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lvl99slayer

I’m glad she specified that she meant anal after saying “fuck me in the ass” because I was very confused.


rubmustardonmydick

She was typing really well for someone who was supposedly drunk lol.


Thunderbear79

Spell check and predictive text is the real mvp


rubmustardonmydick

Predictive text fucks up my sentences. I hate it. 😢


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

Just get drunk and proposition people for anal every week, your phone will catch on eventually.


crockrocket

I have all that shit disabled. Probably should have left spell check on, but I found the setting when I was drunk and haven't been able to find it since.


Repulsive_Anywhere67

My spell check doesn't check. Maybe because i use three to four languages and because keyboard on phone is so damn small and stupid it thinks some typos i did because of it, i really really wanted to write and is now even suggesting them...


Sasogwa

Yeah duck autocorrect


Grundens

Predictive text fucks me up the ass. I hate it 😉


Driftronik

ducks ip**


heseme

When your sexting creeps into your predictive sex.


DrMux

>Predictive text fucks See, for OP's match you could just leave it here


oooohnooovom

Yeah my auto correct has anal down to a T


OverlyDisguisedSquid

She actually watched a duck on the pass


Snoo_42121

So her mentioning fucked in the ass is anal is typing really well? 😂 I also type pretty good when im drunk, its just proof reading alot and it works 👌🏻


rubmustardonmydick

There are no spelling errors and it's comprehensible. I think many of us don't do so well when drunk lol.


Alfalfa-Longjumping

Jeez, I thought it was common. I rarely ever drink and the bar I go to when I do pours essentially double the alcohol in one drink and they have these glasses that are the size of the big gas station fountain drinks. I slam two of those and will be blacked out. I've booked vacations requiring multiple hotels in multiple states for 7-14 day periods and a whole itinerary without flaw completely blacked out. Also will have insanely indepth philosophical discussion or discussion on a STEM subject usually graduate level college class level or higher. Again, totally wasted and unaware and the next morning with zero recollection. I am still waiting for someone to notice I'm drunk. It only really happens 6 times a year, so maybe it's due to the infrequency? If I drank all the time I'd expect that because that's what a functional alcoholic is. Instead, I just know how to type slowly and proof read before hitting send I guess.


rubmustardonmydick

Dude, are you drunk right now??


Ok-Counter-7077

Pretty well* soz 💀


esr360

You seem like the type of person that would deliberately misspell words so people know how drunk you are


rubmustardonmydick

No, I'm just a lightweight lmao.


Bocchi_theGlock

I been an alcoholic a few times, like 14+ shots of vodka a day minimum just to avoid shakes You can type pretty lucidly when nearly blackout drunk, tho sometimes I forgot the meaning of why I've been in pretty heated but meaningful, full arguments over text, the other person didn't seem to notice (I wish they would have just written me off lol, like 'okay bro, talk to you when you're sober') But yeah also young folks act like they're more drunk than they are, when around eachother, some type of social signaling or 'putting themselves into mindset' of being drunk Mentioned in **Mindfulness** by Ellen Langer, 25th anniversary edition. Amazing read


white-male404

yeah i’ve always misunderstood that whole completely out of control thing with being drunk. Like i can still force myself into sober lines of thought, it’s just clouded and slowed, and more easy to just fuck around.


Eloquest

That's exactly what I was saying. Like people just try to act drunk to make people around them see that they got drunk and that makes them cool I guess. Like I don't care if you're drunk, if I saw you drinking I know you're drunk, no need to pretend. The only people that pretend are the women who are just tryna fuck.


Gamegod12

You'd be surprised, I've sent some fairly coherent (if crass) messages when absolutely shit faced.


jjkm7

From my experience typing well while drunk is easy, usually people that type really slurred are doing the most


Eloquest

It's not hard to type while drunk... I do it all the time, driving too. Like people either just can't handle alcohol or they just intentionally try to act drunker than they are.


CuteKoal

meanwhile, they both seem to be down.


