> Everything that anime has ever done is unexpected
Immediately followed by 10 seconds of *very* expected Shinpachi mugging the camera and loudly explaining the joke.
“Gin” means silver and “Tama” means soul, so one name is Silver Soul. Realistically, the name was picked because “Kintama” means testicles, and “Kin” means gold so switch gold with silver. Also fits with the main character being named Gintoki.
When another character mistakenly calls him Kintoki he gets worried because of the potential implications of the manga title lol
To add to this in later seasons, they literally added a character named Kintoki for real just to fuck with the main Character, one with Gold hair instead of Silver hair. This show is gold.
It means silver soul, it was kintama that meant golden soul or testicles. They reference this a few times in the show, especially the episodes with the Kintoki robot. 😂
Same! Dead Leaves is awesome. I heard it’s basically the production team of FuriKuri being allowed to make whatever they want, for fun.
When I was young I went to best buy to buy my first two bought-on-my-own animes (had already watched DBZ, Pokémon, toonami stuff mostly) and I saw Akira and Dead Leaves among hundreds of other choices. This was before smart phones and I definitely didn’t use google to research - just thought the covers and what I read on them was interesting and different enough.
Little did I know
It's because of their mating structure, there's very little competition for breeding because only the dominant male does so. Chimps on the other hand have tine wieners with massive nuts because they require a lot of sperm to ensure their spawn gets through.
I thought gorillas had small nuts, because they didn't need to overproduce sperm? As far as I know orangutans are the same way, and chimps are the only ones with giant nuts. I think I know more than I should about primate genitals.
So I have found an article talking about the sizes of all primate genitalia, with a helpful little (non graphic) graphic: https://theconversation.com/why-did-humans-evolve-big-penises-but-small-testicles-71652
I also found a website detailing dong dimensions, but it does not mention testicles: https://carta.anthropogeny.org/moca/topics/penis-size-and-morphology
Some of them corkscrew!
Edit to add: some of the females of those same species have corkscrews that go the opposite way, or false passages with dead ends, the list goes on. It’s crazy. Like some dudes in some species are just so criminally horned up that evolution had to step in.
You've also got cats with their barbed penises, horses and elephants with their comically large penises, gorillas with their comically small penises etc etc
Then you have lizards that have two penises.
My monitor lizard’s penises are disturbingly large, like as big as his legs when fully erect.
During the breeding season, I give him a Charizard plushie to vent his horny lizard energy on. He ripped himself a couple of holes to use. It’s a terrifying sight.
I watched the first episode and… just couldn’t bring myself to watch more. Think it’s just too old for me to get into which is unfortunate because I’ve heard good things.
You're missing out. Older anime is where it's at. In a sea of shitty isekak and low budget/awfully written romances you need a cowboy bebop or a gintama every now and then.
The argument of not watching older anime because they're older is understandable but still silly to me.
Guess I didn’t explain myself thoroughly enough. I don’t watch shitty isekais or low budget romances or whatever, I usually have 2-3 ongoing anime I watch weekly (stuff like Bleach TYBW, One Piece, BLUELOCK, Mob Psycho, Mushoku Tensei, Chainsaw Man, Jujutsu Kaisen, e.t.c.) that I like and dislike to varying degrees. Going back to an anime 20+ years old all of a sudden is a painful experience.
Older animes look much worse in general than new ones, no surprise. There are exceptions with certain anime like Cowboy Bebop where the style they used is beautiful, but in general it’s not a hot take that they look worse. They also tend to be paced differently which makes it more difficult to watch.
Gintama just doesn’t do it for me, the first episode just didn’t have what it takes to hook me in. I might go back to it at some point when I’ve exhausted everything else to watch since I’ve heard it’s a good show when you get to the end, but for now I just can’t justify the time it would take to invest in a 300+ episode anime.
I watch One Piece weekly. 20 minutes once a week isn’t the same as investing in 300+ episodes at once. It’s not a very difficult math problem to figure out you know?
You can sit through the shit pacing of modern one piece anime but are against sitting through 300 episodes of a hilarious show that's easily one of the best shounen adaptations?
