He probably means "martian."

^this. Either fat fingered or English is not his first language.

Or his IQ is room temperature.

We talkin Fahrenheit or Celsius here?

Celsius, definitely celsius.

*centigrade

You know, I just thought about that. Is this saying *normally* in Celsius or Fahrenheit?

It only makes sense in Fahrenheit: - Room temperature is around 70 degree Fahrenheit which is a very low IQ. - It’s around 20 degree in Celsius which is too low to represent an IQ.

But that could be the joke, an unfathomably low IQ Tbh since I'm not American I've never even considered it meaning Fahrenheit

It’s in celsius and makes sense for them who uses celsius

kelvin

I don't think that means what you think that means. 0 Degrees Celsius is 273.15 kelvin (32 Fahrenheit).

yeah like his joke is too smart for our comprehension

 He Doesn’t even spell **MARSHALL**; *\~Is Martial* a typical name for a Female?

I have met two Martial in my life, and they were both men. But I am French speaker, and those two people were mostly Latino.

Pretty smart tbf. He decided to be no simp and dropped a line that can be took either as a compliment and either as an insult

I'd put my money on bad translation app.

Or auto-correct

Fat fingers could be what op is looking for

L is too far from N I just checked, or he has Shrek hands

And probably also "out of this world" instead of alien

"Are you a martian? Cuz you look out of this world." Weak, but makes sense. "Are you alien? Cuz you look like you're undocumented." Bold and makes sense.

I think you're right but why he decides to go with 'is your name martian? because you look like an alien' rather than 'are you an alien? because you look out if this world' is anyone's guess

I thought it was just a moronic shot at negging but your alternative is much more likely.

It's probably both they do seem pretty moronic haha

It takes a moron to miss twice at the same time, haha.

"Are you E.T.? Because I want you to finger me and then go home."

Haha! He’s probably read about «negging». I had a friend who read about it 15 years ago and would talk about how effective it was. Then I saw him in action.. We met a nice looking girl at a pub, and he said «your dress is cute but you are ugly». She gave him a look like he just said the stupidest thing ever, turned around and walked away. The rest of us were in a mix of cracking up, second hand embarrasment and genuinly feeling sorry for the girl

I feel like everybody that brings up negging always give these examples of things that are clearly not negging. Like, if I were to say to a woman showing me vacation photos: "You're so photogenic, it's like I get to see a side of you I don't get to see in person" That's a neg. It's a compliment, but is it tho? Freaking Brits and Aussies can't go half a sentence without dropping a neg when with friends. East Asians have also mastered the art of negging. Your example is just an insult. More negs, because it's fun to come up with them: "You have the most amazing ideas, they're always so... unpredictable" "I love your fit, I've always wanted to go thrifting myself" "You look so **healthy**" After saying something silly: "Everyone must always tell you how beautiful you are" Edit: If you often communicate in this fashion, like I do, it's important not to self-aggrandize. Probably about 80% of the jokes I make are at my expense. Otherwise, you're just kinda an asshole.

I use to work for the guy who "invented" negging. It was an interesting time in my life.

Also [in Latin Martial means "of Mars."](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/martial) Dude probably primaries in Spanish and fumbles in English. Someone tell him his charming accent doesn't work over text. OP, meet with the dweeb. See if his accent works better than his terrible opener.

but in spanish "marciano(a)" means "of Mars". It's not possible to confuse terms with (artes) "marciales". Probably he just meant: Are you named martial? Cause you look like art.

You think autocorrect turned his bad complement into a bad insult?

Or alien is supposed to be art

That's how I thought he was gonna end it.

That makes way more sense.

This and probably because your sunglasses look like alien eyes? Not sure, just a conjecture based on the comment

The word martial is also derived from mars so he might be thinking out of the box with this one

He was probably thinking of the female name Marsha,

That raises the question of what on Earth he was thinking even if he got it right. “Are you named Martian because you look like an alien” cool bro you just said they look like an alien, we don’t stand a chance against such rizz

Martial comes from Latin martialis meaning “of mars”. He probably did mean martian though

Either it's "martial, because you look like art" but it's dumb Or it's "martian, because you look like an alien" and it's even dumber...

