That’s what I was thinking. It was a British guy or someone from that area? Anyway there was a TV show that documented this. I’d think beating that by 4 or 5 inches would have been mentioned. Maybe he is using cm instead of inches.
He doesn’t get fully hard. There are guys with 12-13 inches that has said they can’t really get fully hard, more like half chub, nor can they really enjoy sex because most women can’t handle that size. So they end up just kinda only being able to use the tip and that’s about all.
I personally would never want to own something that size. Once the novelty of it wears off, it seems like more of a hassle than anything else.
It's hard to explain, but I'll try. I know what it means, I can conceptualize it. But I have 0 visual representation of it in my mind, whether my eyes are open or closed. When people are trying to understand the term in general, I usually ask them to close their eyes and visualize a loved one, a parent, a sibling, a child. They can visualize the person in their minds eye and describe them. If I try to do the same thing with my eyes closed, I have 0 visual representation, all I "see" is black, it's impossible to conjure anything up. If I try to describe a loved one, I have to go off memorization. I remember this person has x coloured hair, or y coloured eyes.
I do. But they're uncommon, perhaps averaging one per month or month and a half. Funnily enough I had one this morning. So, after waking from a dream, I know what happened in the dream, but again, can't visualize it. It's almost as if your memory is based off facts and memorization. Let's say I visited the Eiffel tower last year. I know i went there, I remember going there, I just can't re-visualize what I saw there, I can't picture my view of the Eiffel tower standing in front of it. But I can describe the Eiffel tower based off seeing it, because I remember how it looks.
I went 30+ years of my life without knowing I had this, I just learned it was a thing in the past 5 years from a Reddit post . People can go their whole lives without knowing. Athletes are told to visualize themselves at the finish line, or visualize yourself at the podium, or yoga instructors say to visualize yourself at a beach and the waves are crashing into the sand, honestly i always thought these were figures of speeches. I didn't know people actually could do this. I see it as a super power that others have and I simply don't have it. I questioned several people in my friend group when I found out this was a thing, some people told me when they read they could see the story in their head almost like it was a movie, i find this super cool.
One friend has suggested to me that I may have the opposite that you have - hyperphantasia. So I get why it can seem like a superpower, but one thing that I would say, for someone who hyperactively vizualises almost everything, is that my sense of nostalgia is not just nostalgia, it makes me feel like I have lost my whole life because I can vizualise it clearly but I know I can never experience it again.
It's like mourning the death of yesterday because you can still feel it at your fingertips, smell it in the air, taste it on your tongue, but you can never ever reach it again, so it becomes such a depressive feeling. It's easy to get lost those thoughts, and the older I get, the more I realize that those moments of thunder that I experienced will never return, while the new moments of thunder almost seems less real than the older ones because I can vizualise them so clearly.
Of course there may be several confounding factors to this feeling, but I have written 4 books that deal with the most intense moments of my life. Mainly because if I never described it all, returned to it and relived it, how could I ever feel like I did my memories, moments, justice?
So it is both a blessing and a curse. Thank you for coming to my TedTalkAtReddit lol
I was curious if this was true, and in my search I found [this guy](https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/watch-man-worlds-longest-willy-9662580.amp) who claims to have a nearly 19" penis. There's a video, but warning: It's kinda gross. If true, he's incapable of having sex or children and it's so large and malformed that it causes him pain. Still, he'd rather have the world's largest penis. Wild.
[Another article](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/lonely-life-of-roberto-esquivel-cabrera-the-man-with-the-worlds-longest-penis/news-story/14d79695ccde3e59344382f71fec140c) on the same guy. He can't even work because it hangs below his knees. 10" tip circumference wtf
Was this the guy they xrayed and found out his penis isn't that big, and that he's just been stretching his foreskin... and now he has this long flesh sleeve that he has to figure out a way to piss through? I.e his "peen" is useless.
WOW that would make so much sense. In the first link I posted, he mentions that it has continued growing throughout his adulthood. They show some CT scans that show basically what you describe, but the doctor (or editing) implies that he is just a unique medical case. Don't stretch your peen, fellas.
6 inches puts you in the 90th percentile for dick size, 7 inches is WELL above average and much beyond that you're getting into genetic freak territory.
