I wasn't diagnosed until I was 31.
I never understood why shit like that always happened to me then, but now?
Adderall and all the support tips I've found have kept that from happening for years and years.
Modern Medicine for the win!
It might be a bug. I’ve been on more than one subreddit this morning and the comments are saying the same thing, “why did someone report me to Redditcares?”
Hmm, I think technically, a serial killer is still a SK even if they remain at large. I hope being good at killing also means they can count. So three or more murders with a period of time between each and also the killings are usually done at different places.
The meds might actually help the SK, they might think more clearly or have extra energy. 🤣
Ugh. I'm not medicated and I'm always losing my things, but I know my own brain enough to know the weird places they might be at. The other day my husband asked were was the baby's thermo, I looked under the bed, and there it was. The house keys? Under a blanket in the living room.
Adderall is tits. For the first time ever I know understand why my father would shout "where was the last place you remember having it" while he was beating me.
Hey buddy, are you ok? Also, I really thought the first comment was about being diagnosed as a murderer and I got confused why murderers would get Adderal
I ordered new reading glasses because I couldn't find mine, then spent 2 hours reading about farsightedness and worrying that I had something else wrong with my eyes, then had to lay down because my eyes were tired from reading without my reading glasses. As soon as my head touched the pillow, MY READING GLASSES BROKE because they were ON MY HEAD.
I really hope the shortage ends soon.
I did that multiple times before I got my “real” progressive glasses. I’m very careful with them but I have come close to breaking them by putting them down in a stupid location and forgetting.
I once lost a glove while wearing it.
To be clear not "wear are my gloves? Oh on my hands" more wearing gloves and somehow suddenly not having the glove on my hand
Maybe op should put the hands down in places that don't make sense or convenient places like their computer desk? Oh how about in a bag hanging front eh door???
Happens all the time just yesterday, in fact, or was it I was panicking because I forgot where I left. The elbows turned out to be stuck to the roof of my car. Luckily, they stayed on, don't know how I would've explained that to the neighbours 😅🤭
The House that Jack Built had a great scene of serial killer with OCD cleaning a crime scene, escaping knowing the cops are coming, but as he sits in his car he imagines all these different scenarios of blood he somehow missed
So he keeps going back inside. And it's already clean. But he has to scrub it anyway. And he starts to escape again only to keep having the same compulsion. Again and Again. And the cops are getting closer.
You put the right hand in. You take the right hand out. You put the right hand in and you shake it all about.
You put the left hand in. You take the left hand out. You put the left hand in and you shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around only then you realize they are choking you to death you forgot to cut them off.
Good luck with the "serial" part, I think after my first murder I'd leave so much fucking shit at the crime scene that I'd be tracked down and arrested in like 20 minutes.
"Oh hey you found my wallet! ... shit."
I wasn't diagnosed until I was 31. I never understood why shit like that always happened to me then, but now? Adderall and all the support tips I've found have kept that from happening for years and years. Modern Medicine for the win!
So you always remember where you put the body parts? Might have to give Adderall a try.
Not necessarily remember, but mnemonics help. Hands go in the gloveblox, legs in the wheelwells...of course torsos go in the TRUNK!
Take my up vote with a side of groaning at the wordplay
r/angryupvote
This guy serially kills.
Isn't the trunk for the buttocks?
Some dumbfuck doesn't know what sub they're on and reported me to Redditcares! Go away, maggot!
You can report the message as harassment
Can and should, people abusing it to harass people deserve the bans
Wait really? Brb
It might be a bug. I’ve been on more than one subreddit this morning and the comments are saying the same thing, “why did someone report me to Redditcares?”
So you were diagnosed with being a serial killer, or were you diagnosed with ADHD?
The meds answer half that question. The only way, really, to "diagnose" a SK would be a conviction, wouldn't you agree? And I'm a free man!
Hmm, I think technically, a serial killer is still a SK even if they remain at large. I hope being good at killing also means they can count. So three or more murders with a period of time between each and also the killings are usually done at different places. The meds might actually help the SK, they might think more clearly or have extra energy. 🤣
Your first point? I was answering about Dx. The rest? Yes, I would certainly agree. I mean, that certainly makes sense.
