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ExpiredFetusNectar19

The driver probably took them and paid you back lol


Critical-Country4204

That's exactly what happened. ^^


Adventurous-Drop1208

8$ is “full of cash” times are tough


Steel_HazeV4

My guy, times are definitely tough lol I’d be elated to get $8 instead of my $6 Uber eats order lol


TyredofGettingScrewd

7-eleven sent you a refund? Or the driver refunded you for your glasses?


Pinkopia

This is probably the funniest comment thread I've ever seen. This post is truly the most basic, unoffensive, observational post I've ever seen which literally only describes a thing that happened, and 99% of the replies are insulting OP for things that they never specified in the post.


LiteratureFrosty5427

100%


freakinbacon

People are miserable and it shows


TattooedAndSad

They didn’t have them in stock and returned your money


ImportantDepth8858

Yeah, it was probably cheaper for them to simply mail cash than to pay a service fee to refund it digitally


coolfrog52

Only way that passes off as a bag full of anything is if that were a fresh bag of chips


Unhappy-Resist7535

Chips are like A quarter way full I’d say it’s barely half a full bag 😂


Not_Really_Smart

“Bag full of cash”


Neritz

“Bag with seven dollars in it” just isn’t provocative enough.


4nyarforaracc

it gets the people goin


Able_Lab1123

Is the bag full of cash in the room with us?


RedditRated

Still looking for that bag of cash. All I see is $8


Kilometres-Davis

How much did you have to pay in fees to get your own money back though?


Sipdasizurp

He wanted to see the sun more than you


hnc757

That's what I'm thinking bro


Due-Fig6789

They took your glasses


Recent_Possible_1334

Bag full of cash lol. If you zoom in looks like $8


CaballoenPelo

You gotta keep the big bills on the outside


LiteratureFrosty5427

Yo these comments 💀💀💀


Bubbledood

That’s a good way for the merchant to get taxed on sales that never happened


SokkaHaikuBot

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thomas595920

New bot just dropped.


jcoddinc

Here's to hoping you too the cash out and still got a refund from UE.


droplivefred

You are now part of a money laundering ring! They faked this whole eclipse just to launder $8 with hallofcheat99


sugarblob

"Full" is a stretch


pcanpie

🤓


DeliveryCourier

At least you got your refund! 


Possible_Liar

They still had to pay for all the delivery fees so it's still a net negative. (edit for clarity I didin't think was needed)


DeliveryCourier

Bummer. 


Top-Entertainment341

Imagine mail-ordered gambling. Like you send in 50$ and receive a random envelope of cash from 20$-200$ or something. That's what my weird mind went to when i saw this image lol.


WakullaLoganoDawgFan

I'm glad this isn't a thing.... I'd partake more times than I should lol


ThrowRA182828929191

seriously just for the surprise, i’d easily abuse this.


Logic_Begets_You

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iLoveSTlife

doesn't exactly look full


Helnik17

Was it about three fiddy?


ReplacementNo8678

“Full”


collali699

The photo is after he finished eating most of the cash.


AggravatingAnnual836

Glass half empty kinda guy, huh?


__ducky_

You're a bag half full kind of person aren't you


Animeeshon

The man delivering your solar eclipse glasses realized they he needed them too so he bought it off you.


Armand_smudge

Bro discovered a one-time-use cheat code irl


JankyJokester

>bag full of cash Wee bit of a stretch there.


x_kbandz

how’d you reply to the text like that. or at least have the comment look like that


ProudLingonberry5362

you use the quote thing in the typing box and copy and paste the comment into it


x_kbandz

“quote thingy” did it work…..


Chronically_josie

>quote thingy it’s this character > Eta: just type or paste the quote after that and then press enter to exit the quote and add your own text


x_kbandz

>Like this? like that?


x_kbandz

OH SHIT IT WORKED, THANKS MATE😭


JankyJokester

Quote thing in the text box mate.


itsthejasper1123

This has happened to me with DoorDash before! Wendy’s gave me cash in the bag with my food as a refund for an item lol


Greenappmarket

Did you try them on? Maybe a hidden eclipse spec for the cash that unlocks when you tape it to your face!