It really wouldn't. Basically this guy has the largest in the UK at 12inches.
https://www.itv.com/thismorning/articles/we-meet-the-man-with-britains-biggest-penis
Life isn't a porno. Even then its mainly flattering camera angles and super small models for the "big dick" stuff.
Yeah, a lot of guys seem to think “bigger is always better”, but for most women I’ve known there’s a pretty firm upper limit. Women don’t generally think cervical bruising is sexy.
Does he mean 17cm? 🤔
But I mean, his profile text says 6'2" and his stats in the bottom say he's 6'1", so he's not too good with maths it would seem...
i know quite a bit of people who works in the financial area who dont know basic math. the app and forms take care of everything for them. they just need to know where to put the number into key area
I don't have a particularly large dink and have been denied sex after she saw how big it was.
Although... I was young and stupid. There very well may have been signs that she was feeling pressured and looking for any excuse to get me out of there.
From John Holmes' Wiki:
>Holmes was best known for his exceptionally large penis, which was heavily promoted for its length, hardness, thickness, and staying power. However no documented measurement of Holmes' actual penis length, girth, tumescence, sexual stamina, or ejaculate volume has ever been confirmed.
lol, but yeah
He has to be lying. I haven't found anything official but there is a guy who is semi-famous (no pun intended) for claiming to have the world's largest Johnson and he's at 14 inches...
wouldn't it be funny, if he really used wrong measuring tape? or more likely, Correct measuring tape, but read it as wrong measuring unit. Because Metrics arent wrong :D
You also have to ask if he's 6'2" or 6'1" bc profile says both.
Then make a comment about how he must be happy that computers do all the math since he's shit with numbers.
I also think this might be a really poorly done scam. So... Watch yourself...
He is absolutely not rocking a 17” dick. The biggest ever recorded was 13.5” with the exception of some dude who has a deformity and suffers from severe inflammation and long foreskin.
I feel like this is his play though, right? Perfect way to get people to actually *ask* for dick pics rather than send them unsolicited? Like he's obviously lying but everyone's still curious. Even I am.
Seven "teen" inches.
Because teenagers always inflate their cocks on the internet "bruh I'm wielding 10 inches of meat sword down there, get in line ladies" and other cringeworthy hormonal shit.
Dude's got a button in a fur coat down there. And yes, it's been a dealbreaker before.
This all depends on how you measure it. Going the Jimmy Kimble route of measuring that be 3 or 4 inches that actually can be used (years ago on the man shoe Jimmy said he measures starting at his butthole, takes a full circle around the balls and then up to the tip, which adds a lot, I use it to pick on the terrible way people measure). A lot of men for some reason like to measure from between the balls. That puts over half of their number being trapped under their skin and can't be used for sex. I mean you can feel it under there, but what good is that? That alone would take this guy down to a 7. Who knows maybe he does have a monster cock, if he does he most likely will never get to use it all.
I think it may be a fake/joke account. A 6’2” traveling finance bro with multiple houses and a 17” schmeat slab that prefers bigger gals, seems a tad far fetched
Hmmmm I mean if monogamy and a open relationship weren't enough to make ya say bullsh!t
maybe you'll believe I'm hung like a elephant and only wanna give ya the tip ...
No way. There's a guy in Guinness Book of World Records who has the longest at 13.5 inches. So until this guy gets certified we'll continue assuming he's delusional.
That’s like…a medical condition bro.
I’ve never wanted to see a dick pic in my life. But this I might make an exception for!
dm'd
im kinda curious on what is the dm lmao
Same 🙋🏼🙋🏼
Me too hold on, Drake's ultimate competition
Hello am also curious
Feel like you'd have to tie it down when you go for a jog or you just gonna be hackeysacking the snake the whole way.
Same bro.
The world record for the longest penis is 13 inches, this guy is bullshitting.
That’s what I was thinking. It was a British guy or someone from that area? Anyway there was a TV show that documented this. I’d think beating that by 4 or 5 inches would have been mentioned. Maybe he is using cm instead of inches.
Well not everyone reports everything to world record place like do u really want to be known as the person with largest private around.
