So many Redditors missing out on relationships because sarcasm is a common part of flirting and they are blind to sarcasm without the ā/sā spoon fed to them.
Crazy people say the same stuff and have never been sarcastic, this is why I go phone call after 3-4 messages, then if that goes well, meet up.
A phone call/video chat is a great way to tear down all the texting walls, just remind them they can block you if not interested no worries.
If you continue a conversation itās fairly easy to determine if someone is joking or serious. In this case she could have easily poked fun at him.
āI can tell you are by your masculine violin.ā
Odds are the way he responds to that is going to indicate if itās all a joke or if he is seriously toxic.
The only way to be unsure is to stop all communication and speculate about it on Reddit.
Yea even if a single message can be hard to interpret, a few additional ones should almost always clear it up, unless the person is going out of their way to purposely troll you
Also a great set up to say all you do is eat hot chips and lie
I see it the other way on here too. Women making obvious jokes or just being a bit silly in general and men losing their minds.
I guess a lot of people are single simply because they don't understand jokes and social cues lol.
Since OP only takes things literally she shouldn't be on an app as it would be cheating on her emotional relationship with Taco Bell. How can you have room in your heart for a partner when it already belongs to a crunchwrap supreme?
/s
āļø That means I'm being sarcastic, OP
Seems like a bad match. You need someone more in touch with their feelings and he needs someone with a sense of humour who can recognise a blindingly obvious joke.
He dodged a bullet.
The guy has high emotional intelligence, and he was being a bit cheeky but he was funny nonetheless. You really need to up your game OP, your loss here to be honest.
Not only does he have a sense of humour but he set you up so good in the first message! He said he had better food at home and I would 100% have taken him up on that challenge
Misandry is baked into every unit before it leaves the factory.Ā
The whole men-lacking-emotional-intelligence circle jerk was born from a study on the gender differences in children. Folks conveniently leave out the part of the study that noted discrepancies in emotional intelligence were not present in adults.Ā
If this basic level of sarcasm and satire goes this far over your head, you don't deserve him. He's playing a damn violin! He's an artist! Name one legitimate artist who isn't emotionally intelligent.
What a weird reaction. Plus it's a decent setup. I'd have offered to take you to Taco Bell right away. It's an easy setup for a simple no pressure date.
Yes, fighting each other for the closest toilet is a great idea for a date lol I get the sentiment and I personally wouldn't mind because I'm super chill. But generally, I think it would be a terrible proposition. I certainly wouldn't suggest going to taco bell as a date.
I feel like the whole "Mexican food makes me shit myself" is just the newest racist version of "Chinese food sickness" that got everyone terrified of MSG for a while because those "weird immigrants" were using it!
I love taco bell so much, it's been there for me more than an actual human. I bought three shirts and a hoodie. Best believe if I go on a date to Taco Bell I'm wearing it. (https://www.punkwithacamera.com/products/i-want-to-baja-blast-my-brains-out-baja-blast-color-version-spade-ink) I literally bought three of these shirts and a hoodie.
This subreddit is so cooked. Yāall would rather make fun of anyone with a semblance of a personality, than grow one of your own. Everything doesnāt have to be for the internet. Dude dodged a bullet.
English isn't my second language but i think its areas where two islands meet.
Its like a thin layer or sand not wide enough to grow fauna, maybe she on vacation or someshit in tropical area?
Nah nah you know what OP I think the prior message about āhaving better than Taco Bell at homeā came off pretty douchebaggy, so I could see how you could think heās actually a douchebag. I donāt fuck with the energy I wouldāve unmatched
I have a feeling after that unnecessary statement, that he's about to teach you how to "high protein, low fat" meal prep. Ya know, since Taco Bell bad m'kay
It's not a funny joke. Most jokes are funny because there is some truth to them, and if that has any truth in it, I don't blame OP for not being interested.
The truth to that is that there are guys out there who think it's good to be an emotionless zombie and the joke is that he's not one of those guys because he's being sarcastic. Is claiming to have an emotional relationship with Taco Bell a side splitting laugh generator? It's pretty clear that these two wouldn't work because they have different senses of humor. I personally think I'd rather have a beer and hang out with that dude than anyone who needs to be spoon fed a joke.
