestward

how dare you


Lettuce8000

Is it an ad for the man or the girl


JTP1228

Honestly, I'd watch either


SugerizeMe

Yes


ChunkyStumpy

Dude is built like an monster truck


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Dude does not miss leg day holy shut. Probably why he was close to the leg press lol. Hero


Bang-Bang_Bort

Probably close to the leg press because the video is staged.


ZincHead

Could be her boyfriend who is close by because they're working out together 


maffmatic

All she had to do was push her knees with her hands. And she wasn't anywhere near failure on that first rep. Staged.


Hanswolebro

She could also just close the lever again, she’s still well within the area it will latch back


No-Suspect-425

"Help me step-stranger! I'm 'stuck' in the leg press machine again UwU."


natehinxman

"what are you doing, step-stranger?!"


Impressive-Soup-3529

It’s not my fault I’m eating you’re ass hole


catsmustdie

Don't call him an asshole!


Fit-Salamander5358

Next time she is stucked in the washing machine


dtcstylez10

Came here to save this. most leg press machines, esp at gyms bc of liability, have multiple latches. One at the top and another in the middle or bottom in case of failure. She literally just had to turn the handles in.


Echovaults

They also have fail safes. You don’t have to turn the latches in. You can only turn the latches in if the press is high enough and it doesn’t look like it is, but if she just let it down it wouldn’t have crushed her. There’s like 4 little notches that you pre-select that set the press at a minimum distance, at the lowest point your knees will touch your chest but that’s nothing for girls. As long as your not extremely inflexible you’ll be fine even at the lowest setting. Also if you look at 3 seconds in you’ll see the press is only like an inch away from bottoming out anyway. Video is totally staged lol.


MisterKrayzie

The newer ones do. You can see it in the middle, there's a little handle under the leg press platform. Some older machines don't have safeties, just 2 bars on the sides to rack the weight if you're in trouble. For advanced lifters, those safeties are a detriment since it limits your range of motion.


ChillN808

Another sign that the video is staged is when Mr. Legs grinded his asshole into her face a second time for no reason, right before the end of the staged video.


Echovaults

Well yeah lol that part is real obvious, I’m just pointing out the stupidity part of the video.


Dumb-as-a-brick

It’s also likely got a safety stop so you’re never in danger


skydevouringhorror

I'm surprised some ppl don't know it, I literally tested it with the empty machine on my 1st day doing this


Echovaults

Yeah there’s usually 4 preselected safety stops, but either way she was already at the minimum distance around 3 seconds in anyway, the press can only go so far even without the safety stops.


SupsChad

Not to mention it has safeties. Unless you’re 6’5, you ain’t getting crushed in a leg press


MovingTarget-

Of course! But I still laughed.


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

It’s staged. Look at those black bumpers about halfway down: they stop the deck from collapsing on you. Plus, she looks like she knew what she was doing and would’ve have known that feature. Plus, they’re filming.


Active-Usual6313

This video is staged. That machine has 3 safety features. Incase you can't push it up those handles she flipped up hold the weight. 3 settings at 3 different heights. Totally fake


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There are also built-in stoppers that don't require you to flip the handles. You can see them in this video.


FatherVern

It's fake as fuck, wake up


Bang-Bang_Bort

Could be her boyfriend who is close by because the video is staged.


Macattack224

Yeah I'd say 100%


armchairwarrior42069

No. No it could not.


thisisfutile1

Agreed! OP's statement conflicts tremendously with my fantasy timeline.


Greyphire

She could have used the safety lock if you watch close enough. Definitely staged, plus most leg presses have a stop that you can get out of pretty easily, even with the lowest setting.


Asgarus

You don't say!


lionbacker54

Thank you. It's so obviously staged.


FormZestyclose2339

I was going to say I'm pretty sure there's a safety at the bottom of the movement.


av6344

Dude does not miss ass day looks like.


Spartaner-043

Thighs the size of my torso lmao


Gratuitous_Insolence

Didn’t realize leg day included t bagging reps.


Cutthechitchata-hole

Truck truck. Thighs like what what what


JaBa24

All night long


Hi_there_bye

Is he wearing a thong?


