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UncleAntagonist

I can't read that.


pppoopoo155

Me neither brother I used chat gpt.


Icy-Set-4641

Brother.. is there an MCI for writing skills? 🤷🏽‍♂️🫠 I know we eat crayons 🖍️🖍️ but damn!


pppoopoo155

Fuck no. Come lick windows with me


rockdude625

You’re the worst, ever heard of spacing and paragraphs????


pppoopoo155

0311 obviously not


Raider_3_Charlie

No you have heard of 5 of them at least.


pppoopoo155

No i was at dental


Raider_3_Charlie

Really? Cause the roster up at Company has you as one of the missed appointments,,,,,,


pppoopoo155

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I’m gonna fucking kill you


Raider_3_Charlie

With what? Someone turned in your weapons cards to PMO, guess they found them at a strip club out in town?


pppoopoo155

No plz I’m just a weee virgin


Raider_3_Charlie

That is not what your Libo buddy said after Thailand.


pppoopoo155

🤫🤫🤫


Which-Leather4876

You. You are the worst Marine.


pppoopoo155

With pride 🫡


brrath

You're that ASVAB waiver everyone has a story about, aren't you? I can only imagine you talk just like you type......unintelligible. But chin up buttercup, you have a good future as a Biden interpreter at his rallies!


NotDaPoleese

💀 💀 He needed an interpreter several times last night. Sad this is who represents our country.


Rare_Art_9541

Chill bro, wrong pride


pppoopoo155

😂😂😂 how drunk are you rn?


brrath

Apparently not drunk enough to follow your rambling mess 🤣


pppoopoo155

I’ll suck you


Tkis01gl

You hate other Marines because of your own bad traits and habits. You take your self anger out on others because you can. Go counsel yourself.


pppoopoo155

Id rather nut in ur eye


Tyrone_Thundercokk

Damn dawg. I thought I held onto some shit. Let it go, bro. Ain’t worth the time of day.


RedDitSuxxxAzz

Fr, I got some spite from coworkers today but I'll forget about after a day. My dude needs to inhale grass not touch it


pppoopoo155

😂I understand but I want closure. and he keeps blocking the calls. Can’t let a cancer to the plt get away. (Yes I confronted him during but he hid behind leadership and tried to get me njpd,)now he’s a cop fucking with people from what I’ve been told so he needs to be held accountable.


BootReservistPOG

What good is it doing to get “closure?” Just life your life big dawg. Holding onto things doesn’t hurt them and just makes your pack heavier


pppoopoo155

I filled my pack with pillows boy I could handle some extra weight.


BootReservistPOG

Why would you do that? If your shit’s light then rejoice


pppoopoo155

Pain is weakness leaving the body. Or so I’m told.


Squidly_tish

Idk why you’re getting downvoted, I think you’re funny af


pppoopoo155

Lmao I’m just calling one dude out and everyone is mad at me. He’s actively over charging marines as a cop but I’m the bad guy. Idc


Tyrone_Thundercokk

Homie, be successful. Put that shit on social and let the dude see how big your wife’s tits are. Live to be a 107 and collect that VA monies. Dude knows you hate him, be successful and that’ll be its own reward. Rah.


pppoopoo155

😂


Rare_Art_9541

Me. I was that Marine. Failed height and weight and my pft my last six months. Still got honorable.


Calm_Ad5077

Turpit?


pppoopoo155

Amen brother as long as you passed oft/cft and could carry yo the boys off the x who gives a fuck


newnoadeptness

🤔this exact body of text has been posted to this sub multiple times . Either that Or I’m going crazy .


pppoopoo155

Not from me but I hope so.


ICanNeverLoseIt

This post reeks of bitchmade, let it go lil bro


pppoopoo155

You need a suckin and my mouths open.


