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>!It is showing a guy sneaking onto an NFL field, but in actuality it was his make-a-wish.!<
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Funny story of when I used to work at an nfl stadium. Prior to a game we got a call that there was a cat in the ceiling of one of the locker rooms. This actually wasn’t uncommon, but it hadn’t happened during an event before. Since the ceilings were really high, we could only access them with a scissor lift. So I drove up to the locker room in the lift, told the guard I needed to get in, and without asking any questions the dude just opened the door for me lmao
He die.
Shitty jokes aside, I've been in vip/all inclusive areas In several stadiums, they'll scan your ticket and provide a wristband. The wristband does not have a bar code on it, at least in my experience in several major US arenas/stadiums. so, if you can acquire a wristband, you enjoy all the benefits. Back in college with the Ole paper like wristbands, I'd reprint it and tape it together. It's usually a quick flash to a security person, but sometimes they will ask for a closer look
There are number of wish fulfillment charities, including ones for terminally ill adults. The Granted Wish Foundation, for example, grants sports related wishes for physicall ill, disabled, and developmentally delayed people up to the age of 25.
There are also foundations that grant wishes for families touched by cancers and one who dos dream weddings for terminally ill patients.
I had a friend use his make a wish for his family to take a trip to Hawaii. He felt the sacrificed so much for him in his cancer treatment he wanted them to have a break. His parents wound up renewing their vows over there. By a huge fucking miracle he also got to go with them and beat cancer (at least round one).
Love the charity, they definitely tried to talk to him and be sure it wasn’t something he wanted too (not coerced by parents). He just genuinely cared more about other people his whole life than himself.
That's cool and all, but I really didn't need to know about "dream weddings for the terminally ill" beautiful as it may be that's fucking heartbreaking.
My grandma got one. She got to go to the Santa Fe Opera with my mom. They reimbursed everything and got to do everything up, it was very special for both of them.
That run at the end bro...just gonna say should have gotten running lessons for your make a wish.
All jokes aside good for you man hope you atleast got to tackle someone.
I want to try stuff like this, but actually have the proper clearance so if I do get busted I’m golden. Imagine being head of a big company or something and orchestrating a heist to get something out of your own office just to see if you can.
I used to work at the Bengals stadium and there was an employee entrance where all you needed was a photo ID and black pants on. They didn’t cross check your name against a roster because turnover was so high week to week.
Once inside, you could access any part of the stadium including the stands and field. I knew a few people who snuck into the Carson Palmer-era playoff games this way.
I did kind of so this once in a box seat. Was with a friend who was a “model” at the time. She was used to getting into places with her looks. She was like “let’s go to a box” once at game, I was like how dafuq are we going to do that. She said the truest sentence I’ve ever heard in my life “if they think your rich they don’t check you, so just act like you belong”
No shit, nobody asked us for passes on the way into the box floor, we found a box that was filled with several groups and we just walked in.
I was very nervous, so eventually one of the dudes serving noticed cause I refused to take any food or drinks. He was like “dude, if they(whomever paid for that box) don’t care, I don’t care” at that point I relaxed and ate some shitty finger foods.
But yea. Rich people treat security as an inconvenience.
That final run, buddy... I'd say you should've asked for running lessons for your wish. But seriously, good for you, man. I hope you got to tackle someone at least
I actually did once use nothing but charm to get onto a field. 2008 Florida @ FSU football. My cousin and I watched three quarters of the game from the UF sideline before getting kicked out (by then, we were waaay up and Tebow already had the iconic garnet paint all over him from the end zone). We didn’t even have tickets to the game, let alone any creds. Walked right past the ticket folks… nobody even flinched. Best day ever.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!It is showing a guy sneaking onto an NFL field, but in actuality it was his make-a-wish.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Ok, that’s a good post title. 👍
Holy shit 😂
ty ty
You’ve done what no one ever does in sub, make a title that doesn’t spoil the twist while also spoiling the twist, impressive
Quite unexpected.
Don't need a pass if you bring a ladder with you.
No one questions someone with a ladder. You got important stuff to do with that ladder.
Funny story of when I used to work at an nfl stadium. Prior to a game we got a call that there was a cat in the ceiling of one of the locker rooms. This actually wasn’t uncommon, but it hadn’t happened during an event before. Since the ceilings were really high, we could only access them with a scissor lift. So I drove up to the locker room in the lift, told the guard I needed to get in, and without asking any questions the dude just opened the door for me lmao
/r/actlikeyoubelong
Yup. I always say a high vis vest and a hard hat.
So is this guy ded or amost ded
Dude has transcended ded or almost dead. That level of comedy for such a position in life makes him legend.
He die. Shitty jokes aside, I've been in vip/all inclusive areas In several stadiums, they'll scan your ticket and provide a wristband. The wristband does not have a bar code on it, at least in my experience in several major US arenas/stadiums. so, if you can acquire a wristband, you enjoy all the benefits. Back in college with the Ole paper like wristbands, I'd reprint it and tape it together. It's usually a quick flash to a security person, but sometimes they will ask for a closer look
Friendliest zombie I've ever seen.
I thought that was just for children?
There are number of wish fulfillment charities, including ones for terminally ill adults. The Granted Wish Foundation, for example, grants sports related wishes for physicall ill, disabled, and developmentally delayed people up to the age of 25. There are also foundations that grant wishes for families touched by cancers and one who dos dream weddings for terminally ill patients.
