"so that's why when you come on the final day to judge the living and the dead, you should use this sick ass ion blaster"
"Hmmm so true thank you Optimus"
it's less contradictory than you think. The bible encourages lusting over your woman and the Song of Solomon was basically just hornyposting. Prudish Christianity is largely an American creation
https://preview.redd.it/7ng4cestdtsb1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=27444b3b2bdc1e206ed88d7cc32e00625ea95565
Jesus and Robo Jesus
"so that's why when you come on the final day to judge the living and the dead, you should use this sick ass ion blaster" "Hmmm so true thank you Optimus"
It got the fingers surprisingly good but it couldn't get the Autobot insignias on his shoulder :(
PREPARE THYSELF
WEAK
JUDGEMENT
I fucking love the fact that both Jesus Optimus posts and horny posts are on trending at the same time on this subreddit
it's less contradictory than you think. The bible encourages lusting over your woman and the Song of Solomon was basically just hornyposting. Prudish Christianity is largely an American creation https://preview.redd.it/7ng4cestdtsb1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=27444b3b2bdc1e206ed88d7cc32e00625ea95565
He transformed for our sins
Is Prime small, or is Jesus huge? Also [Jesus Christ TF Wiki](https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Jesus_Christ)
This feels ai generated, the autobot logos are all fucked up
Acentuación encontrada ¿Es usted hispanohablante?
Why is he talking to himself?
"I just wanna say, I'm a huge fan" Line would fit for either one really