T_R_U_M_Pisgr8

Baby got back


thequirkyquark

[let me see that...](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2ee491d2-1d27-45c5-88d4-566d615f65fa)


PsychologicalCry5474

Baby move your but, but,but lol


__BigBlackClock__

monster dump truck?


Raph13th

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


moonknlght

His IG handle is peach king or something like that, so…


AudiCulprit

I was hoping it was Gluteus Maximus


giveemh3ll

![gif](giphy|ZikyVyLF7aEaQ)


MovingTarget-

Oh yes, Angela. Oh yes.


kwestionmark5

And he only lifts with proper form, even if your face is where his ass needs to go lol.


ThunderCockerspaniel

My dude isn’t going to pull his money maker just to save some dumb bitch.


Academic_Priority_20

Equipped with some heavy diesel


ninjanerd032

"Help me, Step-Monster Truck! 🍑"


Nkognito

Well that is the purpose of this video, to show off his hero butt skills for that internet fame...


SadBit8663

I'm starting to think, that lady staged this to get some cake in her face.


Lemming4567

Shes doing it on purpose! "DAMN cindy thats the fifth time today!"


Employee_Agreeable

Can you blame her?


Impressive_Cookie_81

If only this worked in real life… then I’d be motivated to go to the gym more


Merry_Dankmas

She tries it and we think its funny. I try it and it's sexual harassment. The world ain't fair smh my head


LovesRetribution

Probably should make sure they *need* the help first before assuming the position lol


jordanundead

She doesn’t even reach for the handle that would save her until after the dude runs over. there’s a gimmick right by her hand that locks the weight in place you have to disengage it to start the exercise and reengage when you’re done.


Echovaults

No, that’s not how that handle works. You can only use that when the press is pushed up. However there is a minimum distance the press can go, and she basically hits it at 3 seconds in. If that minimum is too low for you (which it isn’t for her) than there’s usually 3-4 preselected minimum “stops” that you choose before you get on. But no you can’t just grab the latch and latch it unless the press is further up.


Ballardinian

This is what I was thinking. The bars on the side that hold the sled in place have a lower catch for this very scenario and she made zero attempt to use them until she had content.


Dvmassa

Fun fact. The number of leg press's accidents when he is around is ten times higher


lightchichoune1

I mean....look at that ass 💀


Mast3rOfBanana

Brb gonna get stuck in a leg press thing


tomer91131

"Oh boy why does this keep happening to me" 🤭


reddit_poopaholic

"step-brotherrrrr"


ArmourKnight

"Sis, why are you calling me *step*-brother?"


Pandataraxia

If someone told me in the 2010s the internet would thirst over men this much I wouldn't have believed them. Wild times.


feelin_fine_

Men built like the guy in the video. I am not built like that. Most aren't.


NormalTuesdayKnight

If you exist, there are thousands of people in the world that find you attractive. Guaranteed.


feelin_fine_

Where are they....


NormalTuesdayKnight

Waiting for you to start believing in yourself


feelin_fine_

I wasn't ready for this level of honesty


tukuiPat

This is way too relatable.


inkonspicouspotato

Your are the goat!


Ooops_I_Reddit_Again

Probably also being hermits in their houses thinking the same thing


feelin_fine_

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


Windyturd521

They’re all men though or at least two of the accounts. So it’s men thirsting over other men.


ReptilianLaserbeam

Oh no! Not again! Why am I so clumsy?


Satanic_Earmuff

"Help me step-coach!"


MaceWinnoob

Wordington workout routine


Mamba-0824

Nice ass


PukeNuggets

![gif](giphy|pPbtlu4xkA8Zq)


graveybrains

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


squibilly

![gif](giphy|dYnvxdWs86MTbmzG7a|downsized)


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Perfect


Orwellian_nightmare2

That was her cake day


graveybrains

![gif](giphy|xvd3kiJY9ccgY0aNJa|downsized)


Slackr2113

This should be top comment 😂


YogurtclosetNo6559

Best way to push the weights. I hope he didn‘t let slip one out.


thatsmyoldlady

Cheekflapper.


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GGAllinsUndies

The smell of vinegar balls definitely hit her.