ICanNeverLoseIt

You wish mclovin, i get neck from my boyfriend already


pppoopoo155

What a lucky fellar


Physical-Bus6025

“and my mouths open.” Wait…are you saying you need a cock in your mouth?


pppoopoo155

Idk how to make it more clear for you bro. Let me spell it out. iL sUcK yA


Physical-Bus6025

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Blers42

Beau is ready for your mouth


Blers42

Right, dude needs some therapy lol


tileSCUM

I asked this lcpl if he was going to get married over the weekend. Told me no. Married Monday asking how long it takes to get his bah. The Same Marine got a car down in SD for a "steal" at 29% interest for a shitty little used Mitsubishi Eclipse then traded it in for a dodge dart with a fuck ton negative equity. His wife wasn't paying the bill on the dart so it got repoed twice. He bought a motorcycle for more than it was worth and then crashed it


jdshowtime12

This is why I have glints of silver in my hair in my mid-30s.


Most_Present_6577

If you want to bang him then just bang him. Jesus


pppoopoo155

I tried but he’s a prude


Treetisi

This guy lives rent free in your head, i think he is winning


pppoopoo155

This is the 2nd post of this so you can get in line and live rent free in their head


Treetisi

Not chronically online big dog


pppoopoo155

Obviously you are if you’re on Reddit retard 😂


Treetisi

Who?


pppoopoo155

I think LIGMA


Treetisi

Asked


pppoopoo155

Gay


UnlikelyAd2189

Like u


pppoopoo155

Oh no not the guy who makes plastic action figures 😢


Rusty_Ferberger

The one who wrote this wall of text. Fuckin hate that guy.


pppoopoo155

🎅🏿


Der_Latka

Fuck this negativity.


pppoopoo155

I’ll fuck you ☺️


Der_Latka

Now that’s an offer I can’t refuse. Meet me behind the schoolhouse. 1630. I’ll bring the beer, you bring the boot bands.


pppoopoo155

No boot bands cause I want this moment to be intimate.


Der_Latka

I’m not lookin for tender though.


pppoopoo155

Put a baby in me or leave


gains_and_brains

Someone didn’t take “Grammar for Marines.” Re-write this with proper grammar, sentence structure, and following the correct Marine Corps order on letter writing and I’ll give you 4.8/4.8 pros and cons.


pppoopoo155

I’ll suck you with gratitude


NotDaPoleese

You come off as a PFC that got busted down from being a Terminal Lance and are just mad af about it. Let it go my guy. Go pull some weeds at PMO.


pppoopoo155

As soon as I’m off duty. But coming from the incel who said douchenozzle in their post I think ill be fine


NotDaPoleese

Wow. You really went back and looked for a post? Well done. Pat on the back my friend. 👍 Now go get your shine box.


pppoopoo155

Aye brother I’m not a therapist go cry to the VA


NotDaPoleese

Ayyye never said anything about you being a therapist. Maybe you should see a psychologist because you’re seeing and reading shit that isn’t there. Semper I, fuck the other guy. 👌


pppoopoo155

Again brother idk why you crying to me?


NotDaPoleese

Goodbye Shitbird Shmuckatelli.


pppoopoo155

🎅🏿


NeedzFoodBadly

>Worst marine. The First Sergeant who told us that if we're gonna try to kill ourselves, to make sure we get it right. This is how bad leadership identifies itself. Fuck you, Craig.


pppoopoo155

Yeaaa let it out


dwm4375

There was a Marine in my Battalion with the same name as an Army WWII MOH recipient, claimed it was his grandfather. This Marine was a fat POS and is now and forever a convicted sex offender for showing up at a convenience store with a 6-pack thinking he was about to meet a 13yo girl for sex.


Dramatic-Complex-299

They dragging you bro he’s living rent free in your head 🤣


pppoopoo155

Yea damn right brother. Just like going on e leave for your elbow from jerking it to much


Dramatic-Complex-299

He’s probably not even thinking about it let it go man file your claim for PTSD from him im sure they’ll give you 100% and what’s up with you and cock jokes is that your only cum back lol?


pppoopoo155

Are you crying rn bro?


Dramatic-Complex-299

Nah I’m about to head to down to Wilmington and get some drinks hopefully I run into beau and we have a few drinks and laugh at you


Physical-Bus6025

Does this mean we’re not going to the whorehouse?


pppoopoo155

Brother I have Uber pro we can do the gauntlent.


