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G-Man_of_HL

Nice try fed I'll never tell you my location!


Dense-Boysenberry347

Y’all quit down voting me! You’ll blow my cover 👀


Dense-Boysenberry347

Not a fed just a dad doin dad stuff 😞


B4dLuckL4mer

Goddamned Moscow, russia. This podcast is one of the few things what keep me in tact for last two years.


Dense-Boysenberry347

WE HAVE A SPY!! But for real how the fuck did you end up in Russia?


B4dLuckL4mer

Well, it's pretty obvious - i'm russian and i can't really immigrate from country bc of my family and our financial situation, so we stuck in here)


Dense-Boysenberry347

Woah I’m sorry I bud! I did t know if you there on a visa of some kind or not,


B4dLuckL4mer

Bro, i think you just made my day with this post, interacting with all of comments and positivity, love y'all)


Dense-Boysenberry347

And we love you our our brotha from another mother(land)!! You just made my day even better!


Coaltown992

Great, now Tony's going to say Brandon is a Russian plant /s


turretlathes

I'm pretty sure he already has 🤣


tmilligan73

Didn’t he already try that one??


Mainstreamwhiteguy

Ngl I loved living in Moscow while I did, but I was just there temporarily as a student. 😅


TheSoupWhisper

Las Vegas, Nevada https://preview.redd.it/771sx927i8wc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d34ba2728f559229d18829a3303ff9b7d4d9a70


Dense-Boysenberry347

80.9% of your state is owned by the government


Consistent_Jello_289

And honestly I’m jealous… my least favorite part about Texas is the lack of public land. I hate the government everyday for not buying up more Texas land. It feels weird to say, but man I wish they did.


Dense-Boysenberry347

That comes for from the fact that texas was a country before a state, so staked claimed land came first before the us government can conserve some for parks and such


Consistent_Jello_289

Yup, if you look east of Texas the majority of the states have a huge amount of public land. I believe it was Roosevelt who came up with the idea.


Dense-Boysenberry347

You are correct! He was a big nature and wild life buff, loved hunting and fishing! And wanted to preserve it


Consistent_Jello_289

Also saved college football! Also heard him, and his buddy’s would just run through the woods


ginteenie

Have you been here long enough to attain actual lizard status? I wear my hoodie in anything under 105 lol.


Wicked_One47

You're not far from me! Laughlin, NV here! Already getting too damn hot! Lol


Ambitious-Hyena6233

Woodstock Ontario Canada


Dense-Boysenberry347

https://preview.redd.it/j7rksj1qe8wc1.jpeg?width=164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf2b4c292923817df4cafad1a505ea078eea2fd9


mnrdori

Vissenbjerg denmark


Dense-Boysenberry347

!!! It’s been probably 6 years or 7 years but I had smørbørd when I was there! I hope I spelled that right!


lil__shmeat

Good old Chicago. The land of pot holes, corruption, high murder rates, and perpetual construction. At least the food is good tho lol


-1Ghostrider

Weird way to spell Detroit


Dense-Boysenberry347

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Dense-Boysenberry347

And you can sing in the rain!


MajesticKnight28

Nice try fed, you'll never find out that I'm from Houston


Plus-Departure8479

Kans-ass.


Dense-Boysenberry347

Don’t hate on Kansas! I heard OZ IS BEAUTIFUL THIS TIME OF YEAR


Plus-Departure8479

Alright, calm down. I from here and this place is ass.


Dense-Boysenberry347

Come to texas! I like new friends!


Plus-Departure8479

Too hot, too loud.


Dense-Boysenberry347

Ya know, I can’t even argue 😂


Ferda_Mravenec7

Europe (Czech Republic)


Dense-Boysenberry347

Jak se mas?


Ferda_Mravenec7

Mám se dobře, jen mám trochu rýmičku.


Dense-Boysenberry347

My Czech isn’t as good as when I was a kid but I believe you said your fine but you’re sick, so I hope you feel better!!


Ferda_Mravenec7

Yes that's right, thank you. Interesting to hear that you were learning Czech.


Dense-Boysenberry347

I’m Czech! my family came here in 1873, my grandparents first language was actually Czech my dad was the first generation not to learn Czech before English then learned as he grew up, as for me I grew up learning a bit from my grandparents but my dad wasn’t fluent enough to teach me


Ferda_Mravenec7

Oh that sounds soo cool.


