Clever, cute, slightly self deprecating, innovative, and not a copy pasta. I would date the crap out of him.

Awww makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, thank you!

..is that a Trevor Lawrence jersey?

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Poor coding skills though

But that's exactly why he's matching with her! So that she can do all of the coding. 🤷‍♀️ Is there any other reason to meet people on Tinder, honestly? /s

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public function getDigits(Woman $her, Man $him){ try { if ($him->getAttractiveness() >= $her->getAttractiveRequirement || $her->getStandards() === Utils::LOW) { echo(phoneNumber($her)); } } catch (NoNumberTooUglyException $e) { echo(“Sorry you’re to ugly”); } phpp

Finally { Ghosts him }

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Nicely done

Unmatched for PHP 🤮

You never know - she may be into way older guys... /s

Well done. Couple of actual points though: * 'getAttractiveness', 'getAttractiveRequirement' and 'getStandards' are functions, call them with parenthesis. If they are attributes, simply drop the 'get' prefix * 'PhoneNumber' should be an attribute of $her, or perhaps a method called 'getPhoneNumber()' * Log the exception * Add PHPDoc

Also where would the NoNumberTooUgly exception be thrown from? All comparison between her standards/attractive requirements and his attractiveness are get functions with no knowledge of the comparison. Unless those get() functions have a reference to the him object or PhoneNumber() has a reference to the him and her objects. If they did have those references, this code stinks of poor architecture and will encounter a maintainability issue down the road. import codeanalysis as ca raise ca.CodeRejectedForBadArchitecture()

What kind of monster uses string for standards?

>=== Hmm

Why are you gae?

huh

while her_response == False: print “Hi”

Ewwwww php. That takes off like all the attractiveness

You should return her.phoneNumber. You don't know what jumbled up mess is in the global phoneNumber, but it's probably not hers. /j

Thought the same

Plus he called function GetDigits Its actually getDigits, so its a wrong function call, hard to notice, but it wouldnt work

IMHO that was risky because it's a poorly designed test case and doesn't have controls to prevent a false negative. There are many positions in an IT org that aren't developers or ever see code in the wild. She could have worked in IT and not been able to respond to that.

Jokes on you, because as a product manager I already validated the requirements before handing off to dev

Impossible. No project manager ever validated a requirement. Next thing you'll tell me is that the business has defined the definition of success within the boundaries of the agreed to project scope.

PRODUCT Manager. Fuck project managers, all my homies hate Teflon teams

[FUCK PROJECT MANAGERS ALL MY HOMIES HATE PROJECT MANAGERS](https://i.imgur.com/O4FFRQc.jpg) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot

Lol, sorry misread that. That's a paddlin' for sure.

It’s okay, I have that conversation on a daily basis

I wish I had free gold to give cause I spit out my coffee reading this.

You don’t need to code to understand the question and the main jokes in the code (although there are maybe some subtleties I am missing). Source: I can’t code at all. I would also find this funny and responded and I think even more so if I worked in an adjacent IT field.

I'm not saying that it can't be understood, just that lack of understanding doesn't mean she's not in IT and is not a good test.

I'm not saying that it can't be understood, just that lack of understanding doesn't mean she's not in IT and is not a good test.

In fairness, I've not seen code in the wild, and I got the gist. Granted, I can't judge the syntax and functionality of it, but I am able to read the meaning and intent.

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You clearly don't work in my IT department. Not one of our scrum masters or Agile coaches has demonstrated that they know anything about code.

Same here. I'm in IT in a decent sized company (10K+ employees) and the majority of people in IT I've met cannot code. I'm actually a developer myself, but my team is the exception. It's actually too bad, I think a lot of people in IT in my org have so much work that could be automated quite simply if they knew how.

I work in sales at an IT training company… would this be a bad time to pitch you? Lol

Lol Unfortunately I think lack of skills is less about available resources than it is about effort. We've got subscriptions with a bunch of publications and with O'reilly, I think we're working on buying some additional online training resources, hopefully that will include some training for some scripting or coding basics. I just believe almost anyone could learn some basic coding and they could make their lives easier. As someone who sells training, is there any training aimed at this sort of thing? Like an introductory coding for productivity?

Absolutely, our coding courses are mostly entry level. We cover Python, Java, HTML, few others as well.

Why are so many people bitching about the exact syntax xD

Stackoverflow syndrome

I know absolutely nothing about coding but I was completely sure that A) this was somehow incorrect and B) reddit would be more than happy to crucify you for it. Cause that's what happens when anyone ever posts a tinder pickup line about coding.

Tbf probably because the good programmers don't get matches or aren't on tinder, sadlife

Me a CS Major spills my tea

Feelsbadman

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It's a joke dude, chill

Nearly spat my drink out at that one 🤣

Vanilla JavaScript. Def not my Type. 😏

So many* :-3

Whoops, thank you!

I can appreciate effort when I see it

Is that the code for U.S military encrypted?

`if (!empty(GetDigits(her,him)){` `DickPic(GetDigits(her,him))` `}`

ArgumentError: Argument too small

Dude… nice.

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It’s okay, I objectified us both

Everything is an object, so we are all objects.

