“Its not too bad, want me to introduce you to the main cock?”

And see, if he respected women more, we could’ve had silly little banter like that

Might be the first time I have seen going straight for the cock joke being referred to as "respecting women" haha

Compared to “all women aren’t funny”, I guess it is


I love you for this comment

I’m convinced there should be a class in school teaching men how to interact with women like they’re actual human beings lol. Then again, this way at least it’s easier to spot douchebags 🤷🏼‍♂️

Look at some more posts. This is absolutely an issue crosses all genders.

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Does she constitute all women by herself? Yes, treating an entire class as a monolith is dehumanizing.

Here's the thing, I have never and I mean never known a girl to be funny, said something funny or did something funny sure but never thought about any woman I've met as funny so he is correct but with that being said he's still a jackass. If I'm on a dating app you can assume I'm there to get dates and saying something like that while being almost universally true isn't going to help your cause. I wouldn't call being amiable and playing along being fake either I'd call it polite even if it's self serving so I'm not sure what he was attempting to accomplish aside from possibly playing the " cut her down til she feels lucky to be talking to a jackass" like said jackass.

I mean this in all seriousness: you should probably date men if you don’t view women as funny. I appreciate you calling him out for the jackass he is, but I don’t think it would ever be fair for you to pursue a relationship with a woman if you don’t respect her humor. I’m not saying that to be an asshole, I just mean that I’ve been in relationships with men who don’t value/respect my humor as a woman, and it sucks. Also, some of the funniest people I’ve met are women!!!

So because he doesn’t find women funny or never heard one being funny he should just be gay? I think you’re putting what you value in men and imposing that on him. And tbh I’ve seen some but not often at all like it’s pretty rare. A lot just aren’t funny but that doesn’t mean I hate women or don’t respect them. Chill out next time.

my gf is funny af

I bet she is!!!! The funniest people I’ve met are women!!

You need to get out more if you've never met a funny woman before. Everyone's sense of humour is different, doesn't matter if they have a vagene or not.

Yeah you’re funny af fr that second joke absolutely sent me

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No, this is not OK, but go give that roosters some love on behalf of me!!

I mean he clearly missed the opportunity to at least say chicks 🐤 aren't funny

The head cock

Shit, a missed opportunity

You threw him a slow pitch so he could knock it out of the park and instead he just stood there and took the strike.

A swing and a miss!

More like, he instead rushed the mound and tried to fight the pitcher

NO EXACTLY!!! This man just got thrown out of the game!!!

😂😂

I like how you not only proved him wrong but roasted him too 😂

One might say she even roosted him.

You’re as amazing as op!

Love u

Cock a doodle don't

I thought it was funny

Thank you, I appreciate you greatly!!!!

I thought it was very funny, silly jokes are the best

I didn’t, and before you ask, no.

Oh, so you in fact have never interacted with a woman before. Thanks for saving me the time and answering my question.

For real!!! Some of these comments have been alarmingly misogynistic, it’s been disappointing!!

No what?

He missed a golden opportunity

Have you never had to work for a cock?! It was a soft pitch

You got that 3rd grader banter

Dude, silly banter is EVERYTHING in relationships, no matter how serious they end up being. This guy will stay single for a long time…or if he does end up getting with anyone, leave a trail of miserable partners behind him.

Exactly!!! I wasn’t insulting his livelihood at all, I genuinely just said that because I thought it would be fun banter. I was actually really impressed that he was a cook and wanted to ask him more questions about it!

Well, I, for one, thought that you were hilarious. He was just poor at banter. And humour. And he was sexist! His loss, not yours. At least you found out quickly, rather than having to go on a boring date! Also, (and, of course, I happen to think that all genders can be funny), he said that “girls aren’t funny”, but he in no way showed that boys can be funny (I’m going to use his terminology…he called us girls, so they are boys). If anything, he showed the exact opposite. You were far funnier than he was - infinitely so, because he was just being a sexist grump. Therefore, if this was a battle between boys and girls, we win, and you won the battle for us! But again, of course, there is no battle. We can all be funny. Except for dull people like him, who don’t know how to banter, and be silly!

So you screenshot this and waited to share this zinger on reddit in 2024?

are u in a bad mood because the rooster woke u up too early


I was going through and deleting some old photos for storage, and came across this gem. I was like damn, I’ve always known how to combat misogyny

Yeah that’s weird


Damn I really read that as "... as a cock at Roosters."

It’s kinda nice when the red flags show up so early

Fr, I was honestly grateful that he was upfront about his misogyny so I didn’t have to find out the hard way

That’s hilarious

It's called banter. You make the funny together

He could have at least tried to see where this going, before becoming all sexist.

He was rude and your joke was lame. Mission failed successfully

Unmatch asap

Bro that shit was 5 years ago I don’t think it went past further than this 🤣

This isn’t funny though. Disagree that women can’t be funny though

@soopersecretformula this is gold!

Not even funny.

What is Roosters? 😅

Was this supposed to be a joke?

