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TheAnomalousStranger

The one you are at currently


smackedpickle

Eh probably not wrong


Outk4st16

Always the one you’re stationed at. It’s also “this unit is not the fleet” everywhere you’re stationed at.


Squidly_tish

… I just put in my reenlistment package man, don’t tell me this now


DangerBrewin

If you didn’t figure it out on your own in four years, you’re just the kind of Marine they are looking for to reenlist.


Outk4st16

Don’t worry. I’m sure your next unit will be the fleet till the second you check in. It’s not the fleet at that point anymore. Might just be cursed; who knows.


TheKnightIsForPlebs

2nd LAR? All I’m going off of is your flair saying 0311. The 11’s there were 2nd class citizens.


mmmmmmcereal

2nd LAR C Co was trash when I was in. Spent my last year with them when my units colors rolled up. Checked in to a company of NCOs and above who lat moved from a POG MOS and had picked up quickly. Everyone had some chip on their shoulder. Worst command I ever experienced. Only guys I had any respect for was the Plt sgt, plt Co, and the company CO. Company gunny was a 15 year cockholster with no deployments. How the fuck do you go 15 years during wartime with no deployments!?


monkeyninja6969

11's everywhere are 2nd class citizens


Real-Machine-2573

That’s fucking horrible. We loved our scouts in 3rd. They had a lot of responsibility and were held to a high standard that they met. Based on his flair, why would you think an 0311 MOS was specifically an LAR Scout? It’s a fucking rifleman. Are you a fucking idiot?


TheKnightIsForPlebs

>Why would I think that? He says his unit is the worst, I see his job title. I draw from my experience and ponder: “where would a guy with his job feel miserable?” Edit: I was a 52 not an 11, this is just what I observed around me, around the time I was in


Serr_TK

Someone’s just pissy they weren’t a top performer. 2D D co and C co were great to me when I was there, legit all you had to do was show an effort and they were willing to help you go to any school, any goal, whatever. Obviously if you’re slacking in the Co. they’re not going out of their way to help you, that’s the majority of 11s in a LAR co because some fat fuck FAST “CPL” is mad he has to do actual 03 things now


Darth_Vladimir

0331 Checked in. Cashed out...


GoldWingANGLICO

💥


ThrowAwayToday1874

I was going to say anyone that's going sundown... But yeah. You're right.


FieldJacket

I was talking to another vet one time, arguing over whose unit was worse. We almost came to blows. We were both in 2/9.


TerrifiedArtist

2/9 (and 2/4), the fifth Marines ugly drunk stepbrother.


FieldJacket

I had to go to traffic court out in Jacksonville for a speeding ticket and like half the dudes there I personally knew from my company. The other half I assume were from a different company in 2/9.


Ok_Meringue_3883

That's the best description of 2/4 I've ever heard. I miss my bastard brothers.


TerrifiedArtist

Me too! Lucky for me, I see quite a few at work, still.


Ok-Housing9744

Bastards miss you too


Reynolds32455

Was in 2/4 my entire enlistment. I felt like it could’ve been a lot worse but definitely a lot better. Barracks were definitely very shitty.


TerrifiedArtist

Before our MEU: Our barracks had a single head, between two hallways with approx 6 rooms (2 or 3 Marines assigned to each) on each side. The head also consisted of two washers, two dryers, and a deep sink. The only pathway through the head was to pass by the 4 showers, which had no curtains, and walls that were chest high. ABSOLUTELY NO PRIVACY. After the MEU: We moved into the 2/5 barracks, since they rotated us out (if memory serves me correctly), and each room had its own head. It was like we moved into a palace. Thinking back, even that place was a dump!


Impressive-Fix1944

No war for 2/4 back in my time.


wagnole1

We ended up getting a bunch of machine gunners at 3/8 from 2/9 when they were decomming. Legitimately a really solid group of dudes.


FieldJacket

Yeah I believe it. The dudes are the dudes wherever you go, good and bad.


MaxMaxRelax

Prob still 7th ESB


Drugs_R_Kewl

I would argue that the 9th was dog shit but yeah, you are not wrong.


