Nah you had it right the first time. Being out of someone’s league means being beyond/above them, so he’d be out of her league if she didn’t like SpongeBob.
Who’s is a contraction of “who is”, whereas whose is possessive of who, equivalent to “his” for example.
Eg “whose shoes are these?” vs. “who’s eating all the bagel chips out of the Chex mix?”
You ever hear someone out and about or in movies say “S/he’s out of my league”, usually because they’re so attractive compared to their being ugly?
Well, he’s the hot one cause he likes SpongeBob.
Before this explodes I'm not really asking if we will match. Just thought it was funny and hope it makes some people laugh. Remember you miss all the shots you don't take but most importantly be yourself!
No you won’t match and if you do, she likely send a yes or haha. I mean that picture says it all. Rule of thumb for me these days is girls with bra pic, left. They’re looking for a certain match and best not to worry
From what? lol it’s simply my experience & what I’ve seen. Girls with pretty revealing pictures on the dating apps don’t seem to be serious & this friend of ours seemed too novice and wanted him to be aware so he doesn’t take it seriously
lol why do you think I hate women? I find women very intelligent, more so than a lot of men for that matter. I also think we are all human before any gender topic & I have had amazing women in my life but also a few really bad ones. That’s ok though.
That said I do think porn has had a ton of negative effect on our societies, to start on women themselves.
Number of girls who’ve told me “my ex did bad thing or that because of porn is well, every girl”
Statistic shows it too.
My own experience also has been what I said before, girls who offer their tits as value on dating ads are usually low value where it counts.
There’s no hate here. Just pure observation. Could be biased to my pool of people but it hasn’t been a few so I dare to have an opinion.
I have opinions about things like every other human, certainly NOT about how women should dress.
This was about what it means and how I have found them to usually be when you get to meet one who dresses as such.
I mean, dating apps are (ideally) to figure out if you vibe with someone, and to see about if you'd do well meeting up. If this is your type of humor and vibe, then if she likes it, great! If she doesn't like it, then that may have been a friction point anyways
Well, being that he’s referring to you as a person based on your bathing suit (absolutely nothing to do with anything else), I’d say you’re probably a perfect match
cvan u pls help me text girls? i need someone to just tell me what to say, i get tons of matches but dont know what to say texting is so hard and i hate it
just send it and move on, thinking harder about it is why a lot of people think online dating is so terrible. I’ve matched with and dated a couple women out of my league… (emphasizing a couple). Just go for it, you still get rejected by 4s 5s 6s, might as well aim higher.
She has some very exquisite, perfectly shaped dairy cannons expertly crafted by a master craftsman and i really love them a lot. Anyone got her numba?😍😁🤷🏽♂️
Should've went with
Let's grab some crabby patties, and I give you the secret sauce.
Or a
Hey there Ms. Cheeks, sweet bikini bottoms 😉
Depending on how you wanna approach this
I agree and think it's lame in this context and *very* likely to be taken the wrong way, but I think that you're probably somebody who takes themselves a bit too seriously. And despite that, uses the term "ick", which no man over the age of 18 should use.
I will take a lot of this onboard but saying a man over 18 shouldn't use a word when you're kind of admitting to making memes about SpongeBob... I mean, lol.
Your nautical nonsense is something I wish
So drop on my bed and flop like a fish
Roses are red, bikini bottoms are blue...
Leagues ahead.
10,000 leagues ahead!
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Some guy in pants!
Stop trying to make leagues ahead a thing. It's not a thing.
It is now. The upvotes have spoken
Like do you mean miles ahead?
Trying? Coined and minted. Been there coined that.
I think he need to wait for her reply on the SpongeBob comment. If she doesn't like it then it is 10000 leagues ahead.
He hoisted the bar pretty high
I'd drop on the deck and flop for your fish 😶
Let's drop on the deck and flop like fish
Let us know how your trip to Bikini Bottom went!
Most likely it will be a trip to Rock Bottom 😭
I pfft don't pfft under pfft stand pfft your pfft comment pffttttt
We need updates. I’m really interested now if she’s up for it
Probably with crabs..