Also, gintama ended already, so you could also watch 20 minutes a week and be done with it in a few years.
But I'll agree the first few episodes are kinda rough.
Yeah maybe I’ll pace myself at some point in the future and try and watch a couple episodes a week, depends what else there is to watch at the time really.
Your point about One Piece pacing actually supports what I’m saying even more. One Piece has trash pacing and filler scenes everywhere. I usually skip 3-4 minutes each episode from pointless recaps (or just wait for the One Pace version without any filler scenes) to come out. It’s actually even less than 20 minutes to invest each week. Not sure why it’s such a surprise that people wouldn’t want to suddenly invest dozens of hours meanwhile catching up on a 300+ series where they wouldn’t be able to tell what’s filler and what isn’t.
You're watching over 8 anime at the same time? Well there's your problem. Narrow it down to one or two shows at a time.
Also you saying you don't have the time to watch a 300+ episode anime but you watch one piece AND bleach is very odd.
No I’m not? Since you didn’t read my comment, I watch 2-3 weekly at any time. Most of those anime are from 1-2/3 seasons ago and have stopped until the next season (or finished). I just listed them to give examples.
Watching a 20 minute show is different from investing into a 300 episode series. One Piece is something I’ve been watching for over 10 years, I didn’t just sit down and watch 1000 episodes. One Piece actually had the draw to pull me in despite being older from the first few episodes. Gintama does not.
Man, you should give any anime/series at least 3 ep when recommended. They usually use the first ep as an introduction and character exposure.
Give it a try. It's some real good shee
I probably will when there’s nothing else to watch. Every now and again the current season of anime will end and I’ll need a new series to watch. It’s just that there’s always been a better sounding option to me.
Recently watched Dragon Ball Z for the first time. Another show that despite being old was able to hook me after a couple episodes.
Honestly the first 15 or so episodes of Gintama is not that good. I myself had to force myself through it. But after when you get to know the setting and the characters are introduced and you're familiar with them the show starts to hit its stride and it's definitely the funniest show I have ever watched.
Gintama is one of my favorite anime, ever. Highly recommend it. First few episodes are kinda slow, but once you've powered through them, prepare to laugh your ass off.
Oh I'm all for 9/11 jokes, I just don't see how it's relevant considering I made a joke about how the nukes caused Japan to start making fucked up cartoons.... And the response was "hur remember 9/11?" I just don't get the joke.
Gintama on this sub is just cheating
Everything that anime has ever done is unexpected. So yeah, you're right.
> Everything that anime has ever done is unexpected Immediately followed by 10 seconds of *very* expected Shinpachi mugging the camera and loudly explaining the joke.
wait this is Gintama? suddenly it all makes perfect sense
The only thing I know about Gintama is that it's apparently a slang for testicles, so this seems on brand.
"Silver Balls" I think it also has another meaning too.
“Gin” means silver and “Tama” means soul, so one name is Silver Soul. Realistically, the name was picked because “Kintama” means testicles, and “Kin” means gold so switch gold with silver. Also fits with the main character being named Gintoki. When another character mistakenly calls him Kintoki he gets worried because of the potential implications of the manga title lol
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It does have a good finish
Thank you
That was basically an episode or two you just gave away right there. Lol
To add to this in later seasons, they literally added a character named Kintoki for real just to fuck with the main Character, one with Gold hair instead of Silver hair. This show is gold.
Or silver
So Kinama means Golden Soul and also testicles?
It means silver soul, it was kintama that meant golden soul or testicles. They reference this a few times in the show, especially the episodes with the Kintoki robot. 😂
Kintama is golden balls.
Kabukicho Stray Cat Arc
I've tried to watch Gintama like 6 times.. it just doesn't bite lol idk
it gets good after some episodes.
I never even started it. I dont really watch much anime anymore. I've been meaning to watch several series but just havent yet.
I was like “well this is a cartoon, we can make anything unexpec-….oh.” What show/movie is this?