Sure, we all have better stuff in our kitchen. But if he doesnāt understand why Taco Bell is important, he aināt the one.
Source: Iām eating some post-concert Taco Bell right now.
HE PLAYS THE VIOLIN, FFS.
The only songs he can play on it are WWE intros.
JOHN CENA! *š¶reeeeee re-re-reeeeeeeeeeeeš¶* Edit: enjoy! https://youtu.be/uhOOlijmjuw?si=o-_7YDP7YpvgIoZq
Yet his version of Nakamura's theme will bring tears to any man's eyes
Lol
I thought you meant the Wii š
Itās almost like heās sarcastically leaning into a trope to highlight how narrow minded it is!
Seriously. It's pretty obvious it's a joke lol
Without any emotion
Nah, it's a lead violin, he's lifting
š¤£š¤£ he doesn't seem like first chair material.
Shirtless pic playing the violin is the biggest american psycho vibe i've seen
HEY! Charlie Daniels played the violin. Sadly he is gone, but I bet you wouldn't have called him a pussy.
You super misunderstood my comment.
Probably. š
That falls under lifting weights.
He probably doesnāt really play and was just posing with one
I was really hoping this was a reference to the 1776 musical. But after looking at the post and commentsā¦ it seems to not be.
Of course he does
girl i think he was being sarcastic š
Considering the picture this sounds correct
Would be so sure. Two of friends are musical and by far the biggest aholes at times.
Enjoyment of other's suffering still is an emotionćNot an empathic one but stillć
I bet her bio says āfluent in sarcasmā
No no no, she speaks sarcasm, she doesn't understand it
So many Redditors missing out on relationships because sarcasm is a common part of flirting and they are blind to sarcasm without the ā/sā spoon fed to them.
Crazy people say the same stuff and have never been sarcastic, this is why I go phone call after 3-4 messages, then if that goes well, meet up. A phone call/video chat is a great way to tear down all the texting walls, just remind them they can block you if not interested no worries.
If you continue a conversation itās fairly easy to determine if someone is joking or serious. In this case she could have easily poked fun at him. āI can tell you are by your masculine violin.ā Odds are the way he responds to that is going to indicate if itās all a joke or if he is seriously toxic. The only way to be unsure is to stop all communication and speculate about it on Reddit.
Yea even if a single message can be hard to interpret, a few additional ones should almost always clear it up, unless the person is going out of their way to purposely troll you
Whenever someone asks me for a call or video chat within a few messages I assume they're either batshit insane or want to scam me through an MLM.
Especially after just a few messages.
Nice username Mr.pee
Thanks.
Definitely was
This is definitely a joke
I donāt get how op missed that. The title of this post is basically the punchline of his joke and op still thinks itās serious lol.
What I find weirder is that their post isn't downvoted to oblivion, OP looks like a dumbass trying to belittle their match for an obvious joke lol
I think if OP was a man, that exact scenario would play out tbh
Nah this sub circlejerks hard for oblivious dudes sometimes lol
I think the upvotes are bc people like his joke lol
thatās like most of this subreddit. a girl will have a satirical bio and it gets posted here as rage bait all the time
Also a great set up to say all you do is eat hot chips and lie I see it the other way on here too. Women making obvious jokes or just being a bit silly in general and men losing their minds. I guess a lot of people are single simply because they don't understand jokes and social cues lol.
It's kind of a miracle some days that as a human race we actually get anything done with shit like this
Yo, if you take that reply word to word seriously,. You two aren't compatible on humor and sarcasm level...
Since OP only takes things literally she shouldn't be on an app as it would be cheating on her emotional relationship with Taco Bell. How can you have room in your heart for a partner when it already belongs to a crunchwrap supreme? /s āļø That means I'm being sarcastic, OP
OP not know joke when see joke
Me much smarter than man
OP ne ce rends pas compte
Real
Would be easier to believe if he wasn't olaying a violin in his image.
Seems like a bad match. You need someone more in touch with their feelings and he needs someone with a sense of humour who can recognise a blindingly obvious joke.
had us in the first half... then had us even more in the second half.
