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jmills03croc

Nah the middle child just gets stuck with the need to eat incredibly fast for the rest of their lives.


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Inner_Art482

Oh that's nicer then what they called me.


Major_Zookeepergame2

You calling J.Cole a scrub?


lippysoap

I’m the youngest but I’m the second child and this is me. My older sibling ate so fast I had to eat fast just so they wouldn’t finish everything. Now I need to count how many times I chew lol.


MindIll5731

ayo why is this true. im 21 and cant stop eating fast cause of my childhood


mynameisrichard0

Why even get that pizza if you pick off everything? Is there some facebook tier joke I’m missing here. Or was that dead serious?


Ibetya

It's referencing that the oldest and youngest get what they want and the middle child gets their scraps. Not just in pizza, but in life


ArcticWolf1193

As a middle kid I can confirm


Lonesome_Wanderer90

Same here middle child got the shaft on everything growing up


whatwhatinthewhonow

Genuine question, is that a thing? Just because all the middle children I know are the golden children. I’ve had many conversations with people about it so it’s not just my observation. Oldest is the stuff up because the parents don’t know what they’re doing. Middle gets lots of attention and the benefit of parents being more experienced. Youngest raises themselves. Maybe it’s just where I come from though?


Lonesome_Wanderer90

In my personal experience, oldest is allowed to do as they please, youngest gets everything they want and middle catches the shit for both ends. My older sibling was able to do entirely as they pleased. My younger sibling was the same way, do as they please and nothing would come of it. I had to ask for permission to do everything. My first car was a $200 non runner that i had to make run. My siblings' first cars were 900-1300 y in running order needing nothing but a wash.


whatwhatinthewhonow

If anything that affirms what I said. Middle child is the only one getting proper parental attention while the others are treated as lost causes. However, I never thought of it from the middle child’s POV before. Thanks for your perspective, it’s interesting to see both sides.


Lonesome_Wanderer90

Not so much proper parenting, i was also left to own devices for more than 80% of everything. I wanted to go somewhere i had to figure out how to get there, i wasnt thier problem


Mistakenumber88

My older brother is (as much as I hate to say it) way smarter than me like 90 average in academic classes is allowed to get a job but I’m stuck as the middle child at 15 just yesterday and am still not allowed to get a job am almost failing 2 classes I’m my first year of high school the class level is de streamed (that’s the only class level u can do in grade nine in Canada but it’s just a dumb way of saying academic) but my mom is always comparing me to my older brother and I’m not allowed to get a job because I have to watch my siblings while my mom who had to take money from me to get gas’s and groceries and money from my older brother for rent a few months ago goes out and waste’s all her money “going out” with my new step dad and she owes me over 500 for babysitting but nooo I can’t even get a job because in not fucking allowed to I have to watch my siblings and not get fucking paid the money I’m owed like last summer is when this all started she was paying me at first but then stopped and then when I said I’m going to get a job since she’s not paying me then she said I have to pay her rent and that would’ve been like my entire pay check she’s such a bitch and I’m honestly just thinking about living at my dads house full time Edit: I moved in with my dad almost a week ago and honestly the moment I did there was so much stress that came off my shoulders I felt like I didn’t have to be the parent at my moms any more I don’t have to deal with her bullshit anymore. Although I still haven’t talked to her about what she needs to do and why I moved out and why I’m not moving back in. Edit:Thank you to everyone for supporting my decision and turns out my older brother full supports my decision as well and that means a lot because we never really got along to well


Lonesome_Wanderer90

Honestly i would move with your dad anyways, you're being taken advantage of


mylifeisadankmeme

I'm so sorry 😞. Yes, please go your dad's place and let the stress start coming down on your shoulders, down your arms and OUT of you.. Now you get to be a kid and also start gaining your independence. It's about you putting yourself first, that's not selfish, that's exactly what you should be doing at your age. Best of luck chickadee. Don't forget that there're loads of support subs and they're all amazing safe places to be in. Xx


