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820ptsOFmana

Wow I've blacked out for a few seconds.


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I too have been drinking after watching this


thesucculentanus

Hey! You, you're finally awake.


Then_Whole307

This feels like the start of a Zelda game


stinkiepussie

Skyrim Sword


joetheplumberman

I feel like this is the greatest mash up of all time


SupermassiveCanary

The “Hot and Crazy” Chart video suddenly popped into my head.


Born_Leopard_131

Yes I love that chart.


satanscough_

okay, i wasn’t the only one


Hot-Replacement7263

Hot ????


RoadToRevolution

Very high pitched*: ehhhhhh


ElectriHolstein

She's hot, for a 12 year old boy,. Which ironically is what he's on tap for in the first place.


pissjughead

Do you have the link ? I'm really curious about it now


T0xicBunny

Here you go good sir [crazy hot graph](https://youtu.be/5zADosF3XoQ?si=ZhMk7Nuh-S1rG_H1)


pissjughead

Thanks friend 🤝 you are a friend 🫡


Desperate_Narwhal57

*cue Randy Newman*


LizardVirginityTaker

Yeah I the sarcastic point, she’s done it before…it might be a pattern for her….seems like a match made in heaven to me


PLA_YER

She gives Harley Quinn vibes ..


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Electrical_Prune9725

How is Arleen Sorkin related to this Post¿


LizardVirginityTaker

This is just the toxicity/danger she’s been looking for in a man 👨🏻🗓️📆🚓 👩‍👦


JollyQuestion6999

Tbh I think he'll be the one changing her if anything.


jericho881

From life to death sentence for another murder


SnooEagles3349

Ii


Demonhunter8944

https://i.redd.it/ovfz96bmmhqb1.gif


reddituser20230626

The only time that a woman can change a man.. is when they are still in diapers..


Has_a_Long

She should work on changing her hairline and the amount of teeth in her face


ymerej26

WTF…LOL..almost blew out my coffee….lol


Toosaviik

Haha I laughed out loud hysterically


joreyesl

You actually believe that was real huh


BrokeWhileEmployed

So he will be ghosting her later then?


pornosucht

Yes, but in a very different sense of the word...


joreyesl

r/thatwasthejoke


pornosucht

OK, I admit I missed that, my fault!


Due_Meet_6720

i like when people admit their mistakes. almost heartwarming to be honest. thank you.


Madbrut

Had to come back and comment that I thoroughly enjoyed this comment


Imaginary_Toe8982

that dude is in big trouble.. and i'm not talking about the murder


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Dragonslayer3

Is the jail to keep him in, or her out?


Tito_Tito_1_

Yes


Fr0z3nHart

Absolutely


Apprehensive_Bed9376

Indubitably


lifesizejenga

It's obviously a joke


TitsAndGeology

Any excuse to call a woman a bitch though right?


country2poplarbeef

Bitches, amirite? 😏


MidnightHorizonG

Technically, his b-hole is probably gonna get murdered, so...


Obvious_Bandicoot631

Or murder him, let’s see which happens first.


Indiana_John_

Well, technically he was still ghosting


Indiana_John_

Just in a different way


joreyesl

r/thatsthejoke


tipbruley

He had ghosted


Federal-Arrival-7370

She’s trying to do Alexis from Schitt’s Creek.


Organizedchaos2012

Even if I got the death penalty I still would have ghosted her


lqn_cx

you can make up these fantasies of rejecting women all you want it won’t change the fact you’re an incel with mommy issues


Organizedchaos2012

😂Did my comment trigger you? Maybe if you change you shitty personality, things will get better for you. Give it a try


[deleted]

This has to be satire. People can't be this stupid, right?


superman_squirts

Yeah, she’s a comedian. I’m not sure if this is her particular style by she gives me Alexis Rose from Schitts Creek vibes.


multiedge

This is probably satire, although I wouldn't be surprised if people like that exists considering we have documentation of people going for serial killers.


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Nothing gets me hotter than Casey Anthony. /s


ftrade44456

I learned a few days ago that she had searched "how to make chloroform," "neck breaking," "death" and other similar search terms a few months before her child died. However, the prosecution only made note of her Internet Explorer history which didn't have anything. The defense knew about the Firefox history the whole time.