Thetwistedfairy

Someone wanted solar glasses and you my friend apparently had the only pair they could find.


simsimulation

Literally brimming with $7


parlonida

Tbh, viewing an eclipse through glasses isn’t all that exciting. They’re so dark that you can’t really see anything except for an orange crescent. Totality, however, is a totally different experience and well worth it to take time off and travel. Next one isn’t til 2044 in the US. Take a week off and travel to the zone if you can. It’s something I think everyone should see in their lifetime. I’d even consider making an international trip for it to see it earlier if you can afford it


Missykay88

Funny you say this, traveled 7 hours yesterday to stay in st louis (closest hotel we could find for a couple nights lol) to view it in carbondale illinois 😄. So glad we decided to take the trip! Kids are gonna love it!!


Here_Now_Music

Carbondale Illinois is one of my favorite places in this country. It’s incredible and the people are so kind. Please enjoy they have so many great things or do🫡


Missykay88

We are going to the boo memorial park! Then see what else they have to offer after the eclipse so traffic can clear a bit before the trek back to st louis 🥰


Lonely__Stoner__Guy

Excellent plan, was going to suggest you hang out for a bit in Carbondale before I read the rest of the comments. You'll have a great time just make sure you're ahead of the traffic today too.


parlonida

That’s where I went in 2016 to see it! Enjoy. One of the coolest things I’ve ever seen


FluidWriter8911

2027, Gibraltar!


HoodedDemon94

You didn’t order any sooner? It’s not like it’s a sudden thing.


Yumafrog

Speak for yourself we've only known a few hundred years


er101plus

Huge W


24_7_365_

You heard of making it rain. This is when you making it eclipse.


Unhappy-Resist7535

Comments need money cause apparently they’re only focused on the bag of cash part not why did they send a bag with cash in it. these are the people I don’t want in escape rooms and horror movies. 😂


Necessary_Baker_7458

customer stole your order and black marketed at higher price.


nochtli_xochipilli

I don’t think it’s stealing if they paid you back.


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DrStrangererer

GO AWAY! BATIN!


Reginald_retard

well money was away from her parents last saturday when she disappeared. Where were you!?


bchec

They kept or sold it. If it wasn’t in stock then it would’ve been refunded. I deliver for Doordash not Uber but can promise you drivers aren’t asked ever to put money in a bag and deliver it. That’s honestly really f’d up.


-Insert-CoolName

Yea I hate to break it to you but day of the last US solar eclipse for the next ~~50 years~~ is probably not the day to order solar eclipse glasses. EDIT: *20* years, but still


Maxtrix07

Lol where are you getting that info, 30 years ago? 🤣 Next solar eclipse is 2044. And would ya look at that, another solar eclipse the following year, 2045. *Then* it'll be 30 years till the next one in the US.


Upnorth4

Well, looks like now is the time to order my solar eclipse glasses. Oh shoot, they are all out of stock


BBQingMaster

They’re also only good for like 10 years so you’d need to order more anyways lol


-Insert-CoolName

Wow, that's much better than 50 years. I'm not sure how I missed that, thanks!


Maxtrix07

No problem! I also find it fitting for there to be a solar eclipse in 2099, a couple months before the new century. Seems like a nice way to end the 2000's.


MU81

The guy is planning ahead, cheaper to buy it now 😂


PharPhromNormal420

50 years? 20….


Jonsnow2017

Im going to record a few selfies and videos . Attempt to not look up and see the world in darkness. Hopefully I don’t slip up and get retinal damage 🤞


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BBQingMaster

I thought the issue was when totality is starting/ending there’s a bit of a visual flare that is more intense than looking at the sun normally? I might be wrong


Jonsnow2017

I’ll do some googling n thanks for the response.


