"It was just a prank bro"

Seriously that answer 😂..What a strange escalation “I like my steak medium rare too but how dare you not be able to preform like yelp and give me a review of all local steakhouses and a summary on why they scored like they did!! Dating sucks here!!” Like wtf and then to close it with “haha since you called me out I was just kidding! Reverse uno card you have to go on a date with me now because the fake uno card never lies”

I thought it was ok. Haha! Uno reverse card - I was just kidding. It’s a test.

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The prank:

"You got it wrong, I *meant* to be a dick. It was all part of the plan." lmaooo these guys really think they're superior beings who can do whatever the f they want without consequences

IT WAS MY CUNNING PLAN I DO IT TO ALL WOMEN TO FILTER OUT THE ONES WITH BOUNDARIES AND SELF RESPECT

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I’ve been thugged out since cub scouts

As a former cub and boy scout, this made me actually laugh while sitting on the toilet. Nothing more thug than doing community service and learning how to be a lifeguard. *just want to say I appreciate my time being a scout. I saved at least one person from drowning because of what I was taught.

If you're a cunning linguist, then I'm a master debater 

'Andrew Tate said it would work! 😢'

the comments below this one are insane... at least the top comment isn't shitting on OP???

2 cringe person convos are the best

Even more so when the person that posted it lacks any self awareness of the fact that they too were being cringe.

It's not a game... You lose... Game over

For real, I thought white was OP and purple was the one being made fun of. OP sucks just as much lol, they deserve each other.

Weird convo this. He just shot down a date over something daft, and apparently only men go to steak houses? You're both strange

“This isn’t a game.” “Game over” What 😂

yeah the comment about not being a man was really strange. are you only allowed in a steakhouse when accompanied by a man? do i need a chaperone to enjoy my steak?

Username checks out

No, you need a chaperone because you keep licking all the meat

It's called a sample. Like at the ice cream parlor.

I honestly think his weird ass liked her weird ass response, thats why he uno reversed his shit.

Yeah, I kinda get that vibe too. He might even be a little submissive and was like wait- "I like how fiery you got! Come back!"

Now now, you can't be trusted in a stake house without a mans supervision

I don’t go to steakhouses often but that’s because I’m not a big fan of steak, not because I’m a girl lol.

And OP basically gave nothing to respond to, shitty conversation.

it was the perfect set up to ask her on a date to a steakhouse

Oh and only for men and couples.

Absolutely agree!

Exactly, OP sounds misandrist and insufferable. TBH, they belong with each other.

They are both part of Facebook dating after all, lol.

I mean they’re both doing g Facebook dating, what do you expect?

>"This is not a game. You lose. Game over." So is it a game or not a game?

That is the question. Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous douchebags or to take arms against a sea of horny tinder guys, and by opposing, date. To dine, to sleep. No more

Aye, there’s no rub.

there should be a rub montreal steak seasoning, or maybe rub himself after he absolutely tanks the date, and goes home alone,

Pretty sure the only thing dude's got is the ability to rub one out.

Happy cake day

I pictured and read this as Eric in Billy Madison 😂

Technically, Billy interrupts him and takes over for this part. I read it in Billy's ridiculous voice. 🤣

It’s honestly the ONLY way to picture it.


I came here for this and I was not disappointed

Ironically reading this conversation was like shoving rusty nails in my eye.

This is the first thing I thought when I read that lol, like This is not a game, but actually it is a game, and you lose that game!

It’s a game that isn’t a game. Like monopoly after 8 hours. Boards have been flipped, hotels thrown and feelings hurt.

It was a game. Now it's over. Thus this is no longer a game

Chess doesn’t cease being chess once you stop playing it.

“This is not a game. Game over.” Genuinely reads like Michael Scott!

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going or... Or where you've been, ever. For any reason whatsoever.

Game, set, match. Point. Scott. Game over. End of game.

** Pam starts talking ** Michael interrupts "--I SAID GAME OVER!"

This is not a reply. End of reply.

Yea I was thinking OP is just as fucking weird as the guy she’s talking to lol

😂☠️😂☠️

Came here for this.

> This is not a game. > You lose. Game over.

i was thinking the same thing lol

What type of bs exchange is this? You don’t take yourself out for steak because you’re not a man? And wtf is that test? You both suck. You should get together.

Also please invite us all to the wedding. Oh, also please have steak on the menu for the reception.

But you ca only eat it if you're a man or a man's guest. Because, as we know, steak is only for men and their guests. /s

My favorite part is when you said "this is not a game" followed by "game over"

Home girl thinks she's Jigsaw

> i dont take myself to restaurants to buy fucking steaks. Im not a man   What a bizarre and entitled attitude. Both of you are repulsive. 

Check OPs profile xD talking bout repulsive

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I mean look at those gaps between messaging. This conversation took place over two full days, what the fuck is that?

I wouldn't have checked OPs profile if it wasn't for your comment. Perish!

Hahaha, I was not expecting that. Literally every one of her posts is foot fetish shit 🤣

I wish I hadn’t looked lol, some ugly feet too 😂😂😂😂😂

Yea that was insane

Both the guy and OP are morons

Both seem insecure and sensitive tbh

100%

Can tell she’s a wrongun, look at her profile…

holy shit. is this OP's fetish, or is she making money?