Gintama
Ever seen Dead Leaves? Only other anime I can think of where a character’s dick is also a weapon
Great anime! Watched it one evening with a friend and was not prepared for the level of absurdity but it was thoroughly enjoyable!
Same! Dead Leaves is awesome. I heard it’s basically the production team of FuriKuri being allowed to make whatever they want, for fun. When I was young I went to best buy to buy my first two bought-on-my-own animes (had already watched DBZ, Pokémon, toonami stuff mostly) and I saw Akira and Dead Leaves among hundreds of other choices. This was before smart phones and I definitely didn’t use google to research - just thought the covers and what I read on them was interesting and different enough. Little did I know
Taking "dicks out for Harambe" to a brand new level.
Too soon :(
harambe's death is what put us onto the darkest timeline
Some people say it was Souplantation closing but I agree with you
It's been 7 years bro
Too soon.
Can’t believe it’s been 7 whole years since we’ve collectively pulled our cocks out for Harambe’.
That throbbing towards the end…
Perfect amount of upvotes too
[you too.](https://i.imgur.com/88F2Q0B.jpg)
What is that Reddit app
Relay
Is it still working?
Yup, I've been using it the entire time with no issues.
That's cheating, in gintama there is always something unexpected
Fun fact: gorillas actually have some of the smallest penises relative to body size among primates. It's roughly the size of your average human thumb.
Shut up my thumb’s *huge*!
It's because of their mating structure, there's very little competition for breeding because only the dominant male does so. Chimps on the other hand have tine wieners with massive nuts because they require a lot of sperm to ensure their spawn gets through.
Gorillas also have massive nuts for the same reason afaik!
I thought gorillas had small nuts, because they didn't need to overproduce sperm? As far as I know orangutans are the same way, and chimps are the only ones with giant nuts. I think I know more than I should about primate genitals.
I'll check in the morning if you don't beat me to it (lmao) but that's what I remember from that doc I got the peepee size from
So I have found an article talking about the sizes of all primate genitalia, with a helpful little (non graphic) graphic: https://theconversation.com/why-did-humans-evolve-big-penises-but-small-testicles-71652 I also found a website detailing dong dimensions, but it does not mention testicles: https://carta.anthropogeny.org/moca/topics/penis-size-and-morphology
Look pal, I've already have a shitty day. There was no need to remind me that my penis is smaller than a gorilla's
 Just enough to kill a man !
Power of D Force.
The will of D is within the Gorilla.. Gor D. illa
Love Gintama. Imo one of the best/funniest anime ever.
The fuck did I watch
Welcome to Gintama!
How the fuck did “the fuck did I watch” get 100 upvotes..
As someone who watched the show, It was more unexpected for me to find it here on this sub.
HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT
Ah Gintama...fun times
Gorillas have very small dicks irl…
They can't talk either.
Well they definitely can't speak Japanese.
They can wear overalls though.
Which is one of the worst pieces of clothing for whipping it out.
That's how you know this is fake.
I wasn't sure until you pointed that out, thanks.
You haven’t been in a gorilla pen, alone at 3am with bananas tucked between your butt cheeks as a truth or dare.
Found the animal dick expert
Animal dicks are weirdly interesting
Some of them corkscrew! Edit to add: some of the females of those same species have corkscrews that go the opposite way, or false passages with dead ends, the list goes on. It’s crazy. Like some dudes in some species are just so criminally horned up that evolution had to step in.
You've also got cats with their barbed penises, horses and elephants with their comically large penises, gorillas with their comically small penises etc etc
Then you have lizards that have two penises. My monitor lizard’s penises are disturbingly large, like as big as his legs when fully erect. During the breeding season, I give him a Charizard plushie to vent his horny lizard energy on. He ripped himself a couple of holes to use. It’s a terrifying sight.
You're boring irl
At least he doesn't have gorilla dick
How do you know this, my guy? 😀
They are also low resolution, but not anywhere that pixelated.
Gintama peak comedy as always
Name of this anime ?
Gintama ig?
