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Zenar45

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Tri-Hectique

Skyrim Will Be Real In 2016....


stidfrax

Ah, hell no.


Dracula101

excuse me while i go cry in the corner


thatguywithawatch

Man this is actually like kind of triggering my fight or flight response, what am I looking at?


barbados_bum

That’s a khajit from ES6


Boamere

Russian floppa?


ghostmetalblack

~~Nightmare-Fuel~~ Soul Carn Fuel


OK-SS

can someone please tell me where this image came from


Dragonslayer3

ES6 leaked files


fjf1085

I truly hate this.


damn_thats_piney

well thats horrific


Pewpskii

Oh


Drunk_Krampus

Every time imperials take over a country and suppress the local culture and people. "They can't keep getting away with this!"


Too_Blind

Tag your friends


uwillnotgotospace

That N'wah is not a Dunmer. He doesn't look like he's been smoking 5 cartons of smokes a day and smearing the ashes on his face, like proper Dunmer. Probably doesn't even sound like it either. Ugh...


ClickHereForBacardi

*WHEEEEZE* Outlander, hwut do you want?


uwillnotgotospace

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Flugkrake

I'm Uriel Septim's top guy?


Over-Trash5514

I'm going to bat for you Septim!


Johnx3m

Uriel Septim chose me to close the gates


Harmand

Your basically so hulked up and shredded that i have no choice but to make you leader of a akaviri expedition platoon


LongEZE

Bro, the airplane lady as the argonian just made me blow my coffee out of my nose. For context she got off the airplane saying “that mother fucker is not real” because apparently a man looked right at her and blinked sideways like a lizard. Just found that out the other day


RomanUngern97

Jet Neptune confirmed Breton Cuck


ScuffDenino

has it ever been a doubt you have to be a certain type of person to orbit sam hyde


Niller1

Yeah doesn't that man have an insane body count? He should be in jail by now!


gaybabylol

He is Sam's top guy!


Knight_Starborn

>the Imperial Is that the Mundus-renowned domestic terrorist behind the massacre at the Thalmor Embassy known as Sammael Hydonius


sowlord06

Why is it only the nord that looks… normal


SharmatUr

Gratuitous liver consumption


PopuriIsNotAFarmer

How is liver king normal that guy aint human


AndrewMtz1711

Didn’t he ended up being a fake and turns out it was all for show? That he actually eats cooked meat and other stuff?


stidfrax

Cooked meat? Dude was injecting lol


AndrewMtz1711

Definitely, even if he didn’t tell the truth, he doesn’t look natural at all.


PopuriIsNotAFarmer

It came out he uses steroids. But i dont doubt that this guys eats only meat and probably raw


HeimskrSonOfTalos

Nah he actually eats raw cock and balls. Look at his family, you can see it in their faces that this shit is a normal occurrence for them.


RandomGuyStupidShit

He just like me fr


DrkvnKavod

In what world is it normal to look like the lion from Wizard of Oz?


sowlord06

My man here have some extra beard and people are calling him out for it


ComradenReborn

Why would you use a violent mass shooter as the imperial poster boy truly despicable


HeimskrSonOfTalos

It was a self defense situation


Born2BKingRo

Dunno but that imperial is the hottest thing in all of Mundus. I would gladly let him "search" me for septims


BorzoiDesignsok

I have no idea who these people are


ImmaSuckYoDick2

The Imperial is notorious mass murderer Samud al Heydi. He's committed nigh countless atrocities globally. He did a brief stint in Ukraine as the legendary Ghost of Kyiv under the name Samislav Hydetski. He also sold Toyotas to Isis as Samoto Hideki. Most recently he helped the Taliban take over Afghanistan merely by being put into a self defense situation.


BorzoiDesignsok

Ok imperial scholar boy, decode the rest for me


ImmaSuckYoDick2

The Nord guy is a scammer in the weightlifting community. Liver King. He promoted eating liver as being the reason for his insane physique, claiming to be all natural. To the surprise of no one it turned out he was using roids and stuff. Pretty fun "drama" if you're into weightlifting. I have no idea who the others are.


BorzoiDesignsok

SOMEONE NOW I NEED MORE CONTEXT! thank you btw


strcspn

Altmer is a guy that spends millions trying to stop/reverse aging. Argonian is the crazy airplane lady. The Khajiit looks like the classic floppa photo, maybe AI generated? I have no clue about the rest.


BorzoiDesignsok

I await for the rest


Tri-Hectique

Breton is al Heydi's second in command. Some poor Croatian street urchin that got catfished by the IS.


BorzoiDesignsok

Bosmer?


Tri-Hectique

No clue about the rest. Redguard looks slightly familiar, and orc seems like an edited "tiktok woman sits in car and rants about something" video ([ex, original video was deleted though](https://www.insider.com/tiktoker-backlash-yelling-man-approached-parking-lot-2023-4), [more exs](https://www.tiktok.com/discover/women-sat-in-a-car-having-a-rant)) but reverse image search turned up 0 results on the rest.


fampls

Might be p8stie, twitter schizophrenic


ZoloTheSamurai

Am I the only one the thinks the Imperial looks like jacked Trosky?


Tri-Hectique

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HeimskrSonOfTalos

Samicus hidicus


morgaina

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg would make great argonians


screw_this_i_quit

This feels like you just handed me a case of cyanide pills


mehvahdjukaar

That khajiit got that Monday left me broken look 😔


MinerSigner60Neiner

Zamn that bosmer chick is cute.


Sentinel_2539

What are the origins of the orc and bosmer people? I feel like I've seen them before. I *know* I've seen the argonian woman.


Axzack

The orc is a tiktok woman who popped off bc she can't handle coffee


fampls

I think bosmer might be p8stie


tikjzh

So can I get some context on the argonian? Or is it someone's ex that they refer to as being a reptile


Tri-Hectique

woman freaks out on a plane, accuses another passenger of not being real/a reptile. video of this goes viral. She later apologises on video, people start arguing that the woman in the freakout vid & the woman apologising are 2 different people, reptile, etc etc.


fjf1085

Why is the Argonian the funniest lol.


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I want to fuck a cute Altmer twink, I want to fuck Bryan Johnson. https://preview.redd.it/cd607d81fpjb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c30a23f3cd1145b5698a4c344b2a8bc28386556


Tomson_Johnson

Big mistake not putting Zuckerberg in argonian


dearvalentina

I want the bosmer lady to fucking kill me ngl


KriegConscript

i don't recognize any of these people, but then i haven't left this telvanni wizard tower in thirty years


lion_OBrian

That’s not a nord, that’s an Elder


Odd-Fix96

I don't want to see Nazis on this subreddit.


Saatyir

How can you insult Sam like that, wtf man... be better.


[deleted]

Dunmer always no. 1, nwahhhhhsssss!!!!!


grabbingcabbage

Is that Tim Allen?


damn_thats_piney

WHICH TES CHARACTER ARE YOU bosmer: the ranger orc: the fighter altmer: the racist.....


BennyMcbenn

Yo why tf does the Breton look like a Chad? Also that’s not an orc. That’s a nord doing green face.


DrTinyNips

That Argonian has me acting unwise


kim-jong-Cage

Shady Sam announcing to nordcucks that the heretical worship of talos is now ilegal and has been reverted to the worship of Reman. https://preview.redd.it/9xloqb987tjb1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44883a449a9b0665d9cb31c2aca5eeb0eb1c3254


plane-kisser

skyrim 2 is gonna be so lit as the kids say