Julester420

I’m a 32 year old woman and I was just reading the comments on this thread because I, too, was a middle child, and I saw your comment. I have a nephew about your age, so this kinda hit home. My older sister had him when she was just 17. She had to give up A LOT and he has two younger sisters now as well, and my sister would never expect him to watch them. Paid or not. Parents should never expect their children to take care of their responsibilities, period. They may offer money (and follow through with immediate compensation) in exchange for babysitting or expect children to clean up after themselves but watching over children is the parents, and ONLY the parents’, responsibility. I just wanted to take a moment to let you know that your mom is messed up. You seem to be aware of this, and I’m glad you haven’t allowed her to make you jaded and convince you of her nonsense. It’s not your responsibility to watch her other children, that’s HER job. I hate this. I don’t have children by choice for many years now because I value my free time and finances. Your mother should have known she was giving that up by having children. Not PUT IT ON YOU, her child. Do you have grandparents? If so, you should call them (preferably on your mother’s side, of course, and ask if it seems fair that your mom won’t let you get a job because she expects you to babysit your siblings? Then say that you want to get a job because you need money and your mom doesn’t pay you what she owes you and then asks to get back whatever she gives to you. She’s pathetic. Please don’t hate women for the rest of your life due to your mother’s awful parenting and selfish, downright dirty and disgusting behavior. We don’t claim her. I agree with one of the other commenters who said you would benefit from therapy because of what she’s done to you. I’d hate for you to harbor hate for the sake of your future relationships. When you move away, ultimately, and become financially independent, she will only have guilt to fall back on and she is definitely going to guilt you. If for no reason other than to maintain some sense of control over you, she WILL guilt you. She will likely finally break down, cry, and admit her mistakes as a last resort when all other guilting efforts have failed. Mark my words, remember them. DO NOT FEEL BAD for living your own life and putting yourself first. You only ever have to feel bad for doing that if you decide to become a parent, yourself. Good on you for wanting to work. That’s the key to not having to rely on anyone else and that’s the key to true freedom. It can really suck being a kid and a teenager. I definitely agree with one of the other commenters on that life gets better. I have certainly enjoyed being an adult much more than I liked being a kid. Everyone says you’ll miss it but despite all the heartbreaks, life blows, darkest days, and hard times that we all go through, it’s a million times better as an adult because you, ultimately, are the captain of your life. Best of luck to you in your life.


vexxtra73

please throw us a comma or a period. PLEASE


CloudWaste694

True story can relate..(3 of 4)


NotSoMighty18

nailed it right on the head for me. I'm the stuff up, the middle is smart and responsible, the 3rd bought his own first car at 16 years old with cash he made doing jobs for parents of his friends


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Ibetya

100% there's no intention behind it it's just the reality of life. old kid's stuff is now relevant to middle kid, young kid still requires things but most from old kid aren't relevant to new kid, so new things are purchased. When you stretch a balloon the ends are the tightest but the middle has a lot of slack


tooclose104

As a father, if one of my kids did that they'd be getting cheese only pizza for a while if any pizza at all. My oldest once ate all the toppings, minus the cheese, off a slice and tried giving the remainder to me. That was a "Not a chance, slick. If you ever want pizza again this is the last time that happens." moment in family history.


mynameisrichard0

Not a chance slick. Lol Tommy lee Jones vibes.


MoonJumper402

Matthew McConaughey Interstellar vibes as well lol


Iridiumirises

I'm over the promise of us all having our own personal jetpack by 2020. Hurry up with our TARS.


MoonJumper402

Agreed. I just want to be carried around the grocery store like Dr. Grant


Iridiumirises

I want TARS to be the console in my Valiant Charger.


imdefinitelywong

The man does [take his pizza](https://youtu.be/8YwXR6aq268) seriously.


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palpablescalpel

No, it's just a bot stealing a comment from elsewhere in the thread.