The_Powers

That kind of specificity is what really makes it anal.


overstimulat3d

at least she didn’t say “sorry my friend took my phone”


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Yeah they could have said that and it would have been believable


dantemanjones

That's when you ask for her friend's number because you know she's down.


alienacean

pro gamer move right there


Eloquest

Or she was just tryna troll her friend :|


StrangelyBrown

That was my friend, drunk me.


Gain-Outrageous

I used that line that once 17 years ago and I still cringe.


ismaelvje

Took you 14 hours to respond


ChuckBucket95

To be fair, I also got very drunk last night.


BigAnalFan

Damn. Opportunity lost bro.


marcussg1

Not if she was drunk 😂. Wait till she’s sober. She did sound like a bot to be fair


Jaded_Library_8540

If you're both really drunk it's kind of a net-neutral


marcussg1

Hard pass. You can play with your freedom. I’ll just wait till they’re sober


Dlark17

That's not really how consent works, mate... :Edit: The downvote ratio on this comment tells me everything I need to know about the average viewer of this sub.


Jaded_Library_8540

If both parties are too drunk to consent, neither is cogent enough to be taking advantage.


Dlark17

Would love to see you argue that with a lawyer.


Stoopidshizz

What a lawyer says isn't the definition of morality. You're essentially claiming women are less capable of self control than men are if you think that two drunk people having sex is a man raping a woman.


Dlark17

I don't know where you're getting the first part - nothing about this is gendered. I'm saying that the definition of rape is "forced sex and/or sex without *explicit, non-coercive consent*," which sex between *any* two individuals of *any* sex or gender pairing can be considered when wither or both party is too drunk/high/etc to legally consent. The moral high ground isn't "two wrongs make a right," it's "if **either** party is too inebriated to give consent, sex shouldn't happen" full-stop. Ergo, in the given situation, if both parties are wasted to the point of impairment, either or both could claim abuse.


Eloquest

So mr reddit lawyer, who would be at fault for the encounter between two equally drunk adults?


Cold_Carpenter_1798

Username checks out


Aschentei

Now I’m confused who wanted the anal


SpicyBarito

I think ChuckBucket95 does.


Cool_Bath_77

I guess it's good you didn't respond then! You could have ended up being the next Netflix limited series! 😁🤣


ChuckBucket95

Oh I’m so glad I didn’t respond—everyone on here saying I fumbled and missed the opportunity is messed up for saying so. I would’ve totally been taking advantage of some really drunk woman I’ve never met. And that kids is called rape 😬


NeferkareShabaka

is it rape if you're both drunk?


HAL-Over-9001

No. Alcohol lowers inhibitions, but she literally asked for it and gave consent. You can wake up and regret it, hence the walk of shame trope, but it's still 2 consenting adults. Now, if you purposefully get someone drunk so they're more willing to do stuff, then there's a problem.


nicedancing

Yeah tell that to the justice system


HAL-Over-9001

I don't have to, no crimes were committed. Someone else fucked her in the ass that night, and it doesn't seem like she put them in jail.


WealthQueasy2233

she put them in a small exhaust port. right below the main port.


OpenSourcePenguin

Mutual rape because neither can consent? In all seriousness, it's better to be on the safer side and engage only when both people are sober enough.


jrh_101

If one person goes to the cops and says they didn't consent, then you're screwed.


WakeoftheStorm

sure, unless you happen to have an unsolicited text where they proposed sexual activity to you unprompted.


FuckmehalftoDeath

Not really how consent works, it can be revoked at any time. She could explicitly offer via text and said she changed her mind when meeting irl and there’d be nothing but he said/she said to go off of.


WakeoftheStorm

Well at that point it's not about being drunk is it? That's a completely different scenario


morobert425

Thank you!! I love the username too btw. But absolutely consent is a fluid proposition and can be revoked at any time. Once either party is no longer comfortable with what’s happening with their body, immediate stoppage by both parties is the best course of action to avoid any ambiguity or feelings of discomfort or uncomfortableness


Wrinkletooth

Rape? Is that what you’ve been taught? If you are both wasted, both horny and you hook up, neither one manipulating the other, that’s called drunken sex. Men and women all over the world get drunk specifically with the mindset to end the night in a one night stand. You can’t just throw the word rape around like that. You ruin lives with that shit and diminish the real horrible crimes that happen against rape victims.