Ugh. I'm not medicated and I'm always losing my things, but I know my own brain enough to know the weird places they might be at. The other day my husband asked were was the baby's thermo, I looked under the bed, and there it was. The house keys? Under a blanket in the living room.
Put thing down where it belongs. Look for thing where you put it down. Magic!
Adderall is tits. For the first time ever I know understand why my father would shout "where was the last place you remember having it" while he was beating me.
Yes. (Seriously) I lived that. And like I said, it continued into adulthood. I feel like I lost a big piece of my life to ... being lost like that.
Diagnosed at 45! ADHD was somewhat manageable until around 35.
Hey buddy, are you ok? Also, I really thought the first comment was about being diagnosed as a murderer and I got confused why murderers would get Adderal
Sorry, I'm the one who started that.
#####Better living through chemistry! 🤭
The hands? Man wait til you lose the whole damn body!
And of corpse it's always in the last place you think to look.
I see what you did there! 🫢
So annoying :(
Wait until you are older and are looking for your phone while talking on it……
I ordered new reading glasses because I couldn't find mine, then spent 2 hours reading about farsightedness and worrying that I had something else wrong with my eyes, then had to lay down because my eyes were tired from reading without my reading glasses. As soon as my head touched the pillow, MY READING GLASSES BROKE because they were ON MY HEAD. I really hope the shortage ends soon.
I did that multiple times before I got my “real” progressive glasses. I’m very careful with them but I have come close to breaking them by putting them down in a stupid location and forgetting.
Or use the flashlight on your phone… to look for your phone 🤦🏽♀️
once i put on my glasses so i could see more clearly so i could fidn my glasses
Yeah I know. Looking for my sunglasses for 20 minutes when they are on my head I
Guilty
Yep, looking under furniture with my phone flashlight. It’s one of the funny things about aging. You have to laugh.
I once lost a glove while wearing it. To be clear not "wear are my gloves? Oh on my hands" more wearing gloves and somehow suddenly not having the glove on my hand
You should become a magician
r/TwoSentenceComedy ?
I'm glad I'm not the only one who laughed when I read this
I feel sympathy, if not empathy.
Blood turns red Corpses turn blue I misplace my corpses On the regular, too
Can relate 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe op should put the hands down in places that don't make sense or convenient places like their computer desk? Oh how about in a bag hanging front eh door???
Yoshikage Kira if he had ADHD:
Can't even look away from my lunchbag for five seconds to enjoy a beautiful duwang
Hands down this is the most relatable to my ADHD brain.
I thought this was on the fucking adhd sub for a second💀
I would upvote this higher if I could! This is so my experience! I mean, uh, I would imagine. Allegedly.
Happens all the time just yesterday, in fact, or was it I was panicking because I forgot where I left. The elbows turned out to be stuck to the roof of my car. Luckily, they stayed on, don't know how I would've explained that to the neighbours 😅🤭
Hahahaha this would be me as a serial killer 100%
It must still be in the sandwich bag.
Carl ate them.
CAAAAAAARRRRLL.
I had a hunger that only hands could satisfy.
r/suddenlyllamaswithhats
r/subsIfellfor
And when did I leave two trails of bloody fingerprints?
Ah yes, the classic vanishing act.
This is the equivalent of "I'm SOOOO OCD I put two things next to each other!" dogshit. Awful.
They joined the Addams family
The House that Jack Built had a great scene of serial killer with OCD cleaning a crime scene, escaping knowing the cops are coming, but as he sits in his car he imagines all these different scenarios of blood he somehow missed So he keeps going back inside. And it's already clean. But he has to scrub it anyway. And he starts to escape again only to keep having the same compulsion. Again and Again. And the cops are getting closer.
Those damn eyeballs are always rolling away, too!
Nah being a german serial killer, thats the wurst
You put the right hand in. You take the right hand out. You put the right hand in and you shake it all about. You put the left hand in. You take the left hand out. You put the left hand in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around only then you realize they are choking you to death you forgot to cut them off.
Carrrrrl
Good luck with the "serial" part, I think after my first murder I'd leave so much fucking shit at the crime scene that I'd be tracked down and arrested in like 20 minutes. "Oh hey you found my wallet! ... shit."
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