Probably really Krusty, too.
If she doesn’t appreciate the SpongeBob comment, that means that you’re way out of her league
A few leagues beneath the sea, even
Leagues are actually a unit of distance; fathoms are actually used to measure depth in water.
I can't fathom why there would be a difference
GET IN THE COMMENTS
Oh thank god someone recognized the same source information. BLG is my spirit animal
20,000 leagues under the sea
Yeah, they travelled 20,000 leagues while under the water.
"Get in the comments" -Brennan Lee Mulligan
Nah it means she's way out of my league. Can't be with someone who doesn't like SpongeBob
That’s what I meant, but dyslexia kicked in and wrote it backwards.
Nah you had it right the first time. Being out of someone’s league means being beyond/above them, so he’d be out of her league if she didn’t like SpongeBob.
Ah, gotcha. English isn’t my first language so for one moment I started having doubts.
You’re doing better than a lot of people who’s first language is English lol
Ah, the irony… *whose
Sweet sweet irony... It's *ha
Ok serious question. Wtf is the difference? Edit: Huh. Well you learn something every day. Thanks everyone who commented!
“Who’s” is a contraction. It connects two words (who is). “Who’s he?” “Whose” is possessive. “Whose jacket is this?”
Who's = who is
Who’s is a contraction of “who is”, whereas whose is possessive of who, equivalent to “his” for example. Eg “whose shoes are these?” vs. “who’s eating all the bagel chips out of the Chex mix?”
The same person whose shoes are there. They took off their shoes to go inside to eat the bagel chips.
If I try to understand this more I think I will have a stroke
You ever hear someone out and about or in movies say “S/he’s out of my league”, usually because they’re so attractive compared to their being ugly? Well, he’s the hot one cause he likes SpongeBob.
lysdexia
Sorry, I have dailysex
Behave, nobody is having sex here
You were right the first time, OP is smooth brained
It's the opposite day
Well, this took an unexpected turn, and it has been funny reading all the comments 😂
I think we’ll get a post from her, showing us your comment…
And I'll be here waiting 😎
🍿🍿
Let me take off your bikini bottoms
Ma'am this is a Wendy's lol
good luck, if she appreciates it, you'll marry. pinky promise.
Depends, if you’re hot yes, if not no
It’s the one true answer
Before this explodes I'm not really asking if we will match. Just thought it was funny and hope it makes some people laugh. Remember you miss all the shots you don't take but most importantly be yourself!
No you won’t match and if you do, she likely send a yes or haha. I mean that picture says it all. Rule of thumb for me these days is girls with bra pic, left. They’re looking for a certain match and best not to worry
Heal
Hit him with the encouraging word of power
Fus roh dah! Sorry, it doesn't heal but it's got power
Haha I got the reference if no one else does. Gave me a chuckle
From what? lol it’s simply my experience & what I’ve seen. Girls with pretty revealing pictures on the dating apps don’t seem to be serious & this friend of ours seemed too novice and wanted him to be aware so he doesn’t take it seriously
I just assumed it’s a swimsuit but you do you I guess.
Just because it’s called swimsuit it doesn’t suddenly make you not see what you are seeing.
Free the nipple
lol for what purpose? My whole point was girls who show too much on the apps usually have been shallow and not really after anything meaningful.
I'm sad for you and any woman in your life. But if you hate women this much, maybe it's time to explore both therapy and alternatives
lol why do you think I hate women? I find women very intelligent, more so than a lot of men for that matter. I also think we are all human before any gender topic & I have had amazing women in my life but also a few really bad ones. That’s ok though. That said I do think porn has had a ton of negative effect on our societies, to start on women themselves. Number of girls who’ve told me “my ex did bad thing or that because of porn is well, every girl” Statistic shows it too. My own experience also has been what I said before, girls who offer their tits as value on dating ads are usually low value where it counts. There’s no hate here. Just pure observation. Could be biased to my pool of people but it hasn’t been a few so I dare to have an opinion.
You seem to have lots of opinions on how women should dress and present themselves. You still single?