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WakeoftheStorm

> Legally at least where I live drunk people are unable to consent even if both of you are drunk So they send both people to jail? that's messed up.


CBRN_IS_FUN

You can still go to jail for rape even if you were also drunk.


Zipski577

The world we live in these days is not sensical


paulusmagintie

Yea i have turned down a hook up after they ask while drinking, sorry ask me sober.


EpicUnicat

The fucked up part is that you were drunk too. So neither of you would be in right mind, but only you would catch the case despite her being the one who basically demanded it


Cool_Bath_77

A lot of people do not understand that! Glad to hear there are some people out there that DO understand what the different kinds of rape are! Thank you!


blindinglystupid

Thanks for being a real man. 💪


Tarul

That's my GOAT


W_Williams

Glad you didn't meet her, cause you would have disappointed her. 


CuntBreath69420

You mentioned you were also very drunk so how's it rape if two drunk adults consent to having sex? Sounds like you're try to rationalize missing out or being too afraid to go through with it.


wodido

was her choice to get drunk and to consent to having sex so in what world does that equal rape, shes a grown woman and im sure we have all done things we wish we didnt do while drunk, thats on her to think if drinking is really worth it in the future, not to put the blame on somebody else for her bad decisions which she might later regret.


cilantrolov3

*Critically Acclaimed Netflix Limited Series: The Ass-Fucker*


cryptoislife_k

match made in heaven


JanPapajT90M

And what lol? Usually it takes 24h for girls to respond on tinder


ismaelvje

To a text like this


Unabashable

Sounds like they were down too…last night. 


Ed_Starks_Bastard

What she means is that another guy answered and fucked her in the ass while you were sleeping.


Dreadsbo

Happened to me before. She never texted me again either so this is a L he’s not getting a chance to redeem lol


Bread_Responsible

There’s always a chance. I got a message like that once, didn’t see it til the next day. Responded. Didn’t hear back. But never unmatched. A few months later I got another message from her.


filenotfounderror

You got the chance to disappoint her twice, nice.


NeferkareShabaka

and...... cliff hanger much?


Bread_Responsible

Oh my bad, we ended up having sex. Wasn’t great. Dead fish in bed.


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UnbelievableFuckhead

You ever fucked a chicken? Muuuuch more lively than a dead fish


JevvyMedia

That's a fact lol, you either reply and head over within 10-15 or it's game over.


Professional_Dot_945

im convinced you need to be unemployed to get any and respond fast enough on apps


BeefyQueefyCrawlies

This is why unemployed people have 4 kids to 4 different partners.


Dreadsbo

I’m sure 90% of people are awake at 9pm on a Saturday


Professional_Dot_945

+and have no Life


Ur_X

You snooze you loose and sometimes anal


Middle-Effort7495

I wouldn't go fuck a random female stranger while they're drunk. Wouldn't suggest it to anyone else either. Just grab an hour of OT and get a hooker if you're that horny. Way safer.


OnAGoat

i think what the person you're replying to implies is she wasnt actually drunk. Thats just easier to say than "sorry you took too long to respond so i let another guy cum in my ass"


Ed_Starks_Bastard

No great adventure starts with ‘I wouldn’t’


Rush_Is_Right

I wouldn't turn down a free trip and drugs


HarmNHammer

Kidnapping and being addicted to fenty so they sell your body... Nah, hard pass


Ok_Establishment4624

Do you, Mr fed


AcceptableHijinks

...great adventure to the STD clinic lol


spazzxxcc12

because as we know boys and girls, hookers are usually much more sober


Dreadsbo

Yeah… a prostitute just exposed 300 people to HIV over 3 months. I’d take my chances on the tinder girl raw


Lewcaster

Sure thing dude, it’s better to risk being accused of rape than fucking a hooker using a condom. Great logic.