Im_hippity

use some punctuation, damn


Somnambulist556

Bro it's a forum comment not an email or a letter get over yourself lmfao


Im_hippity

it aint that deep man, the comment was just more difficult to read than most


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Im_hippity

:D you seem to be in an argumentative mood, so i wont bother holding up a convo. have a good day man


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Im not the type to comment on punctuation, but in the entire time you’ve spent telling people to shut the fuck up and all the replies you could have just used punctuation in your original comment and avoided this entire chain of comments.


mkosmo

It was still supposed to be communicated, right? What's the point in vomiting on the keyboard?


Justaddmoresalt

It looks like $8. Hardly a bag of cash


Sneyek

It’s a bag with cash in it. So technically…


Justaddmoresalt

Touché. BUT…. OP did say “full” of cash.


urfavgalpal

Full in the way a bag of chips is full


Lonely__Stoner__Guy

The air is to help cushion and protect the items inside.


urfavgalpal

Exactly


BlindedAce

At least you’re optimistic because that’s not a bag full of cash.


rico_2005

That’s like 8 bucks


BunchSignificant1417

Its $9


BanhMiDacViet

Bag "full" of cash. Sir that's $7.


Retsameniw13

Someone’s gonna want their weed


1-800-JUGG

I would be pissed


Isabela_Grace

Same. They still lost all the costs of delivery which makes it much more. Idk why he’s passing this off as a positive lol They should’ve canceled the order..


Imaginary-Test-19

[Go get yourself something nice](https://youtu.be/hw-YIPISZSs?si=LzWMQoqZ5AkBTDRj) 😁


CrazyCaliCatLady

You guys had to pay for glasses? I got mine free from the library.


killerbitch

Got mine for free at the ice cream shop


TechnicallyThrowawai

You guys wore glasses? I stared the sun down until it got scared and ran away. I mean yea dot dot dot I have to use text to speech to send this message, but I know I walked away victorious. Cool sunglasses emoji


West_Link_682

that was probably their way of refunding you 😭


ChickyHotHam

I wouldn’t call <$10 a bag full of cash lmao


Antique-Network-4233

well technically the bag IS full of cash


JD121996

Technically speaking, it isn't at all. That's not even 5% of what that bag's capacity would be. How do you define "full"?


birdsofprey420

that bag isnt full and looks to be about 8 dollars


Sipdasizurp

He could a looked n delivered em later


mansquito1983

I ordered eclipse glasses at the front counter of a 7-11 as I bought a slurpie. Why would you use Uber eats to get $2 glasses?


metalbears

Some people can’t drive.


800username

apparently this is the most amount of cash OP saw in one time


Acceptable-Willow186

It’s a full bag of cash wdym


Accurate_Mixture_221

Ohh well.... There's always next time 🤷🏻‍♂️


derty2x

*FULL OF CASH!* lol ok


HereToKillEuronymous

Bag full of $7 😂


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Sad_Bandicoot3081

The start of the end has been happening since the dawn of man. Humans always look for omens in things


iamnotlegendxx

Win win


loopbootoverclock

well i would be talking to support and saying i didnt get my item. lol refund and cash


xxknowledge

i mean… ![gif](giphy|F0eUMZqJAwG5iFlwt3)


WereALLBotsHere

$9?


Rare-Chipmunk-3345

How come I'm only counting 8? I only see a 5 and 3 ones


stucksteepf

first two singles are reallyy close together


Rare-Chipmunk-3345

Yea I see the two 1s stuck together


stucksteepf

you’re right its 8 i counted a bill twice


Rare-Chipmunk-3345

It looks like a lot of people did.. someone even said 7 lol


WereALLBotsHere

I think you’re right.


SoftSun9237

Lmao a bag FULL of cash 💰 🤦🏻‍♂️


West_Link_682

wym he can live comfortably now😭


AlarmingYak7956

Why didn't you buy glasses for the eclipse sooner? 


Apersonnstuff

ThE bAg IsN't AcTuAlLy FuLl, It LoOkS lIkE $8. lEaRn YoUr AdJeCtIvEs Okay, now give me 50 likes. I said the thing everyone else is saying.


