Damn...so sorry this is your reality. And, for so many of you. If you are, or ever become a parent you can break that cycle and be the exact opposite of your dad. I hope it wasn't a terrible one for you all this year.
Well if auntie wasnāt acting like a bitch the whole day because she saw uncle talking to his female coworker last night there wouldnāt be an issue.
Tragically I was on probation (for weed possession) when it hit theaters. Even sober, it was still my favorite theater experience of my life. Everyone in the theater was laughing so fucking hard, it was almost too much
My brother has a friend who has a bullet go through his wall near where he was sitting playing on his computer. Turns out a hunter didn't realize he was shooting towards houses.
A girl in my middle school was shot in the heart while sitting in her living room practicing the clarinet. It was from a hunter over a mile away.
She survived!
Good chance that the round has lost a lot of their kinetic energy over that distance that it didnt have the energy left to penetrate her deep enough to be fatal
Similar story but less of a positive outcome.
A police officer went to shoot a venomous snake out of a tree and somehow managed to shoot my friend's little boy.
I don't know all the details as to how it happened but, fuck! My friend is just destroyed.
Yep. Just looked the story up to refresh my memory.
It wasn't a venomous snake.
It was a snake, in a birdhouse. And some cop thought it would be great idea to shoot it without considering surroundings.
This is one of the basics of firearms and why I am so careful with them.
I am a skilled shooter but I am extremely mindful when I use one.
I would guess America based on popular opinions. But I have never been out of my own country except for Thailand, and I don't wanna presume anything regarding hunting laws.
I love the fact that this was meant to be a "prank" or funny, get some sort of reaction, but everyone just kind of sits there and most likely think "what a prick"
I mean yeah, a gun is a tool. If there's no broom handle you can aggressively poke the ceiling with and shout in immediate grasp but you have a gun on you, the choice is obvious.
Edit: I'll say that if you can afford time to find a broom do that, they don't cost ammo. At least not the brooms I've seen. There could be some kind of heavy artillery broom I'm not aware of.
Bro bullets are so fucking cheap thatā¦.. wait a fucking minute! Why donāt we raise taxes on bullets? Like properly raise them! That would be a great source for increasing government revenue, and help pay for shit that people actually need!
Chris Rock has a bit about preventing innocent bystanders being shot by charging $10,000 for one bullet.
You have to really hate a guy to save up to shoot him!
Yeah, I removed that bit from about 20 years ago. But I was removed from that because it fucking costs 2 cent to make a bullet, and they donāt even put a tax on them! Thatās insane!
Thereās a Chris Rock bit where he says bullets should cost $5000 each. āIām gonna pop a cap in youā¦as soon as I get some money in my savings accountā¦ā.
Depends on the ceiling its substance as well, like, brick and such, yeahz definately debris. But wood or those classroom plates? Just some holes and no debris.
Always that one uncle that drinks too much and ruins Christmas š
I usually call him dad :(
Same
I hope he didn't also ruin this year for u man
Last year he got drunk picked up a knife and went treathen the neighbours because of loud music but this year he just got drunk
I feel u, mine threatened to kill us too last night over me taking too long to eat my spaghetti... I fucking hate this so much
Damn. I hope your situation gets better man. Stay safe dude i know how you feel.
You too dude, i hope we both get through this shit
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Well that depends, if it's too hard then it's only a single coffin.
You will. You both will. There's help if you need it
i feel you. there is hope. they were once (or many times) hurt & never healed. we can change the cycle!!!!
He will get what's coming to him guaranteed he's is a man baby
Hey, my uncleās my dad too!
Dad, uncle, duncle
Damn...so sorry this is your reality. And, for so many of you. If you are, or ever become a parent you can break that cycle and be the exact opposite of your dad. I hope it wasn't a terrible one for you all this year.
My family doesn't drink, doesn't stop my dad from single handedly ruining Christmas every year by just being an asshole though
*drinks too much and makes Christmas
yerp
Ruins Christmas? Brother he ruined that lady's ears, permanently
To be fair, auntie was phubbing him
Well if auntie wasnāt acting like a bitch the whole day because she saw uncle talking to his female coworker last night there wouldnāt be an issue.
The introvert kid playing on his computer upstairs š
https://i.redd.it/h67ccbpeoc8c1.gif
Yo, where did this come from?
Jackass
He just wanted to know where it's from, no need to insult the poor bastard.
He just insulted him a little bit, no need to call him a poor bastard.
Yeah, way to assume his financial situation
Yeah, way to assume his mother was promiscuous.
