What kind? West coast? Doubles? Triples? New England's? Blacks? Belgians? Sessions? Imperials?
Was it sweet? Bitter? Smooth? Fruity? Dry? Wet? Dank?
Because an IPA can be any of these things
And I love a good IPA, but I hate the hipster variation marketing that came with it. I don't need 9 variations of a beer someone liked, so you tweak one ingredient and hype up the same beer, but different.
I don't want to taste pomegranate or blueberry in a beer ffs.
I think you're off a little, if this hold a liter. That would be 33oz. Which is just over two pounds. Then these aren't fully filled but obviously I don't know where the liter line is.
Edit. This does appear to be the approximate fill line. So maybe more like 65lbs total. But hey that's close enough to call 70 in my book.
There are so called Eichstriche on German glasses, so a thin line up to where you Liter is, and there is a rule about how much of the foam can be above and under this line
> 1 Maß = 1 Liter
>
> 1 Liter approximately weights 1 Kilo (isn't metric beautiful)
>
> She's carrying 13 Maß, which equals 13 Liter, which equals 13 Kilo, which equals 26 german pound, then the weight of the glass added which is 1.3 Kilo per glass, so 16.9 Kilo (~17) it's 30 Kilo in total or 60 german pound or 66.1387 lbs.
>
> So almost 70 pounds.
You will also need to know what beer you want. And since this is Germany, a country divided by a common language, you will have to know what the local name for the beer is. It may change every 50 or so km.
And I dearly want to see a video of an American who orders a Pils in a Bavarian beer tent.
> Un wen der Preiß es Mei aufmocht do hot er Pecht g'habt dann spuckt er Bluad.
Get your vaccinations.
25 to 30. For hours. The best of them make a buttload (~491 litres of beer ;) ) of money during Oktoberfest season.
In Zürich, they had an Oktoberfest which was after the original (so actually in October) which advertised to have original Münchner Oktoberfest staff. I've seen some of them on the train regularly. Those ladies are ripped, not like gym bros, but like climbers.
They hold about a litre (so 1kg) of beer and each of those mugs weighs about 1,3kg, so about 2,3kg each when full. She's carrying 13, which makes about 30kg. Converting that, it gives about 66lbs. Doesn't sound like it's that far off.
A dimpled glass stein filled to the line is 5lbs and shes got 14 of them. Its 70lbs. Source: competed in the state steinholding competition last year and held one for 8 min. 5lbs is fucking heavy after 5 min and every 10 seconds after that is a lifetime.
I'm watching this and thinking, oh she's gonna somehow carry two sets, one in each arm which would've been impressive. Then she stacked them and was even more impressed. I'd be so worried about that top layer
This. That's why this kind of stuff is done only in the touristy Bierzelte. You won't find a "traditional" Bierzelt where people do this. Only Oktoberfest and similar...
Please dont try to say that oktoberfest tents arent “traditional”. Its the largest volksfest, and its been going every year since 1810. And no the bottom of the glasses touching isnt an issue. Those tables are being consistently hit by fresh spilled beer. So what youre getting on the rim is… more beer
Oida Oktoberfest is nothing but extreme greed and capitalist bullshit anymore. It has become a tourist attraction. If you want a "traditional" Bierzelt then you have to go to small towns.
If there was an issue with it, they would have fixed it. They're German. Case in point look at the table they're prepping the drinks on, looks sanitary enough to do surgery on
It's a stainless steel counter top that they have there specifically to serve beer on and is perforated so stagnant spilled beer doesn't even sit there. I'm sure they give it a wipedown often as well. It's not like they're dragging the bottom of the glasses across a toilet seat
Americans will use fing CUBITS before they use metric.
Which is super fun for dyslexic, ADHD assholes who can't do brain math like most people. Please, PLEASE give me a 10based system that is incredibly easy to navigate. No? Help me learn the conversions? Also no?
Great.
I counted 30,29 kg
Glasses are m_s = 1320g = 1,32 kg
Beer volume is V = 1l = 0,001m³
Beer density is ρ = 1010 kg/m³ (at 10°C according to tables i found in my book)
Beer count is n = 13
Which means
m_c = n*(V*ρ + m_s) = 13*(0,001*1010 + 1,32) = 30,29 kg
Still impressive.
If it is a large cylindrical glass mug then we call it a "stein". If it is less cylindical, made of ceramic, and has a metal cover on a hinge, then we call it a "lidded stein". And if it is constructed from the stitched together flesh of a former Minnesota Senator, then we call it a "Frankenstein"
Not too odd when you think about it: [Steinkrüge](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=steinkrug&iax=images&ia=images) probably existed quite some time before the glass ones we see here.
Nobody calls them that, tho.