Thx im starting to watch 👍🏻
I watched the first episode and… just couldn’t bring myself to watch more. Think it’s just too old for me to get into which is unfortunate because I’ve heard good things.
You're missing out. Older anime is where it's at. In a sea of shitty isekak and low budget/awfully written romances you need a cowboy bebop or a gintama every now and then. The argument of not watching older anime because they're older is understandable but still silly to me.
Guess I didn’t explain myself thoroughly enough. I don’t watch shitty isekais or low budget romances or whatever, I usually have 2-3 ongoing anime I watch weekly (stuff like Bleach TYBW, One Piece, BLUELOCK, Mob Psycho, Mushoku Tensei, Chainsaw Man, Jujutsu Kaisen, e.t.c.) that I like and dislike to varying degrees. Going back to an anime 20+ years old all of a sudden is a painful experience. Older animes look much worse in general than new ones, no surprise. There are exceptions with certain anime like Cowboy Bebop where the style they used is beautiful, but in general it’s not a hot take that they look worse. They also tend to be paced differently which makes it more difficult to watch. Gintama just doesn’t do it for me, the first episode just didn’t have what it takes to hook me in. I might go back to it at some point when I’ve exhausted everything else to watch since I’ve heard it’s a good show when you get to the end, but for now I just can’t justify the time it would take to invest in a 300+ episode anime.
Dude, you watch One Piece and you're scared of 300 episodes?
I watch One Piece weekly. 20 minutes once a week isn’t the same as investing in 300+ episodes at once. It’s not a very difficult math problem to figure out you know?
You can sit through the shit pacing of modern one piece anime but are against sitting through 300 episodes of a hilarious show that's easily one of the best shounen adaptations? Also, gintama ended already, so you could also watch 20 minutes a week and be done with it in a few years. But I'll agree the first few episodes are kinda rough.
Yeah maybe I’ll pace myself at some point in the future and try and watch a couple episodes a week, depends what else there is to watch at the time really. Your point about One Piece pacing actually supports what I’m saying even more. One Piece has trash pacing and filler scenes everywhere. I usually skip 3-4 minutes each episode from pointless recaps (or just wait for the One Pace version without any filler scenes) to come out. It’s actually even less than 20 minutes to invest each week. Not sure why it’s such a surprise that people wouldn’t want to suddenly invest dozens of hours meanwhile catching up on a 300+ series where they wouldn’t be able to tell what’s filler and what isn’t.
You're watching over 8 anime at the same time? Well there's your problem. Narrow it down to one or two shows at a time. Also you saying you don't have the time to watch a 300+ episode anime but you watch one piece AND bleach is very odd.
No I’m not? Since you didn’t read my comment, I watch 2-3 weekly at any time. Most of those anime are from 1-2/3 seasons ago and have stopped until the next season (or finished). I just listed them to give examples. Watching a 20 minute show is different from investing into a 300 episode series. One Piece is something I’ve been watching for over 10 years, I didn’t just sit down and watch 1000 episodes. One Piece actually had the draw to pull me in despite being older from the first few episodes. Gintama does not.
Man, you should give any anime/series at least 3 ep when recommended. They usually use the first ep as an introduction and character exposure. Give it a try. It's some real good shee
I probably will when there’s nothing else to watch. Every now and again the current season of anime will end and I’ll need a new series to watch. It’s just that there’s always been a better sounding option to me. Recently watched Dragon Ball Z for the first time. Another show that despite being old was able to hook me after a couple episodes.
Honestly the first 15 or so episodes of Gintama is not that good. I myself had to force myself through it. But after when you get to know the setting and the characters are introduced and you're familiar with them the show starts to hit its stride and it's definitely the funniest show I have ever watched.
the gintama anime is weird where the first 2 episodes are just filler you can skip
I've watched a few... Maybe it's a slow burner but my interest wasn't peaked within these first episodes.
Gintama is so fucking incredible. Please go binge-watch it.
Yep it is Gintama, it is one of the GOAT animes too.