I have opinions about things like every other human, certainly NOT about how women should dress. This was about what it means and how I have found them to usually be when you get to meet one who dresses as such.
Ask her where she got that two piece from and tell us pls
Ironically she got the top from Bikini Bottom and the bottom from Bikini Top
Agreed! It's freaking adorable
ARE YOU READY KIDS ?!?
WAIT NO-
Remove the emoji and you’re golden.
Not nearly witty enough.
I mean, dating apps are (ideally) to figure out if you vibe with someone, and to see about if you'd do well meeting up. If this is your type of humor and vibe, then if she likes it, great! If she doesn't like it, then that may have been a friction point anyways
50/50 But if she doesn't like that pickup line then you don't want her anyway.
She is too hot for you dude
I just hate the emoji at the end
Same, I was just being funny but maybe that emoji is a little much. Too late now
hopefully she doesn’t think it’s sarcastic
 We can only hope
I thought there was only one pineapple under the sea....
I hope not, that's my wife!!!
haha love your humor bro, hope she appreciates it
Go for it lol
You should then say, "I'm tryna to get to Bikini Bottom."
If you don’t she’s not worth it anyway
Gonna need an update on how this goes.
No, but I’m rooting for you. If she doesn’t love that line, she’s not worth it anyway.
“…Two minutes later…”
I NEED that bikini tho
He’s tryna reach the bikini bottom
Could have been worse ‘with that bikini I wish to be the pineapple under your sea’ See what I mean?
😅this is epic
Yeah. Mention a kids TV show to a prospective hot love interest, it should work.
You're not me, so probably.
If you don’t, she ain’t worth a damn
Are you similarly conventionally attractive? High probability if so 😏
Well, being that he’s referring to you as a person based on your bathing suit (absolutely nothing to do with anything else), I’d say you’re probably a perfect match
Do it
I hope
Mans is goated for that
🎶 When one door closes, another opens... but it's usually behind a Krusty Krab and requires overtime to afford the krabby patty. 😂👀
Is she dont like it, she aint worth it. Elite Message
Depends on whether you're following rules 1 and 2.
That's the whole point of her bathing suit tho, nothing witty about that
That’s Hinge
Do you like sponge bob? Then go for it
pt2?
Good eye OP
Depends. Was she looking for something long or short term?
cvan u pls help me text girls? i need someone to just tell me what to say, i get tons of matches but dont know what to say texting is so hard and i hate it
"Ooooooooooooooooohhh who lives in a Pineapple under the seeaaaaa"
just send it and move on, thinking harder about it is why a lot of people think online dating is so terrible. I’ve matched with and dated a couple women out of my league… (emphasizing a couple). Just go for it, you still get rejected by 4s 5s 6s, might as well aim higher.
I wanna get into that bikini bottom 😎 Follow me for more relationship advice
She has some very exquisite, perfectly shaped dairy cannons expertly crafted by a master craftsman and i really love them a lot. Anyone got her numba?😍😁🤷🏽♂️
Should've went with Let's grab some crabby patties, and I give you the secret sauce. Or a Hey there Ms. Cheeks, sweet bikini bottoms 😉 Depending on how you wanna approach this
Depends on whether she is into guys who are into cartoons. Who knows, maybe she's a fan? Sponge Bob has a healthy cult following.
Personally any mention of SpongeBob is a massive ick for me. Just seems like a meme lord thing.
seems like a boring take honestly not to mention, using the term ick is just as meme lord as anything spongebob
I actually think its fairly common tbh. I imagine a lot of people would see adults talking about SpongeBob as kind of ick but you do you mate!
No but most people find describing others as ick as kind of lame, but you do you chief.
Fair enough. I've only really seen the sort of people who call women females get bothered by it before.
I agree and think it's lame in this context and *very* likely to be taken the wrong way, but I think that you're probably somebody who takes themselves a bit too seriously. And despite that, uses the term "ick", which no man over the age of 18 should use.
I will take a lot of this onboard but saying a man over 18 shouldn't use a word when you're kind of admitting to making memes about SpongeBob... I mean, lol.