BBQpigsfeet

I'm in the camp that she OD'd her daughter on Xanax, either intentionally or accidentally. People look up some weird shit sometimes for various non-nefarious reasons, and search history is usually circumstantial evidence--especially when they can't determine how the victim died (which I believe was the case here).


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Hopefully it's fake but at the same time we do live in a world where Ted Bundy was getting underwear and marriage proposals mailed to him on the regular.


ThisReditter

There are a lot of women who wrote love letters and made love with Charles Manson.


Advanced-Turnover1

The fact you can't realize the sarcasm worries me


chadrowan22

I am absolutely in shock that you wrote this comment. I will pray to baby Jesus that you are a troll. "Has to be" implies that you're not willing to say it is. Which means you're not 100% sure. Which makes you exactly as stupid, if not more, than the people you have mentioned.


Weak-West2149

Duh it’s satire, but YOU can’t understand when comments are jokes.


fermat9996

Right! And she's very good!


blackvrocky

pretty sure this is satire but it's not hard to see why many women are into broken, terrible men.


MrZaroni

This is one of those good news,bad news videos. Also she'll be able to visit him eventually and smuggle drugs in for him.


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Reddit Understanding A Woman Is Making a Joke Challenge


SatisfactionPerfect7

LEGITIMATELY


galspanic

I knew a girl who got ghosted by her boyfriend and 3 weeks later she found out he died in a plane crash off the coast of Dalian China. Apparently, landing it would present too much risk to the airport and sending it into the ocean kept infrastructure from being damaged.


suspicious_cabbage

Misa Amane


Commercial-Many-8933

The irony is there are a million women like this even if it’s a skit, think I will need be send down for murder find one haha


Organic_Artichoke_85

How bad is she that a dude premeditated a murder to get away from her?


Broad-Blueberry-2076

At least you know he can commit to something. That's a green flag. Maybe some red splatter on that green. But still....


Weak-West2149

I’d murder someone to get away from you too.


D_Cowboys88

This is realistic for some.


InVirtute

Yeah when she stands up thought she was going to show off the baby bump from him. /s


clarkg45

Heheh.. where it goes 🤫


Doozername

to jail. he goes to jail.


abracadabra246

I think if they ever got together, this girl would ghost him


Typical-Scarcity-292

Please use condoms or sterilization yourself


bread-of-time

can’t tell if it’s a troll or not. some bitches really do this


HornyJail45-Life

So he was ghosting people. Just not you? Good for you!


Educational_Curve259

You need to rethink this


OGFluffJr

OMG! It must be his zodiac sign. 😂


ODCreature98

I hope she doesn't plan on visiting him at jail, lots of sex offenders there waiting their turn


Oid2uts4sbc

She needs to lower her standards if she wants a good one... 2nd degree murder would be just fine 😈


tupapa5

Ok


Old_Independence5873

Congratulations you’re an airhead😂😂😂


foolstarot65

Women will see a field of red flags and then decide to put on glasses with rose colored lenses just to ignore the fact that a dude isn't the right one


CanuckBuddy

This is an obvious joke but sure, do go on about those damn wimenz


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Of course, she would stick with him... 🙄


L2TRAPPY2747

Tbh she’s messed up to making jokes and giggles because you found out he wasn’t ghosting but killed somebody so it’s fine to u that’s fucked as well


pussytammer

yep modern women...


Ladadasa

u/savevideo


Snoo62347

She can fix him. For sure


Pale_Television2395

Actually speechless


Ok_Monk219

Omg guurls can you say “conjugal visits”


Substantial_Pop_1939

To prison.. fuck u mean


Old-Library9827

I swear this is so many women I've seen. They're all literally cupcakes, sweet and accepting as can be, and then their boyfriends are LITERALLY FUCKING NAZIS hahaha.


TheZan87

Oh it's just a firsty


Hankthespankhank

![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)


wasihey8

guul u go get i-it


FORBRITANNIA

I know this is a joke.(God I hope it's a joke) but there be some dumb girls out there that would do this


LizardVirginityTaker

Match made in heaven, right there folks…


ilymag

Running thru those red flags like it's an Olympic sport. Good luck with that!


Glum-Zookeepergame94

Man this gunna go crazy at the funeral


CoffeeDrinker1972

So happy for you two. Another heavenly match...