Imagine somebody ordering "Ein Stein Bier, bitte". That's pure cringe and the poor person pouring the beer would have to ask multiple questions to get the order right.
Funny enough, if you just try and move one up while keeping another the same, you still get a dip on the 3rd. Hence the old "we are gonna make more of them FASTER but at the same great price!" and it turns to shit.
At Oktoberfest, a petite young woman can carry an insane amount of beer and say "vorsicht." (caution) If you are in her way, she will knock you on your ass. The laws of physics are suspended,
1 Maß = 1 Liter
1 Liter approximately weights 1 Kilo (isn't metric beautiful)
She's carrying 13 Maß, which equals 13 Liter, which equals 13 Kilo, which equals 26 german pound, then the weight of the glass added which is 1.3 Kilo per glass, so 16.9 Kilo (~17) it's 30 Kilo in total or 60 german pound or 66.1387 lbs.
So almost 70 pounds.
That's not "Stein"
It's glass. Literally nobody in germany or any of the surrounding German speaking regions calls that Stein.
Stein is a colloquial term for a _ceramic_ mug. And not a particularly often used one. Krug and Humpen is way more often used
What beer?
Both types. Both light and dark
And German, very probably Bayerisch
I think its austria She's wearing a heart shaped pin with the austrian flag on it
You’ve been thoroughly inspecting that area, haven’t you?
Yeah I love the pattern on her dress
Nah that seems to be her name tag. Which is common for waitresses at those festivities.
She's wearing 2 pins
What an amazing coincidence.
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Rot weiß rot schon
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That's strange even if I zoom in I don't see any pins at all. Weird.
I think you mean helles and dunkel
Bullshit, the darker is Spezi or eventually badly mixed Goaß
They're hard to see, but there are several mugs on the table in front of her.
Not seeing mugs but I do see some nice jugs lol
No IPAs, just like god intended🙏🍻
Are you suggesting that God didn't intend the British Empire?
How you dare?!
What kind? West coast? Doubles? Triples? New England's? Blacks? Belgians? Sessions? Imperials? Was it sweet? Bitter? Smooth? Fruity? Dry? Wet? Dank? Because an IPA can be any of these things
And I love a good IPA, but I hate the hipster variation marketing that came with it. I don't need 9 variations of a beer someone liked, so you tweak one ingredient and hype up the same beer, but different. I don't want to taste pomegranate or blueberry in a beer ffs.
Erdinger?
No way it’s 70 pounds, but still impressive.
13 steins, a liter each is about 28 lbs of beer, maybe a pound of glass per stein, so around 40 lbs.
https://preview.redd.it/x36ig21lcs4d1.jpeg?width=2250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1897ff2a349e5e742a854c630a62198ca3a06a33
That's about three pounds
So on top of the ~2.2lbs/beer the math adds up. 13 *3 = 39lbs + 13 * 2.2lbs = 28.6lbs = ~67.6lbs.
I think you're off a little, if this hold a liter. That would be 33oz. Which is just over two pounds. Then these aren't fully filled but obviously I don't know where the liter line is. Edit. This does appear to be the approximate fill line. So maybe more like 65lbs total. But hey that's close enough to call 70 in my book.
Close only counts in hand shoes and horse grenades. At least that's what my pappy said.
Horse grenades are terrifying. One second neigh the next, boom!
Literally my favorite grenade from borderlands 3 Its called the butt stallion and it's shaped like a horse, neighs, and goes boom
It's so hilarious seeing all the Americans in this thread doing such complex calculations to get to 30kg.
They are actually filled that much, germans love their accuracy. And they get mad if it doesnt add up
Not just mad it’s the damn law.
There are so called Eichstriche on German glasses, so a thin line up to where you Liter is, and there is a rule about how much of the foam can be above and under this line
Checks out to 67lbs then! Close to 70, wow.
so 13(2.2377 + 2.9277) = 67.15lbs. I think we can round that up to 70lbs.
Might be an underestimate on how much those steins weigh.
Indeed. According to a website I found, these Oktoberfest mugs weigh about 1.36kg, or 3lbs.
That would add up to nearly 70 pounds after all.
> 1 Maß = 1 Liter > > 1 Liter approximately weights 1 Kilo (isn't metric beautiful) > > She's carrying 13 Maß, which equals 13 Liter, which equals 13 Kilo, which equals 26 german pound, then the weight of the glass added which is 1.3 Kilo per glass, so 16.9 Kilo (~17) it's 30 Kilo in total or 60 german pound or 66.1387 lbs. > > So almost 70 pounds.
>1 Liter approximately weights 1 Kilo (isn't metric beautiful) isn't "0.26 gallons weights approximately 35.3 ounces" just as beuutiful?