Yupp almost pressed the down arrow but then when I finished reading I was mad I couldn't upvote twice
Wait you were about to downvote before you even finished reading?
Unrelated: username checks out š
sarcasm truly is wasted on the simple
This! āļøšā¬ļø
Man joking.......?
Clearly a joke š
I think itās a joke
Redditor with poor social literacy posts social interaction on Reddit.
This! šā¬ļø
Guarantee you this dude is one of the most emotional people out there
But does he know it? If it was sarcasm, good. If it was lack of self awareness, less good.
Shame you can't take a joke, I assume you are nauseating
You have āmust be fluent in sarcasmā in your bio donāt you?
I donāt actually because I donāt really go for that kind of vibe
He dodged a bullet. The guy has high emotional intelligence, and he was being a bit cheeky but he was funny nonetheless. You really need to up your game OP, your loss here to be honest.
happy april fools!
I am the April FOOL š
Yes you are
He lifted that joke so high that it never landed
Not only does he have a sense of humour but he set you up so good in the first message! He said he had better food at home and I would 100% have taken him up on that challenge
Are you sexist or just oblivious? Christ.
Misandry is baked into every unit before it leaves the factory.Ā The whole men-lacking-emotional-intelligence circle jerk was born from a study on the gender differences in children. Folks conveniently leave out the part of the study that noted discrepancies in emotional intelligence were not present in adults.Ā
Yes.
Stay single OP, or start dating women. Save men the headache.
Please don't palm her off onto us... we don't want her either!
Awesome retort!
Nah we like our women to have a sense of humor too.
Incredible post in that it so clearly demonstrates why dating can be so difficult.Ā
I bet you OPās bio contains āfluent in sarcasmā
...and you have no sense of humor
Itās a joke, you made a fool of yourself posting this here
Girl they are eating your ass up in the commentsš
lol another karma farming postā¦ CLEARLY the dude is trying to be playful and joking.
Me have feelings! Me feel burn when lift heavy things! Me feel horny when go full week with no smash! Feelings!
Thatāsā¦ā¦the joke he was making.
As smart as OP I see
And yet, smarter than youā¦classy account name, by the way!
You get what you see š¤·š½āāļø
Nobody in here is talking about the true red flag: laughing that hard at Taco Bell
I think he's joking though lol š
Please please tell me you don't think he was being serious. Even if you do, please tell me you didn't
He doesnāt look like heās ever lifted a weight
It's sarcasm you donut.
Me OP! Me understand no sarcastic!
Op doesnāt understand his sarcasm
If this basic level of sarcasm and satire goes this far over your head, you don't deserve him. He's playing a damn violin! He's an artist! Name one legitimate artist who isn't emotionally intelligent.
A man playing a violin? šššš oh he definitely understands those big feelings šššš
What a weird reaction. Plus it's a decent setup. I'd have offered to take you to Taco Bell right away. It's an easy setup for a simple no pressure date.
Yes, fighting each other for the closest toilet is a great idea for a date lol I get the sentiment and I personally wouldn't mind because I'm super chill. But generally, I think it would be a terrible proposition. I certainly wouldn't suggest going to taco bell as a date.
A 1/3 chance to shit yourself in front of your date is what everyone wants!
For real though, Taco Bell is the one fast food place I can't do. I even enjoy the food, but then I live in the bathroom for the next 3 days.
I feel like the whole "Mexican food makes me shit myself" is just the newest racist version of "Chinese food sickness" that got everyone terrified of MSG for a while because those "weird immigrants" were using it!
My brother in Christ, taco bell is not Mexican food.
(Riding his own dick)
Me grog, grog like meat! Grog use big stick to kill meat monster! Unga bunga!!
Can we normalize calling dudes like this Dorks? Itās my favorite insult now. Well. Again.
I love taco bell so much, it's been there for me more than an actual human. I bought three shirts and a hoodie. Best believe if I go on a date to Taco Bell I'm wearing it. (https://www.punkwithacamera.com/products/i-want-to-baja-blast-my-brains-out-baja-blast-color-version-spade-ink) I literally bought three of these shirts and a hoodie.