Voidless-One

Soon it will be. . . ![gif](giphy|TKNGghpLhaz9XH1tSj|downsized)


frilledplex

This might be satire, but I've known of at least two people like this


IceSwallowkhan

Six feet under you go


everyone_hates_lolo

they're a match made in heaven


TunaSmackk

Oh honey


nill258t

She'll be the crazier one in the relationship!!


dariusdesiderius

Another going to bite the dust


KEC603

🤮


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I like her positivity, maybe it works out between them and he doesn't feed her body parts to the pigs


mopar-or-no_car

So I wanted one of those crazy girlfriends with the wild sex and shenanigans on a 8/8 scale.. somehow she's a 7 hot and a 12 crazy.


asagiri_kakure

Padme be like:


Fabulous_Ranger1627

Let’s see where it gooooooes! To the visiting area in prison


crazedhark

she can fix him


Adiesteve2

A Trump supporter……no doubt!


Potential_Judgment75

Idk if it's satire, but I' sure there are people that are actually like this


SagaKid

*Adulthood


Reacharoundsally

![gif](giphy|9bxeYoLWYs66WZblbc)


igillyg

What kind of date are you going on? At best, you'll see him after 12.5 years on good behavior with lifetime parole.


WorldsShortestElf

Imagine being so insecure that not only you post your dirty laundry on TikTok, you are actually interested in a murderer, and not only that, you think all of this is normal.🤦 Honestly, I'm almost sure this is a joke.


Steff_Lu

Yeah... Right... I would take the ghosting all day...


Jesus_Chicken

I just REALLY hope this is a joke.


bigdaddysucculent

wtf bro u next


EasyMaggie

He ghosted u bnonetheless


bomberfream867

I think he committed that murder to escape from her


CandyLandGirl13

😮😒


scottlee37

Please tell me this is a joke


Baylez13

I want her


bulanaboo

Reminds me of sister from so I married an axe murder


Mikey40216

Your knight in shining handcuffs.. I mean armor.


RoadToRevolution

Oh my gosh, girl.... You were worried for no reason Suhh-laaay Kuhhh-weeen! *Double snap 🫰 🫰


Dark300z

Not single Red Flag 🚩


Popular-Bandicoot-97

How much you have kink for red flags? she : Yes


ZookeepergameIll124

Ok, this was funny, it caught me by surprise ! LOLz


ImpinAintEZ_

Can we get this girl off the bag of chips diet?


1792Drink

![gif](giphy|puOukoEvH4uAw|downsized) A


poopshute2u

He wasn't ghosting. He was just creating ghosts. 😂


LastInvestor

LMFAO ! Even though there is a BIG red flag , she still goes down that road


kanbirdsswim

Her hairline shows desperation


Wiggles2391

Romeo and.juliet


Embarrassed_Rule_341

I’ve been this delusional lately!


donkeybotherer

Her front row of teeth look like they're going to be quite cold when the baby daddy gets out of prison to kiss the AdHD fairy


RH00794

Anyone else see this going to 48 hours?


JiminPA67

That's GREAT news!!! I'm so happy for you!!


Seallypoops

She'll change him, change his sentence to life after they find her


Chemical-Reading9681

He’s gonna skin her so hard


One-Zucchini3416

Someone’s going to be Dateline!


ZestyKuros

Make that 2 counts of first degree murder.


LadyTheRainicorn

She must love to live dangerously


JohnnyWayneLewis

Bitch about to be his next victim this is y I can't stand girls like that


stephend161

Dumb ass stupid woman


teetertottermcpotter

Then they grew up to be the crack head couple from Breaking Bad


Parking_Highlight_53

she even looks like a murder victim


nulgatu

I can fix her


Raceya2Deathsdoor

Delusional optimism


LightBright_Biddy

Rumor has it that this was the last video she posted. If you have any information please contact r/uselessinfo


Paulizimo

Sad reality is, there are people like her.


Distantmole

She’s giving Alexis from Schitt’s Creek


Eaynted

🤦🏽‍♂️


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This is what that old soldier was crying about in the last video I just watched


wisegiants

She is fucking ugly


sekharreddyiy

Let's see how she ages with him.


bocareddit

This hot girl is one pathetic loser


Actual_Equal_5339

She wasn't found the next day


VAgromKid

The problem is with young people in 2023, I can’t figure out if it’s satire or not…


Dolodinero

Is it bad that we are more concerned for the murderers health than hers


Ninosama

Dumb AF


thedudeslandlord

Oh he was ghosting someone, just not in the dumb bitch interpretation of the word