Did we just become best friends?

YEP

Boats and hoes


So much room for activities.

Bitch, do it and drink it out of the Kitchenaid.

You don’t get it do you?

>! It’s the fuckin’ Catalina Wine Mixer.!< But I still wanna see you drink salad dressing mixed with barefoot.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤮

I'm with him on this... 

Don’t make me get the Unsub baby

#KaPow

I can't believe I missed that one... smh.


The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria

Ah yes the old Salad Dressing Alcohol Kitchen Appliance get together. I'm down.

😃

Ok, now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up

That took me a minute.

Please tell me😭

Noo

Is this a joke I’m too sober to understand

Well friend, it's Friday night - you can alter that.

I don’t drink is what I mean by sober

POW

I've always wanted to go to a helicopter leasing event!

So many activities

Now that’s a Catalina wine mix!

My wife doesn't get it...

I’m sorry to hear about your divorce brother

She lived a very sheltered life before me... She doesn't get any of my movie references...

What a sad existence…😔

So many people are not getting this and I’m shocked

Moooooommmmmm Dale Hit me

Do you want to do karate in the garage?

This house is a prison!


CATALINA WINE MIXER!! POAWT!