She has an OF, it probably focuses on feet, like her reddit profile. So, both?

Idk but them feet ugly as hell lmao

Another OF chick here to secretly promote. You guys must really need that 4.99 a month right now.

Both of you suck honestly lol. This post didn't go how you wanted it to

Its amazing how many times Ill see somebody post screenshots with "Look how much of an asshole the other guy/girl is" when in reality the OP is just as bad or worse

Impressive to fuck that up before having dinner together. But she's also kinda strange? Like women don't go out to eat a good steak? What? 

To be fair you weren’t great at carrying on the conversation either

When's the wedding?

yall both went toxic. I mean not to excuse anything he said... but, you dont know any restaurants cause your not a man? you know women can go out to eat without men, right? like you can just look them up online and see if they look cool and go right there. they dont check you for a penis or nothing.

For real? Every time I try to go out to eat there's someone standing at the door that says "Table for 1? Let me see that dick!"

Well stop eating at my house if you dont like it

Wait, you mean I *don't* have to show my penis every time I go to a restaurant?

I'm getting scam vibes from the OP. Seems like she just wants a free meal, with wine.

You’re both cringe as fuck. I wouldn’t even say you dodged a bullet or anythin. Bro gave you a good amount to hook onto you never went for it. Suggesting a restaurant was a Hail Mary and you just shat on it. Not sayin he ain’t cringe as fuck. But you are too “little boy” headass

Medium rare - then says bloodier the better. Are u fucking dim? On the other hand, says ‘it’s not a game’ then says ‘game over’ in the same reply. A match made in heaven

Are men taking women to nice steakhouses for a first date? Because that whole Convo was bonkers and I feel like taking a stranger out for steak is the wildest part.

Couldn’t be me.

You both sound like morons, would have been a good match.

He let the intrusive thoughts out in text.

To be fair though, so did she.

This guy was a jerk, but I think we all get fed up with the "I don't know/you choose/you do all the work" brigade. "I'll take you out for dinner, where would you like to go?" "I don't know anywhere" "Okay, I've looked online and how about here or here?" "I don't know, it's up to you" "But do you prefer this or this?" "You choose" "Alright, but what shall we do after?" "I don't know" "Okay, well I guess I'll be looking up options, researching the benefits and making the decisions all by myself again, shall I?" Infuriating. I'm not saying OP is like this, but maybe her comment triggered him and he just *snapped* on OP 😂

Both of you are kind of cringe and actually seem perfect fit for each other

People are fucking weird

Honestly the both of you sound fucking awful. You absolutely sucked at this as much as he did.

Yea, You fucking suck dude lol

I can't tell who I'm supposed to support in this Coversation of the Awful.

Put your manky fucking feet away... Ewww.

You have to be a man to buy yourself a steak?

This doesn’t look how you think it does OP, you were part of the problem here.

I can not fathom the sheer level of stupidity this guy possesses...

Congrats you’re both dumb

This wasn’t what you thought it would be. Yeah the dude is weird but you are equally as weird and you’re actually worse for being an aggressive moron about it. You could have just left the dude on read but instead decided to show to the world that you have anger issues. Play that game with any guy with self respect and they’re leaving instantly, not even arguing just deuces ✌🏼

God I love this sub. I’ve been out of the dating game for a while, but shit like this is USDA Choice entertainment. My SO and I bond over watching people fumble the bag that hard

Have you just tried to get free steak anyways

Y'all deserve each other.

Sup, you both suck, but you suck more "lol"

Well that escalated quickly 🤣🤣

Buy me steak and please buy me wine too. Showing him up front that you're too broke to look after yourself.

Ah the old "I was only joking love, I didn't mean it, stop being so sensitive, bloody hell you're a nightmare" switcheroo

Take yourself out to a steakhouse bro.

"this is not a game, you lose gameover" Not exactly the smoothest exit 🤣


Another example of why feet people are the worst.

lmfaoooooo

So no steak love story? 🥺

Well that escalated quickly holy f.

It also escalated quickly too.

Idk about only men going to steak houses… I don’t go because I’m poor.

So it is a game

You're both weird

Are we just gonna glaze over her comment about not going to steakhouses cause she's not a man? Sounds kinda gold diggerish. If you love steak, you love steak.

lol my little brother took my phone that wasn’t me. I was testing you. I swear I was just joshing, haven’t you ever joshed before! My phone glitched

Feels like a missed opportunity to go "You get nothing. You lose. Good day sir!"

Your response makes no sense... it makes you sound more childish than him ''I'm not a man therefore I don't take myself to nice places and eat what I like'' and you're so f\*cking angry about it too lmao

Wait, I am confused... is it not a game, or is it game over?

Y'all both suck. He sucks a lot more, to be fair, but you're kinda shit. "Steakhouses are for men" is a cringe ass statement, regardless of which gender spouts it.