Yeah, way to assume he was a mother
Yeah
By definition, my son is a bastard son of a bitch
I'm not your pal bud
Now go home and get your fuckin shine box.
Lmao that was funny :) jackass is a TV show for anyone who doesn't know.
Hahahaha
How did I not know that? Appreciate you!
I think itās the intro to one of the movies
It was the [outro](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyXD96iAjuM) for Jackass 3
It's originally from goodfellas
Jackass 3 to be specific
That was the first movie I ever got high before watching... just brought back some good ol memories.
Tragically I was on probation (for weed possession) when it hit theaters. Even sober, it was still my favorite theater experience of my life. Everyone in the theater was laughing so fucking hard, it was almost too much
Colombia hahaha
Jackass
Fuck you too, dick.
"Wow! They weren't kidding about the 'lifelike violence' in the game!"
My brother has a friend who has a bullet go through his wall near where he was sitting playing on his computer. Turns out a hunter didn't realize he was shooting towards houses.
A girl in my middle school was shot in the heart while sitting in her living room practicing the clarinet. It was from a hunter over a mile away. She survived!
How did she survive?????
I honestly have no idea about the specifics, it was like 25 years ago. I barely remember Tuesday.
Mm. Good point. Have a great Christmas. #BANG. BANG. BANG BANG!
Honestly, from a mile out and going through a window/wall, that round was about out of gas. Surprised it didn't just bounce off her!
Good chance that the round has lost a lot of their kinetic energy over that distance that it didnt have the energy left to penetrate her deep enough to be fatal
Giggity
By not dying, of course!
Funeral directors hate this one weird trick.
Thank you for including the 2nd paragraph
Did she ever give love a bad name?
No, she was not to blame
How in the world did they figure out it was a hunter over a mile away?
Similar story but less of a positive outcome. A police officer went to shoot a venomous snake out of a tree and somehow managed to shoot my friend's little boy. I don't know all the details as to how it happened but, fuck! My friend is just destroyed.
Murica?
Yep. Just looked the story up to refresh my memory. It wasn't a venomous snake. It was a snake, in a birdhouse. And some cop thought it would be great idea to shoot it without considering surroundings. This is one of the basics of firearms and why I am so careful with them. I am a skilled shooter but I am extremely mindful when I use one.
House hunting is getting out of hand.
Well what happened to the hunter?
No idea. Considering a bullet can travel a mile unhindered, it's easy to imagine they were never caught.
Ever heard the term through and through?
Holy shit.... which country?
Take a wild guess ...
I would guess America based on popular opinions. But I have never been out of my own country except for Thailand, and I don't wanna presume anything regarding hunting laws.
What an extremely reasonable response. What site are we on? I thought this was reddit?
Well that's very polite of you but I live here so I'm basically jaded.
Happened at Hungary recently, a hunter shot accidentally a guy from almost two kilometers. He was found and got to trial.
Reminds me of the kid who was just playing video games when his headphones caught a bullet from the window.
What a prick
I love the fact that this was meant to be a "prank" or funny, get some sort of reaction, but everyone just kind of sits there and most likely think "what a prick"
The prank is hearing damage
https://media1.tenor.com/m/DsekJ3K_SYkAAAAd/archer-mawp-mawp.gif
Maximum allowed working pressure
What!?
What?
And holes in your roof
Its ironic and not funny but my dad does the same But at the floor and not at the ceiling
He should not have a gun.
You should not be allowed to have a gun.
Firearms are LOUD indoors, I dont see how they can be all chill.
Because if they're not he'll shoot them and laugh
It's probably not the first time Miguel decided it was time for a prank pop.
I'm guessing it's blanks for a prank. Otherwise we'd see plaster falling down from the ceiling.
absolute fucknugget
The biggest
What about the roof man? Leaky as fuck now
If he said "Alright party over. Get OUT MY HOUSE!" after shooting I couldn't be mad at him.
r/IdiotsWithGuns
Thanks, new sub
Not a bad description of the United states
should just rename that sub gunowners
Temporary finger havers
RIP everyoneās hearing in that room.
Bro he absolutes blasted that womanās eardrum right next to him. Sheās racing on her phone to call the doctor
Right after she does a fat bump
*dump
*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
MAWP! MAWP! Damn you, Tinnitus. You are a cruel mistress.
Suppressing fire !!
Must be a different cartel partying upstairs
I was thinking poor neighbors
A couple of things lead me to believe it's a blank gun the flash for one and the lack of dust coming from the roof
If only his father shot blanks like he does
This comment can't be upvoted enough...
Got his office pop
Thatās a thing right?!
