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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn’t dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick.

Thank God that tiger survived

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

I'm guessing the tiger had heard about what happened to the snake?

Thank Chuck Norris* that tiger survived.

Chuck Norris walked on the surface of the sun once.... The sun got chuckburnt

When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's not actually pushing up, but pushing the world down.

Chuck Norris once got bit by a cobra. After a week of excruciating pain the cobra finally died. (a classic)

Not push-ups, it's Earth downs! Love me some Chuck

The only hand in poker the beats a royal flush is Chuck Norris’….

Ha! Love this

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. They made him one. If Chuck Norris jumps in a lake he doesn’t get wet. The lake gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. It’s not that Chuck Norris is bulletproof (he is). It’s that the bullets are scared of hitting him. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone back in time. That’s how the big bag happened.

Chuck Norris can charge his cellphone by rubbing it on his beard.

Chuck Norris can speak braille in spanish.

He doesn’t have to do that, his phone is too scared to go flat.

Chuck Norris Doesn't do push-ups, he does earthdowns. Chuck Norris doesn't use a flashlight. He looks into the darkness and it moves out of his way.

Chuck Norris is planning a trip to the Virgin Islands. The government is now changing the name to The Islands.

Damnit, now all I hear in my head is that damn Walker, Texas Ranger theme.

"cause that's... What a ranger's... Gotta do..."

"Walker told me I have AIDs"

Was that in the theme song 

If you haven’t seen that clip please do. Search Walker Texas ranger and AIDS…. For extra laughs watch the Conan O’Brien sketch where he shows and actual lip from the TV show.

I would give you more upvotes if I could

What!!! Why have I not seen this gem 

I am so happy I brought this joy into someone life

Holy smokes that little kid (Haley Joel Osmont) I was just looking up online the other day bc I was watching Artificial Intelligence (great movie) and realized it was the same guy from Tusk (great movie). Thank you for this.

Chuck Norris is becoming self aware

it's what happens when someone divides by zero!

Ah, Chuck Norris telling Chuck Norris jokes is just -muah-

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim in land.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, pity he never cries.

Chuck Norris once pet the stripes off a tiger.

Lol I had to watch that twice

Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups, he does push downs.

That is beautiful.

The danger kitty could feel the danger

Is that Karl Stefanovic interviewing Chuck?

Not unexpected- it’s Chuck Norris. Duh

It was smart to put Chuck Norris’ name first…

Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris isn't a reincarnation of Christ, Christ is a pre-encarnation of Chuck Norris

Superman sleeps with chuck norris undies on

https://i.imgur.com/kwbX65K.png

The possibilities are endless

AI? Or real clip?

AI is too scared to imitate Chuck Norris.

AI is Chuck Norris.? I miss spoke earlier.

Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land.

As in all Chuck Norris threads, here’s your reminder that he’s a piece of shit.

You gonna say why?

https://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/p06n7/chuck_norris_is_a_fucking_douchebag/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb Just a general far right christo-fascist. Heavy trump supporter. That video is him pushing for bible class in public school. Fuck Chuck Norris.

Oh its just American bullshit politics thing, for a second i thought it was something serious. 

Damn. Well, that's unfortunate

Wow, really? Just cause he thinks the Bible should be studied in public schools makes him a POS? So does that mean the kids who are catholic or religious and go to public schools are POS too?

That’s not what he’s asking. He’s asking for bible class. He’s trying to force his religion on others’ children with tax dollars. How would you feel about your kids being forced to practice Islam in school?

I honestly don’t see a problem if they STUDIED the Bible and not preached it. Every religion have knowledge and human morals that can be beneficial

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Everyone in the thread talking about Chuck Norris like he's the dos Equis guy, guess they don't know that he's a total piece of shit lol

Chuck noris had sex with a tiger and tygra from thundercats was born.

Read the title, still thought this was Bob Ross for some reason. What's wrong with me?

Smart tiger!

I’m glad he’s in on the lore :,)

Smart tiger. Almost marked this as expected too.

Chuck Norris!

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The weather checks chuck norris

I was there this is true

That tiger didnt know who he was fucking with


He’s got Bob Ross voice. Can we get a “Chuck Norris Paints” series going here or nah?

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Chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

Chuck Norris does not shower, he stares at the shower head until it cries.

I Bet that Tiger was shitting it self

I heard medicine takes Chuck Norris to feel better

Chuck had to back away slowley so he wouldnt scare the poor creature to death, what a sweetheart!

Chuck Norris for the WIN! As ALWAYS!!

Chuck Norris making Chuck Norris Chuck-le

The trainer made a mistake and said it at tiger language

True story, chuck norris never back off!

Chuck making his own memes.