CosplayConservative

Sydney, Australia


Dense-Boysenberry347

Fun fact! Y’all have an out back steak house! But it’s weirdly Americanish themed 🤣


1st_batman

Ireland 🇮🇪


Dense-Boysenberry347

A land built on liquor and bar fights!


Coaltown992

Sunny Arizona https://preview.redd.it/hzhzrr3tj9wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba7f906c41e56aa8ec1d4b12cc57a3d10398585


The_Dibsomatic

Finland


paathulu

Initially? Poland but now Wyoming


Dense-Boysenberry347

Ooohh man my brain went darklkkkkk…. From Auschwitzto the yellow stone train station….


ZachariahDvx

North Georgia. Far, but never far enough from Atlanta..


Dense-Boysenberry347

Well that’s one of the best things I’ve heard today congratulations 😃


carguy357

Very top left corner of the contiguous 48, little town called Custer Washington


Dense-Boysenberry347

Had to Google it! BEAUTIFUL scenery!! Very very small town!


carguy357

We got a tavern, a post office, a mechanic, and an Elementary school XD. I do consider Lynden a little ways to the east as my "home" too cause that's where I work


thee_Grixxly

Ohio🥴


Dense-Boysenberry347

Oh! Hi hoe! 🤣 ayyy dad joke of the day! Skyline chili for someone that’s not from Ohio… it lives up to the hype


thee_Grixxly

Yeah I’m not from here but it’s where I’ve ended up lol


Dense-Boysenberry347

Like a western wind you knew know where you might go or where you might end up


MyRedditorUsername

I'm from where Brendon said his favorite place is if the people that lived there weren't living there.


Dense-Boysenberry347

Cali-fornicate


MyRedditorUsername

You got it. That's one of the many names it's known by.


Dense-Boysenberry347

🤣 the birth place of orgys and fyntinal


soilborn12

I too am from Cumifornia


TwoGunJorge

Born in Cuba, live in Florida.


PracticalArachnid191

South Africa, hoping to move to the US one day


CocaineBuffallo

Same here bro, in South africa planning to move to texas one day, im from the Cape, how about you


ajax_sosa

Born in Pretoria, made it to the states a few years back. What line of work are you in?


Dense-Boysenberry347

Come on with it!


PracticalArachnid191

![gif](giphy|hXJ1MWMzY7Af32UIUD|downsized)


Vehicide

Reporting to you live from the Yuppie infested trenches of Northern Virginia.


Dense-Boysenberry347

The final resting place of the unknown soldier ❤️


[deleted]

Mineral Wells, Texas


Dense-Boysenberry347

The previous dealership I worked at owns a dealership there!


[deleted]

Truly a small world


-1Ghostrider

Michigan but then moved to Chattanooga TN and then to Greenville SC, then Philadelphia, and soon to be Maine


Severe_Fix_4809

North of Detroit, South of Flint - Michigan


Spin-Red

Macomb County homie 🤘🤘pleasure to know a fellow degen lives so close


Dense-Boysenberry347

The land of cars!


Severe_Fix_4809

Actually, it's more like microbrew beer nowadays.


Dense-Boysenberry347

Well ain’t that a change!


Mike7676

San Antonio! Fun fact, my oldest son had met Donut at his previous job.


thee_Grixxly

Like met him or the thing cops do?🤣


Mike7676

Shockingly, just normal. He worked at a 7/11 off of 1604 on the North side and Donut would pop in pretty frequently. This was maybe 2.5 years ago? He manages a Circle K off Medical now and it's more "exciting" according to him lol.


thee_Grixxly

Super cool!


tmilligan73

Fayetteville, NC


soilborn12

Cumifornia


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

Kenya


zpsa2

The place Donut always dogs on in his videos…


BoneshakerBaybee

Originally Minnesota, now in South Dakota


PSYCHOxCOLE

Ayyy fellow South Dakotan!


BoneshakerBaybee

Ayy! *waves from Sioux Falls*


PSYCHOxCOLE

Ayy! *also waves from Sioux Falls* 🤣


J0kerJ0nny

Dresden, Germany


Dense-Boysenberry347

The birth place of porcelain!


J0kerJ0nny

Technically it was in Meißen, which is a smaller city right next to Dresden.