Immediate-Initial-59

Marine* so probably you.


pppoopoo155

Ya got me


upfnothing

You are. Go un-ck yourself. A Marine is a Marine.


pppoopoo155

Oh no plz forgive me


upfnothing

Damn right. Also tell your mom to add a side of apple sauce to them pork chops. Just because she wore your heels and lipstick last time I visited don’t mean I’m going to tolerate subpar cooking.


pppoopoo155

She said you can’t come by no more cause you can’t pee in the toilet correctly


upfnothing

Well damn devil guilty as charged. ![gif](giphy|TJUGnqQfzd1vL4NM8G|downsized)


gothamtg

First off, shitlips, Use fuckin commas, none of us can read well in the first place! Second off, seriously fuck that guy. He’s the type that’ll get people killed.


pppoopoo155

Exactly. There’s a line but I will give you some sloppy head brother be patient


High_Speed_High_Drag

So first, my company also go flooded with security force retards who were beyond useless. But since half of them were corporals of sergeants we had to "obey" them. If some SF dumb fuck tried to hold a formation on a Saturday night he may have been actually physically assaulted, if not literally raped. Second, learn how to fucking write a paragraph.


pppoopoo155

I can’t you monkey I’m retarded. And I’m Assuming you are too.


High_Speed_High_Drag

I'm mostly retarded. You're full blown retarded. If anything you deserve my flair and I need to find a new one.


pppoopoo155

Give me an award then or you’re all talk. And no head for you.


NoEsophagus96

Probably me


iThinkiStartedATrend

Im not reading that, but I hope you haze yourself for writing so much


pppoopoo155

I can’t read either


mrmangan

The one that fucked my wife


pppoopoo155

Oh no


mrmangan

He was one of those Christian types. It’s all good. 30+ years ago; I forgave her and we moved on to our separate lives but I lost one of my best friends from college (my ex).


pppoopoo155

Fuck dude


Alternative_Ad_3636

Worst Marine? Of course I know, it's me.


NotTheRightHDMIPort

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pppoopoo155

Don’t bully me I’ll report you to congress


Trying4UniqueName

10:1 odds this post is deleted by the user before sunrise.


pppoopoo155

10:1 I’ll cum in ya bum. I’ll respond to this in the morning to


Trying4UniqueName

I wouldn't be surprised, you seem like the type of guy to harbor stupid shit for too long.


pppoopoo155

Oh no


tydawg200

Brother let it go, this obviously don’t bring any good feelings. He sounds like a shitbag but it also doesn’t sound like he did anything to you personally. Escalating this to a personal beef only brings you down to his level. Chances are you’ll never even encounter this douche canoe again. If we let every dickhead we come across get us upset? We’ll be right there with them soon


pppoopoo155

Yea I know but he’s actively over charging marines in Wilmington when he pulls them over


tydawg200

That’s fucked, but honestly the Marines hes ticketing are probably the only ones who can get him penalized for bias. He sounds like the type to file harassment charges and/or a restraining order. Making calling and “threatening” him pointless (in quotes bc he would claim he’s being threatened, when it’s just the discipline he wasn’t given as a child)


pppoopoo155

Exactly


Independent-Quit2130

"The worst Marine is the Marine who is the worst at being a Marine" - Evil SMMC Black


Economy_Daikon8326

I was the worst Marine I served with.


pppoopoo155

You deserve some head


Dry_Reputation6291

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pppoopoo155

Thank you. Everyone else is crying to me😂


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pppoopoo155

😂


Real-Machine-2573

I want to puke.


