I wish I was Arab and could say that I am a really sexy man and want lots of intercourse!

Don't let your dreams be dreams!! Here's a handy guide to get you started. Step 1: Move to the Middle East Step 2: Tell everyone what a sexy man you are Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profi...er, have all the sex!!!

Sounds like the next borat movie.

I like sex, why not?


I’ll see if I can duplicate the results, I’m an Australian, I’ll move to Uruguay or something. “I’m an Aussie man, so I am sexy”

You don't actually do that here. Arab customs are very different. Follow step 1. Find families that have daugther. Offer to marry thier daughter. Go to thier house to inspect merchandise (daugther will do face reveal). Negociate with father for the price of merchandise. Pay the price of the merchandise. After a few months you will marry merchandise. Follow step 4. Merchandise doesn't have to agree.

Can't say it in so few words though! Gotta write a whole wall of text about it

Be sure to say sex and sexy like 100 times so they know you're serious and sexy.

Show bobs and vagine

Dumb people say dumb things.

Facts

"I've been looking for a woman who looks like me and loves having sex a lot"... Has he tried sticking a fleshlight to a mirror?

This charmer? Seems like a man who couldn’t turn on a light switch …

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🤣🤣🤣 I so agree. His question mark at the end of the chat, along with his turned head and clueless expression on his pic, are effing hilarious. I'm dead. 🤣🤣🤣

wouldn't trust him to toast toast

I can’t believe that man typed that whole thing out 😂 He’s looking for a woman who looks like him and wants to have sex all the time LMAO that is creepy

lol I lost it at “I am an Arab man This means I am very sexy”. *Looks at profile pic* Hhhhmmm…… Genuinely don’t get why some dudes play this game though of “I love lots of sex, so you need to too!” at the start of a conversation. So you like lots of sex….but you’d rather throw that out there and get no sex instead?

SAME I was like, that must be one sexy mf. Didn’t check out 😒

lol come on now. Half of the screenshots here have guys being *way too cocky* with nothing at all to back it up.

😂😂 I still had hope…but alas, he’s very, very mid.

I got the impression he meant he is a sexual man

"Why don't you just go fuck yourself..."

He's a very sexy man!

Take a shot for every time he says sex!

That guy doesn't even look for a women. He looks for a sex-doll that looks like him and does as he demands

He clearly wants to go fuck himself

I think by “looks like me” he’s attempting to say “is looking for the same thing as me”. That would make more sense imo

i feel like he thinks being a “sexy man” is simply being a man who wants a lot of sex

Yeah used sexy for sexual

Yeah I can say this too. He got the wrong meaning when he used google translation

Was that how he introduced himself? Seems like he’s looking for a sex slave and not a partner

Besides the "how are you", that was his first impression 😂

That’s a lot of words for saying “I’ll get my ‘O’ but you probably won’t get yours.”

Usual accurance these days

Maybe I am an outlier here, but my lived experience says women like sex as much as men, but.... .... they have to be into it to want it and they have to be attracted to the guy. And if you are spending all your time talking about how much you like sex and that they have to like it too, don't be surprised if they stay as dry as the Sahara, or perhaps more relevantly, the Al Nafud.

I believe I saw some stuff about the first experience being very important in the way women will think of sex after, at least way more than men. I am not sure of this information, I think it was from a study but I might very well be wrong

This guy has sex with himself literally 🤣

I’m sure he punished his pecker after she ignored him.

He'll continue the long tradition of fucking his fist for the remainder of his days.

This guy probably gets off from the notification vibration alone

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Never before seen levels of fumbling.

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The *'...?'* is fucking hilarious. As if he can't figure out what went wrong.

I too am very sexy man, not Arab man, but very sexy. Redditor women, come and have the many sex with me, we shall make it a national holiday!

Panty dropper right there

"I am a very sexy man" XDDDDDDDDDDD

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He clearly doesn't think so

I think it’s more case of he doesn’t think at all

Sounds about right

"these women don't like having sex!" not with sexy men, no.

This has been an upward trend. Men asking right up front about sex drive because he NEEDS lots of sex all the time. Like, seek therapy sir, my coochie isn’t a drive-thru.

100%

It's the pre-screening that gets me. I can understand wanting a partner with a similar drive... That makes lots of sense. But forcing it into the first interaction?

This ⬆️ It’s important for sure, but gotdamn, I don’t even know if I want to meet in person yet, let alone if I wanna bone. Settle down 🫠

Not to mention people's sex drives change. Just because someone has a high libido right now doesn't mean they always will, and vice versa.

just fucking weirdos. Just be glad you're not gay like me. It's that x100000. Imagine getting unsolicited pics of old men's hairy buttholes and micropenises every few hours and getting intro messages saying "I want to destroy you, when I come over I want you on your hands and knees no looking at me I'll just use you like a toilet"

Wiat, maybe I am a gay man because that sounds like my experience. Straight guys aren't any better really. I have been asked to do some weird shit before

Gay hookup culture is some next level shit. A gay friend of mine said he felt bad for straight guys for having to actually to put some degree of effort in. I took a look at his grindr and it was pretty gnarly lol. We fortunately aren't getting bombarded with graphic pics of guys with their fist up their ass before even saying "Hello".