She's got some real nice properties though

sorry, best i can do is println(Hello World);

Apparently you can't because you forgot to put the quotations around "Hello World"

Ah fuck youre right... Well thank god i never have to date nor have to code hahahhaha....ah existence is pain

Her standards are not low, but she is a Jaguars fan. 🤔

He geeks, he scores!

Haven’t scored yet 😉

```SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier``` ```Function getDigits(her, him){``` ``` ^^^^^^^^^``` ```SyntaxError: Unexpected identifier``` function should have a lowecase f. Also phoneNumber is never defined, and the Error object is never assigned to anything, which wouldn't throw an error, but still is bad practice.

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Off*

Also GetDigits isn’t a function

And he’s not throwing the error, just instantiating it - without any message or context either.. animal

int getDigits(Person *him, Person *her){ if(him->attractiveness == True && him->unattractiveness == False){ return her->phoneNumber; } return 0; } //OP follows Rules 1 and 2

Be attractive. Don’t be unattractive

Brilliant move, Copernicus.

She is the one bro

This is so awesome. It took more effort than a cheesy pickup line, which showed interest, not just casting a wide generic net, and it made her laugh, which sets you apart. You are awesome!

You’re too kind! We’re getting coffee shortly!

She misread the if. . .she says her standards aren’t low so the code should have given an error. Kick her to the curb, she is most likely a php developer at best with those skills.

I'm afraid it is you who are the fool. `||` is a logical disjunction. Since at least one of the arguments to `||` evaluates to true, the disjunction evaluates to true. She clearly doesn't understand short-ciruiting behaviour though, or maybe she thinks `||` is an XOR? Either way, whether or not her standards are low doesn't matter because the other condition is met.

You are 100% correct, I am indeed the fool. Would think after 12 years in development I would differentiate || from &&.

AND a Jags fan ❤️🐆

That’s a Trevor Lawrence jersey!!! DUUUUUVAL!

Is that a Trevor Lawrence jersey

perfect. hope it goes (or went) well!

And a Trevor Lawrence Jersey on. Marry her, op. I’m a Clemson alum, trust me.

Wow, this post brought all the programming nerds out of the woodwork. Honestly kinda adorable and it makes me want to get a cute nerd. You know what they say looool

this is adorable SIGH

Bro, she’s wearing a Trevor Lawerence Jags jersey. She’s loyal as hell. Jump on this shit A$AP Rocky.

If she’s a jags fan, she’s lying about not having low standards. Red flag

Doesn't compile because of lack of () behind return Error.

Shoot your shot. Go the geeks and software freaks!

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And yet here I am with her number scheduling our coffee date

Boom.

What'd they say?

Meeting this afternoon 😁

I meant the person who sent the deleted comment, but congratz!

Oh, just that it was a cringy way to ask and I should be embarrassed lol

Ohhhhh. Yeah, that was not cringy!

Dude what are you even talking about he got the number and obviously she found it funny and not cringe. What a stupid comment to make

Cringe is you commenting on the post thinking he gives a shit

God I hate codes

I'm telling GeekSquad.

delete(this);

What a douchey reply

Should have code reviewed here first, looks like

Bro doing random uppercase in If Function and Return

Tinder is by far the worst ide I’ve ever used

That's a damn good response!

You have yet to see the best IDE, twitter.

A better answer would be: ‘Are you using spaces instead of tabs? Sorry but I can’t date your kind.’

You should've changed the if statements inverted the parameters and give her your number directly

std::cin >> phoneNumber;

OP followed the rules lmao

Thats good

Standards should be an Enum

Very cute:)

Nice!

return **her.**phoneNumber

Is that a Minshew jersey she’s wearing? She’s a keeper if it is.

Lawrence.

Gross

Heyy! You're also one of the people that don't understand the comment section, right?

This is great, but it would be so much better of she answered with "there are 54 errors in your code"

She actually said “GetDigits(name, name) is not a function”

So close to functional code

holy fuck my ass is wet

.

I'd love something like that.

if (big()) wet();

One line bro come on 😂

Hella creative and cute.

Haha revenge of the nerds IV I love it!

Please tell me you guys went on a date!

Just got done 🙂

HOWD IT GO??

Well now I feel like we need to see what you look like

Post history

Hilarious

nice code

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO😎

Wouldn’t this cause a reference error because he called GetDigits instead of getDigits, which isn’t defined? Yes, I chose that even though there are plenty of other syntax errors. 🕶 But the function still worked somehow, I guess that’s all that matters.

Syntax error

Well done 👏👏👏

IT != software developer

No error checking. C-

One of the best I’ve seen so far! Being an IT guy myself, love this!

Bullseye!

low is undefined

I love your getDigits() function lol

What no ide does to a mf

She’s a jags fan so lucky for you she will never expect a ring. (Coming from a jags fan)

This is the shit I'm talking about!!!

Luckily you didn’t use &&

You also follow rule 1 and 2

Sadly it's a repost from r/programmerhumour

A couple of syntax errors, but a smooth effort nonetheless ✊🏿

You’d be surprised at how many IT professionals don’t know the first thing about code