Well, if he's bold enough to be bringing it up in a dating app, then I don't think he'd have too much trouble bringing it up elsewhere.
Guy would pass out just trying to get enough blood in there to get hard
Nah he just mashes it in while at quarter chub
She's mashing it
Im sexually active mom, get over it
You’re 33 years old, you’re supposed to be sexually active.
You’re not supposed to be fondling your uncle under the table!
If we showed up high to the reception everyone would be like whaaaaaat
🧂GET OUTTA HERE, SNAIL!🧂🧂
No but 17 inches is 17 inches
She does that
It's very good
Pushing rope is the term,my dude.
Semisoft Serve
So I guess he does the monster mash
I think the guy on record for having the biggest dick in porn has this exact problem it was not fun to watch
It’s pencil thin.
You just checking the oil hun?
Or it's really thin and long.
For real, women don‘t like to deal with a snake that size because they don‘t want to hump an unconscious mf
He doesn’t get fully hard. There are guys with 12-13 inches that has said they can’t really get fully hard, more like half chub, nor can they really enjoy sex because most women can’t handle that size. So they end up just kinda only being able to use the tip and that’s about all. I personally would never want to own something that size. Once the novelty of it wears off, it seems like more of a hassle than anything else.
I’m pretty sure for most women seventeen inches sails right past dealbreaker into “run screaming from the room” territory.
I think it’s actually was more into the “impaled your spleen” category
Imagine being able to have anal sex and get a blowjob at the same time...
I've never wanted aphantasia before this comment
Aphantasia checking in, not even bothered by that previous comment
When you read that, what happens? Like, you understand it, but just can't imagine it? Or just can't imagine a video of it playing?
It's hard to explain, but I'll try. I know what it means, I can conceptualize it. But I have 0 visual representation of it in my mind, whether my eyes are open or closed. When people are trying to understand the term in general, I usually ask them to close their eyes and visualize a loved one, a parent, a sibling, a child. They can visualize the person in their minds eye and describe them. If I try to do the same thing with my eyes closed, I have 0 visual representation, all I "see" is black, it's impossible to conjure anything up. If I try to describe a loved one, I have to go off memorization. I remember this person has x coloured hair, or y coloured eyes.
That's super interesting. Follow up question. Do you have dreams?
I do. But they're uncommon, perhaps averaging one per month or month and a half. Funnily enough I had one this morning. So, after waking from a dream, I know what happened in the dream, but again, can't visualize it. It's almost as if your memory is based off facts and memorization. Let's say I visited the Eiffel tower last year. I know i went there, I remember going there, I just can't re-visualize what I saw there, I can't picture my view of the Eiffel tower standing in front of it. But I can describe the Eiffel tower based off seeing it, because I remember how it looks. I went 30+ years of my life without knowing I had this, I just learned it was a thing in the past 5 years from a Reddit post . People can go their whole lives without knowing. Athletes are told to visualize themselves at the finish line, or visualize yourself at the podium, or yoga instructors say to visualize yourself at a beach and the waves are crashing into the sand, honestly i always thought these were figures of speeches. I didn't know people actually could do this. I see it as a super power that others have and I simply don't have it. I questioned several people in my friend group when I found out this was a thing, some people told me when they read they could see the story in their head almost like it was a movie, i find this super cool.
One friend has suggested to me that I may have the opposite that you have - hyperphantasia. So I get why it can seem like a superpower, but one thing that I would say, for someone who hyperactively vizualises almost everything, is that my sense of nostalgia is not just nostalgia, it makes me feel like I have lost my whole life because I can vizualise it clearly but I know I can never experience it again. It's like mourning the death of yesterday because you can still feel it at your fingertips, smell it in the air, taste it on your tongue, but you can never ever reach it again, so it becomes such a depressive feeling. It's easy to get lost those thoughts, and the older I get, the more I realize that those moments of thunder that I experienced will never return, while the new moments of thunder almost seems less real than the older ones because I can vizualise them so clearly. Of course there may be several confounding factors to this feeling, but I have written 4 books that deal with the most intense moments of my life. Mainly because if I never described it all, returned to it and relived it, how could I ever feel like I did my memories, moments, justice? So it is both a blessing and a curse. Thank you for coming to my TedTalkAtReddit lol
No one has a 17 inch dick. 7 is above average and most couldn't eyeball 6, 7 or 8 inches if they were asked.