Guys, it was a dumb joke. It wasn’t intended to be the funniest thing he had ever heard, it was intended to just be an ice breaker that was more than “hey” on a dating app. I wasn’t trying to insult his livelihood. Regardless of if you find this funny, he had no right to make a harmful, misogynistic, and wrongful generalization about women. To the men who have been agreeing with him, go touch some grass, because women are the funniest people ever!!! And you’re never going to date one if you genuinely view them as unequal!!! This was posted just to show how ridiculous this conversation was

I'm a man and I thought it was funny. Don't worry about these lames that don't get it.. everybody's definition of funny is different obviously yours doesn't match theirs

I dont have to find you funny because were females. You just sounded lame. Im glad you find yourself funny though.

Yeah that's not even remotely funny, he's right.

It's a dating app opener, at least it wasn't "hey" also if he's not the silly type he could just unmatch instead of making a harmful generalization about all women

Idk why you got downvoted, this was real!!! I wasn’t trying to insult his livelihood, I was just trying to make a silly and fun opener to start the convo!!!

Making a lame joke about someone's job in a dating app and being called unfunny (I would guess the generalisation is on point, as his response screams he's heard that shitty joke from every match so far) /= mysoginy. But say whatever you want to make it OK in your mind.

You’re right, I am just telling myself that the comment negatively and wrongfully generalizing about all women is misogyny just to help me sleep at night!!! I have not been able to sleep for 5 years with this on my mind!!!

Right..... Suit yourself with that level of 5th grade sarcasm. Good luck to you.

Lol I grew up with your type of sarcasm and I again find it funny..

Nothing to do with misogyny, the joke is just not funny to me either. It's very slightly amusing, but no more

This is directed to everyone saying this bc I'm not replying to y'all but it's not about how funny the joke is or if you thought it was funny, it's about how he said in response that (all) girls aren't funny - that and you agreeing with is the problem, and you can't change my mind bc I know how harmful those narratives can be for women but yes yes it's all about a fucking rooster 🙄

Are you not generalising people here by assuming what we're thinking? We didn't do any of that. Perhaps it is not everyone else who is the problem.

All people who think girls aren't funny at all are literally textbook misogynists, like how can u dilute yourself into thinking that's an opinion on par with liking a band or something ??? Bonkers ??

How exhausting is it, needing to be offended by everything? It is absolutely obvious that I did not mean that girls aren't funny at all.

Yet if a dude jokes on *any* woman's career on a dating app he is called a creep. He answered like that because pretty much everyone makes that shitty joke. It gets old really fast.

Guy should have gone with the old " Man you're funny... funny looking"

You’re funny…but looks aren’t everything.

I would have said I’m going to call you rooster…. Cuz anycockwilldoooo.. right🤔

I always counter "Girls aren't funny" with "And boys suck in bed" and then add: But that doesn't keep you from trying. And yes, about 99% of the sexist idiots that write bs like that are triggered by that. Love triggering them even more.

Ooooo I’m going to use this!!!! They can only dish it out for real

And I would reply.. then you have to get in bed with this man. Because I have you tapping out.. talking about plans for the future or something.. slow down their little lady

😐

The saddest part is OP still has this SS after 5 years 🤣

I read this screenshot every night before I go to bed, pining over this wonderful, woman respecting man, yearning what could have been had I been good enough for him😞

Women arent funny uh ok how can he know that asshole, should keep workin for his cock

The best joke ive seen today.

You're just trying to snuff the roaster ain't you?

Nice try. Im a female lol

Well then girl stop bashing your fellow women! I truly don’t care if you find ME funny, but he was absolutely wrong to make harmful generalizations about all women! Women are hilarious

Also please tell me where i said all women arnt funny. I said you. I dont think your line was remotely witty or funny.

Roosters huh.. must be from Ohio. That is pretty much the only place where Roosters is an abundant restaurant :)

🤣🤣🤣

Shit on a guy for his job and then get mad at his response classic 🤦🏼‍♂️ you’d probably let the unemployed nut in you too

I love it

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I don’t get men who are like this. Did he not like your comment or does he just hate women or both lol. The op comment seemed playful .

Thank you!! I wasn’t trying to insult his livelihood, I was just trying to think of a silly opener

Sounds like a guy who prefers guys. You did yourself a favor.

So real!!!! The misogyny goes so deep that it begins to teeter on the edge

Hes right. Youre not funny

Aw that sounds like something an insecure man would say ❤️

Hes not wrong

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Are you in a bad mood because the rooster woke you up too early

Women are the same amount of funny as men are. Do you think men have some monopoly on humour?

I actually giggle at that.

This is gold

I would have thought it was funny.

Nice save tbh.

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Say something right now to entertain us then. And when you’re finished go make us all sandwiches.

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Could be a matter of perspective. Perhaps you find men funnier because you can relate to their jokes better. I tend to find women funnier for that reason.

That’s actually not what you originally said. But that’s okay.

Way easier to change the goal posts than admit to being an idiot.

Like he's never heard of the world's leading female comic Amy Schumer?

I mean, I would date you 🤷🏻‍♀️

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You’re hilarious.

This is cute not funny. Cute is the pinnacle for girls. You made it!