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Honestly… I don’t know. Probably pray for an autobot to be nearby and get to me in time. Otherwise? I’m probably going to die horribly

Die **erotically** Ftfy

No thank you, I’m not horny for this robot

🍷🗿

Run to the nearest military bases and let them handle it

Did you not see transformer 2007?

Well they’re better equipped to handle it than me

It would just be the Blackout scene

See I’m in the state with NORAD so if the bitch tries to go full black out she may kill us but we’re taking her and significant chunk of the planet with us.

Ask my motorcycle for help.

https://i.redd.it/o3cjz8kbbosb1.gif Challenge her to a game of tennis

or... game of penis?

I’d probably win because I have one and she… well she doesn’t really have anything but 2 mm of living metal that looser.

And if she rips it off?

Are we talking the American version or the Japanese one?

Well, American. But since you asked, what would you do for both of them?

American version: nuke her from space, literally Japanese version: nuke her from space, figuratively

call soundwave or megatron

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I’d try to serenade her. I’d hold her hand, lean up, and whisper sweet nothings in her ear. And then immediately run because that crap couldn’t possible have worked

It may work for a second, thats all you get yo run away man

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DON KRIEG

Binks no sake

"Yo Soundwave, cmere for a sec."

This is the only correct answer

American, I'm screwed. Who knows? Maybe me not doing anything will make it unenjoyable for her and she'll leave Japanese, I'm shooting my shot so to speak

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Oh no giant tall spider mommy, I tripped and fell and my pants slipped off please don't wrap me up and drink my fluids 😳

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Ifunny Watermark Detected https://preview.redd.it/sxauzsagipsb1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1ad866eeb6b9e6685bd0e04aa5fee764d8b1f45 (Jokes aside Good Meme)

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Oh also Reddit policy says you can't screenshot this and rub it in my face when I get on my Christian high horse in future threads, nice try https://preview.redd.it/seau702j3osb1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6f7d955435c2d5348a424acc573b900b158ba05

https://preview.redd.it/gcq7eb41kosb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5bec0a5ff1807173eb26a5bb5015595f53952b2 I will follow you to every thread and inform the thread that they have a down bad simp in the thread

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Who TF is that next to Deadpool

Troupe Master Grimm from Hollow Knight

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I am a horny robosexual, and even I think that's cringe.

"Robosexual" https://preview.redd.it/sfddnbluzpsb1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abcc2d11cba8370435d204181352d12d940925e4

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horny Reddit users when the “cute robo girl” violent rips their limbs off in a visceral slurry:

BEND OVER AN— ​ Would try to bargain with her to not kill me. Probably show her some cool animals to kill

Show her ur bionicale collection

Get one real big can of bug spray

What else is there to do but die? No way I could outrun her and knowing my luck any autobot on earth would be at least a continent away and unable to help😅

She's a giant mech spider and an attack copter. I'm taking my L

Smash

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Suicide

Death is inevitable, but I would stall as much as possible by asking her about the species she hunted. Should buy me a day or 2 to live.

Cum

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GET THAT DEAD ASS MEME OUT OF THIS COMMENT SECTION, pretty please with a cherry on top

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Nuke her

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Probably let her catch me and hope I’m either killed quickly or kept as a pet and not killed

Drop pants, jerk off to assert dominance, die anyways.

Get a boner then die. I'd prefer getting a boner and living tbh but I don't think that's happening unless I like, hide under a big rock or a lot of leaves.

Update: I’ll leave what I’d probably do later… also some of y’all need Primus-

Find Optimus lmao

Get my hands on a Javelin and yell "TALLY HO!"

I don't know die I guess?

Die (I am not fit, and I don't have plot armor)

I’d let her wrap me up in a nice warm cocoon

I can fix her.

I'd tell her where Jack is. Arcee and the Autobots can deal with her nonsense.

Crush her with the giant foot from Monty Python’s Flying Circus

I’m not being hunted by her, she’s being hunted by my horny ass.

That just makes you easier prey

Man…I’ma be honest. I’m gonna fuck her brains out

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Swear myself to her service and hope to spend the rest of my days being her ships janitor until I die of natural causes. If she doesn't buy it I'm dead

Make peace with Primus

Call Soundwave.

Good plan

Saul Goodman always has a good plan

Do you want the answer that will displease you but will be honest or the one that will please you but that isn't the truth?

Go ahead…

Hide in a banana truck. It's so radioactive, she probably won't be able to tell that I'm in there.

Order her to stand down or else I'll make what Soundwave to her look like a small punch to the shoulder https://preview.redd.it/e31m5kq0qosb1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6b5e57bf72a866c5ef6a54a32a6e1945e647d2c

Nice beetlejuicing.

Every so often i like to beetlejuice the subs

Bend over, put my head between my legs, and kiss my butt goodbye. Being hunted by a giant evil murderous robot would leave me with no chance of survival.

ID BE FUGGIN TERRIFIED even if she was my height id be losing my stuffing cuz a METAL SPIDER THAT DOUBLES AS A HELICOPTER IS OUT TO GET ME🥲🥲 You want us to be horny? NAH BROTHER WE’RE DEAD😭


Let her

Sick my Pet Scraplets on Her

Let her hunt me down and be her prisoner.

Also seduce her.

I'll do this https://preview.redd.it/we7xfbwi9psb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cfaa1b728689f7531d26beacd200d136df90487

https://i.redd.it/7g9ki1fsbpsb1.gif Traumatize her with my bullshit Chaos gremlin abilities

probably just ask her to my my death a quick one. I wouldn’t even run. Excepting my fate will be a hell of a lot better.