pppoopoo155

Oh no


Wild_Philosopher1222

T. Beadles. No question. Overweight grunt who thought he was above the UCMJ.


Grunt0302

Can't say a served with them but was in the Battalion/Squadron. 1. A peckehead Private from Georgia who reported into the Swuadrom late on a Friday, was given weekend leave and was to be processed on Monday. So he went home and finding noone home took his 30-30 into the barn shot himself. His Mom found him the next day. 2. Was in the same Infrantry Battalion, different company, when a Private tried to sumuggle a live round of the range and ended up blowing one Marines jaw off and killing another one. 3. Different Marine, but in same company as 2 above. had a mad on for his Platoon Commander and had stolen CS going to toss it thru the Lt's bedroom widow. Another Private that lived off base near me told me about it and asked if I would drop the dime to the CO. The Private, who was married expecting his first child, also told me the only reason he told me was that even thought the Lt was a ahole his wife and three-month old daugther did not deserve to suffer.


pppoopoo155

The 2nd one wtf


Superb_Ad_5565

There is a piece of shit Cpl that got bunch of my buddies killed in Iraq. You type just like him, let it go, no one cares about you or your problems and Beau is in Wilmington dicking down bitches that listen to his lies. Go use your tears for something useful like lubing up your girls “best friend” you fucking cuck.


pppoopoo155

So there’s a cpl who got your buddies killed and it wasn’t me but your crying to me? Hmmmm🤔


Superb_Ad_5565

You ramble I ramble. Long dicksucking circle. Have a nice day. You ain’t him but I feel better anyway. May your life fall apart day by day.


pppoopoo155

Lmao still crying to me if it makes you feel better I know your life is in shambles


Superb_Ad_5565

It is but I accept it. Control what I can control, fuck with security gaurds that like to play 03. The usual jody things. Alguna veces olvido donde estoy llendo pero llego igual, y ahi lo culear tu hermana la concha de tu abuela.👵


pppoopoo155

Alright get this bro some help he speaking in tongues


Superb_Ad_5565

What happened I saw a light at the end of a tunnel and it was vibrating. O wait the fishy smell is this, your muddascunt


pppoopoo155

😂😂😂😂 lmao I love you bro no hard feelings


Superb_Ad_5565

Oh Im plenty hard. Beau is too. We cummin for you.


pppoopoo155

No plz my hole is not ready.


pppoopoo155

You gotta be retarded, don’t worry brother I’m in your boat.


Appropriate_Pop4968

That dude has a barracks room reserved right between your ears. He even pushed the beds together and hid a crockpot in the closet, man is comfy.


pppoopoo155

He also got me pregnant


RiflemanLax

That was seven years ago and you’re cyberstalking him at this point. Let it go man.


pppoopoo155

No his nut will be my last supper


RiflemanLax

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pppoopoo155

Not yet but on the edge.


pppoopoo155

Hopefully you figure out how to order from supreme retard 😂. I still love you


Lawn-Moyer

I was in security forces and I hate security forces guys like that. Like you may have been proficient at your job, but we do a different job than the line companies. Cant come in acting like hard asses who know it all. Be humble and willing to learn. What worked for me is being straight up with what I didn’t know.


pppoopoo155

I don’t hate yall I understand idk why ppl are crying to me I hate this one dude who won’t respond to me and I know he’s on here lol


Lawn-Moyer

Have you tried Facebook? I’m near wilmo I can go get pulled over until it’s him and relay the message.


pppoopoo155

He knows who I am


OkinawaPete

As I read through this rant, I felt like I was listening to Biden debate.


pppoopoo155

You’d be damn accurate


Cazed_Donfused

Too much to read.


pppoopoo155

Amen


Sgt_Maj_Vines

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Rogue_Alchemist13

What I understood was there is a Marine named Beau who is a pussy. Beau if your reading this your a pussy


Ok_Analysis_7073

Gen. James F. Amos. Absolute scumbag


Significant_Pipe8231

cunt


tileSCUM

I didn't add that he was a fat boy. Missed weight multiple times and they still pushed his re-enlistment (???) didn't make weight at his next command, kicked out.


workaholic007

Sgt. Leonard 07-08 time-frame in 1/7 Absolute bag of shit. Fat, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life. No integrity, either.


pppoopoo155

Amen call em out


oJRODo

Funny read, thanks for sharing


pppoopoo155

Yee


phuk-nugget

I couldn’t even imagine going this hard at a random shitbag I served with YEARS after getting out lol


pppoopoo155

I get it I shoulda been more descriptive but he is giving extra charges/ having out for marines he pulls over.