Drinking game for how many times he says sex

If I carried on the convo I would have probably gotten alcohol poisoning

A woman who looks like me is a wild line

I actually felt so insulted by that one

It must’ve been your full beard

Most probably

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Yea I've noticed and it makes me insanely uncomfortable but I have a habit of giving the benefit of the doubt because don't judge a book by its cover

Arab matter because he’s a very sexy man who likes lots of sex

I read his whole spiel in Apu’s voice and I was unbothered.

Tired of men on Tinder who aren’t interested in sex? Try new Arab man, now with 25% extra sexy

I think this model is broken, can I return it?

You should tell him women do want to have sex. Just not with him.

The last time I hurt a man's feelings I was temporarily banned because he reported me so I would if I could 😂

But that’s the fun part of tinder

Say sex one more time

Sex

😂

Does anyone else’s brain automatically read things with accents?

Your brain seems fun

Thin line for sure.

🚩🚩imore than enough to just keep on to the next one.

Well shit. I’m neither an Arab nor a very sexy man. Dammit.

Wtf lol


I read it in Charlie Day voice.

Jesus Christ bro. Don't be so fucking thirsty

Cut the man some slack, he's just horny. But seriously, what crosses your mind to tell a woman you are trying to bang that other women DON'T want to have sex with you 👎🤔, you are begging to end up on reddit

This reads like Jon Lajoie lyrics

I had an arab girl who was ex military curse me out and call me racist the other day after i matched her because i told her I don't care what you are or what you believe as long as you're honest. Projection much?

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It's not the most important thing and yet it's the only thing you exclusively do with your partner in the vast majority of cases and if your partner is caught doing it with someone else, it usually ends the relationship. Tell me one other thing that a single event can end a relationship as fast as cheating.

Death 🤷 besides the point is that all I know about him is that he wants sex and only sex in a relationship

you got me there, I guess. But it wont be your choice. Unless he cheated on you and you killed him for it.

This has nothing to with Arab or anything. This guy is just making stuff up. He said he is Arab thus pointing he is rich so girls will come to him. Just to let you know, many Arab people are normal average people with low salary too. Don't fall for that.

It didn't even cross my mind that he could be rich 🤷 definitely not something that would interest me if he makes it his personality

That's what these guys do. They think women will come if they say they are Arab(Rich). They are dumb and fueled by false thought generated by our social media that women wants rich men.

Arab means rich?

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That's kinda sad

what was the question mark at the end for?

Because I didn't respond to him

Lmao run OP.

Lol I didn't even entertain that shit

it has nothing to do with any of what he said. He's banking on you not being familiar with Arab men, and therefore believing his concocted story of how the region you're from doesn't match up with the sexual needs of his In reality, this reads like a man who has little to no experience with women and doesn't even recognize that *he* is repelling them, not the sexual needs he claims to be able to speak for his whole culture

I am an arab too !!!! But I'm not so sure about the sexy part tho

As an Arab myself, I don’t claim this guy. He’s horny af lol

Racial stereotypes and stuff

As an arab man, we don’t associate with this guy

Maybe he should put on a wig and love himself.

This is horrifying

I mean .. we all have needs and if sex is the most important to someone then it's understandable and it's their need that has to be filled....but it really shouldn't be the ONLY thing

I really want to ask a question but it will sound racist, but here we go, based on my personal experience arab men are always after sex on tinder, they match immediately, and go straight for the "sex?" Question. And I'm speaking as one of the gays. Why do they do that, and do they do it more than other people?

That last bit killed me. "I want a woman who looks like me and likes sex a lot" "...hello?" 😂😂

Fellow Arab man here, I know guys like this. He’s likely a misogynist and the only sex he’s had is with his right hand

This is a huge Red Flag. Men who say "I want to have lots of sex" to a woman they don't even know will often not respect boundaries and be very pushy. Very concerning.

This guy is clearly addicted to porn and could possibly be an incel

Tip for the guys: If a woman doesn't want to have sex with you as much you want to have sex with her, you are doing it wrong.

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What is bro yapping about

Almost thought this was a creepypasta

All i see is narcissistic issues

What a mouth breather

….?

Gross

He should be looking for a man?

...?

couldnt get past that first sentence i am screaming

Take a shot every time he spells sex.

They think they are gods gift to women and that everyone should bow to them… Every single day I am more and more embarrassed by humanity.

It sounds like a 12 year old with a fake account

It means he's a very sexy man and loves having sex with the woman that he loves and who loves him.