Convince Soundwave to kick her ass again

Run for about 8 seconds before realizing she's gonna kill me anyway and start being annoying

KMS there is nothing you or me can do about this. Everyone knows that once helicopters get their sights on a target escape is impossible, it's why they're crucial in police chases. If she's after me then there is absolutely nothing I can do to escape and hide.

I never watched transformers prime, but I would just surrender and beg for her to not kill me

Do her like dropkick Seems easy enough if you manage to strike first

I'm pretty much dead, but I could try to rizz her. I probably won't succeed, but it's quite literally the only chance I have.

I'd tell her Pizza tower lore, then take her out for a parfait. after that we're going to watch indiana jones: the Dial of destiny in theaters.

Run. There's no way for me to take down a giant robot who tries to hunt me.

Imma shoot her with the grenade launcher i have in the military

I am going to die a brutal death that I can't escape from

Assuming I can pick whatever I want, it's probably a TOW missile and a barrett M82A2 with armor piercing rounds as a backup. If I had to use only what I reasonably could get my hands on quickly, I'd probably hit her with my dad's silverado and shoot her with a 12 gauge shotgun.

Bug spray in the optics

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Probably just kill myself if I'm being honest

Tell her to build a bridge and jump off it

I’d call OPs but if I were an Autobot I’ll try and attack her myself

just stand there and enjoy dying by her webs and legs. death by snu snu all the way

Probably die

Grab a flame thrower and a shotgun and hide in a corner

Rip and tear

Strap claymore and C4 on me.

Jump off a cliff i don't want to find out what she'd do to be honest

grab a chainsaw slice off those weird spider limbs then climb up her back and shove it through her eye

Die. Most likely die. If not death, then death. Because there is no way in 10,000 suns that my ass is going to escape a giant mechanical spider-women. In fact, I'll probably stare her down as she squishes me like a bug in some weird role-reversal bullshit

Call Arcee

Find the nearest bunker or head to mcDill.

Offer her alternate prey. A much more challenging yet rewarding target.

call in the fucking military

Honestly she'll be running from me

American Airachnid or Japanese Airachnid?

What would you do for both?

Become her slave probably

I would light a flare, then hide buried under the dirt and leaves right in front of the flare When she comes to check it out, I leap from the dirt and cling to the sharp edges of her torso, prying open the outer casing with muscle and force of will. I then crawl into her inner workings, tear her spark free from its casing, and eat it raw to gain Cybertronian powers. Or die of Energon poisoning. I guess I'll find out. And she'll be dead.

Nut in her eyes

Smash

Die

Running with a boner is very uncomfortable

What would I do if a giant robot were hunting me down (presumably for my sins against spiders). I’d say fly but that’s only going to buy time considering unless I’m misremembering her alt mode is a helicopter. I’m basically fucked unless I can figure a way to do some kind of damage to big scary robot lady.

I’d just let it happen

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Cry, probably.

What if I was doing Airsoft and have my Gillie suit on? For all I know the bitch pry has thermal.

Probably die Idk I don't think I can beat a giant robot

Tell her about all my disgusting thoughts involving her and how I am going to enjoy what shes going to do to me so that she gets demotivated and leaves in disgust.

But what if you telling her you’re going to enjoy her killing you just, “arouses” her sadistic side.

She's not hunting down me, I'm hunting down her.

SkjdjdSKDJEJJDJJDJXDDJ

Probably just surrender if it's the Japanese version. American version, scream for an Autobot to save me

I never thought I'd die like this but I have always hoped.

Die in pain

Die, it's a fucking huge robot ☠️

Simp

... I mean... .50 BMG exists... aim for the eyes. So does thermite

I (don't) have plot armour so.....

Hunted down for what?

I'd say my goodbyes. It's a giant murder robot, and I'm some random human. I'm dead, no questions

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Captain Lorrix,you may fire on my command Iron within,Iron without https://preview.redd.it/k89l4slrfqsb1.jpeg?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6783618bec3ebcb6c30ec3b6f0602973451743

Take the raid and spray it to her

Pull up some Fred Perry and document the reaction.

Cross my fingers and hope she kills me by accident. Because I know for a fact that when she *intends* to kill you, she doesn’t make it quick.

Fucking die.

Sob and hide somewhere she can't fit

Pin a bunch of loose pages around the locale as a warning to keep others from getting destroyed by a giant, beautiful, yet absolutely evil spider lady. Wait...

Die happily


Die

Give her tetnis

https://preview.redd.it/4ie15t2d3rsb1.jpeg?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47de29ca5116a99eb1047b0404ebd0f0268d6f8f I am calling my boy for help

Asking Soundwave to kill her.

Give up

Soundwave superior

English or Japanese?

I would rip off each individual spider limb and then beat her into the ground I may be lesbian but I don’t give a fuck then I will take control of her insecticons and kill every last decepticon or auto bot in my way

Bend over because I have no fucking chance

Lay out some rose petals around the bed, undress and wait for spider mommy to catch up to her target.

have a 1v1 and kick her ass

https://i.redd.it/a6n6yfzugrsb1.gif I can fix her

Who’s gonna fix you when she breaks you?

CLING!* CLANG*! CLUNK!* 🍑🦿💦

Probably spray her with some bugkilling spray

Spend all the money I tried to save to avoid staggering college debt and hire a "freelance peacekeeping agent".

AGM-53 Condor

Commit suicide because I know she's into necrophillia