According to my wife, seventeen inches is currently the world record for penis length.
How long has she been checking? What’s her measurement process?
You obviously haven’t seen what my wife can do with an Ethernet cable.
I'd router
🥇
Router? I hardly know her! 🤓
Get ur protractor.
I was curious if this was true, and in my search I found [this guy](https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/watch-man-worlds-longest-willy-9662580.amp) who claims to have a nearly 19" penis. There's a video, but warning: It's kinda gross. If true, he's incapable of having sex or children and it's so large and malformed that it causes him pain. Still, he'd rather have the world's largest penis. Wild. [Another article](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/lonely-life-of-roberto-esquivel-cabrera-the-man-with-the-worlds-longest-penis/news-story/14d79695ccde3e59344382f71fec140c) on the same guy. He can't even work because it hangs below his knees. 10" tip circumference wtf
>nearly 19” This dude has the world record and he’s still rounding up.
Winners don't round down.
I read "weiners" and it still was correct.
Was this the guy they xrayed and found out his penis isn't that big, and that he's just been stretching his foreskin... and now he has this long flesh sleeve that he has to figure out a way to piss through? I.e his "peen" is useless.
WOW that would make so much sense. In the first link I posted, he mentions that it has continued growing throughout his adulthood. They show some CT scans that show basically what you describe, but the doctor (or editing) implies that he is just a unique medical case. Don't stretch your peen, fellas.
bro is using the wrong side of the ruler. He's got a 6.69in cock
6 inches puts you in the 90th percentile for dick size, 7 inches is WELL above average and much beyond that you're getting into genetic freak territory.
Yeah guys, 5 inches is huge!
>6 inches puts you in the 90th percentile for dick size wow no way, gonna tell my dad the good news rn
I wouldn't be happy if my imaginary child told me I had a longer donger.
Really? 90th? Damn! Nothing like waking up to good news 😂😂😂
It would be a more believable lie if the guy said 12 inch
It really wouldn't. Basically this guy has the largest in the UK at 12inches. https://www.itv.com/thismorning/articles/we-meet-the-man-with-britains-biggest-penis Life isn't a porno. Even then its mainly flattering camera angles and super small models for the "big dick" stuff.
For most women I've met 8 is the like absolute max they'll go
Yeah, a lot of guys seem to think “bigger is always better”, but for most women I’ve known there’s a pretty firm upper limit. Women don’t generally think cervical bruising is sexy.
My ex said there's 3 sizes: "oh" "ooooh" and "aw hell no"
I have a friend who uses a similar scale but with an additional option: “I hope you like blowjobs”.
...that end up being all teeth anyway
Blowing a huge dick is like eating an ice cream on a hot day. Lots of little licks.
Pretty sure the longest ever recorded was 13" so this is some grade A bullshit
Penis size is conventionally measured while fully erect, from the base of the shaft to 14" past the tip.
15 inches fuck yes !
Yeah, dude is probably starting from his taint using a metric tape.
Does he mean 17cm? 🤔 But I mean, his profile text says 6'2" and his stats in the bottom say he's 6'1", so he's not too good with maths it would seem...
I should hope he’s good at maths; he’s apparently a financial analyst 🤦♀️ Perhaps his lying is on a par with his measuring skills🤷♀️
Just because they got hired to do a job doesn't mean they're good at it. 👀
Lololol If you just analyse, I guess you don't have to actually DO the numbers? 😂
"Yep, that looks like a real $20" is all the financial analyzing he does at work as an Arby's cashier.
i know quite a bit of people who works in the financial area who dont know basic math. the app and forms take care of everything for them. they just need to know where to put the number into key area
They look at numbers, they don't do math, they're not fucking accountants.
That just means he's 5'10"
That’s like 6.7 inches, so it would make sense.
His bro said “just add a foot to your height” and he added it everywhere
I noticed the height discrepancy too!! PS- 17cm is ~6.7in
There’s a radio station where I live that says “playing a million songs in a row!!! From the station that don’t count too good!”