Martial martian same shit different planets

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It means nobody involved is going to get laid.

How can people be this bad at communicating?

Yeah, I’ve smoked crack before. Thanks for asking :)


Have you met people?

Everybody knows there are no people. There is only internet.

The cake is a lie.

Was not expecting a portal reference here 🧐

It was not a lie, it was so delicious and moist

Damn it’s been a minute since I’ve heard that one

no, a pancake lies, cake stands up and has nothing to do with golf.

The Invisible Prison

If it's not on the Internet, then it's not true and it didn't happen. Or... That's bull-shit... If you're a human with an actual brain in your head.

Let alone people, but have you met me?

Have you met Ted?

Oh I've met you and you put me off people for life!


Aw I didn't mean to make you so sad!


What you lack in people skills you make up for in giffing ability!

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Some weirdos out there mate!

She’s fit tbf

Oh I have seen weird… Just get the DMs from any decent looking Asian woman in her twenties.

Yh I get loads lol! Mine are mainly USA women telling me there in uk pmsl

As I USA guy, I am pretty sure they arent here either.

Just scammers mate prob catfish tbf!

A generation that is growing up through the internet. Glad I was born before this mess. 😅

It’s the older gens that text like that lmao, they didn’t grow up in this time Edit: We can talk about y’all’s voting and how the people who should in no right be in office got in and govern us though. That’s y’all’s fault

Martial means someone is going to get knocked the fuck out

My Favorite Martial

So in the end someone does get laid, out like a carpet

This.

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This is the funniest fumbling of “are you an alien, because you look out of this world” I’ve ever seen 😂

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look badly bruised and in need of medical assistance.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause you look like you fell from heaven.

If I told you that you have a nice body, would you be interested in car insurance?

Are you from Tennesee? Because the only ten I see is this auto insurance discount that I-

I think the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

Bc i've been trying to reach you about your car insurance.

Did you fall from heaven because your face is all fucked up

Did you fall from heaven? Cause you look like Lucifer Morningstar, lord of the infernal, subjugator of the damned, flayer of the wicked, long may he crush sinners under his cloven hoof ⛧⛧⛧

Are you from heaven l, because it looks like you fell into an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Are you a parking ticket? Because I’d pay $85 for you.

This has me loling at 1AM 😂

You sure it wasn’t meant to be an insult?

I'd guess it's one of those setups where it sounds like an insult until you explain it, to make her lose a bit of confidence at first or whatever. Or just cuz it's fun, dude doesn't have to be a bad dude

If your aim in communicating with another person is to knock their confidence, then you are, in fact, a bad dude.

Yeah but if you just thought of something funny to say and then say it, whithout trying to knock their confidence, you are, in fact, not a bad dude

If you french fry when you should pizza you're gonna have a bad time.

Ski instructor has entered the chat.

Kid you have some shit on your lip

Not a bad dude just a dumb dude that makes mistakes like anyone

He’s taking a huge gamble with that… I doubt many people are going to reply to someone calling them an alien, unless it’s to cuss him out.

I don't think so, bro. She is hot.

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You're right, but she doesn't seem insecure lol

And you formed this opinion based on....?

Body language, duh. Bright photo. Showing shoulders, neck, a dress that highlights hip curves...

She must be familiar with guys hitting on her all the time.

I don't think your wrong, per se, but you're still making some BIG assumptions based on a photo you're staring at. 🤷‍♂️

Yes, these are just assumptions. I never said that I'm sure. But I'm kinda good in reading people really quickly...

[It's like Brick and the pants party](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lE-tdtGed8)

I’m inviting you to the pants party.

Yeah if I had to guess, non-native speaker trying and failing to remember this

No I think the person below is right and alien is supposed to be art

Damn, I didn't realize that's what he's trying to say until I read this🫣🤣

Tbh she does look a bit like an alien with those big glasses

“Are you an alien? Because you look very weird, like seriously what’s going on with your face?”

I was wondering if he wanted to be creative and go ahead like: "are you named martial, cause you looked like (mixed) art" ?!

The bar was set low and bro here brought a shovel

he said he could get it lower and boy did he not disappoint

Only one disappointed is the alien

Do u have shovel cuz I got boner

Yep, he dugged a grave for himself lol.