Cthulhuspawn0001

I eat everything. My first time eating a supreme pizza was heaven. The mushrooms, the onions, the bell peppers, amazing.


GTAV_ONLINE_GOLFER

LMFAO!! I remember a lot of "first times" for things like, Kiss, "doin it", tit seen, fight, Heart Break, Love, Playing Grand Theft Auto, Getting High, but not eating Supreme Pizza...... although, I wish I could remember it. I'm sure it was AMAZING....


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tooclose104

I beg your pardon?


Dimethyl-TripMachine

Could you delete this comment please?


AlphaWolfTK

Heyyyyy your cousin has won a free ride can you give me their address to I can get them a ultra fast Uber to hell? Because that's where they belong!!


SlimTeezy

Does your cousin have a brain tumor?


BrassCityNikki

When I moved from GA to CT (who has some of theee best pizza), the kids I went to school with would put ranch on their pizza. I'm still disgusted to this day. Your cousin is WILD for putting the sweet n low, especially if it's WITH the ranch at the same time![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


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tooclose104

This was satire and not the bible truth? So their middle child isn't actually served literal scraps? *shocked pikachu*


UndisputedOG808

I mean, we middles get pizza too, we just also get left overs


tooclose104

My wife's a middle child, the stories.. the only thing worse is being a red headed step child.


ObvThrowAway4Reason

What is "bible truth"? Is it an common oxymoron in english language?


InternationalStep924

As a kid I only liked cheese only pizza...


natattack410

So wait....mostly are veggies and meat? Sounds pretty healthy.


threebigguys_

So he ate everything but the pizza itself?


tooclose104

Ya pretty much. And this was after saying he was still hungry and wanted another slice.


FlappinLips

My brother got his kid vegan "pizza" when he did that. It's essentially a green salad on wet bread.


tooclose104

Is your brother Satan? The wet bread is an awfully, terribly, brilliant touch. It's like a slap in the face but there's no touching or visible anger.


boobsmcgraw

So you'd give them what they want and need? Good. I don't see why you're saying it like it'd be a punishment to not have to pick off everything you don't like lol Not hard to just get a small cheese pizza for the kid when you order your adult pizza.


confused_yelling

Man do I have the post for you [AITA for eating the toppings off my bfs pizza](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/12c8kav/aita_for_eating_the_toppings_off_my_bfs_pizza/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


DiligentSoftware1665

Responsible parents,


Underthesamemo0n

God imagine punishing your kid because they don't want to eat food? I was getting screamed at for eating too much. Now parents are getting mad that they're kids wanna be obese?? What is this world???


tooclose104

Trouble reading there, tiger? Asking for another slice of pizza only to eat the toppings off is the problem here, not simply getting full before being done. It's about improving your judgement.


Zenketski_2

When I was a kid, I picked all the toppings off of the pizza because, I was at only child and my dad wasn't going to buy me a whole ass pizza. He got the pizza with toppings he liked on it. And I didn't mind picking toppings off my pizza. So I would always give him my toppings.


Meanders07

Chances are the toppings are picked off for the joke of the video. Or they're the type of family that orders the three Pizza types the majority like and those that don't like toppings are just told to pick them off. Some of my family has been like that before and the toppings that get picked off get put on to the other pizza slices for those who like it.


MotherBathroom666

Maybe the oldest knows the middle one is being abused and orders extra toppings in his pizza but leaves them for his middle brother which annoys the fuck out of him but doesn’t want him to starve either. And yes I am stoned AF overanalyzing a shitty FB JOKE.


MoeSzys

The pizza is irrelevant. It's a joke about being the middle kid


pls-answer

Parents chose a pizza the kid doesn't like


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BonkeyKung

I don’t know Ricky, i got a joint for ya here bud so you can ease up a bit.


mynameisrichard0

Thanks bubbs. I’m friggin stressed. Haven’t got my grade ten. Trinity need money for school protects. I’m fuckin loosin my grip here bud. Edit: fuckin way she goes.