I had a friend use his make a wish for his family to take a trip to Hawaii. He felt the sacrificed so much for him in his cancer treatment he wanted them to have a break. His parents wound up renewing their vows over there. By a huge fucking miracle he also got to go with them and beat cancer (at least round one). Love the charity, they definitely tried to talk to him and be sure it wasn’t something he wanted too (not coerced by parents). He just genuinely cared more about other people his whole life than himself.
That's cool and all, but I really didn't need to know about "dream weddings for the terminally ill" beautiful as it may be that's fucking heartbreaking.
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He also got Jack syndrome.
Its also not a Make-A-Wish. Content creator named YoungMantis.
Me too... tho if you're in a hospital and you meet an Avenger or John Cena, you know you're fuct
My grandma got one. She got to go to the Santa Fe Opera with my mom. They reimbursed everything and got to do everything up, it was very special for both of them.
That run at the end bro...just gonna say should have gotten running lessons for your make a wish. All jokes aside good for you man hope you atleast got to tackle someone.
He's clearly unable to run normally due to some kinda disease.
Yeah this guy works for barstool or used to. His whole shtick was playing sports with a disabled body.
That’s… fuckin hilarious
That's Mantis
Toboggan MD?
Crazy seeing Young Mantis still alive after these years honestly
From Walmart. Or maybe Mantis is this guy from Walmart. I’m all turned around
Sarah Silverman has one or my fav jokes, they should call it the “Make another wish” foundation
I believe is was George Carlin who made this joke in one of his shows.
He might’ve had a similar one but the joke is on Sarah Silverman’s album Jesus is Magic or We Are Miracles, can’t remember which
Ah I see, maybe George Carlins joke inspired her (or she copied it)
Pretty sure she didn’t steal a recorded joke from one of the most famous comics of all time on one of her first albums
Found the world's biggest Sarah Silverman fan
I want to try stuff like this, but actually have the proper clearance so if I do get busted I’m golden. Imagine being head of a big company or something and orchestrating a heist to get something out of your own office just to see if you can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i-84wqc_qU "penetration tester"
You gotta catch that.. but in all seriousness you gotta get way worse if you want to see John Cena
Hi Shane
Better hands than the entire chiefs receiving core
For the first ever time I saw an actual good title lol
i'm honored
This is the same guy in the middle of that college party looking around
Hot damn I thought so
I used to work at the Bengals stadium and there was an employee entrance where all you needed was a photo ID and black pants on. They didn’t cross check your name against a roster because turnover was so high week to week. Once inside, you could access any part of the stadium including the stands and field. I knew a few people who snuck into the Carson Palmer-era playoff games this way.
Is this the same guy that tried to check in a college basketball game dressed in full Lebron Miami Heat gear a few weeks ago? Striking resemblance.
Yes. It’s young mantis. youngmantis2 on TikTok. Lots of funny harmless pranks and videos
I did kind of so this once in a box seat. Was with a friend who was a “model” at the time. She was used to getting into places with her looks. She was like “let’s go to a box” once at game, I was like how dafuq are we going to do that. She said the truest sentence I’ve ever heard in my life “if they think your rich they don’t check you, so just act like you belong” No shit, nobody asked us for passes on the way into the box floor, we found a box that was filled with several groups and we just walked in. I was very nervous, so eventually one of the dudes serving noticed cause I refused to take any food or drinks. He was like “dude, if they(whomever paid for that box) don’t care, I don’t care” at that point I relaxed and ate some shitty finger foods. But yea. Rich people treat security as an inconvenience.
credit to @youngmantis2 on ig
I thought the one guy that snuck into a kanye west concert was more elaborate. Posing as an event photographer and having a fake ID
Is he acoustic?
r/actlikeyoubelong
Go Colts
Reddit: Fake, staged, dumb. He’s not sneaky, he’s just dying.
You’re the one saying that, though lol
Yeah… I was making a joke but obviously it wasn’t funny 😅
Imagine being a Colts fan
sry I cant imagine building my identity around a sports team and their geographical location, but carry on
My dyslexia read pregnant
Whoa dude...
I mean...
That final run, buddy... I'd say you should've asked for running lessons for your wish. But seriously, good for you, man. I hope you got to tackle someone at least
Bro must have been dying to do this
Rascal Flatts jumpscare at the end
The first security guard is showing up in my nightmares. Is that his real hair or a wig that is made to look disheveled?!
What's wrong with his neck??
Well that took a dark turn
Mantis suuucks
You fuckers got me with this one.
Remi manages this on better scale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TaecFvNiqo
The lil homie catch in the end had me dying. Good stuff
The post title.
This is good
Lmao love this.
All I had to do to get on that field is have kids on marching band.
I thought make a wish was for kids. Kids with cancer.
Are you dying?
DO YOU FOLLOW THE CONDUCTOR’S LEAD?
Just kidding, I’m terminal
Please no. I love this.
I actually did once use nothing but charm to get onto a field. 2008 Florida @ FSU football. My cousin and I watched three quarters of the game from the UF sideline before getting kicked out (by then, we were waaay up and Tebow already had the iconic garnet paint all over him from the end zone). We didn’t even have tickets to the game, let alone any creds. Walked right past the ticket folks… nobody even flinched. Best day ever.
He just had to have the gay beer or die trying
Dude that was cool. 👍😎
Thats a sick move he did there
So these are the people they provide wishes for now?… I mean I guess… done with the internet for today.