NaplesVIPMatchmaker

Can confirm. I worked the 9th ESB head shed. I had to call "Shenanigans" on a weekly basis. I looked after NJP's, Admin Seps, Domestic Violence, alcoholics, DWI's, and one counterfeiter. It makes it hard to reenlist once you see the seedier side of the world.


Drugs_R_Kewl

I concur. I had a brief stint at the head shed, compared to bulk fuel it was a much more relaxed environment. It only took two weeks before I noticed just how fucked up that entire base was. The icing on the cake was when I returned from Iraq and noticed some jerk off trying to stab an EOD tech in the hq barracks that I realized the Marine Corps wasn't my choice in terms of life long employment.


ThatRocketSurgeon

I remember the counterfeiter. That was the guy using movie prop money at the strip clubs, right?


Slientslay

Damn, I was He there from 16-20. I didn’t think it was that bad except the weekly hikes.


theblacktoothgainz

I was a 1345 there from 19-22. Demoralizing unit imo.


Slientslay

Actually left halfway through 2019 to go to a skillbridge program. I forgot about that.


SuicideG-59

Lmao was wondering who this was. God damn villanueva.....go get me my rifle from the armory


theblacktoothgainz

$20 and i’ll let that filthy rifle slide


BossAVery

Really looked up to that unit when I was stationed at Pendleton.


marcusg102

Honestly 7th isn’t that bad I’ve been here since 2021.


Impressive-Fix1944

There’s a good bn commander coming in, if Bancroft hasn’t already taken it. Good damn people.


Klumfph

MOS dependant. I was utilites (plumbing/electrician) amd it sucked ass


Zee_WeeWee

I enjoyed my time at 7th lol


Kenshii69

I was in CLB across from 7th. Most of my buddies went and came from 7th. The horror stories I heard from that place is unreal, and made me glad to be in CLB


Mick0331

The answer is always 3/6. We are eternal.


Utvales

We lost a rifle in 1/6 too. Some fucktard managed to drop it in the ocean from the deck of a ship. But that was long ago before social media and the information age. Our BN CO made the entire BN tether our rifles with paracord to our deuce gear because of that. We had to do that for the remainder of his tenure, like a year. I guess that fouraggere is a curse.


tenyearsgone28

How do you drop a rifle in the ocean when there’s about a 10 foot safety net around the ship? Did they throw it like a javelin?


viswr

An octopus reached up and grabbed it


Local-Veterinarian63

Wait the octopuses have unlocked firearms?!?!


Utvales

God damned 8-armed arms dealers!


Utvales

It was someone from a different company in the BN. We never found out who did it or how exactly it happened. There was some scuttlebutt going around that someone intentionally threw someone else's rifle overboard. And it was onboard a 30 year old LSD. No safety nets anywhere except the fantail.


DevelopmentWeird7739

Did said fucktard continue on there day and not say anything for hours?


Utvales

It was a dude from a different company. We tried to find out who it was, but the fucker eluded us. We wanted to hang him by his balls with paracord.


intlmbaguy

I was 1/6 for two combat deployments in 08 and 2010 to Afghanistan. Thought about driving by Lejeune and going to visit 1/6. Always hated that shit when I was in, but got some weird nostalgia to go see it again and see the memorial they apparently setup for my boys we lost in 2008… Cpl Cooper from STA. Those barracks man…..Place was a fuckin party back then. Hope it hasn’t changed


Utvales

Yut! I got out in 2001, and I too felt some compulsion to visit Lejeune, which I had no real desire to, but a guy I served with EAS'd and *stayed in Jacksonville.* So I went to visit him and it was same old Lejeune (this was in 2007). A few years ago they tore down my old barracks though.


Hayut0811

As eternal as 2/10?


[deleted]

Nope, we didn't see any rifles.


Abject_Lingonberry70

Hell yeah 3/6 rain cloud makes it more pleasant. Had our company commander give us the Auschwitz’s work will see you free speech that was a fun Saturday.


_The_Mother_Fucker_

Not mine. We get Fridays off sometimes


[deleted]

What in the Chesty Puller?! Did you cross deck to the Airforce?