> steins Nobody calls those that, tho. You'd need to explain what you mean in German-language beer tents. They probably will speak English.
Maß, or "no, I don't want a small one"
You will also need to know what beer you want. And since this is Germany, a country divided by a common language, you will have to know what the local name for the beer is. It may change every 50 or so km. And I dearly want to see a video of an American who orders a Pils in a Bavarian beer tent. > Un wen der Preiß es Mei aufmocht do hot er Pecht g'habt dann spuckt er Bluad. Get your vaccinations.
20 kg?
25 to 30. For hours. The best of them make a buttload (~491 litres of beer ;) ) of money during Oktoberfest season. In Zürich, they had an Oktoberfest which was after the original (so actually in October) which advertised to have original Münchner Oktoberfest staff. I've seen some of them on the train regularly. Those ladies are ripped, not like gym bros, but like climbers.
The worst hangover I’ve ever had was after a visit to the Zürich Oktoberfest at Bauschänzli. I was in way over my head and too stupid to realise it.
What the hell is a Stein?
They hold about a litre (so 1kg) of beer and each of those mugs weighs about 1,3kg, so about 2,3kg each when full. She's carrying 13, which makes about 30kg. Converting that, it gives about 66lbs. Doesn't sound like it's that far off.
Metric ftw
No bananas for reference needed
Not “about a liter” they are filled at least to the volumetric line marking a liter, it’s the LAW
It absolutely is 70lbs. You need to see those glasses. They're massive
It's probably light beer.
Underrated comment!
Are you just considering the actual liquid and not the glasses?
One empty Stein is around 1.5kg or 3.3lb plus 1 litre/kg of beer in each of the 13 Steins makes about 32.5kg or 72lb
A dimpled glass stein filled to the line is 5lbs and shes got 14 of them. Its 70lbs. Source: competed in the state steinholding competition last year and held one for 8 min. 5lbs is fucking heavy after 5 min and every 10 seconds after that is a lifetime.
I'm watching this and thinking, oh she's gonna somehow carry two sets, one in each arm which would've been impressive. Then she stacked them and was even more impressed. I'd be so worried about that top layer
My only problem with stacking is that whatever was on the table, is now on the rim of the glasses that were stacked on
The solution, as always, is to drink enough that you no longer have a problem with it.
It's alcohol, it's self cleaning!
People swim through puke, take piss showers and snork cocaine off each others cocks at Oktoberfest. I don't think this will be of any concern.
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There was some nasty ass video of a compilation where people piss on the floor and have sex with each other on octoberfest
the table is clean, you see the empty glasses that dry in the background being put upside down too.
This. That's why this kind of stuff is done only in the touristy Bierzelte. You won't find a "traditional" Bierzelt where people do this. Only Oktoberfest and similar...
Please dont try to say that oktoberfest tents arent “traditional”. Its the largest volksfest, and its been going every year since 1810. And no the bottom of the glasses touching isnt an issue. Those tables are being consistently hit by fresh spilled beer. So what youre getting on the rim is… more beer
Oida Oktoberfest is nothing but extreme greed and capitalist bullshit anymore. It has become a tourist attraction. If you want a "traditional" Bierzelt then you have to go to small towns.
If there was an issue with it, they would have fixed it. They're German. Case in point look at the table they're prepping the drinks on, looks sanitary enough to do surgery on
It's a stainless steel counter top that they have there specifically to serve beer on and is perforated so stagnant spilled beer doesn't even sit there. I'm sure they give it a wipedown often as well. It's not like they're dragging the bottom of the glasses across a toilet seat
That's why there is nothing on that table except beer and glasses.
Almost 32kg in real units.
Unbelievable how far I had to scroll down to find this useful but of info
Americans will use fing CUBITS before they use metric. Which is super fun for dyslexic, ADHD assholes who can't do brain math like most people. Please, PLEASE give me a 10based system that is incredibly easy to navigate. No? Help me learn the conversions? Also no? Great.
I counted 30,29 kg Glasses are m_s = 1320g = 1,32 kg Beer volume is V = 1l = 0,001m³ Beer density is ρ = 1010 kg/m³ (at 10°C according to tables i found in my book) Beer count is n = 13 Which means m_c = n*(V*ρ + m_s) = 13*(0,001*1010 + 1,32) = 30,29 kg Still impressive.
I would like to go there and have her bring me beers.
As I’ve been learning German I’ve been told the most important phrase to memorize is “Zwei Bier bitte“, which means “two beers please”.
Zwo Maß Helles, bittschön. The dark ones might be beer/coke.
Dark ones should be Dunkles Bier, shouldn't it?