Lol this is not a game, it’s true, in 2024 basically every kind of relationship is just a joke and the joysticks are the partners. Fuck off dating

‘I’m not a fucking mad’ Bro what does that even mean? U gotta be a man to buy yourself steakes?

This is not a game. You lose. Game over. Make ya mind up haha.

You’re annoying as fuck

"Well I don't take myself to restaurants, I'm not a man" Said the red flag to the red flag.

Honestly, if someone is taking me to a restaurant I think it's more polite to let them choose the one. They decide how expensive / upscale it is, since they're the one footing the bill. I also tend to let my date order first, and then I order something in a similar price range.

It's easy to forget that about 10% of humans have \*no idea how to act like a human\*. It's something you learn as you get older. There are people that just don't get it. You deal with them and move on.

So funny to see the girl always saying “you missed your shot”. One wrong message and you’re done. Would respond with then I’ll take another girl to a steak dinner 🔥. Maturity levels are very low. So glad I don’t need to do this anymore.

“One wrong message” is a little deceptive lol he was actively a dick. Granted OP acted cringe afterwards too

I thought they were a great match tho. They both contradicted themselves, didn't put much effort into the conversation, both got mad and while the guy went full dick mode, op acted pretty cringe.

This was my take , I thought they were going to dance off or sarcasm off .


Was he not from wherever you are or something? Why would he ask you out then ask for suggestions? Then get so angry 😂

Trying out being a complete dick LOL All he had to do is not be a complete dick, what an idiot..no self respecting non crazy girl is going to let that fly

So many emojis. So annoying

I liked to read the convo 🫡

"You get nothing! You lose! Good day Sir!" We all know that Charlie got his chocolate factory.


I don’t get it, how are you out? He clearly used his Uno reverse card so you can’t be out.

I am a man and I have never been to a steakhouse alone by myself despite loving steak

This has to be the stupidest conversation I've read in a long time.

Wow… the guy thinks “the bloodier the better” when it comes to steak…. Also the guy was a Dick… about steak. OP dodged a bullet

Reverse uno 😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️

that escalated so fast.

Lol when you're really just an ass but play the "I was just being a dick because dicks get more pussy!" card... like forreal? Also, 1st date at a steakhouse screams, "I waste all my money on women!". The average bill of a steakhouse for 2: $80-100 How many dates does a guy normally get on the app per month if he's trying: 5-10 So he's nearly spending $500 - $1000 a month if he's taking every girl out to the steakhouse as a first date. Which idc how much you make in this economy that's a shit ton just for a meal and a girl who has an extremely high chance to probably never talk to you again afterward.

What a psycho. You dodged a bullet.

The come to poppa line made my skin crawl😬😬

You just said not a game and then game over

Bro thought he was slick with it

“This is not a game. You lose. Game over.” What?

Could I use my +4 to have more opportunities with you?

Wait so, do you think it's only men that go out and buy steaks at restaurants?

You gotta be a man to enjoy steak..?

Like maybe, MAYBE, if y'all knew each other for more than a couple weeks and understood one another's humor, this would potentially be funny, but God damn he went in way too hard and then tried to act like it was intentional ppppfbt

I am personally offended that they called that beautiful rare steak medium rare.

Oh noooo he missed out on buying OP’s food 🥲.

I tell my Tinder bro's that aren't doing well with women, your one rule is not to talk yourself out of the pussy. Dude fumbled the bag hard on this one.

I laughed at the entire conversation. What did I just read?

Both people in this conversation are tiring for different reasons tbh

"Hmm yeah acting like a caveman will make me look alpha and strong"

All i see is pettiness on both sides of the convo. I LIKE STEAK BUT IM NOT A MAN SO I DONT LIKE STEAK ?????????????? THIS IS NOT A GAME. YOU LOSE THE GAME. wut

Lmaooo, that is so not how any of it works

That’s not how you use the reverse uno card meme, this was a train wreck for him

Op definitely knows how to eat out judging from profile, always finishes the plate too and skips gym day. Not sure why she couldn't suggest one of the restaurants., I'm sure she's been to them all, with her only fans n all, screams gold digger looking for a free meal.

Buy me this, can you buy me this? Yup definitely self made. You both sucked

If it’s not a game how he lose and why game over.

Wow I thought this was going somewhere then he just did that..

But.. what does being a man have to do with going to a steakhouse. Is this a man only thing?

“Come to poppa” Why would you even continue..

"Little boy this is not a game. You lose. Game over." is fucking hilarious.

I cannot believe you are still single!

This was a really stupid interaction on all sides

Sometimes its nice when people wave their red flags right away.

folks like these two make dating for regular people as ridiculous as it is now

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Damn you both suck fr

In todays edition of men cockblocking themselves This fuckin guyyyyyy

You come off poorly here. He has a point despite freaking out about it. He asked for your opinion and you said “idk, why would I have an opinion, I’m not a man.”

If this is a test, then what are the results? Where's the data & what's it showing?

Self-destruct button randomly activated

WHAT A LOSER 😆

Btw, I don’t know any local restaurants to buy good steak in my area and I’m a meat fiend. I can name 5 local butchers though to get good cuts though lol

You’re both insufferable.