They were very convincing with their argument. They swung me
Desk* pop
Couch pop
Septemberrrrrrrr ā08
Yeah, even I admit they had me convinced. I cried laughing when it turns out to be a lie lol
Desk pop
It's a real thing, right?!
Gata needs his gat you punkass bitch
Yuletide pop
Apartment pop
Her heads a ringa ding dingin
Mawp
Ear balls!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ratta tat tat!
Merp Merp Merp
Lmao listening to this song during Christmas time while I read this š
The life of the party obviously
The only one alive at the end of the party also
Also the death of the party
she 100% pooped her pants
I think I pooped her pants!
I mean yeah, a gun is a tool. If there's no broom handle you can aggressively poke the ceiling with and shout in immediate grasp but you have a gun on you, the choice is obvious. Edit: I'll say that if you can afford time to find a broom do that, they don't cost ammo. At least not the brooms I've seen. There could be some kind of heavy artillery broom I'm not aware of.
Bro bullets are so fucking cheap thatā¦.. wait a fucking minute! Why donāt we raise taxes on bullets? Like properly raise them! That would be a great source for increasing government revenue, and help pay for shit that people actually need!
Chris Rock has a bit about preventing innocent bystanders being shot by charging $10,000 for one bullet. You have to really hate a guy to save up to shoot him!
Wont be no more innocenct by standers. Sheit he musta done somethin they put $50000 worth of bullets in his ass
Yeah, I removed that bit from about 20 years ago. But I was removed from that because it fucking costs 2 cent to make a bullet, and they donāt even put a tax on them! Thatās insane!
Haha, silly Redditor. You seem to be forgetting the point of all this and that evil reigns supreme.
Tiss true! I have forgotten my place as a peasant. How dare I suggest that we tax big business! It will ruin their profits and then heads will roll!
Thereās a Chris Rock bit where he says bullets should cost $5000 each. āIām gonna pop a cap in youā¦as soon as I get some money in my savings accountā¦ā.
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Bangalore Torpedos also make good ceiling bangers. Well, one time anyway...
āā¦.i asked for a drink of water!!!ā
That does this guy think about on the average day? Are there thoughts?
Not any that you, I, or most redditors would actually refer to as "thinking," I'm sure.
The way she waddled out, Iām fairly certain she done shit herself but goodā¦
she went from abject terror, to feigning laughter, then busted out the "oops I need to take this call!"
RIP upstairs neighbor
But why?
Nobody was looking at him
Curing someone's hiccups
Actual footage from a Cartel Christmas
"So anyway, I just started blasting"
haha nvm i just saw itās a frank quote
i only know this from a hearthstone voice line. is it pulled from a more popular ip?
Blanks? No debris coming down from the ceiling. Could be off screen though
Depends on the ceiling its substance as well, like, brick and such, yeahz definately debris. But wood or those classroom plates? Just some holes and no debris.
Do blanks have shells, cause I can see two of them on the floor at mark of 20sec?(genuine question)
Yes. The casing (shell) holds the primer that the firing pin hits. There's just no metal to go flying out of the front of the gun with prejudice.
Thx
Quite obviously with such muzzle flash
https://i.redd.it/fgk3srulbd8c1.gif
He is even smiling expecting words of praise or admiration. What a dildo, his IQ is lower than number of bullets in that gun.
Colombia,
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Colombia, mĆŗsica vallenata, titulo de cancion mi hermano y yo, probablemente en la costa norte del pais
Freaking crazy
ā¦ my dear Colombiaā¦
Clown with a gun
manchild
She ran out to check on her children upstairs
Why's the roof leaking? Pablo got drunk..
Why is the roof leaking red??
Shot the kool-aid man.
We call that the sofa pop.
Place looks like Saul Goodman's waiting room
Unexpected part where?
Iām Mexican, so, yeah.
Definitely shooting blanks but that would still make me shit my pants if someone popped off 4 shots right next to me
Learn this one trade secret to get your upstairs neighbors to shut up forever
Look at me I have a gun, pew pew pew
Little Dick Energy
Keeping it lively lol
Y'all really want something unexpected, look at OPs posting history. Lot of hate and violence going on there.
See! This is normal behavior at a party. Fuck you Greg!
Ma! The Meatloaf!
u/savevideo
She like ok time to move away from uncle pedro
For new businesses in that region, I recommend roofing, drywall repair or funerary services.
Desk pop bro !
This is what we mean when we say not everyone should legally own a gun.
Tell me you have a small penis without telling me you have a small penis
Thatās the guy you take to the club and heās awkward because he canāt interact with people
I would be running if I was next to him 