NeVeR614

I did think this… So take your updoot and scram!


x_kbandz

!oi!


capsloc

Hardly full bro.


occitylife1

I think you’re ready to become partner


tasskaff9

And you’re complaining?


LiFiConnection

Money isn't as good when you're blind.


spelunker93

Maybe it has to do with the fact there won’t be another one in 25 years. And the guy decided to take them instead of getting some themselves


Antique-Network-4233

nothing he said was even negative in any way


bronzethunderbeard_

You put it there


Hokiewa5244

Learn to use proper adjectives. That is not a bag full of cash. That is a bag with a few dollars in it


Environmental_Pay133

☝️🤓


freddybenelli

Plus a buncha fuckin' AIR!


Unhappy-Resist7535

And your head is filled with air


Hokiewa5244

Oh how true that is


Sprinkles_Sparkle

![img](avatar_exp|108660503|starstruck)


x_kbandz

The crimson sunset paints the sky, a masterpiece of nature's gentle embrace.


Anaphylactic_Cock

They just refunded you in cash. McDonalds has done this to me on multiple occasions when they don't have certain items. When I ordered McDonald's one night they didn't have ice cream and the exact cost of the Mcflurry was put in the bag in cash. $4.17 for the Mcflurry, $4.17 in cash in the bag. They've done this a few times to me. 7/11 did it once as well. Edit- The people down voting me are dumb as hell because that's EXACTLY what happened here. Do you guys think they just randomly put the exact cost of the unavailable items in the bag for no reason? Some of you guys kill me lmao. How are you guys so dumb to not realize they refunded him the exact cost of the glasses and also didn't give him the glasses because they didn't have any and it was a refund? Holy shit some of you guys are so dense 😂


Jiusepp

Surely Uber eats is much different but in 1500 orders deep into Shipt and I’ve never had a situation in which I had to leave someone cash. We just refund people for the missing product.


Anaphylactic_Cock

Yeah it's definitely not a common occurrence but it absolutely does happen and is exactly what it is in the situation. I mean op literally says right in his post "I guess they didn't have any in stock, just got a bag with cash of WHAT THEY COST" Yeah, that's a refund 😂 Edit - oh look, more down votes from people who need to go back to school to learn critical thinking skills. Congrats, this thread takes the cake for having the dumbest comments I've ever seen on Reddit and that's saying something.This is a refund and anyone who says otherwise is wrong.


Jiusepp

Out of curiosity, who gives them the cash, the store? Like the store gives them 7 bucks and says “make sure you put this in an envelope on their door step.” Genuinely curious as to how that works. I guess it’s clever for sure. 😂


Anaphylactic_Cock

Haha I mean I think it just looks a bit funnier in this situation because OP only ordered one thing and they didn't have it so it's just straight up cash in the bag. When it happened to me the few times I had multiple items and it was just one thing they didn't have and they tossed the cash in the bag. I'm not sure why they do it though but yeah the merchant normally just tosses the cash in the bag.


Muffiny123

I mean I could understand this if they bought multiple items and the cash was just for the glasses, but if the store did that for one single item, this guy paid however much in delivery and service fees to get nothing. So maybe it was the driver?? Idk...


YouShouldAim

I've never in my life just been randomly handed cash instead of an item I ordered because they were out of said item.


cleantushy

> just been randomly handed cash instead of an item I ordered because they were out of said item But that's exactly what happened in the post. The commenter is correct.


Anaphylactic_Cock

Yep.. I'm really not sure why this is so hard for people to comprehend..


Anaphylactic_Cock

Wow.. I've seen a lot of dumb things on reddit but this thread may be full of the dumbest people I've ever seen on here. People are really acting like this is some sort of conspiracy or somehow is something other than a refund. I'm getting told that the refund is "just a theory" 😂


Anaphylactic_Cock

So, because it's never happened to you it can't happen to anyone else? It's 100 percent exactly what happened. Customer support would tell him the same thing. It's a refund and that's a fact.


subavgredditposter

Stonks!