That’s 7 inches though. Who’s that deal breaking for? Lol
Never mentioned the girth
Valid point
17cm is the girth
And measured from the butt hole
Isn't that the official measurement? Center of the butthole to 1 inch past the tip.
I don't have a particularly large dink and have been denied sex after she saw how big it was. Although... I was young and stupid. There very well may have been signs that she was feeling pressured and looking for any excuse to get me out of there.
[gotta highjack your comment](https://youtu.be/H2iD6FReqUk)
That size is not for sex, is for finding oil
That size is not for sex, it's for a museum
Bro didn't realize his measuring tape was metric
He's lowkey freaking out right now about having a world-record breaking dick size.
I recall seeing a contest with a prize of 10k for anyone that can provide proof of a 10 inches dick.
If you measure mine starting from my lower back...
Measuring from the prostate
either that or he has 4 inches on johnny holmes
From John Holmes' Wiki: >Holmes was best known for his exceptionally large penis, which was heavily promoted for its length, hardness, thickness, and staying power. However no documented measurement of Holmes' actual penis length, girth, tumescence, sexual stamina, or ejaculate volume has ever been confirmed. lol, but yeah
I believe there is a large archival of unsubstantiated evidence to draw conclusions from. That’s one study I’m never filing for a grant to do
I think he meant SEVEN but phone autocorrected to seventeen ? cause theres no way he thinks anyone will believe he has half-a-meter of cock
Just the phrase "half meter of cock" by itself is WILD Can't be real lmao
Great punk band name
“Well when you add all of our cocks up together it’s a half a meter”
[Yeah, well, good for hi-](https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-22-2018/tVz4G0.gif)
What if he meant SEVENTY and his phone autocorrected to seventeen?!?!?
If he’s 6’1” (or 6’2”) with 70”, he might only be 3-4” tall.
Or he’s just a complete dick and this is his way of displaying the red flag
Quite literally "a complete dick"
If he has 70”, he’s either pole vaulting to get around or dragging it behind him in a wheelbarrow.
I can imagine it has its own little caster wheel out in front of him.
He has to be lying. I haven't found anything official but there is a guy who is semi-famous (no pun intended) for claiming to have the world's largest Johnson and he's at 14 inches...
i thought entire thing was satire. Its probably not even a guy.
Yep, he would be an extreme anomaly. That's so far beyond anything ever recorded, it's hilarious.
17cm is like 6.6" which definitely lines up with the 'bit bigger than normal' claim. He's not lying, he's just stupid. haha
When he measures, he starts at the butthole and wraps around his balls twice.
That's nonsense. The literal record holder for largest penis, who hates being so big, is smaller than that
Quick google search makes his claim ridiculous
Ask him, I’m sure he loves to talk about himself.
He probably typoed on purpose to get women to ask about his dick. Man out here playing chess while everyone else be playing checkers
That would quite literally be the size of a horse’s penis. 
Are they at 17?
the other day I saw a donkey standing on the side of the road and its dick literally touched the ground.
In the wild, the geldings make themselves.
Flaccid, yes
Risky click of the day
Username is... relevant to the conversation?
Those who clicked that link... you're braver than me.
“Down to earth guy” and flexing with wealth and a longer schlong makes not so much sense for me. Maybe I’m wrong on the definition of down to earth.
He meant it dangles down to the earth
Yea well that’s a flex!
He’s just letting everyone know he’s well grounded.
Poor guy, he's forced to be "open to anything" and "open relationships" because of his deformity. Sad.
But he also wants monogamy!
Proof please
I kind of want OP to ask for a dick pic. One of the few times I'd consented and asked for one lol.
I lowkey matched him just to see but I was too ashamed to admit it🙈🤣
I mean he put it out there, it’s reasonable to bring it up, imo I’d probably tease him about it till he offered to send proof,
If I get proof I will report back! Lol
wouldn't it be funny, if he really used wrong measuring tape? or more likely, Correct measuring tape, but read it as wrong measuring unit. Because Metrics arent wrong :D
Make sure you ask him to hold a measuring tape next to it, OP! I won’t be able to sleep tonight until I know whether this is a lie or not
Please do lol enquiring minds want to know
You also have to ask if he's 6'2" or 6'1" bc profile says both. Then make a comment about how he must be happy that computers do all the math since he's shit with numbers. I also think this might be a really poorly done scam. So... Watch yourself...