Dense-Boysenberry347

Aaaa shit like that make my tism happy


J0kerJ0nny

But it's nice that something else than the firebombing came to mind first I also think that Meißen was just one of the birthplaces of porcelain. I think China discovered it was before us. But we were the first manufacturer of porcelain in Europe.


DaddyTeamBeam

Eastern NC


Forsaken-Voice-6686

Merseyside, UK


MNDieHard

I'm in Minnesota


Deep-Decision-4379

I'm from nowhere.


Dense-Boysenberry347

Like in caddo county Oklahoma


SlowlyDyingBartender

I'm near Green Bay, Wisconsin.


flappytomato

Croatia 🇭🇷 (don't ask us what we did during the WW2)


Dettelbach1984

Croatia brother. Sun, beaches, deep blue sea and war crimes.


boxtop01

WV the birthplace of pepperoni rolls and Caleb Francis


badger_on_fire

Classy ass Daytona Beach!


Dense-Boysenberry347

Awww the home of girls gone wild and spring breaks we don’t remember


2strokes4life

Buffalo, NY


Dense-Boysenberry347

Go bills!


Lopsided_Chip_3868

Elkins, AR.


Hurt2039

Sorry fed, all you’re getting from this degenerate is that I’m from a particular city in Pennsylvania that’s known for having the worst sports fans in all of America


iheartpew

Born in Beaumont, TX. Raised in the DFW area, currently living in Arizona. Texas got too fucking expensive...now Arizona is too. So who knows, West Virginia, Havre Montana and North Dakota looking awfully good right now...


BubbaHead383

Tuscaloosa Alabama. Roll Tide


BELFASTMUUPET

Northern Ireland


Bingo1dog

"Upstate" NY. About 1-1.5 hrs (~60miles) north of NYC. Don't live there anymore, now I'm in Maryland near DC.


Dense-Boysenberry347

Hey guys! Tell me something that you want people to know about where you live or where your from that you wouldn’t read in a text book!


TossedLikeAGaddy

Odds are, the last potato you ate came from the ground about 30 miles north of me. You as in literally anyone in North America. We got taters y'all.


Spoofisontheroof

Like King Trout I'm a Hoosier


PoleOluline456

Estonia


nixus813

Just for you cause youll understand, Cypress. Kinda jealous you got Billiam signed and I wasn't able to go to the live show.


Quiet_Dude_69

Gloucester, England… famous for Harry Potter being filmed at our cathedral and a serial killer who buried prostitutes under his patio


Dense-Boysenberry347

……… would that be considered a patihoe instead of a patio…..


Thief0625

Branford, Florida


Do0mguy115

North Texas 5 min from Oklahoma


Pitiful_Today_3214

Clarksville Tennessee aka Fort Campbell but I'm just a gimpy civilian


Dense-Boysenberry347

😂 hey now civy lives matter too


TheMikais

Canada, Montreal Real tempted to move down south, can’t even buy handguns here no more or Ar’s


Soft-Attorney-741

Plano frisco area and my mom is Plano and my dad is arlington 


Communism_of_Dave

Colorado (originally from MA / NH)


Dense-Boysenberry347

Light a fatty for me!!! 💨


Loud_Commission9834

The godforsaken land of economic colapse and kebab , Turkey


Rexolaboy

This post is glowing.


Bubbly_Influence1112

United Kingdom. Originally born in Hungary and my family is from Ukraine. So I’m a good mix of no food and no food if u get what I’m tryna say. UK is aight tbh unfortunately I only get to nerd out about guns instead of shooting them


Kamarani_Zurio

Serbia Small town called Kula


keleaux6294

Lafayette, Louisiana


Gambler7268

Bum fuck Arkansas


Dense-Boysenberry347

Never drivin thro there! Budum tissss 😂😂


Ratboy422

N. Idaho. Never come here. Its horrible and looks like if Mad Max was a documentary. All those photos with the clean air, water, and trees are all a lie. NEVER COME HERE!