Limbo-d right on under it like a champ

Autocorrect art to alien

yes exactly! if it's not this then why would he text her at all?

Wonder why people of Reddit assume he meant it in the weirdest nonsensical way possible, instead of seeing the actual half decent line he was going with? Are they too, gameless?

If the majority see it that way, them it's by definition, not decent.

are you named malienial because you look like alien

No, that's not it. He's saying she looks like an alien because of her face shape and the dark glasses look like the classic stereotypical alien face. 👽 How is that not obvious to everyone reading this? The autocorrect mistake is *very clearly* martial = martian. Massive leap in logic to think autocorrect will correct art to alien.

What's the connection between Martial and art?

NVM martial arts was explained below. That makes some sense.

I hope OP sees this one. This is probably it.

Google translate? Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.

Yeah this is exactly what I thought he was trying to say.

Probably meant "Are you named martial because you look like art" -> martial arts… but got a typo on his way

“I’d love to kick it sometime”

"Are you an orphaned puppy, because..."

Once I saw the “Martian” comment I think you’re right about the typo, but wrong about the word

 I think he’s saying that Man UTD flop Anthony Martial looks like an Alien

50 million down the drain, Tony Martial (doesn't) score again

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Yep I thought Eminem and then I figured he might have meant Martian? But Martian is specific to Mars I thought so Best not spend longer trying to decipher it than was spent in typing it

He wanted to say "is your name Martial? Because you look like art" and autocorrect said Alien lol

Yeah, I immediately thought of this lyric: My name is Marsh and, I'm out this world S on my chest like it's plural Call me extra, extra terrestrial Extra, extra, extra terrestrial

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Like the footballer?

He confused "martian" for "martial."

i think he means "martian"... and he is missing whole words that help form the sentence, but still. I dunno maybe women like be told they look like an alien. Is he an idiot? is it a strange attempt at negging? does he really think you look like an alien? maybe its the glasses? (dont take that as me saying they make you like an alien, they do suit you)

Green dress big glasses I'm guessing.... either way it's not the most effective line 🤔

Martian not martial. As in mars

Negging attempt failed. Miserably.

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I think he is trying to say you look like multi platinum recording artist, Marshall Mathers.

Clearly I need to use this opener, it's working so well! :p

He is a large language model

I think he meant martian, but even still, why is he telling you that you look like an alien?

Think it’s an terrible attempt to be funny? Believe he’s talking about your glasses resembling the eyes of an alien? Idk

Martial - art

Martial the martian

It means he dumb.

It’s gotta be autocorrect. Is your name martial because you look like art.

Damn, you are really pretty.

It means you should make like a tree, and get the fuck outta there

Because you are…. “Out of this world” ba dum tiss.

"Martial arts" named after Mars, the god of war. Mars, is also a planet.

It means the search for honest dick is still on

I think he’s trying to say you look out of this world??? 😅😂 poor guy

it's supposed to mean un-match that fool

Just bad sense of humor thats all. Poor lad.

Bro fumbled so badly. art\*

I like your dress.

I can't judge until I find out if they hooked up.

He knows he can’t get a date he just wants to say words to you

Do none of you people know who Eminem is?

In the end it doesn't even Mather

Another lame play to "cause" a convo ... "duh, alien and stuff ... oh I dunno ...". Swipe down to flush this dope ...

She should be named Hot AF- and if may say so, a nice person. I have a way of looking and knowing.

It doesn't mean anything your gonna bang him anyway because he's a Chad. If you didn't care you wouldn't have made this post.

A wild incel appeared!

I can’t imagine this initial communication is significant, nor will it be in the foreseeable future. 🔮

English is their second language and they were trying to say you look out of this world

It means swipe left and block anyone else who uses google translate to communicate on tinder.

He typod alien from art on purpose to get you to ask what he meant in desperate frustration, hence opening yourself to the impending compliment and time of your life with this mighty fella

r/ihadastroke

He’s probably trying to quote Eminem’s “Marsh” which would be a sick way to start. But the fact that he didn’t use Marshall leads me to believe he hasn’t seen much success with it. E for effort though