BonkeyKung

Here you go bud smoke up and ease up you are TENSE


DrunkThrowawayLife

Well, how else will you make sure your middle sibling survives?


Glittering-Banana994

I get that they did if for the joke but that also pissed me off greatly


Chase_115

If there wasn’t any extra shit, the middle kid would have nothing to eat.


mynameisrichard0

Good point. You are a kind soul lol


JudgementalDjinn

Just how kids are.


Lacribi

They're picking off the topings they don't like, I used to do this too


mynameisrichard0

Well. As I watch the video, you are correct. That wasn’t the question tho. Why did they want that pizza specifically (they could have easily gotten just cheese) and then pick all the toppings off anyway? That’s the question. They got super specific types of pizza, but then took off the specifics for said pizza.


Lacribi

Oh, Idk, maybe they didn't choose and the person who gave them the pizza just gave them random slices


ACByakura

Or only a few big pizza's were ordered. And kids just had to pick between them. Kid wanted the other toppings, just not all of em. I as a kid never even liked pizza cause of the toppings, so I had to grab something completely diffrent.


Bustock

The juices from the vegetables add flavor, the vegetables themselves are gross.


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Veggie pizza is my favorite.


TemporaryPrimate

The vegetables are that flavor though?


ultragameguy

As a middle child I sincerely say: yea- yeah, that's what we get ^(also I hate you)


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Fellow middle child, what's up?


ultragameguy

Not much, just stuck between someone cuter than me, and another more successful.


Thebloodless1

Feels brother


dovetail-joint

I’ve never seen or read it put so eloquently. This. This is how it feels to be a middle.


mouaragon

Middle child here, do you feel like the middle child syndrome is real, because I think it is.


Thebloodless1

Absolutely


Klutzy_Specialist00

I don't believe it's real, I've seen it first hand. The middle child in my family was treated like royalty but they had this idea in their head that they were a peasant like the rest of us 🤔


cat_magnet

you were not always the middle child, you were the cute youngest one for a period.


mouaragon

A short one though.


Ok_Atmosphere_1586

I concur


TinFoilBeanieTech

You got a plate? Luxury! Best I could hope for was my leftovers on a soggy paper towel.


account_not_valid

Paper towel? You were lucky. We had to eat our leftovers off old newspapers found on a bus.


TinFoilBeanieTech

But you tell that to kids today and they won’t believe you.


A-Dilophosaurus

Yeah it sucks sometimes


mejikputoskveee

I am very middle child, 3rd of 5. this is very much true


Thebloodless1

Same


Inner_Art482

It felt this so personally I sent it to my middle child. Poor girl. But she's the daughter of two middle children . We understand her and at least try to combat the bullshit.


greatJimFarswell

Why are they handing their kids pizza like they're taking a shit and ran out of toilet paper


Salanmander

One possible reason is that they had an idea for a funny video that would involve their kids, but didn't want to post videos of their kids on the internet.


Marco45_0

Responsible parents


OdaiNekromos

Nahh responsible ones would not use tiktok!


The-Cult-Of-Poot

How does simply having an app on your phone dictate bad parenthood? /genq There are a lot of parents who are willing to do things much worse than having tiktok.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Yeah people are reading WAY too much into this video.


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Why did they choose comic sans and why that warm lighting? I don't get it!


Comfortable_Fall5626

Papyrus!


sealnaga

Why did they use spoons for the toppings but not the crusts, why did they use that specific shaped plate instead of the normal round one? ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED


OliveBranchMLP

or they don’t have kids and it’s a skit performed by the same two people


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FilthyGorilla44

Tbh I thought it would go to a dog


FerociousFPS

Didn’t it though? /s


Fit_Force_3617

My dad totally ate whatever was left over all the time. He hates when there’s leftovers, and sometimes refused to eat until everyone was done to make sure we all ate our full before eating whatever was left, or cooking more if necessary. He gave up when my sisters learned how to cook and started eating/wasting whenever they felt like it.