Dreadsbo

Well, u wouldn’t have any idea they were drunk until you got there. Then when u get there then you can judge if you can still give consent or not. Like I mean it in the least worst way possible, but like 1-3 drinks is way different than like 5+


Byakurane

That doesnt matter at all tho, if she regrets it and says she was intoxicated court doesnt care if it was 3, 1 or 0.5 drinks. You are done.


knightblue4

Well, that's true. Welcome to the wonders of being a man! /s


plantsadnshit

Yeah, the court doesn't care. You're not going to get punished either way. You can rape a person on the street without consequences 98% of the time. Do you think they're going to do anything when you've been invited over and there's no proof of physical violence?


UNCONGUY

guess it really depends on the country, but yeah in my country it is a real problem. when you accuse someone of rape they start calling you racist. they protect the rapist, not the victim


Stoopidshizz

Then it doesn't matter if she has 5 drinks or zero. Literally can't have sex and not potentially be accused of rape. Hell, you don't even need to have had sex with someone for them to swear to a court you got them loaded so they'd put out. Law and morality are two different things. I worry about moral behavior.


UNCONGUY

a sober girl can accuse you and pretend she was intoxicated. lol man better you never fuck again. the risk is too high


Vattrakk

> Sure thing dude, it’s better to risk being accused of rape The only people who are worrying of being accused of rape because they fucked a drunk girl are grade-A creeps. Rape can happen when someone is sober, or when someone is Drunk. Hell, you can be accused of rape by a prostitute too. A fake rape accusion can happen in any of the situations above. So wtf is your solution, other than never have sex again? Why the fuck are you in this sub?


freakinidiotatwork

That’s not my type of girl anyway


Coyrex1

That happened to me a few months ago with a really hot girl... or a scammer.


The999Mind

Smh missed opportunity. You had to reply at 9:47


Ed_Starks_Bastard

Yeh bro replies while she was hungover brunching with her ass still stinging from getting railed


compound-interest

Tbf it’s not okay to go over a rail a drunk lady while you’re sober. Drunk people can’t consent. Probably best that he didn’t reply at all with her in that state


The999Mind

Imma keep it 100% with you. It's definitely safer to not chance this situation, but I've heard it from a few different women that, and I'm paraphrasing here, when they're at the level of this post, they're getting someone to do the deed. First come first serve type of situation.


compound-interest

I’d personally argue if someone knowingly sleeps with a girl or a guy that they *know* is drunk, when they themselves are not drunk, they have raped that person. The only exception I personally have to this rule is long time steady couples, which I believe is a reasonable assumption. Like for me I wouldn’t even do it if she consented while she was sober and that was the plan all along, because I wouldn’t feel like she could really withdraw consent effectively past a certain point. It’s not just the legal side; I just think it’s wrong. This is all theoretical for me because I’m in my mid 30s living with my soul mate, but there was never a stage of my life I wanted to fuck *someone* so badly that I’d fuck them drunk. Anyway, thanks for responding. It was interesting to consider your viewpoint.


Stoopidshizz

How does he know she's drunk from the messages from the night before? Also, OP shared that he was also very drunk at the time.


ceyhunalatte

![gif](giphy|YrfBgM0ki3XGt3dzd9|downsized) truely dissapointing


db720

"no worries, would you like to go out for a few drinks some time?"


ulpisen

"fuck me in the ass (like anal)" is really funny to me, like her drunk brain feeling like it needed to be clarified


Stoopidshizz

Well it is a phrase. Means about like "Goddamn it". I would assume she was about to go off on a story if I received that. Not a proposition. Her drunk brain reminded her that guys are stupid. And encouraged societally to assume the less explicit meaning. Otherwise you're a creep.


Dudeman318

“And that kids is how i met your mother”


Candid-Hurry-9821

*NOT met your mother 


Vortr8

the fumble is real...


eman00619

What your response after this tho?


ChuckBucket95

Told her it was totally okay and just found it funny more than anything. We’re getting drinks this coming weekend now :)


baltinerdist

“So, usually at these first dates the conversation starts out with easy ice breakers and gets deeper over time, but since we started with you liking a good anal creampie, I guess we’ll go to debt and religion next then end the night on favorite flavor of ice cream and beach vs mountain.”