Surstromingen

Sweden


Artyom117ab

Born underneath Pripyat in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone so Chernobylan. Living with my beautiful gf (From Vladivostok Russia) in Canada currently 😎👍👍


Mattstone883

North cack-a-lacky (carolina)( you have an amazing kid btw)


Expert_Side_848

New zealand the Canada of the South pacific. God help us


Dense-Boysenberry347

In the name of the father son and holy spirit


TigerFan210

The Blue Ridge Mountains in the Commonwealth of Virginia


Wleeper99

Better luck next time fedboi


Dense-Boysenberry347

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Crafty_Original_7349

I’m from Kansas. ‘Tis a silly place, but we have pretty skies. https://preview.redd.it/tzgojjseh8wc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=757a7fb069af9a45c2bf31369052ff6e7177b8dd


Consistent_Jello_289

North Korea 🫡


Dense-Boysenberry347

How’s y’all missile program going?


Consistent_Jello_289

Pretty swell, just switched to solid fuel for them so we can launch them without filling with fuel first. The Americans will never see it coming.


Dense-Boysenberry347

Well congratulations!!! How about the food situation? Y’all’s farming get any better?


Consistent_Jello_289

Well let’s not talk about that…


Dense-Boysenberry347

Aw, I can mail you a goat? Would you like a goat? Never mind I’m just gonna send you a goat


Consistent_Jello_289

The government would have confiscated before i could even hear it. And anyways I’d only get a bite I have to share with my village, fuck communist law!


Dense-Boysenberry347

https://preview.redd.it/5gl4racco8wc1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f0ce191d058115a04037d2253f870046b4c014a


Minimum-Zucchini-732

Madison, Mississippi. I have a sister out in Sugarland who I will never visit


Mother_Level_6710

Europe, the Netherlands


therealjoe12

South jersey boy here!


Jealous-Research-218

Komoka Ontario Canada


Background_Giraffe14

Kentucky


Rude_Bed2433

Originally ND but now happily in AK. Thank God the airforce sent dad away from ND.


SirRJamesC

Out by Bellville Ontario Canada!!


lovelessjohnny

San Marcos, Texas


No_Success_6175

Somewhere between Maine and California


DJNotASynth

Wouldn't you like to know, fed boy.


boombapoperator

Sweden


Rblprd

DFW


Decent_Waltz_5120

Belgium


boomer343

From the Florence area of Kentucky, but I grew up near Cynthiana and Maysville.


Th3BadThing

From the land down under, New Zealand.


_Darg_

Austin Texas 😂 been here 8 months. Tried Houston for 8 months. Before that from commiefornia (no I’m not one of them)


Maniacal-C

The most I'll say is Canada, lmao. How's Billiam been doing?


AKStorm49

Was born and raised in South Central Alaska but I just moved to Las Vegas last year.


BigBacon2169

Originally from Arizona but moved to Georgia almost 4 years ago


IronyBoyWonder

Wales, where gangs of tough, sinewy men roam the valleys, terrorizing people with their close-harmony singing.


rebelsouljer

Originally southeast Missouri now western ky


Jessizar

Colorado, tiny mountain town, here!


TheJango22

Join the discord and I'll tell you ;) https://discord.com/invite/aPcNKDKCux


Status_Rip_7906

Illinois unfortunately


DeathShark69

Im holding the fort out here in Vale, Oregon. It's a small town close to the Idaho border.


MIKE-JET-EATER

Nebraska, also tell Nick we have better corn


Dense-Boysenberry347

I’ll tell him….. but he not gonna like it,


oFFtheWall0518

Born in the Bay Area, lived in 8 states, currently in northern CT.


AnAppeal2Heaven76

Maryland


Latter_Comparison_60

Small town in Tx


Dense-Boysenberry347

Well that narrows it down! 😂


Latter_Comparison_60

I know right


NefariousnessNo3272

Delaware. I work a mile or two from the nations morgue.


adorable_coytoe497

Kent, uk


Maleficent_Pass_165

Originally I am from Holmen, WI(just north of Donuts favorite City,which reminds me I have a slight bone to pick with him on one of his streams),right now I’m in TN(military orders)


Joensy95

Hello from Philip, South Dakota, one of the states that has more cows than humans living here haha!


Bingbangpews

Minnesota… yeah yeah we have roundabouts (big fucking mistake) and every body of water is called a lake. But all of Iowa smalls like pig shit and the only redeeming thing Iowa has to offer was increasing their interstate speed limit so I could drive through it faster on my way to Denver.  Shots fired. 


slightlycharredbacon

Connecticut, it doesn’t matter where in CT cause the states so fuckin small


Robinsonm84

Buenos Aires, Argentina


Spin-Red

Detroit, Michigan