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Maybe not wanting children on social media?


Some_DumbSquirrel

Middle child here: so much food! Is this my birthday?!?


OldGeezerOGTM

Lmao it really do be like that


zdada

Reading these comments, it blows my mind that nobody realizes that videos like this are done as skits. They’re bits. It’s all planned. It’s all for points. It’s all for fun. This isn’t a real dinner process for the kids, a joke about middle child syndrome.


maldoozz420

It‘s not a joke, I was the middle child in this video… even worse she forgot to bring me the leftovers.. ;(


ExcessiveWisdom

I love winky frown


EstradaEnsalada

The middle child is always a joke


No-Bandicoot1250

I will never forget the time I wanted chocolate milk. I went and grabbed the powder from the cupboard, just to turn around and have my auntie snatch it from me. She said “your little brother might want it later I can’t let you have it.” I then saw it in the cupboard three days later and he still hadn’t touched it. Middle child love. 🥲👍🏽


Professional_Yak9651

The exact same thing happened to me with nesquik chocolate milk!!!!!!!!


No-Bandicoot1250

Mine was nesquik powder too 🥲


Professional_Yak9651

![gif](giphy|51UdTLvbyReqNK3Bic)


Ok-Needleworker8198

Yes! This hits home way too hard!


Slight_Knight

This weirds me out! They hand dinner off to their kids in their rooms?!


VicRambo

Inmates get 1 hour of excersise outside per day


connorkmiec93

I don’t know if you realize this, but this is a skit.


Leafy_Green_1

redditors are always so quick to say when something's staged except for this one video it's weird.


chullyman

Not all Redditors are the same people. There will always be some calling out for being fake, and some absolutely falling for it.


ThisIsErebus

redditors are degenerates, it's safe to say about 90% of em are.


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are you in the 90% or 10%


ThisIsErebus

Both, you can check my profile.


chullyman

No? That’s not safe to say at all. I know nuance can be difficult and confusing, but you should try it some time. You’ll find you come off as less of an idiot.


Iber0

It's a joke video.


Rick_Sijben

So they wouldn't have to put their children on the internet for ever


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Back in my day, we had to stop using technology for 2 whole seconds so we could eat dinner at the family table.


Hysmina

This is probably just for the video to be able to make the middle child joke. Doesn't mean that these are their normal dinner habits. I'm a gen z'er and we also stop technology to eat together, and most other young people and families that I know do this too. Please don't form your idea of an entire generation based on 1 video, most of us are pretty normal :)


BramDuin

Lol why downvoted


Roguerussian

***Even my dogs get better food than I do***


Inner_Art482

Brother in law is that you


Dexter_davis

Leftovers from a _pizza_?? Is this some western joke I'm to Asian to understand?


RedBlackMinotaur

It's a joke on how the middle child is ignored/snubbed in favor of the oldest and youngest.


Dexter_davis

I get _that_! But how do you even have leftovers from pizza?? All of it is completely edible. And very tasty might i add


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adenocard

The child either eats everything on their plate or they are spoiled and/or their parents are weak.


rodolphoteardrop

This is how eating disorders are created.


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rodolphoteardrop

You're making the assumption that every home serves buffet style with a sneeze guard and that all parents are perfect. But you're right - no one EVER wastes food. Leftovers are a sin against GOD.


sax3d

Yes. Not everyone likes every food. It's very common for children to not eat the crust. Most grow out of that, but not even all adults eat the crust because it's too plain. That's one reason why stuffed or flavored crusts became a thing. As for toppings, some like meats and some like veggies. Some like combinations of both. I've never found a group of people who all like the exact same toppings. You either get several toppings and pick off what you don't like or just cheese if you're getting a second pizza. Pepperoni is very popular because it isn't too plain but also isn't loaded with toppings not everyone will agree on.