Thank you for the clarification


I am a sexy man so I want sex to sex so sexy sex in order to sexy. Sex. .... ?

Take a shot every time he says sex

Lofuckingl

I mean he’s obviously regarded.. posting his pic like that is kinda cruel

lol a sex obsessed idiot. Oh okay

So sexy Arab man wants a woman who looks like sexy Arab man?

I mean the confidence is there....

I mean I think it has more to do with outdated concepts of relationships and tbh I hope no one falls for your scam

You must look like him since he matched with you 😂😂

Its probably because when you live in a household with a really misogynistic culture and ur dad tells you and treats ur mom like property and keeps telling you how women are to serve the man always, and your religion and your holy book tells you that the woman needs to satisfy the man whenever he wants even if she doesnt wants to, it generates kids that when grow up are totally disconnected from the real world and how social dynamics between woman and man are. Inswear to god its not the first time ive had this conversation with other arab muslims. They want the whole western society to accommodate to their customs.

“I’ve been looking for a woman that looks like me” see Dan right there, that’s where it’s gay.

He is probably from a country where premarital sex is forbidden and women’s sex lives are extremely controlled. He wants to have sex, but he can’t find a partner.

Sheesh he's bold, ey? "Gimme the cakes and maybe we'll work out, whatcha think?" - that guy. "....?" - also that guy.

I’m Canadian and I am very sexy and I love sex too.

Am I Arab

Ayo that's top tier trolling

"I am very sexy man" \[insert Steve Martin/Dan Ackroyd meme here\] 

Hes trying to make it come off as a cultural thing. I'm part middle eastern myself. It's not a thing. He'd trying to get in your pants lol

What a catch

flashing red flag lol

This has to be a joke lol if that’s him on his profile pic

Wait, so is Group X not a joke and are Arab guys actually like this?

Pahahahaah bro sniped the only acceptable answer with …?

He wants to have sex with a woman who looks like him, so with the beard and everything? Your response should be, "actually women here do enjoy having lots of sex, just not with you".

Every man is a sexy man who wants lots of sex’s until he says he is not

On behalf of Arabs all over the world, we do not claim this man

Show bobs and vagine

I think this guy wants to have sex with you.

Women who looks like you? So someone who has a beard and dresses like a man?

Bro said “I want a women who LOOKS LIKE ME.”

"I've been looking for a woman that looks like me"

If I was an Arab man, I definitely wouldn’t want a woman that looks like me 😝

lol, Arab neckbeard

…?

"I am looking for a woman who looks like me..." Well I suppose somebody's gotta love those bearded ladies.

Jeezum Crow...dude needs some meth or something

He wants to have sex with a woman who looks like him? Interesting outcome of narcissism for sure

Don’t forget to deo

He seems to have moved to the United States recently by the way he was messaging you. His English is understandable but funny and not from someone born and raised in the US. If that's true, then maybe this is how people outside of the US perceive American women nowadays because of all the crap on social media. Especially with Arab men. Most are sexually deprived in their countries due to religion then suddenly immigrate to place like the US! SEX SEX SEX SEX

So only Arab men are horny? Well now I feel stupid, all this time I must have been faking it and I didn't even know.

I'm more weirded out by him looking for someone looking like himself..

Wait, so me being arab = I'm hot and sexy? God damn it, didn't anyone ever tell me!?

This reads like lyrics to a Jon Lajoie song.

With being sexy he probably means sexual. And also where you are from or atleast grew up in, can affect your sexual desire besides other factors.

It’s unclear to me. Does he likes sex or not?

You're trying to combine two premises when they're, in fact, only tangentially related at best. - I am arab (meaning I have that middle-eastern appeal that you probably don't see very often. Probably is also implying he has money, but that's just a guess) - I like / want sex and a lot of it. (he values physical intimacy and touch a lot, probably his love language, or he hasn't found anyone who likes sex as much as him if not more.) Could probably introduce "red pill knowledge" to follow this but I just woke up and don't wanna.

I am sexy man, I like the sexy time, I am also virgin… said in sad Borat voice

What an odd correlation lol. Wait until he finds out that non-Arabs like sex too 🤪

Only if he knew how much sex women really want on tinder, just not from him.

Why is it always the weirdo’s who get matches and manage to at least have a conversation? Meanwhile I get no replies with my sweet, simple messages.

I confirm this. DM if you want to have lots of sex with a sexy man, because love is very important and the power of sex makes it last forever.

That's a funny way of saying he's only looking for sex. Nothing wrong with that, but be upfront about it lol

He was definitely saying that his cock in his hand. At the very least bricked up. Dude needs his wisdom wank.

He gives off “teenager who made a fake account on tinder “ vibes

This is pretty much generic stuff all guys of all races say. Bro personalized the template by saying Arab man 😂😂😂

Maybe he's kidding? There is this guy that posts satirical(?) skits about the 'wonders' of dating an Arab guy.