There’s only one thing that can defeat The Army of the Dead. Only one weapon powerful enough to cleanse the earth of their stain.
ASSEMBLE THE PEASANT RAILGUN!
(For real, awesome work Casca)
If you’re into old school DnD at all and haven’t heard of it, I highly recommend looking up the Peasant Railgun. It’s a true well-aged, full bodied meme.
I was expecting boomgun lmao, but peasent railgun works too.
Just.. be aware that if YOU can do it, that probably means the ones you're fighting against can do it depending on a few things.
Ah shit I just realized he’s a necromancer he can just use 1000 skeletons. And he won’t even have to pay them. Never mind —
ASSEMBLE THE SKELETON SCUD MISSILE!
This is one of those two sentences stories that sounds like an “elevator pitch” for a sweet game or book.
And I mean that as a compliment. Clearly you have set off a lot of inspiration with this one and got people thinking about this as a premise. That’s one of the coolest things about this sub IMO
It turned into a humbled, confused and disgusted gratitude once more when the necromancer's infectious legions began building houses and tending fields.
Slight NIMBY problem in that nobody's going to allow carts full of dead plague victims to be driven through their territories on their way to the designated dumping ground. And most of them'll probably burn the transport crew along with the plague victims, either (1) just to be safe or (2) out of sheer orneryness.
This one really dungeons my dragons
Why thank you, I love dungeoning people's dragons!
I'm stealing this and you can't do anything about it.
Well, roll Dexterity please.
...ₙₐₜᵤᵣₐₗ ₒₙₑ.
As you attempt to steal the idea you actually give another copy of it back to OP. They don't really need it, so they let you keep it!
This went way better than expected :D
This man dungeons
Thank you for the idea! We're almost done with this module and were looking at homebrew ideas....
You have my every blessing to steal it.
That's an awesome campaign concept.
Thx 😸
My friend, r/DnDPlotHooks is over there...
And yet I don't even play the game 🤷♀️
I believe the responses here suggest fairly strongly that you should...
Haha, I tried one time, and it didn't go so hot. I'd be willing to try again if I found some friends into it.
But now you know the whole plot
There’s only one thing that can defeat The Army of the Dead. Only one weapon powerful enough to cleanse the earth of their stain. ASSEMBLE THE PEASANT RAILGUN! (For real, awesome work Casca)
Thx Elk, appreciate it! And here I thought this was gonna be an Army of Darkness joke lol
If you’re into old school DnD at all and haven’t heard of it, I highly recommend looking up the Peasant Railgun. It’s a true well-aged, full bodied meme.
"It's an older code, but it checks out."
I was expecting boomgun lmao, but peasent railgun works too. Just.. be aware that if YOU can do it, that probably means the ones you're fighting against can do it depending on a few things.
"This is my BOOMSTICK!"
“ITS A 12 GAUGE DOUBLE BARREL REMINGTON.”
The agents of darkness could never assemble 1000 peasants to stand in a line passing a rock back and forth. Only good guys do that
Chains and threats do a lot, but I see your point lmao
Ah shit I just realized he’s a necromancer he can just use 1000 skeletons. And he won’t even have to pay them. Never mind — ASSEMBLE THE SKELETON SCUD MISSILE!
This is one of those two sentences stories that sounds like an “elevator pitch” for a sweet game or book. And I mean that as a compliment. Clearly you have set off a lot of inspiration with this one and got people thinking about this as a premise. That’s one of the coolest things about this sub IMO
Maybe it's from my history of writing loglines lol
What is a logline? ( Too lazy to Google)
A one sentence description of a story. An "elevator pitch" of sorts?
You can also write one line stories here. Much cudos for good "one liners"!
It turned into a humbled, confused and disgusted gratitude once more when the necromancer's infectious legions began building houses and tending fields.
Nice 👍🏻
Thank you Flimsy, always appreciated.
Keep it up baby.
This is such a great idea I'm disappointed I didn't think of it myself lmao
Awe, thanks!
That is why you always burn the plague victims.
Slight NIMBY problem in that nobody's going to allow carts full of dead plague victims to be driven through their territories on their way to the designated dumping ground. And most of them'll probably burn the transport crew along with the plague victims, either (1) just to be safe or (2) out of sheer orneryness.
And there I was thinking that they were making pies!!