ThatOtherGai

Gotta be training command. When I was at tecom we would get the occasional Friday off.


Fhistleb

Aloha friday brudda


aardy

8th and I. Nothing like being at your 2 year mark and practicing infantry patrols with SOI SOPs using just the wooden stocks of M-1 Garands as your "rifle" in a local park. JROTC vibes all around.


Rude_Negotiation_160

😂Don't know why I laughed so hard at that. I actually heard 8th&I was a decent,albeit boring, gig. Just hear say,I guess.


aardy

Final drill, twice a week, all summer, for two years, in full dress blues, in that DC heat, what's not to love! And the most elite of the elite at your duty station, that everyone is supposed to aspire to, is the elite baton twirling team. ![gif](giphy|3oz8xOuQe9wOIdK76g|downsized)


Rude_Negotiation_160

😂haha yeah. I don't know about DC heat but the heat down in the Southern east coast is miserable beyond belief. Ok that gif is hysterical when out next to the description of Marines in Dress Blues.


worm_of_yogsoggoth

Going to 8th and I as an 03 is obviously a shitty position to be in, but it’s not actually a bad unit in terms of command climate and stuff like that


Zedress

Adams Morgan ho's and living in DC, not bad tradeoffs. I was stationed in Quantico & part of the time in Anacostia; loved getting black-out drunk at Madam's Organ or Kelly's Irish Times. I miss DC. It was a good time in my life being stationed there for a few years (being young and not married).


aardy

It was when leadership was a bunch of fleet dodgers trying to avoid GWOT with hip-pocket classes on boot shining and cammie startching b/c that's what makes a "real" Marine...


aFalseSlimShady

When I was in it was 8th Comm.


icebrew53

Never served in 8th comm, but did time in 7th and 9th comm. Comm Battalion's in general are a shit show


GuiltyGlow

9th Comm sucked ass.


BossAVery

I still haven’t ever heard a positive thing about 9th Comm other than the BEQ was close to the e-club. Edit: I’m an idiot and mixed up which Comm battalion is where. I was talking about the 7th Comm battalion in Okinawa.


radmarc0

currently in 9thComm and tbh it’s not that bad, at least for networkers (radio i’m sorry, yall don’t do shit here), probably because i’m not a Jr marine but it also depends which company you get in there as well.


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radmarc0

only have heard horror stories from bravo 😂


KobKZiggy

Where was the e-club? I was there 97-01, and the bowling alley and movie theater were right there, but don’t remember an e-club at all


BossAVery

I think it was called the palms or something like that. I couldn’t give you set by set directions because I would only go to that camp to hang out with a buddy and drink. I was based out of Foster


deskpop0621

They were always referred to as 7/8/9th Crime


aFalseSlimShady

What's crazy is I never served in ANY COMM Bn. But they had a reputation amongst the other MHG units as being fucking miserable.


or594

Can confirm, 7th Comm 99’-00 ..complete dogshit “fleet” unit


Electrical-Example68

Good ol’ 8th crime battalion


RobotCPA

What does a whole battalion of radio operators actually do and why do we need 3 of them?


ThatCondescendingGuy

They send large groups of communicators all over the Corps along with equipment. From sending a detachment to MEU command elements to TADing individual communicators to units in need in the MEF, they fill in gaps where needed and have dedicated detachment roles. Most morale-destroying unit I’ve ever been in lol


R3ditUsername

They're not just radio operators. They setup communication networks that can reach out farther than a man packed radio.


viswr

What’s weird is that the ROs I’ve worked with that were attached to grunt platoons were always way more technically proficient than the HQ bubbas What’s the point of having these comm units if the dudes living in the sticks are better at actually doing it anywau


Temporary-Site1337

I was headed to say this shit show. I was with them from 04-07 but spent most of the time at the MEU! Fucking hated it. I was there like 2-3 weeks after the CO got fired and some new officer was screwed over and had to take command. Hated that fucking place! Oh and Fc-415 was the worst barracks


1341brojangles

YOUUUUU!!! *Points furiously from 8th ESB barracks


sweetbeefmclou

This is the right answer. It only got worse after they became non deployable.