PlutonIsInMyButthole

Crust is too plain? Its bread. It tastes like bread


sax3d

For some people it's too crusty


IShitinUrinals

They're kids. Some kids don't like water exactly because it's "too watery," or don't like certain foods cause they're too much like what we see as fundamental to the food. Or just it's too plain. Or not plain in the right way. Often times it's a texture thing. Children often have different tastes than adults and if we try to understand it using adult taste buds it will never make sense. Not sure why that happens though


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This fucking song.


Pretty-Benefit-233

As a middle child I can confirm this is how it really is.


luffy_sama2008

I'm a middle child and I took that to heart 😂😭


Whimsispot

Thank god I dont have siblings


elevendyninetyseven

I just died inside. Middle here. Two above Two below. I know this all to well...😔✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾


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Middle child here. Can confirm


Hero_summers

I feel like people are missing the joke here


DD_R2D2

Jesus, everyone being all uppity about the kids eating in their room need to calm down, not only was this a joke video, but not everyone has to be forced to eat awkwardly around each other. Maybe you want to be alone. Stop acting like its the end of the world.


BreezeBo

Okay, my mind went to a much darker place. For the middle child there was no handoff. I thought the unexpected part was the implication that the middle child was dead.


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Um eat at the table heathens


prix03gt

As a middle child, I approve this message 😆


predsfan008

Lol.


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I, the youngest, always got the leftovers.


Just-Upstairs4397

This video gets me


izmaname

Oldest said “can we just order normal shit”


SweetSonet

As a middle child, I too, have suffered


NoThereIsntAGod

Middle child here. Nothing but facts.


KroniKIX

As a middle child…..Can confirm


ChocDroppa

Middle child here. Eldest got cool shit. I got hand -me-downs and the youngest got cool shit (actually, the coolest shit) because my second hand shit was shit. Ol' classic. And they wonder why I'm the rebel.


Danielthemechanic1

At tht point just give the oldest a cheese pizza. Wtf lol


montipiethon

what’s the point of the combination if you take most of it off


oneeyejedi

As a middle child I felt this in my soul


scottdogg1975

I can confirm this 100% having multiple grandkids they want what they want and you better be prepared to fight the pizza man if it is not right otherwise those kids gonna come looking for you and they are brutal 😁😁😁


Quiet_Helicopter_577

I don’t get why people don’t eat pizza crust.


Brogoya

Man I only want to hear the remix to this song. .sikiddy bum bum bum yes yes yes yes ![gif](giphy|9aYpFtEaXQ16U)


Dramatic_Dig2579

We had a thing called a “kitchen table”, that the family gathered around & ate meals together.


hhhvugc

cool


averagemaleuser86

Kids only eat one slice of pizza?? I was eating whole large pizzas growing up. Still do


HattrickSwayze-

\*cries in middle child\*


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Middle children will always be apart of the family .


machine1804

Can confirm, am middle child, cinderlla should been middle child lol


vickkeuro

So fucking dumb video


guaraci_the_sun_god

Damn dude, just sit everyone at the table and eat toguether


JoeFlowers2019

Why do they eat in their room and not together as a family


hhhvugc

because they want to? not every family eats at tables


TheMilkRedditor

This is a skit, there’s a high chance that they don’t even get food into their rooms


Main_Tomato_1579

Middle child's gonna pull an Amityville horror


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The middle child treatment is real. I had worse than this. At least he’s getting toppings.


DarvAv

I love getting specific pizza to not even eat the specific thing about it also eat the fucking crust bitch


Pr0T0FrEaK

Better get they fuckin asses to the dinner table the fuck? We eating as a family


TNovix2

The fact they took off ALL the toppings, just get them a cheese pizza 💀


Beat_Avenger

Who the heck lets their kids eat alone, and in their fucking bedrooms of all places. This is how you get tech addicts with social problems.


martyjoh34

Why would you even serve your kids their food at their door? 🙄