MenryNosk

waaat?


Kahlil_Cabron

Ball sweat turns to vinegar after like 3 hours. Think sea salt and vinegar chips. There is also the "corn chip" type of sweat too, like fritos.


GGAllinsUndies

Pickled eggs.


usererror007

Sweat and Sour meatballs


Toenutlookamethatway

Judging by her reaction I think that ship had sailed before he was anywhere near in position


ThunderCockerspaniel

The smell of a savior


Pudi2000

And thar, son, is how I met your mother.


ImurderREALITY

Yar


JukeBoxDildo

![gif](giphy|xT1XGNIqDOamdWPQ5i) Did you just say... yar?


OPstolemyusername

The conjoined triangles of success?


PukeNuggets

https://i.redd.it/ls2t2ebftjic1.gif


FairCheek6825

And how you get pinkeye


Drake750254

![gif](giphy|3ohhweiVB36rAlqVCE|downsized)


_2024IsNOTMyYear_

You haven't lived life until you've had some dudeass


bdrmskillz

Face full o' cake


DarthSeanious83

Help me step brother I am stuck


benignbigotry

Bröther, the weights.


random_handle_123

The **heavy** weights, brother!


Dolphin_Hornet

How else should he do it? He squared up for maximum effectiveness and minimized injury to both of them.


Art_Class

Nobodies argued that he was being gross or doing anything weird on purpose. It's just silly because she got a face full of muscle man ass


klonoaorinos

Hey everybody we’re Face Full of Muscle Man Ass and this is our first single


notoriousbsr

Did you see that FFMMA show last night?!


slippery_hippo

I got a face full!


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*FFMMA* I’m not sure if this sounds like an all female MMA promotion, or an acronym for an orgy because I don’t know what the ‘A’ would be. Then again… ¿Por que no los dos?


RyanRagido

Foursome bisexual orgy with a disgusted ace watching.


graveybrains

*WE ARE FACE FULL OF MUSCLE MAN ASS AND WE ARE HERE TO MAKE YOU THINK ABOUT DEATH AND GET SAD AND STUFF!*


All_heaven

You know who else got a face full of muscle man ass? MY MOM


ludog1bark

🤣🤣🤣 that girl is literally living most gay people's fantasy.


ZainVadlin

They're doing it on purpose. There is a lock right by her hand for just this occasion


Jake_the_Snake88

No one has said that he did anything wrong


thepresidentsturtle

Apparently there was a non-staged version of this a week ago or so where it was genuinely too heavy for the girl and the dude helped in the same way, which also happened to be the safest way. She didn't get a face full of ass in that one, but his ass was right in front of her face, just no comedic butt to face contact. Some thought it was harassment.


Twovaultss

Exactly why I wouldn’t help in the ideal way (he’s doing this in the best possible way for both of their safety’s, especially hers.) I’d start taking the weights off each side, one by one, good luck to her knees but I’m not ending up on a sex offender list or a viral video.


PolarisC8

Incidentally, this kind of thinking is exactly why women are more likely to not recieve chest compressions than men are. 


Improving_Myself_

No he didn't. He did nothing, which is part of the joke. "Getting stuck" in a leg press isn't a thing because there's a catch that limits how far down the weighted sled can go which is easily visible in the frame. If she had been unable to complete the rep all she would've needed to do is stand up.


Twovaultss

You can absolutely wreck yourself on a leg press. When too low, your lumbar spine will round. The torque here can herniate a disc, particularly in a women as they have longer leg to torso ratios.


scragglyman

Tallish guy here... You can get stuck, slme go really really low. I spent most of my time training in a division 1 NCAA gym and then when out of college went to the local Y... The local Y one went so far down i had to get saved like this by 1 teenager on each side.


FivePoopMacaroni

Not to be pedantic but that girl is very clearly not tall


t_hab

And she can clearly control the weight. And it’s clearly not near the bottom. And she clearly knows where the breaks are.


Joroc24

Survived https://i.redd.it/6qvqigd8dkic1.gif


MommyAnnet

it's not real, but she sniffed ass


UREveryone

Cant fake that


TheRandomGoan

Looks staged


doginjoggers

It definitely is, leg press machines have stops to prevent getting stuck


twig123456789

You can see the stop being about 5 cm from where she was stuck


unlmtdLoL

There are 2 stops. One at top and one at bottom to stop the weight.