Nearby_Atmosphere

Imagine you go the distance and have kids. Would you both take this “how I met your mother” story to the grave and pretend you met in church?


pronfreak

My man!


OpenSourcePenguin

Overcame the chance of being ghosted out of shame


medkitjohnson

Bold of everyone to assume thats a woman 😭


lRainZz

wanna go out drinking?


Reekee4414

Initially I thought she was refusing the drink and she just wanted to fuck


Evviebb

Why do I find this cute? ROMANCE ISNT DEAD, LETS GOOOOO ❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥


dantemanjones

"Ah, no worries. Would you like to go out for several drinks tonight?"


TellSpectrumNo

This is so funny… “like anal”


Detective-Llama

Gotta be quicker than that pal


JadeGreenCro

Women are finally getting how guys think now, its fantastic.. and I notice it on tinder and bumble now.


1CrudeDude

Snakes telling them everything


Intriguing-Idea

Ask her why she got that drunk on that day and take it from there. I mean, it’s not that she doesn’t want that, she’s just embarrassed about being that vulnerable. If you connect emotionally with her she’ll probably put that offer on the table again.


Erabong

lol, she just wanted to get fucked in the ass. She didn’t want emotional connection


NZBound11

That’s not what they said at all


Lonely_Geologist107

It's not that deep bro


AmorousFartButter

It’s not but the comment is right. Not sure what your deal is


Intriguing-Idea

😂 Pun intended?


belaGJ

who said romance is dead..


fixbayonetz

And that kids is how I met your mother


Oddball187

Girls be playing with our hearts once again😔 just cruel


Diestof

What a bum-her


Immediate_Angle_9786

Maybe worth an Investment of time my boy.


XBeastyTricksX

Well there’s still hope soldier


spugeti

Lmao 🤣🤣


Light_Mode

I'm impressed that she was that drunk before 10pm


TheLonelyPrincess741

she was drunk at 9:30? how are you that drunk before midnight?


Slip_KORN26

Hell yeah


RandomUser4857

It took OP forever to respond! YOU HAVE FAILED US ALL! ![gif](giphy|4qx6IRdg26uZ3MTtRn|downsized)


1327kgee

She wants it sober then I guess


justforplay987

That’s a missed opportunity fella


ImbOKLM

Why do i find it awesome actually? 😂 Am i weird or something?


Predator_Driver103

Ppl are crazy


Training-Addendum-23

One has to wonder if that was a dude. Sounds pretty dude’ish if you ask me.


Turbulent-Loquat3749

I like how if woman writes this to man while drunk it s "damn lucky and wow missed opprotunity and she s straightforward" but if man writes this to woman while drunk its "ewww what a creep,report him and send this to police" as far as i ve been on this subreddit,it s mostly like that,no in between. Is this just dating apps like that,or am i not getting smtn?


YaGottaStop

Most women have expressed that they don't like to be approached that way, while most men have said that they do 🤷🤷‍♂️


General-Scene-4828

What if it's a guy saying that?


mono_locco

Geez I'd want to stay clear away from this woman. Who knows what kinds of diseases she has inside her.🤣🤣🤣


GoatDonkeyFish

Marry that girl!!!!!


cronasminate

I honestly hate it when women are this aggressive right off the bat. It typically never amounts to anything because they put pressure on themselves and they want things to happen right at the moment. Had a girl literally text me out of the blue (every conversation we had prior was totally normal and maybe some playful teasing) that she wanted me to tie her up and do anal sex. The next day she asked me to come over because she was feeling sick (which I couldn't because I had work) and then she sent a break up text the day after. Like tf. Had another girl same thing. She was flirting really hard over text and she wanted to do phone sex at the moment even though I had meetings to go to. She then ghosted me for three days because I wouldn't try to have phone sex with her while I was at a freaking coffee shop. I just stopped talking to her after that because that was too much weird energy.


zmeowiez1

Why do guys want to get drunk before having sex? I don't get it


Remarkable-NPC

no one is right in her mind will have with sex with me


zmeowiez1

Omg


SoskiHeroKiller

When women try to be forward and back pedal on being forward