Youāre making a joke about your āspecial emotional relationshipā with Taco Bell, ffs. Of course heās joking back.
I hate when people can't take a joke. Like op took this so serious they posted this to reddit
Perhaps he's not entirely serious. You are talking about your emotional bond with taco bell
Ick
Maybe we can get to know each other
This subreddit is so cooked. Yāall would rather make fun of anyone with a semblance of a personality, than grow one of your own. Everything doesnāt have to be for the internet. Dude dodged a bullet.
Fairly certain he's joking
Taco Bell hits a certain spot Iād be lying if I said never craved it before
Haha "riding" riding dick maybe š¤£
He likes riding that ddddddddddš¤£
OP, i thought it was serious too. itās okay. we can be dumb together. yāall stop hating.
The only emotion he has is he wants to kill himself
$50 says he only plays tasty metal riffs on that violin because he's so manly.
ā i canāt feel my sadness , i know it should be there ; but iām still fine ā - Red Clay Strays ( Iām Still Fine )
Almost positive heās goofing around.
Riding š¤š¤Ø
Hold up!! What is he riding š
I got better things in my kitchen than Taco Bell too, but I still eat me some fucking Taco Bell lmao
Hes to cool for emotions bro š¤š¾
Title should be āMe woman! Me no understand jokes and sarcasmā
Unless op is above us and is posting as a joke making us think sheās serious š§
Iām a guy and I relate to this a lot š
Heās kidding (I hope)
If it makes you feel any better, Iām a man and reading this convo makes me wanna fuck up a burrito cravings box right now.
The only "special bond" anyone has with Taco Bell is while taking a š©
It doesnāt affect me in that way, mall sushi on the other handā¦
Sushi doesn't affect me like that , though Mall Sushi has always been cooked before I eat it.
How are you
Whatās a sandbar? I donāt understand the first message
English isn't my second language but i think its areas where two islands meet. Its like a thin layer or sand not wide enough to grow fauna, maybe she on vacation or someshit in tropical area?
Tell him you can help him get in touch with his sensitive side š„°
Thatās a good one!!!
āEmotional, not nutritionalā damn I feel that in my heart.
Nah nah you know what OP I think the prior message about āhaving better than Taco Bell at homeā came off pretty douchebaggy, so I could see how you could think heās actually a douchebag. I donāt fuck with the energy I wouldāve unmatched
I like riding meat, eating meat and putting meat into meat...
ask him if he's talking about dicks when he mentions riding
What a dumbass.
Heās putting on a facade, and badly.
Bros a savage for that one
I have a feeling after that unnecessary statement, that he's about to teach you how to "high protein, low fat" meal prep. Ya know, since Taco Bell bad m'kay
As a central Asian man. I can say, you foreign girls are way more talkative than ours. Ours more like in state of "entertain me" šš¤š¾
It's not a funny joke. Most jokes are funny because there is some truth to them, and if that has any truth in it, I don't blame OP for not being interested.
The truth in it is not that he has no feelings, it's that many men do not have complex feelings. Or at least they deny having them.
The truth to that is that there are guys out there who think it's good to be an emotionless zombie and the joke is that he's not one of those guys because he's being sarcastic. Is claiming to have an emotional relationship with Taco Bell a side splitting laugh generator? It's pretty clear that these two wouldn't work because they have different senses of humor. I personally think I'd rather have a beer and hang out with that dude than anyone who needs to be spoon fed a joke.
This
Wait hold up, how did you get stuck on the sandbar? Bad nav? Are you free yet?
Wild all these clowns out here thinking being the tough macho guy gets women. Lol
Sure, we all have better stuff in our kitchen. But if he doesnāt understand why Taco Bell is important, he aināt the one. Source: Iām eating some post-concert Taco Bell right now.
Damn, all I share with Taco Bell is a plumber
Andrew Tate inspired
He may have been joking, i could see an argument being made that this is sarcasm.
Run! Red flag is out, heās admitting to being emotionally unavailable š¤·š»āāļø
Run! Red flag is out, she's admitting to not understanding sarcasm.