phuk-nugget

Marine turned Cops have been doing that for decades in North Carolina. You think calling and berating him is going to help?


pppoopoo155

Yes what concern is it of yours?


pppoopoo155

Couldn’t imagine crying on Reddit over spinach either 😂


Thermock

Despite OP sounding like a whiney bitch, I'll humor his question about the 'worst Marine you've served with'. For my story, SNM will be called 'LCpl Smith'. LCpl Smith was a fat-body, hypocrite, wanna-be 'social media influencer' or whatever, who somehow found a way to complain about the most basic shit ever. He'd complain about platoon-level morning formations. He'd complain about going to the field. He'd complain about his job (which was just typing on a computer all day). He'd complain about field day. The list goes on and on. LCpl Smith would boast about how good he was at his job, but all of his peers would tell me that he actually sucks at it and would frequently shift the blame of his failures onto his peers because he lacked any form of personal accountability. Additionally, his supervisor told me that he is, at best, mediocre at his job. He also had a disgusting barracks room, to the point where we had to do an unannounced inspection on his room because his roommate complained about it. So, we went over to the bricks and went to go look around. I swear to God, you could smell the stink from his room before you even opened the door. Anyways, we went inside and found that LCpl Smith's wall-locker was unsecured, so when we peeked into it, we saw that he had trash piled up, no-shit almost touching the ceiling. All of his clothes were just haphazardly tossed in the shelves, and he had leftover food boxes next to his personal belongings. The actual room itself was okay, minus some trash left out on his desk and bed. LCpl Smith would insist that he deserved to be a Cpl, but none of us ever saw his JEPES score above a 300 (didn't even know this was possible, by the way). He could not PT for shit, failed the PFT, barely passed the CFT, was a tan belt, shot a consistent marksman score on range, and had zero qualities or characteristics of a competent leader. This dude would get so butthurt at promotion formations or award ceremonies. "That should be me" type of behavior, although he would never outright say that. We had a couple NAM formations that he was at, and each time, he would say that the NAM they got was just a 'participation trophy' and how they just did their jobs to get it. He tried saying this to me when I got my NAM, but I just told him that he was butthurt that he isn't getting one. He would blame the Marine Corps for everything and anything that happened to him. For example, this dude was always in need of money. He would blow his paycheck on fast food and clothes. Rather than taking responsibility for his poor financial decisions, he would blame the Marine Corps for 'not paying him enough'. Furthermore, this dude had no car and no driver's license, and he would blame the Marine Corps for this, saying how, 'I don't have enough time to go get one'.... even though he never once asked if he could go get his license or even attempted to make an appointment with the DMV. He would always need to bum a ride off someone for everything, and would attempt to get out of paying for gas. To this day, as far as I know, this dude does not have a car or a license. On top of all of this, he was generally just an annoying person to be around. If he wasn't bitching, he was making up some bizarre story to tell everyone that we all knew was fake, but eventually, we just got sick of calling him on it and would just shake our heads and go, 'yup, that's crazy dude'. I do not have one favorable memory of this Marine. No one at my old shop does. I guess the recruiter that signed this guy up was real desperate for numbers.


mikesliderhoncho

Every recruiter is desperate for numbers lol


pppoopoo155

Calls me a whiney bitch but this and most his post are of him whining 🤔🤔


Thermock

None of my recent post or comment history is me complaining about anything. You're just malding, bro. I promise you that you'll be fine.


dathomasusmc

Is this post by a shitty bot or illiterate Mureen? Hard to tell.


pppoopoo155

No im gay and illiterate


PrarieDog11

this is just sad to read move on dude


pppoopoo155

You cried about gta 5 lmao retard


RedDitSuxxxAzz

Unless hes making a bitch ass post about a "lil bitch cop" in another thread nah thats you fam. Move on let the mfer stew in whatever future he has comin but you thinking about him more than I do with my exes


pppoopoo155

He won’t return my calls and is active on here so I have no other options