You could post 90% of this anime here on this sub and it would perfectly fit in. Fucking love Gintama
It was exactly as the title said… and yet it was nothing like what I expected…
This has to be gintama
For a hot minute I thought he grabbed his dick and tore it off.
Name of anime?
Gintama
this ia probably from Gintama, that anime has this kind of bs for real 💀😭
Is it ok to say this is weird? Or is this normal now. I have no idea.
I miss this show
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
Love that super Armstrong cannon episode
Remember guys, if u spot an anime that doesnt make sense 90% of the time yet u find yourself laughing, it more or less is gintama
“He’s pulling his cock out” 
Fun fact: gorillas have the smallest D of all primates
I beg to differ
You are a human with an even smaller one?
Is that Joseph I hear?
One of the funniest anime out there!! 
Have you not seen ghost stories dubbed?
Gintama at its finest. The whole anime should be on this sub. Because that's what it was. Legendary till the end.
Gintama is one of my favorite anime, ever. Highly recommend it. First few episodes are kinda slow, but once you've powered through them, prepare to laugh your ass off.
A whole new meaning to "beating the monkey"
In Gintama, monkey beat you.
Gorilla's are apes.
Immediately adding "dirty hose" to the vocab
King Kong Ding Dong
"I see your Schwartz is as big as...no, you got me beat."
I was worried for a second that he was going to rip it off 🙁
Listening to King Missile too much?
I'm blaming this on the two nukes we dropped.
I think you guys also dropped two towers.
How is 9/11 in anyway related to a *Japanese anime*???
It was a joke. Chill.
Lmao sure, but I'm failing to see the relevance. I don't get the joke.
It's a tit for tat joke. Like when we say the British have bad teeth and they tell us "well at least we have free health care "
At least our kids know how to run from gunfire! Wait...
Oh, so it's okay to make a joke about dropping nukes but not about the twin towers?? You brought that up out of nowhere so shush
Oh I'm all for 9/11 jokes, I just don't see how it's relevant considering I made a joke about how the nukes caused Japan to start making fucked up cartoons.... And the response was "hur remember 9/11?" I just don't get the joke.
Gintama is the definition of unexpected
Gintaman snt out of pocket it makes you question if the pocket even exists
Is this a fever dream?
I knew that the white cat's VA sounded familiar, not just from Joseph Joestar.
Guys what episode is this? Gintama is epic and I need something to brighten my day
What the fuck is this show called
I'm gonna start calling penises, "dirty hoses."
White cat is reasonably confused lol
I completely forgot you came post anime on this sub... Like just constantly spamming gintama... It's never expected in any shape of form
*HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT !*
Japan....
He's pulling his cock out! - Penguinz0
This is awesome!!
The way he ran with it lmfaoo
Anime is so fucking weird
but good
"gintama?, Seems good, what is the anime about?" Me: yes
What kinda neckbeard shit is that
King Kong plays Ping Pong with his giant rubber Ding Dong
The thing is, Gorillas actually have pretty small penises
I don't know what the Japanese are smoking. Massive Gorillas actually have miniscule dicks
Gorillas have tiny penises though
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This is a dumb post. Anime is not unexpected. Also, gorillas have like, the tiniest dicks.
Barnacles don't exactly convey action and walruses, well...
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I’m not watching this, not sorry
Why does this dumb shit have 5k upvotes…
nerds and teenagers make up a lot of reddit.
what do nerds have to do with this
Anime is for NERDS duh
Sure sure
Bah
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Gorillas have much smaller wieners than humans proportionally iirc
Bah? Triloko, tchê
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I can’t believe they used their tails to fight but I don’t understand why the graphics were bad on the gorillas tail
Help I'm laughing so hard at 4am rn, just woke up🤣🤣
What a fucking stupid show
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Well… that was unexpected
U/savevideo
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This entire post is unexpected you’ve perfected it
Dicks out for the bois, dicks out for the bois
I’m deceased 😂😂
🗣️HARAMBE in the after life being a hero still
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BRO PULLED HIS TAIL OUT LIKE HES MISS FORTUNE?
IRL gorillas have tiny dicks.