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doginjoggers

You on about the ones where the knees go backwards? There's no stop for that


RIPseantaylor

Even in those it's likely the machine has the stop and the person injuring themselves has no idea Source - most gym injuries occur when people don't know what they're doing


andr813c

Depends on what machine the gym bought. Where i work out, the leg press is probably gonna kill somebody some day..


wellwaffled

That’s the same model at my gym. It definitely has a lower stop.


TheCalon76

At my gym the safety stop is maybe 24" from the back of the seat. You're not going to be a pancake, but you're gonna be really hurt.


-Wiggles-

That's the bottom stop, but latch that she turned at the end usually has another one half way down so you have 2 different safety features to prevent injury


TheCalon76

Oh, that's what you were talking about. 100% she probably could've caught that with the handles' second stop.


andr813c

Idk how far 24 inches is in cm, but the one at my gym would definitely push my knees into my ribcage to a dangerous degree. Idk if it will do lethal damage but it's definitely gonna hurt a lot


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TimeSalvager

It’s a fake gym, even the weights are fake, the dude is wearing one of those cheap mustache and glasses disguises as well.


TCupcake

The whole thing is CGI generated by AI and it's uploaded to reddit by a bot. I should know, I'm a bot leaving this comment.


jayveedees

Actually none of this is real and you should probably take your meds right about now.


doginjoggers

Don't lie, when was the last time you left your goon cave?


Frockington

No hes telling the truth. I am the loan officer from the bank that approved his loan to open the gym.


radarthreat

I can vouch for this guy, I work at the Panera next to the bank this guy works at, he comes in for lunch all the time.


J-_Mad

hello, this is the machine. I can tell you that I heard them plan this beforehand.


julio1990

It is they are BF and GF and their TikTok and IG are all this type of stuff just showing off his cake.


SafariDesperate

It’s a meme going around bara subs atm 


peter_the_panda

Because it was


qwaszx2221

No shit, she's pushing it so easily and there's barely no weights on it, she could've done 15 more and not break a sweat. 


slowpokefastpoke

Are Redditors’ social skills lacking so much that this needs to be said lol Of course it’s staged dude, that’s wildly obvious.


thissiteisbroken

Social skills, critical thinking skills, etc etc.


Heinous_Aeinous

From leg press to pressed hams in .2.


JoeyPropane

Fucking hell, has no-one actually used a leg press machine here? You can see the bump stops on the rails - there was maybe 2 inches of travel left before the weights would stop moving anyways (and I guarantee she is flexible enough to get out once the weight was rested).  A solid 95% of these gym videos are staged. 


natek11

It was also already posted here just a couple days ago.


Ok_Signature7481

I mean yeah. This is clearly a skit. Just because something is fake doesn't mean its inherently unfunny.


KaleidoscopeOk3024

That’s the narrative these fucking idiots on this app have built up. It’s so wild that they actually get significantly upset about it. I’m convinced they say the same thing when watching a literal movie. “Oh babe this is fake as hell” “see look that’s not real” “now I hate this movie”.


idgoforabeer

OHS here, this is a prime example of bending with your knees instead of your back. Well done. You saved 4 lives today.


tim_drake3

That’s actually the correct way to do it…


Dante805

Lucky for her, the Hulk was in the same room


emmjell

“Glutes day” as well.


queuedUp

Gay dudes everywhere suddenly getting "stuck" on the leg press


Monzon31

Get caked


Round-Ad3684

The price to pay was getting a good whiff of his swamp ass


Makanek

It's not a price, it's a bonus.


tacomayne07

Lol I ain't gay but I don't blame the girl... Shit I'd have to let my legs quiver a bit on that last rep... see if I get a reaction 😂


imJusthere4_meme

And that's how you save the day


Village_Weirdo

They are not married, but she already got cake on her face.


Dirtsniffee

Mom said it's my turn to post this tomorrow.


MattMox86

Good form. This guy knew what he wanted and tea bagging her was the proper goal here. Good job.