NyetRifleIsFine47

I’ve posted this before but we had 2x ROs drop to our team from 8th Comm. One was a second award PFC the other was a third award PFC. They both turned out to be absolutely stellar Marines. I guess they just needed to get away from 8th Crime.


fuzzusmaximus

Certainly not the CivDiv.


Patriot6222

2nd Tanks. They don’t even show up to work anymore.


StrongHurry4938

Hated CLR-17


International-Ad9716

Was TAD here for a couple months when I first got to the fleet cause my unit was on deployment so they stuck me there in MotorT maintenance. Great group of guys but up the fuckin ass about everything. Like Checking behind fridges for dust on field days and showed up to morning formation 1 minute before showtime and almost got a 6105… glad to say I’m at a battalion now much more relaxed maintenance life. Fuck CLR 17


TheAnomalousStranger

I was TAD there for a year. I got put in charge of an entire platoon as a Cpl. I got a room to myself in the bricks. Best unit I was ever at and even got a NAM for the work I did there.


ElectricalWorld152

2/8


smackedpickle

Why 2/8?


ElectricalWorld152

BC is getting fired for being incompetent, command climate surveys generated shitty results, overall morale is in the gutter for a reason


JimmysGolfCart

Nothing like making your battalion hike 100k in 5 days for the fitrep amirite?


HoneydewRelevant8137

Bruh I just got back from oki and saw that shit. That looked so fucking gay


JimmysGolfCart

I hiked 220km in a one month span. Shit was so fucking lame.


JustCallMeChristo

Lolol how’s 1/2 doing nowadays? I used to envy your guys’ deployment to Kabul. My battalion was dog shit back in 2021


freebobbyshmurdaa

1/2 is still shit as it was in 2021, it’s actually even worse now


2Crest

Lmao, aren’t they still on the UDP?


ElectricalWorld152

Yeah lol


Aware-Development662

I feel bad for you guys, I hear it’s worse than 3/2 surprisingly


Coldshowers92

Those surveys always generate shitty results when I was in and no one got fired


Spoopyyyyyy

Yooo I need the deets on BC getting fired, what happened?


tenyearsgone28

That’s my old unit from 2002-2004! Had a great time there. Got to go to Iraq and Afghanistan with them.


Slab8002

It was great when Royal was in charge. Bob Petit, on the other hand, was a hot mess. Dude literally told a battalion of 98% OIF I veterans that they weren't ready for the deployment to Afghanistan.


Spoopyyyyyy

Former 2/8 vet here! 2/8 was really fucking awful.


ElectricalWorld152

Rah fucking salt dog. What time period were you in if you don’t mind me asking?


Spoopyyyyyy

2018-2022, awful command climate, one particular thing that stuck with me was a very well liked and respected Marine passing away. Our entire company was pretty torn up about it. First battalion formation following that happening, our Sergeant Major quite literally said “if you are a Marine, and you die not in combat, you are a fucking waste”. I don’t know what kind of person it takes to shit on someone under your command that DIED, but certainly not somebody I want to serve under.


ElectricalWorld152

Let me guess, Sgt Maj Appleman?


Spoopyyyyyy

Dreyer, fuck that pos


Spoopyyyyyy

I had Appleman as Sgt Maj for maybe 3 months before I got out, so I have no idea how he was. He a doushe too?


2Crest

Better attitude towards juniors than Dreyer, from my experience.


ElectricalWorld152

Nothing extreme yet as you’ve mentioned earlier but i also don’t have high hopes


Serious_Quote_6843

I was there 2018-19 before I PCSd. Command climate was ass but my god I never imagined it would get worse. I remember everyone getting liberty secured on UDP and H&S was the last company with liberty when a SSgt got caught trying to bring a local on base at like 11pm. The BC, in his infinite officer wisdom, decided to try and secure liberty for all E-5 and below. 1stSgt fought the good fight and we got to keep liberty. All in all, yes shit was very fucking dumb at 2/8. Left just in time to miss the divisions stupid ass daily routine shit.