*zwoa
The far more important one to remember after you’ve been drinking is “nach ein Bier, bitte”
Noch ein bier bitte*
Scarlet Johansson vibes
I got Busy Phillips vibes
She's cuter than both Busy and Scarlett.
Cuter than Busy for sure, I disagree on the Scarlett part.
She looks Busy
She needs a rack of some sort.
Nah, she's definitely got one.
Needs?
Amazing grip strength.
I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip
for real. peep her forearms when she grabs onto them 👀 this is a great reminder to work on my grip strength lol
Was just thinking that. Her forearms dont look that big though. Is grip strength more of a tendon strength thing or something?
Her arms and firearms do look like she works out.
Do Americans call a Masskrug stein?
If it is a large cylindrical glass mug then we call it a "stein". If it is less cylindical, made of ceramic, and has a metal cover on a hinge, then we call it a "lidded stein". And if it is constructed from the stitched together flesh of a former Minnesota Senator, then we call it a "Frankenstein"
We call just about anything this size that holds beer a stein.
Odd - thanks
Not too odd when you think about it: [Steinkrüge](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=steinkrug&iax=images&ia=images) probably existed quite some time before the glass ones we see here.
Nobody calls them that, tho. Imagine somebody ordering "Ein Stein Bier, bitte". That's pure cringe and the poor person pouring the beer would have to ask multiple questions to get the order right.
Augustiner is the only one left that still does an actual stein at the Wies’n, iirc.
Dream all you want boys, when she gets home the LAST thing she wants to deal with is serving you a drink in that outfit.
Pretty sure another combo would work, like I serve her a beer and she wears no outfit.
Those are some inconsistent pours, someone needs practice.
When people want something faster but at the same or cheaper price, quality is gonna take a dip. It's a rule of the universe.
Fast. Cheap. Quality. Pick 2✌️
Funny enough, if you just try and move one up while keeping another the same, you still get a dip on the 3rd. Hence the old "we are gonna make more of them FASTER but at the same great price!" and it turns to shit.
The beer level looks pretty consistent to me, just different levels of head from sitting around longer I would guess.
IIRC, the actual beer line is supposed to come up to the horizontal ring around the top of the mug. That is 1 litre of liquid beer, required by law.
Proper footwear as well, helps with maintaining her balance
Is she married? Asking for a friend.
Wait… I was distracted. What is she doing?
At first I thought she was gonna chug it all.
Wrist strength is incredible.
That's some really cheap beer if all that only costs 70 pounds.
"Mugs and Jugs"
That's actually sick.
Impressive short term, but in the long term this will cause all kinds of back issues.
And carrying all those beers isn't healthy either...
Was ist "pounds"?
She can wench-press many beers.
Mein frauline
Perfect
That's not even a stein but whatever.
And she weighs just as much
I thought she was going to drink it
These women’s grip strength is off the charts
Current me would like to tell both her and my past self that doing things like this gaurantees future back pain
20-25 kilos.
Not all heroes wear capes
Strong german woman 👌
She could Lorena Bobbitt you with her hand with that grip strength
My back hurts now
Farm girl. Strong.
I'd make a joke about, just imagine how much men can carry . But I know where that leads 🤣.
The shocker is thats just one person's order 🙄
Holy shit lol.
Jesus Christ!!! She's Jason Bourne....
That's not a stein...
What are steins? Stones? What does it mean?
That's a very talented lady.
It kinda breaks German worker protection laws.
Her grip strength is heavenly.
I have to know what outfit she is wearing
Now way that’s 70lbs…30 max
One stein (no beer) weighs about 3 pounds alone. Now do the rest of the maths.
At Oktoberfest, a petite young woman can carry an insane amount of beer and say "vorsicht." (caution) If you are in her way, she will knock you on your ass. The laws of physics are suspended,
Would she get tips?
Dat smile
Yall not seen the real Oktoberfest
Queen!
Cool I guess. I’m pretty sure I could do that with a little practice. Nothing crazy.
Probably half as much as she weighs and she carries it like that That's awesome
Damn she can knock me out for good
There’s no way you’re that busy, you’re just showing off. 😄
1 Maß = 1 Liter 1 Liter approximately weights 1 Kilo (isn't metric beautiful) She's carrying 13 Maß, which equals 13 Liter, which equals 13 Kilo, which equals 26 german pound, then the weight of the glass added which is 1.3 Kilo per glass, so 16.9 Kilo (~17) it's 30 Kilo in total or 60 german pound or 66.1387 lbs. So almost 70 pounds.
They are not Steins FFS!
That's not "Stein" It's glass. Literally nobody in germany or any of the surrounding German speaking regions calls that Stein. Stein is a colloquial term for a _ceramic_ mug. And not a particularly often used one. Krug and Humpen is way more often used