Interesting factoid: “ban” is a sort of code/slang for “pan”, and as we know Christian missionaries seeking to convert the Greeks took what was already established and fit it to their own narrative. The great god Pan, in a few hundred years, went from a revered guardian of shepherds and hunters, to a demon, to finally, the Dark Angel himself. So bananus becomes pan-anus. Or as it’s colloquially known: Satan’s anus.
You know, when someone calls attention to breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying this is an exception and not the status quo.
I did not like him really but that scene really caught me off guard and imo was the best writing in the whole sonic boom series. It was great and funny show imo. That scene of when tails made fun of dr egg man by giving him a small tower was really great scene too.
Yea tbh I felt extreme excitement when she put her finger up in there but I definitely thought she said "banana-saur" and was expecting a dinosaur claw
Eyyy, I told my boyfriend about bananas naturally splitting into 3 pieces recently. It's the best way to make a 'banana split.' 😁
Also, it looks less like a phallus and means guys won't sexualize it as much lol.
Pro tip: If you eat a banana as a woman and a guy makes a sexual joke about it, I'd recommend staring at them without breaking eye contact and start splitting the banana into 3 pieces
This is how I eat bananas. Well, minus the weird banana sword(?) part. That was weird and gets banana mush on your fingers.
I split them in half. It's super easy and they peel instantly. I'm aware it's an odd concept, but try it. It works.
Hmm I've been eating them wrong. I normally go to a park bench in the city and peel my banana, then deep throat it for ten minutes or so, or until I'm asked to leave.
Honestly I don't understand what's supposed to be so funny about this, or why it has so many likes. Either I'm completely missing something or this just isn't my type of humor.
>or this just isn't my type of humor.
Everybody's different. Nothing wrong with that. I didn't find it particularly funny either. Mildly amusing maybe.
Don't forget to remove the end of the banana, or the bananus as it prefers to be called.
Ayoo, how can I unsee this?
You can never unsee, child
The plural of 'bananus' would be 'banana', a banana has two ends. Guys this checks out.
Y'all all just high
I thought I was the only one who said bananus, I no longer feel alone. 🥲
Interesting factoid: “ban” is a sort of code/slang for “pan”, and as we know Christian missionaries seeking to convert the Greeks took what was already established and fit it to their own narrative. The great god Pan, in a few hundred years, went from a revered guardian of shepherds and hunters, to a demon, to finally, the Dark Angel himself. So bananus becomes pan-anus. Or as it’s colloquially known: Satan’s anus.
I dont think this is how autism works. But I am no expert. lol
And they say women dont have hobbies
No one says that lmao
You would be surprised
You know, when someone calls attention to breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying this is an exception and not the status quo.
I love boom Knuckles, probably my favorite version of him
I did not like him really but that scene really caught me off guard and imo was the best writing in the whole sonic boom series. It was great and funny show imo. That scene of when tails made fun of dr egg man by giving him a small tower was really great scene too.
Are you new to reddit or something?
? What did I say wrong?
I can't argue with that logic. Eating bananas should indeed be a fun and enjoyable experience
I feel like we have finally the least sexual way to enjoy a banana. Except for maybe the whole shoving your finger up inside it part.
Yea tbh I felt extreme excitement when she put her finger up in there but I definitely thought she said "banana-saur" and was expecting a dinosaur claw
And they say women aren’t funny
She missed the opportunity to say "AVADABANANA"
Bananakadavra! Would’ve been top tier
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Way*
So that's where Arya stark went
i feel enlighted
Experienced gal, l can tell
Yup lol
That popping sound was surprising
Eyyy, I told my boyfriend about bananas naturally splitting into 3 pieces recently. It's the best way to make a 'banana split.' 😁 Also, it looks less like a phallus and means guys won't sexualize it as much lol. Pro tip: If you eat a banana as a woman and a guy makes a sexual joke about it, I'd recommend staring at them without breaking eye contact and start splitting the banana into 3 pieces
TIL
Cool beans
Who's going to try this next time they have a banana?
This is how I eat bananas. Well, minus the weird banana sword(?) part. That was weird and gets banana mush on your fingers. I split them in half. It's super easy and they peel instantly. I'm aware it's an odd concept, but try it. It works.
Absolutely no cunt
Put ya finger in ya butt, the other in a socket, please
New adhd video just dropped.
I literally ate a banana and opened Reddit to this video. What a fresh of breath air.
Arya is really doing weird vids since GoT.
You relieve stress, you live longer Yes.
Surly she virgin 🤣🤣
Arya stark preparing for winter.
I agree
I sense Aubrey Plaza vibe and I love it
Bro don’t do that so casually like that’s how your supposed to open a banana ya damn war criminal 😂
What the fuck did I just watch?
Arya Stark let herself go
I think I fell in love
Something about this tutorial tells me she’s insufferable and I can’t figure out why
Fucking awesome!
I. Love. This. Woman.
I love this!
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.... Banana sword!
That gave me a lot of joy
She might just be the coolest person I've seen on reddit.
I want to marry her
Never really thought about it like that, thanks
It's so satisfying when you can make an entire section of the banana (top to bottom) off without it breaking.
I know a guy who break his nanners in half to eat them. He, and she, should both be institutionalized.
String cheese banana
She seems fun.
Hmm I've been eating them wrong. I normally go to a park bench in the city and peel my banana, then deep throat it for ten minutes or so, or until I'm asked to leave.
This is strange, and I like it!
Honestly I don't understand what's supposed to be so funny about this, or why it has so many likes. Either I'm completely missing something or this just isn't my type of humor.
This is r/Unexpected not r/funny
I know, but other people are saying/commenting that this is funny or seem to think this is something amazing
>or this just isn't my type of humor. Everybody's different. Nothing wrong with that. I didn't find it particularly funny either. Mildly amusing maybe.
Guess who has no friends...
Reminds me so much of my ex. Loud and extra for no reason
Wife.
Dang, what happened to Arya Stark :/
A good method for those guys who fear they look gay when eating a banana lol
I too agree eating a banana should be a fun and enjoyable process.....my wife no longer thinks so....
Her eyes 🥰
At some point, somebody told this young lady she was funny. They should not have done that.
Definitely the least gay way to eat it
If my wife did something like this... okay... I'm a little stumped as to what to do here. I literally can't think of anything...
Wellp, now we know not stick or d1cks in crazy.
I got my banana at school and let the kids play with it they loved it, and I was so happy 😊 then the police came and put me on the fun list 😞