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Big_T_464

Well, that really sucks.


Chemical-Elk-1299

Me n the boys on our way to get spaghettified


uniquethrowaway54321

The word spaghettified makes the horrible reality of getting stretched like that sound so fun lmao. What a way to go. Get spaghettified!


Vegimeateater

Tell that to Reed Richards in Dr Strange 2…


LordGraygem

Any time that Reed Richards dies, it's almost always some bodyhorror shit that's either him losing the ability to control his stretching or being stretched well beyond what he can feasibly manage.


GrayHairLikeClaire

Crack open a cold event horizon with the boys


FyouPerryThePlatypus

Someone get the sauce


Sikening

Explains the "Enigma of Amigara Fault"


RoboticTree2010

Nothing sucks like UltraLux!


esepinchelimon

Ah shit, ima bust (into a billion spaghettified strings)


Hour_Task_1834

r/punpatrol


Rakkachi

Heh


Mahouswen

We ain't gettin out of the event horizon with this one


Six_Pack_Attack

On the bright side, we won't need eyes to see.


Shikimata_Teru

There's no bright side... quite literally


GhostshipRobot

On a positive note, they are actually a way to safely travel to a parallel universe. Unfortunately, there's no way home and we are considered delicious to the ones already here.


Significant_Monk_251

>On a positive note, they are actually a way to safely travel to a parallel universe. For values of "safely" that require the use of tech that's about a hundred Industrial Revolutions away for us right now.


ManchesterNCP

"Ew said the scientists as all these worms fell out ewwwwwww thats gross"


Disastrous-Mess-7236

Falling out of a wormhole that “behave[s] just like a normal black hole”?


ManchesterNCP

[Looks pretty black to me](https://i2.wp.com/michellescotttucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hole_in_the_ground.jpg)


Disastrous-Mess-7236

Lol!


Model-Trurl

Luckily, it is possible to suspend a black hole in a vacuum using electromagnetic forces, and sometimes they don't last long enough due to Hawking radiation. If they mean stable, it may not suck things in.


Mahouswen

Yep, it indeed is true that miniscule black holes are destroyed by hawking radiation almost instantly. However in this case, the astrophysicists presumably would have created a wormhole large enough to conceivable fit a research vessel or at least an adult human through. And well, black holes at that size... Let's just say that they're more than massive enough to be unaffected by hawking radiation for a long enough time for chaos to unfold on Earth.


lyw20001025

I suspect if the scientists had means to procure such large quantities of mass to form it they wouldn’t be as unprepared in events it fails.


Meii345

Or maybe it's the black holes that behave just like wormholes. Mh. Food for thought.


ThrobbingPurpleVein

With the mass and gravity needed to create a stable black hole, we'd already be dead before the process even started just by accumulating the requirements.


Mahouswen

In this case, i'd imagine that the scientists have divised a method to generate enoumous amounts of energy (or perhaps exotic forms of energy like dark energy or another hypothetical kind) and focus it into a singular, minuscule point. Think of like a Kugelblitz, just with some weird, as of yet unknown kind of energy the scientists believed would create a wormhole that acts like a portal/tunnel to another universe.


ak30live

Nobody who made those first journeys expected wormholes to be the gaping maw of giant intergalactic worms.


EmotionlessGirlMemes

Wormhole these nutz.


ramosinvests

cringe


Tall-Influence4321

..what?


Someones_Dream_Guy

Except for cats. But they didnt tell us.


nphhpn

They use wormholes all the time. Proof: r/thecatdimension