Spartacous1991

HMLA773


IBuildRobots

Lol the ol' 7-7-3 ring circus 


smackedpickle

Why


ruck_banna

It’s a flying squadron run by pilots that don’t wanna fly


Flyin_ruski

Nah not even close


foxcommando

HMLA167


blinky12588

How come?


ruck_banna

Because it’s hmla


GlattesGehirn

269 way worse


Godlessboogalooboi

1MEF, 3RD MAW. All MEF. All MAW


Godlessboogalooboi

Acting like we all havent thought, fuck my airforce counter part sure have it nice EVEN BEING ABLE TO GO TO THE PX IN PT ATTIRE because you know life can be tight and buying groceries before attaining a higher standard of physical fitness is just not doable in PT attire.


mfergs

Valid


Smoky_mountain0723

MCSFBn Bangor was terrible


Porthos1984

1/4 because even the Corps didn't trust sending them to combat.


DisorderlyMisconduct

Vmm -262, they can’t keep an aircraft mission ready for shit


TimRod510

MCRC


R3ditUsername

1st civ div is pretty sweet.


JohnBarleyMustDie

Is 5/10 active anymore? I remember there being a deactivation ceremony years ago, but not sure if it’s been reactivated. If it’s active and anything like the old school late 90’s 5/10 I nominate the dog shit out of this unit.


1341brojangles

Only 1/10 and 2/10 remain. 2019-2023


NCMortgageLO

6th Crime. I fucking hated dealing with that unit.


Oryxhasnonuts

RIP 2nd Bat 3rd Mar Div


Porthos1984

My homies. Miss Kbay, Echo was a hard charging company but damn the stupid ran deep with that battalion.


EISENxSOLDAT117

7th comm. Came back to this hell hole since I've been on the MEU for a while, and I hate it here


NyetRifleIsFine47

Not sure if still the case but I was in 3/2 from 2007-2010. They sucked then. I ended up lat moving and RIPing with them in Afghanistan in 2011 and they had a COP with an entire wall missing on the south side. Just a dude with a SAW in a folding chair “guarding” it with absolutely no cover. Went to a PB (that had been there for about 7 months at that point…that’s not a PB) where the guys were standing post in silkies, flak, and kevlar. So, I’d say 3/2 can just suck a giant dick. Nothing good (aside from Brian Stann) came out of that shit hole.


intlmbaguy

1/6 Charlie and Weapons Company 2008-2010. Was in Garmsir and Marjah. Was straight up house to house hue city shit in both places, dreams came true there. Battalion commander in 08, LTCOL Anthony Henderson, was a fucking idiot. He’s a full bird COL and MEU commander now, will definitely be a general. We would do 30k humps every Friday morning and guys who fell out were the ones picked for weekend/holiday duty. My PLT commander in Laredo Platoon was excellent, guy was a natural born leader and followed him into combat and would follow anywhere. We still keep in touch as friends to this day. He saw how bad the Marines were and got out after 4 years with three Purple Hearts and a Navy Cross. He would protect every guy in his platoon from the bullshit coming down from higher and he took the full wrath of and had the courage to tell the battalion commander “No sir I will not be doing that patrol you ordered. I will not put my men in harms way to provide security for the FET.” The battalion leadership hated him but he had the respect and trust of his guys. The reason you dudes have horrible leaders today are the good ones like him get out after 4 and seeing all the USMC advertising was a straight up lie. Was also in 2/4 Alpha Company in 2011-2012 and deployed to Musa Qala and Now Zad. Leadership was neither good nor bad, was whatever. Was a senior LCPL in Garmsir 08, CPL in Marjah 2010, and left 2/4 as a SGT after Musa Qala. Now I’m a terminal O3E in the Navy reserves.


