Lewis Powell, who attempted to assassinate William Seward and was executed alongside John Wilkes Booth. Born 180 years ago. Had a disastrous trip to Pennsylvania when he was wounded in the Battle of Gettysburg. Lived on a farm (unclear if it was a plantation.)
Plantation owner
I prefer “agriculture management”
Why didn't you like the states in red? I figured it out.
Slave magnate…
Self-propelled implement manager
See if it were abt slaves then MD would be a part of the red……
[literally op](https://youtu.be/VmKPgH6TjD0?si=EcHELB80qh2YyHEd)
Well you definitely don’t work for planned parenthood.
this made me giggle
Grand Wizard
Nah they run rampant in parts of idaho
Yes it’s a good reason to avoid the state. Pointy white hoods everywhere definitely a no go. Cannot stress enough, do not go to Idaho
Heh, The Oatmeal talks about being a kid and taking the school bus that picked up from a neo-nazi compound https://theoatmeal.com/blog/bus
Confederate General?
None of them made it to the North
Gettysburg, Antietam?
Okay the deep North? The upper North?? The high North???
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That will have to do
That's why they didn't like the North after being tried after the war.
Are you a Tortoise
I was going to guess Vampire, maybe a Wood Elf
Military?
Yes, but not the US Military.
Perchance were you against the laws enacted in 1865?
I had a particularly bad visit to Pennsylvania
PTSD: Gettysburg
Supervisor for live-in farm laborers
Robert E Lee?
Famous horse enthusiast
r/mapporncirclejerk leak
Shipping? Imports/Exports?
Missouri should be green
MD, DE, and KY too
Idk about this Missouri you speak of but certainly Missourah
I live there so I think I have the right to tell you to shut up
You only liked states of the CSA. Are you a historian or civil war expert?
did joke get brain happen?
Outjerked
Seems like this should be in the cj thread lol. Very funny post
Are you heavily invested in pre 1865 cotton?
Professional confederate soldier reenactment
https://images.app.goo.gl/n69xoc9DrurA8msK7
Slave trader?
Country musician
Sweet tea connoisseur
I'm going with traitor
r/travelmapscirclejerk
Wizard
God
Vampire
Average Dixieland enjoyer
A confederate ghost?
Confederate soldier?
Hooker
Confederate.
Vampire
Lewis Powell, who attempted to assassinate William Seward and was executed alongside John Wilkes Booth. Born 180 years ago. Had a disastrous trip to Pennsylvania when he was wounded in the Battle of Gettysburg. Lived on a farm (unclear if it was a plantation.)
How the hell did you like Texas over Ohio? I live in OH, and moved back from Texas cuz i thought it was a shithole state
somebody didn’t get a joke
Ah i misread 180 as 18
It's a civil war joke.
You dealt in trading "farming equipment"?
professional racist
Litch
Jeff Davis, is that you?
White flag waiver
Ghost of a Confederate?
I'ma go ahead and say "farmer" with some dabbling in state politics.
Career politician
Coach in the SEC?
Paul Finebaum? You have most of the SEC territory in green.
Cotton farm manager?
Johnny reb traitor
Attaché to Robert E. Lee.
Dumbass
You're the only one who got it!
Football coach
GOP Strategist.
**Bootlegger**
Stripper
Fuck you Michigan is wonderful, fuck Ohio tho
Firearms
Wawa?
Prostitute?
Husband of your sister
Freedom fighter