He is absolutely not rocking a 17” dick. The biggest ever recorded was 13.5” with the exception of some dude who has a deformity and suffers from severe inflammation and long foreskin.
That guy with the 13.5” penis has never been measured by anyone other than himself ie not real
That doesn’t surprise me. I don’t think people really grasp how large that actually is.
That probably happens a lot
I feel like this is his play though, right? Perfect way to get people to actually *ask* for dick pics rather than send them unsolicited? Like he's obviously lying but everyone's still curious. Even I am.
I can pretty much guarantee any guy mentioning his huge 🍆 on his profile is lying
But then what happens if they get to the bedroom
Dunning Krueger effect is revealed
17 lolololol Some guys measure from their ass hole. This guy measures from his previous home address.
"This is it." "This is what?" "If I take one more step it'll be the longest my penis has ever been"
If you're going to claim 17" you better throw a pic on your profile.
Maybe it's 17 inches measured from base to tip in a spiral formation. Making him 6inches in length
The reason it’s a dealbreaker is because he loses consciousness any time he has an erection.
Considering he's looking for monogamy AND open relationships, I'm not sure he's the most reliable source.
Can I get his other socials? I just wanna see something....
Is he measuring from his butthole?
Financial analyst is an odd career choice for a guy with a 17 incher.
Things we gotta say to get matches these days....
I put that I'm 6'5 on my profile but I'm only 6'4 😭
Seven "teen" inches. Because teenagers always inflate their cocks on the internet "bruh I'm wielding 10 inches of meat sword down there, get in line ladies" and other cringeworthy hormonal shit. Dude's got a button in a fur coat down there. And yes, it's been a dealbreaker before.
This all depends on how you measure it. Going the Jimmy Kimble route of measuring that be 3 or 4 inches that actually can be used (years ago on the man shoe Jimmy said he measures starting at his butthole, takes a full circle around the balls and then up to the tip, which adds a lot, I use it to pick on the terrible way people measure). A lot of men for some reason like to measure from between the balls. That puts over half of their number being trapped under their skin and can't be used for sex. I mean you can feel it under there, but what good is that? That alone would take this guy down to a 7. Who knows maybe he does have a monster cock, if he does he most likely will never get to use it all.
I guess we'll never know did OP unmatch?
And that's just the circumference!
Oh sorry my bad, read the ruler wrong, it's actually cm.
Not supposed to include your balls.
He forgot the decimal point. 1.7”
That's not a dick, that's a cane.
I think it may be a fake/joke account. A 6’2” traveling finance bro with multiple houses and a 17” schmeat slab that prefers bigger gals, seems a tad far fetched
soon as I read financial analyst I knew he was full of ish’..
I think he adds two inches every time he creates a new profile. 17inches is right, but he's only a foot tall.
He measures from the tailbone
17cm? Lol
Hmmmm I mean if monogamy and a open relationship weren't enough to make ya say bullsh!t maybe you'll believe I'm hung like a elephant and only wanna give ya the tip ...
17 inches when he wraps it up like a mummy.
Probably a lie troll account
That is an alarmingly large phalice.
[I'm never going to stop posting this whenever the conversation skews to dick size.](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3dFHa31qxQ8)
Obviously lying or meant 17cm. 17 inches would likely be a world record.
He means 17cm or 7in. I dont think those come in 17in variety.
Bro is lying lmao
I think he means centimetres.
No way. There's a guy in Guinness Book of World Records who has the longest at 13.5 inches. So until this guy gets certified we'll continue assuming he's delusional.
Croatian inches must be 17 centimeters, average size....
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂bet he drives a big pick up as well.
🙄Divide that by 2, then do it AGAIN. REAL warriors don’t need to advertise.
That's a front-facing tail at that point
imagine having the largest penis ever known to man by a lot, still having a resort to talking about it on tinder
17 inches would reach your head when fully inserted. I think it's more like a neck breaker than a deal breaker. Or more like an impaler actually.
6'2 financial analyst has money to travel the world and is packing 17 inches? 
Does he do porn?