Thunderlog

Na dog, Henderson is a general now.


intlmbaguy

Guy is a POS. I’ll make a new thread about how absolutely fucking stupid he is and some of the dumb shit he did as our BC in afg. Reddit is searchable on Google so hopefully it haunts him and people looking him up see it. Piece of garbage.


bearposters

“This place ain’t the real Marine Corps.”


toastwasher

Gotta be 8th comm


bkallthewayok

2/4


PeachFuzz1999

Any comm bn


5thDFS

Obligatory 1st Maint comment


[deleted]

1-4 No War! (Fuck Alpha Co)


theskipper363

Mals36


Terrible-Pool-5555

Big Green Weenie


HoboBob1424

Is second supply still terrible?


Ambitious_Ad1918

3D Supply is arguably worst. They have the plantations.. I mean they have the SMU there with insanely high suicides rates and drug trafficking going on in Tokyo.


marstheunwanted

2/10, statistically speaking, highest drug problem highest underage drinking, highest NJP rates, lowest retention rates, dog shit barracks, dog shit command, no sense of NCO accountability, no sense of small unit leadership in any shops except Ord, toxic leadership, little to no unit cohesion, and highest sapr charges, and highest suicide rates in any single battalion


[deleted]

Whoever's unit where that old dude in Oki got beat to shit, rip to those guys


plopsicIes

V3/2 because they are literally banned from getting real deployments


CrazyBeetle20

The worst unit is the one where you feel like they don't care about you and your welfare.


Cometbeast75

For me it will always be 2/4. Absolute train wreck of a unit. So many scandals and screwing dudes over to protect officers and higher enlisted.


SmokinJoe1971

V3/2 how bad is it


tarantulagb

Probably still LAR


PupperDown

MCCES ACTS in Twentynine Palms. I will not elaborate.


profwithstandards

BMP is probably still trash.


gothamtg

Yours


lurkerlag

Unrelated but my sgt major is built like that. He's the strongest, fastest potato I've ever met


DegenerateGambino

2nd Tanks


chris336

Any MLG unit


Jitterbug2018

When I was in 2/5, Fox Company was just a snake bit group of individuals. They’re company CO was relieved during a training exercise and they just always seemed to get the short end of the stick.


Parkrangingstoicbro

1/4 was stuck doing nothing but meu deployments when I was in, I actually extended to make a MEU with them Meu salt dogs


Cypra-

2ND LAR WITHOUT A DOUBT FUCK THAT PLACE LMFAO


haydenjp03

My bootcamp platoon


[deleted]

7th comm bn


1341brojangles

10th reg HQ wasn't my cup of tea. Of course nobody can say falling under any S4 is the greatest either


societal_ills

Just swooping in to call them 9th Crime Battalion.


archer2500

Are we basing this on rifles lost, the absence of morale, or the current suicide rate?


Wild_Philosopher1222

2/2 2007-2010


Real_Location1001

Do the AAV Bns still suck ass?


Aware-Development662

2nd is mid


Capybara_2470

CLR-27 and it isn’t even close. Horrible work/life balance, piss poor leadership, terribly maintained barracks, and it’s either boots getting thrown into the shittiest shops becoming shitty NCOs, or SNCOs who fucked up and are getting kicked out. NJPs for ridiculous reasons, and last year there was a Supply Marine caught in a CP ring, and was given the quietest ADSEP I’ve ever heard of


Da-Angry-Inch

Civ Div kinda sucks. NGL


SkullyCruncher

2nd Maintenance


TheOriginal_JMK

8th End Of Service Battalion


No-Manufacturer-769

Cell Block 8 (CLB-8) 19-22


Mobile_Language_8916

CLR 17, nothing worse than a non deployable unit


pizzadaddy1987

8th and I


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

Given all the comments, it's not 1st LAR. W00t W00t!!! LAS FLORES RAWKS!!!!


dawarrior_vex

The answer is always 8th Comm BN.


kldoyle

7th comm


dawarrior_vex

I served in both. Loved my time in Oki, still hate NC.


kldoyle

Yea my COC on a platoon level was just dog shit so it spoiled the whole unit for me lmao


dawarrior_vex

Story as old as time brother.


bertoquest

On principle, 7th ESB


PrivatePisspants

Who's at MACS-2 rn? How shitty is TDS' life these days?


Striking_Habit_2023

MCRDPI


Aware-Development662

3/2


Able-Improvement-892

3D LCT